D.W.: Hiya there, I'm back to try and start more chaos! Yay!!!()
Cast members: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
D.W.: (;;) Meanies... oh well anyhoo, I want to thank huo-zhi-long, DojomistressAmbyChan, and ecarr97 for reviewing. It was very much appreciated! In fact, I even did a happy dance for the cast as a result of it ( )
Cast: (OO;;;) AND WE DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE HER DANCE AGAIN!
D.W.: ( ;; ) Is it me, or am I getting the feeling that I am hated by them...
Cast: #whistles innocently#
D.W.: I'll get you guys back for that!!! When my own favorite characters disrespect me, it makes me look bad!!!
Marik: #chuckles# But isn't it a little late for that, you do look bad already, hideous even!
D.W.: ( ( O)o(O) #) I can't believe you just said that... #starts to shake with fury#
The Other cast members: (OO;;;;;;;;;) He's a dead man... #all run for the hills#
Marik: (OO;;;;) Uh oh! #takes off running#
D.W.: I DO NOT OWN YU-GI-OH, OKAY, HAPPY NOW!?!? EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO MAIM MARIK!!!! #takes off in the direction Marik went#
#THE DAY BEFORE HAVOC#
Back with our courageous heros(Me: LIERS!!!!) and heroines(Me: Who pretty much seem to be the bravest), they have just been invited by Mokuba for a 7 day sleepover in the mountains. We join them as they pack for the "wonderful" experience that will happen.
#At the Mutou 's#
Yami: YUGIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi:# runs in from down stairs with a baseball bat in his hand, but relaxes when he sees it just Yami# Yes Yami?
Yami: (Oo;) Uh, Yugi, what's the bat for?
Yugi: Oh, I just thought you were one of the crazy leprechauns named Ronald McDunnald I met at the midget duelists convention of 98' coming after me because I didn't give him back his pot of gold.# in Irish accent# He'll never get me' pot of gold!
Yami: (OO;;;) I'm not going to ask...
Yugi: #putting the bat away# So what was it you wanted Yami?
Yami: (OO) Yugi, I have some thing to ask you...
Yugi: (OO;) Yes Yami?
Yami: (OO) This is extremely important...
Yugi: (OO;;;) Yes, go on.
Yami: (OO) I just have to be sure you understand...
Yugi: (OO;;;;;;) Yes, tell me...
Yami: (OO) Are you sure you understand and handle the complexity of what I'm about to ask you...
Yugi: JUST ASK ME!!!
Yami: (OO;;;) Okay,...now... do we have enough hair gel for the trip?
Yugi: (O)(O) ( ) (UU;;) (O.o #######) THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED TO ASK!?!?
Yami: Yes! It's quite serious! I need to look good for my lovely Tea, I thought you would have at least have been supportive and cared for my looks, but NOOOO, you just had to be selfish and think of yourself! What about the heart of the cards Yugi, THE HEART OF THE CARDS?!?!?!?
Yugi: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?!?!?
Yami: (#-#) I don't know...
Yugi: (UU;;) #rubbing his temples# This is going to be the trip from Hell...
#At The Wheeler Home#
Joey: OH SERENITYYYY!!!!!!
#Serenity walks in#
Serenity: Yes big brother?
Joey: Have you seen my underwear?
Serenity: (OO;;) Uh, no Joey, I don't keep track of your underwear.
Joey: Oh, Ok, um, wha'd about my toothbrush?
Serenity: (OO;;) No, don't keep track of that either.
Joey: What'd about my clean clothes? I can't find 'em.
Serenity: (UU;;) That's because they're buried somewhere in your room. They should be on the dresser next to your closet.
Joey: (OO) Naw, you gotta be kidding me, I have a dresser and closet?
Serenity: (OO;;;;;;;) Yes big bro, you do. They're just under the mountain of junk in there.
Joey: #grabs a shovel out of nowhere# Dat's it, I'm off tah' claim my clothes in dere'. #runs and jump into the pile of stuff and starts digging#
Serenity: (UU ########) #sighs# Just give me a gun and I'll shoot my self now...
#At the Gardener home#
Tea: #Tea stretches as she is almost finished packing# Uh, I'm almost done, I can't wait till tomorrow! (=P ) #thinks about the guys# (UU;) Then again, maybe not... I really hope they don't act like idiots.
#Tea's Mom walks in#
T.M. ( Tea's mom ): Oh Tea, I hope you have fun in the mountains with your friends.
