D.W.: I'M BACK AGAIN!!! YAY!!! XD
Cast: #groans#
Marik: (to Malik) I thought we got rid of her?
Malik: (to Marik) (UU;;;) Nope, guess when we tied her up, attached an anchor to her legs, and threw her into the ocean she got loose somehow...
D.W.: (XD) Yup! The sea creatures couldn't stand me so they threw me back!
Cast: (Oo;;;;)
D.W.: () Anyways, I'd like to thank huo-zhi-long, Egyptian Rose, Chibi Kitty Sorceress, kagome-yasha, Demented Insane Spirit, GolfChick2009, Whimsical Lady, BlackBelt, and DojomistressAmbyChan for reviewing the last chapter! I did another happy dance for the cast, and believe me, I loved every minute of it!
Cast: (--#) And we thought it was hell for every second of it!!!
D.W.: (;;) If you guys didn't like it why didn't you leave?
Bakura: (UU####) BECAUSE YOU TIED US ALL TO METAL CHAIRS WITH CHAINS AND TOOK OUR MILLENIUM ITEMS AWAY SO WE COULDN'T SEND THE CHAINS, THE CHAIRS, AND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!
D.W.: () Oh yeah, I forgot about that!
Cast: ( --#####) #each muttering different curse words#
D.W.: Back to me, I wanted to make it known that something is wrong with my computer so that whenever I try to make certain expressions, It just it blanks out. Or whenever I try to emphasize an action, it takes it out. (;;) My computer hates me...
Cast: ( --#####) JUST LIKE WE DO!!!
D.W.: (;-;)But not to worry, I am saving everything I create on a floppy disc and will try to fix it all later! I'll try to locate a new GOOD computer and maybe I might steal it at the dead of night with Bakura helping me, and maybe fix everything? Or I'll just be lazy and make everyone confused by my horrible writing? Or maybe I'll just pretend I fixed it and annoy the hell out of everyone? Or maybe...
Cast and readers: ( ###########) JUST FIX IT AND SHUT UP!!!!!!
D.W.: ( UU###)OKAY, OKAY, FINE, I GET THE PICTURE!!!!! NOW LET ME TELL THE READERS ABOUT THE POLLS SO FAR!!!!!!
Tea:
Seto= 2
Yami (hiss)= 2
Bakura= 3
Ryou= 3
Malik= 4
Marik= 2
Tristan= 0
Mai:
Joey: 1(there really is no other choice now is there?)
Serenity:
Tristan= 0
Duke= 1
A hobo= 1 =)
Isis:
Shadi= 0
Yami= 0
Yugi= 0
Single= 1 (I decided to add this, since Chibi Kitty Sorceress thought it would be a good idea for her to be single )
D.W.: Oh and I'd also like to explain a few things about the voting, you allowed to vote for each chapter, it will keep the story going. You are allowed to vote for as many people as you want, but the limit is 1 vote for each person, for example, if I wanted to vote for Tristan and a hobo for Serenity, could, but I could only put one vote for Tristan and one for the hobo. Now Tea, darling, will you do the disclaimer so we can start the ficcy?
Tea: (UU;;;) Fine... D.W. does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any other thing she decides to put in the fic...
D.W.: ( #) Gee, you sound happy...
Tea: (UU#) Because I have an idea of what your going to do in this chapter.
D.W.: ( #) DON'T SPOIL IT FOR THEM NOW!!!
#####The Bus Ride To Havoc#####
At the 2400-hour mark, the cars/bikes/limos pulled up to the Kaiba mansion for the upcoming sleepover (Me: Just in case you haven't figured it out by now.) Currently Isis, Serenity, and Mai were chatting by the door of the VERY BIG, GIGANTAMUNDO BUS, while Yami, Yugi, Joey, Duke and Tristan were playing/watching a duel between Yugi and Joey; Malik, Marik and Bakura were plotting something or other (UU;) against fern head#1 and fern head#2 (UU;;;). Soon Tea's car pulled up and Tea jumped out of the car with all of her things in tow, looking quite flustered and trying to get the hell away from the car as if it was filled with zombies and on fire. The other girls were the first to greet her, but soon they heard strange things being yelled out of the car to our favorite brunette.
Mai: (OoO;;;) Uh, Tea, why is your mom yelling about Kame Sutra to you?
Tea: ((((O)))(((O)))))( looks around and quickly adds ) I have no mom, what are you talking about!?!
Serenity: (OO;;;)And what is this I hear from your dad about a strapping young lad and being the best darn grandpa ever?
Tea: ((((O)))(((O)))))(looks around quickly and adds as well) Don't have a father either!!! We are to NEVER speak of what was said from the car again, GOT IT!?!?!?
Girls: (Oo;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) Okay!
#Boys all walk up#
Malik: #who walks up to Tea and slings an arm around her waist and pulls her close# Woman, what's with you, you look like you had red paint painted all over your face?