Tea: Thanks mom, it's good to know I'm loved =)
T.M.: Just to tell you now, I want a baby girl, alright.
Tea: =D...(((O))((O)));;;;;; #flabbergasted, again# WAIT, WAIT, WHAT?!?!
T.M.: XD #suggestively nudges her daughter# Girls going to the mountains with guys, without parental supervision, I may add, I SMELL THE FORBIDDEN ROMANCE, but don't worry, me and your father won't get in your way. We want to keep up the family bloodline. Be sure to go for the rich, very distinguished, or powerful ones, okay darling.
T.D. ( Tea's Father ): #from downstairs yells# FORGET WHAT YOUR MOM SAID ABOUT HAVING A GIRL, I WANT A STRONG YOUNG LAD!!!
T.M.: #yells back# NO TOO BAD, HAROLD, SHE'S ALREADY DECIDED ON A GIRL!!!
T.D.: #yells back# NOBODY ASKED YOU, SHE'S GOING TO HAVE A BOY AND THAT'S FINAL!!!
T.M.: #storms over to the doorway, and sweetly looks back to her now paralyzed daughter# =) Just ignore your father sweetie, and go for a girl. Have fun!!! #Then resumes her scowl and storms downstairs to argue with her stubborn husband#
Tea: #in thought# What the hell is wrong with my parents!?!?! They want me to have a kid?!?!?!? ((((((((((O)))))))(((((((O)))))))))))));;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; #out loud# God help me...
#at Ryou and Bakura's#
Bakura going over his checklist of weapons to use on the other MALE guests, when Ryou walks in.
Ryou: Bakura, are you done packing?
Bakura: looks up annoyed No, not yet slave, what do you want?
Ryou: To just see if you were done or not.
Bakura: Well as you can clearly see, I'm not done yet, so why are you still standing there?
Ryou: This is my room, and I need to start packing since you kicked me out to get YOUR things ready first!
Bakura: Well then get the hell out, I need to concentrate on what to bring, and I need my space in order to do so!
Ryou: But the room is at least 25 feet wide and 28 feet long! You can't tell me that you need all that space!
Bakura: Too bad, I do! I want to be prepared to defend my Lady Tea from those other perverted fiends. I also need to make sure I look my best as well!
Ryou: =( BUT I NEED TO PACK TOO!!!
Bakura: I DON'T CARE!!!
Ryou: =( BUT I WANT TO LOOK MY BEST TOO!!!
Bakura: DO YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT!?!?!
Ryou: =( YES I DO!!! YOU HAVE TO CARE ABOUT WHAT I WANT, I'M YOUR PRECIOUS HIKARI!!!
Bakura: #twitching angrily# I DON'T CARE IF YOUR RA HIMSELF, I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT!!! AND I'M TELLING YOU AGAIN, I DON'T CARE!!!
Ryou: BUT IT TAKES ME A LONG TIME TO PACK!!!
Bakura: DAMMIT, I HATE WASTING TIME!!! FINE GO AHEAD AND PACK!!!
Ryou: () #beaming cause he won# Thank you, mate. #walks to the closet, grabs 8 pairs of clothes pre folded neatly along with his swim trunks and extra toothpaste and toothbrush; puts it all in a good sized bag already there. This takes him only 31.28 seconds# Done!
Bakura: (OO;;;) =( RYOU, I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT TOOK A LONG TIME!?!?!
Ryou: =o Guess I forgot that everything was pre-organized in case of an emergency, and we needed to flee Japan to go to some unknown country where the authorities would never think of looking for us because of some heinous future crime you may commit.
Bakura: (UU######) I hate you...
#At the Ishtar's home#
Isis was currently waiting on her 2 brothers in the living room with all of her bags with her
Isis: MARIK, MALIK!!!! HURRY THE HELL UP!!!
M & M ( D.W.: XD): JUST HOLD ON!!!
Isis rubbed her temples; they had been like this all day. She was ready to go, but those to were just taking their sweet time on getting ready. She detested be kept waiting. What could her brothers be up to? Soon a shriek was heard.
Malik: #yells# ISISSSSS!!!!!!
Isis: #yells back# (--#) YES MALIK!!!
Malik: #yells back# MARIK "ACCIDENTALLY" ZIPPED HIS HEAD IN HIS SUIT CASE!!!
Isis: (UU;;;;;)
Marik: #yells countless profanities in Egyptian to Malik# NO I DIDN'T YOU #$%&&%$#!!#$#&%!!!!! YOU SHOVED MY HEAD IN THE SUIT CASE WHEN I WAS PUTTING MY STUFF IN THERE AND ZIPPED IT UP ON ME YOU #$&%(%$$%!%&$#!$#!%!!!
Isis: (Oo;;;;) Oh my, such harsh language...
Malik: #yells to Marik# NO I DIDN'T, I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU'RE A KLUTZ AND GETS YOUR HEAD STUCK IN A SUIT CASE!!! YOU'RE THE REASON BLONDES HAVE A BAD NAME!!!
Isis: (OO;;;)
Marik: #yells back# NO YOU IDIOT, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GIVES BLONDES A BAD NAME!!! YOUR HAIR IS BLONDER THAN MINE!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT IN A FIGHT WITH PEGASUS OVER FASHION STATEMENT WHICH WAS OVER IF LEATHER AND FRILLED LACED COATS WERE THE NEW "IN"!!!
Isis: (O)(O);;;;;; I have to watch out for who Malik hangs out with!
Malik: #yells to Marik# SO, I WASN'T THE ONE WHO GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH YAMI ABOUT WHICH IS THE BEST GEL FOR SPIKING HAIR!!! WITH AS MUCH AS YOU USE, I CAN SEE WHY YOU LOOK LIKE THE 'FERN HEAD' TWINS THEMSELVES!!!
Isis: (UU;;;;;;;;;) They are so pathetic...
Marik: #yells back# THAT'S IT!!! WHEN I UNZIP MY HEAD, I'M GOING TO ( insert painful method of torture ) AND WHEN I'M DONE WITH THAT I'M GOING TO ( insert another painful method of torture ) YOU!!!!!!
Isis: (((O))((O)));;;;; Ow, that would hurt for the next Millenia...
Malik: #yells back# NOT UNLESS YOU CAN CATCH ME FIRST MUAHAHHAHA!!!
#the sound of glass breaking, a yell, and a thud outside was heard through out the house#
Isis: (OO;;;;) I hope he didn't just do what I think he just did!
Malik: #cries from outside# ( ;-; ) ISIS!
Isis: (UoU#####) I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT IDIOT JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW!!!
Marik: #stumbles downstairs with the suitcase still attached to his head# #cries at the bottom# ( ;-; ) ISIS!
Isis: ( UoU##############) I'M RELATED TO FREAKIN' IDIOTS!!!
#At the Taylor home#
Tristan is currently dancing around his room with a picture of Serenity.
Tristan: () My sweet Serenity...
Serenity picture: was huggled too much (X. X)
Tristan: #throws picture into a suitcase# #Is finished packing# Now to do the thing that I do best... CALL SERENITY AND FLIRT WITH HER!!! #runs to the phone and dials her number#
#ring# #ring# #ring# #waiting music starts and Tristan starts to hum to it. This goes on for 25 minutes! Finally, Joey, disguising his voice like Serenity, picks up the phone. They have caller I.D. so Joey can tell who he is.#
Serenity (Joey): HELLO MUFFIN CAKE!!!
Tristan: HELLO MY LOVELY CUDDLE BEAR!!!
Serenity (Joey): (OO;) WHAT DO YOU WISH TO TALK ABOUT MY LOVING KNIGHT IN RUSTING TIN ARMOR?!?!?
Tristan: OH MY DEAREST SWEETIE-PIE-CUPCAKE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE HUGGLED ON THE WAY UP TO THE MOUNTAINS BY YOURS TRULY? THEN AFTER THE HUGGLING WE CAN MAKE OUT BY THE FIRE IN THE CABIN WHILE EVERYONE SLEEPS?
Serenity (Joey): # in thought# HE'S A DEAD MAN( D.W.: Like Marik will be once I find him =O ) #out loud# Oh darling snokie-pooh?
Tristan: Yes my honey bunny, cuddle face?
Serenity (Joey): Will you in #normal Joey voice# STAY DA' HELL AWAY FROM MY SISTAH' YAH' BASTARD!!! #slams down the phone#
Tristan: #clueless# (OO;) Serenity is starting to go through a voice change and is starting to sound like Joey! She even wants me to stay away from her sister! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD ANOTHER SISTER!!!#D.W.: note for all those who don't know, there is no other sister in the Wheeler family, Tristan is just being Tristan(UU;;;)#
#At the Valentine Home#
Has 30 bags of clothes, 20 bags of shoes, 18 bags of hair and body care products, 12 bags of jewelry in bags Bakura can't break into, and don't even get me started on the number of Make up bags she has (UU;;;). The woman loves her make-up.
Mai: Okay, this should last me about the rest of the week! I need to look so cute while I'm up there! Now to move all my stuff to the car! pulls out Harpie Ladies card and summons them Okay ladies, let's move all my baggages to the car!
Harpie Ladies: (OO;;;) look at the pile of stuff
Harpie Lady: (Oo;;;) Why do we have to move it?
Mai: =P Because I said so, hun!
Harpie Lady: But what do we get out of it?
Mai: (OO;;;)..=( Your going to do it because I am your master, and I order you to do so! Or do you want me to make you be destroyed in every upcoming duel with a weak player!!! Do you understand!?!?!?
Harpie Ladies: (OO;;;) YES MA'AM!!! #run off to throw her items into the car#
Mai: I just love being the boss!
#glass breaking and a car alarms going off immediately brings her out of her happiness#
Mai: (OO) What was that!?!?
H. L. #2: Um, MAI!?!?!
H.L.#3: UM, WE KIND OF BROKE YOU WINDOW WHEN WE PUT YOUR STUFF IN!!!
Mai: #quite ticked# BUT ARE ALL MY THINGS IN THE CAR!?!
H.L.: YES!!!
Mai: #goes back to normal# OKAY THEN! I CAN WORRY ABOUT THE CAR WHEN I GET BACK!!!
Harpie Ladies: (Oo;;;) She took it a lot better than we thought she would...
#At The Devilin home#
Duke was currently ordering his butlers around to do his packing.
Duke: Which would look better on me, Black on red dice with the word's "Wanna play?" or the red on black dice with the words "I always win!"?
Servant #1: I think the red on black suits you sir.
Servant #2: I apologize for this sir, but I think the black on red best suits you.
Servant #1: No, no, the design is all-wrong on that one, it looks hideous!
Servant #2: No, that one looks hideous, just like your face!
Servant #1: Have you looked in the mirror you senile old fool?!?! You look like a cross between road kill and prunes!
S.V#1 tackles S.V#2 and gets into a big dust fight
Duke: (Oo;) Not again...
Duke just shrugs and throws both in there.
#At the Kaiba mansion#
Mokuba quietly sneaks into his brothers office, where the young, HOT Seto Kaiba, was busy typing away at something.
Mokuba: Hey Seto, what'cha doing?
Seto: Some one hacked into my online journal and dream journal too. I'm trying to trace to see where it came from, but it keeps coming back to here.
Mokuba: (OO;;;;)# in thought# Uh oh.... #out loud# Hey Seto?
Seto: Yes Mokuba?
Mokuba: #puppy dog eyes# We go on a vacation tomorrow to our cabin in the mountains? PLEASSSEEEEE!!!!
Seto: ( U.U#) No Mokuba, I have A LOT of work to do!!!
Mokuba: Please!
Seto: No!
Mokuba: Please!
Seto: No!
Mokuba: Please!
Seto: NO!
Mokuba: Please!
Seto: NO!
Mokuba: Please!
Seto: NO!
Mokuba: Pleas- cut off
Seto: FINE!!! When?
Mokuba: TOMORROW!!!! I ALSO INVITED YUGI AND THE GANG!!! LOVE YA BROTHER BYE!!! =P
Seto: (OO#) WAIT WHAT? too late, Mokuba was off groans ( #) Why do I feel like I just signed my life away? Well, at least most of them aren't idiots, like Tea.... goes into daydream about Tea
#Mokuba running down the hall#
Mokuba: (XD) MUAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY PLAN IS COMING TOGETHER!!! TOMORROW'S FUN FOR ME WILL NEVER END, NOW TO GO BOOK A BUS FOR TOMORROW!!!!
D.W: #with Marik in a headlock# Thanks for reading the story. The voting for pairings is still up!
Tea:
Yami (hiss): 1
Seto: 0
Bakura: 0
Ryou: 1
Malik: 0
Marik: 0
Tristan: 0 (thank god)
Duke: 0
Serenity:
Tristan: 0
Duke:0
A hobo:0
Mai:
Joey: 0
Isis:
Yugi: 0
Yami: 0
Shadi: 0
D.W. There's still time to put in your favorite pairings! Now Marik, say it!!!
Marik: #in headlock# (x.X;;;;;;;) READ AND REVIEW, NO FLAMES PLEASE!!!