Guys: #growling because of Malik's arm around Tea#
#Cheering is heard from the car Tea came out of#
Those who hear it: (OO;;;)
Tea: (O)(O) NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NOTHING IS WRONG, NOPE, SO SIRRY NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME, LET'S QUIT WASTING TIME AND GO IN THE BUS, SHUT ALL THE WINDOWS, CLOSE THE DOOR AND FORGET ABOUT THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Tea pulls out of Marik's grip, much to his discontent and runs for the Kaiba bus doors#
Everyone else: (OO;;;;;;;;;;;)#follow her into the bus#
#Everyone else was putting up their stuff in the bus overhead bins when Mokuba with a megaphone crept into the bus#
Everyone: #doesn't notice#
Mokuba: =)
Everyone: #still doesn't notice#
Mokuba: =(
Everyone: #still doesn't notice#
Mokuba: =) #starts to bring megaphone to his mouth#
Everyone: #still doesn't notice the black ball of fuzz in the isle#
Mokuba: XO #yells in megaphone# HOWDY CAMPERS!!!!
Everyone else: #jump at least 3 feet in the air, some banging their heads on the top of the bus, some clinging to the top of the bus, and others clinging onto other people. All of them had their hair standing on end#
Mokuba: =) #happy with their reaction#
Bakura: #was clinging to the roof# (((O))((O)))# WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!?!?
Mokuba: (--###) You were ignoring me!!!
Malik: #nursing the bump forming on the back of his head# ( O-O#) THAT HURT DAMMIT!
Joey and Yami: #clinging together# (O)(O) HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US MOKUBA!?!?!
Mokuba: Easy, watch #yells into megaphone again# XO HOWDY CAMPERS!!!!
Guys: %%%%$$$%$$&%R$%&%&&%$%#$#$#$#!!!!!
Girls: (UU######) Grrrrrrr...
Mokuba: (OO;;;;) Don't hurt me, I'm an innocent (#Me: snort#), sweet (#double snort#), helpless (#triple snort, this kid has a freakin' CEO for an older brother and more body guards than a president#), cute(#YUP!!! That is true!#), little kid!
Everyone: #Grumble but calm down anyway#
Mokuba: Now that that's over with, let me tell you the seating arrangement...
Yami and Ryou
Seto and Yugi
Isis and Serenity
Joey and Mai
Tea and Malik
Marik and Bakura
Tristan and Duke
Mokuba: These will be your seating partners for the rest of the trip. You may sit wherever you like but it must be with your partner. I will be by myself plotting the rest of the trip in the back, any questions? =)
Everyone except Malik, who is grinning happily, complains.
Mokuba: #totally ignoring them# O.K. then, let's get seated, Seto and the bus driver will be here soon and then we can take off! =P
Everyone else except Malik: (T.T##)
Soon, Seto walks onto the bus, glaring daggers at everyone, especially Mokuba, and takes a seat in the 2nd row. Yugi shrugs and goes to sit next to him. Everyone else does the same and goes off to pick their seats with their partner.
Left Side Right Side
Row 1: Isis, Serenity Mai, Joey
Row 2: Ryou, Yami Yugi, Seto
Row 3: Tristan, Duke Tea, Malik
Row 4: (empty) Bakura, Marik
Back of the bus: Mokuba and his plans
Seto: (T.T### ) Do you mind!?!?
Yugi: (UU ) Sorry, but I have to sit with you.
Seto: (T.T#### ) Who said!?!??!
Yugi: (oO;) Mokuba, he said you and me are seat partners.
Seto: (OO###) WAIT,WHAT!?!?? THAT LITTLE TRAITOR!!!!
####with Tea######
Tea: (Nervous because of all the love struck guys around her) (O)(O);;;;;;;;
Malik: =)
Marik: =)
Bakura: =)
Duke: =)
Seto: #realizes that Tea is sitting right behind him# =)
Yugi: #not happy with sitting next to Kaiba, but realizes that he is sitting close to Tea# =)
Yami: =)
Ryou: #wishes he could sit closer to Tea, but is happy anyway# =)
Mokuba: #in the back still plotting# =)
#Suddenly a semi drunk bus driver walks in.#
B.D.(Bus Driver): EXCUSE ME YA'LL, MY NAME IS BUZZ DRYVER, I AM THE BUS DRIVER(D.W: XD)! JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW NOW, MY COUSIN HAD HIS BACHELOR PARTY LAST NIGHT AND I HAD 20 ALCHOLIC DRINKS, SO IN ORDER TO KEEP YOU ALL SAFE, I DECIDED TO SEAL YOU ALL IN THE PASSENGER PART OF THE BUS UNTIL WE REACH A GAS STATION FOR A COUPLE OF BEERS! TOODLES!!! #presses a button that make Titanium doors that separate the gang from the bus driver and utterly seals them in there#
Everyone: (((O))((O))));;;;;; WTF!?!?!?
Seto: (((O))((O))))#yells to Mokuba# MOKUBA, WHY THE HELL DID YOU HIRE THIS GUY!?!?!?
Mokuba: (O)o(O);;; #yells back to Seto# HE WAS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!!
Seto: ( --#####) BY WHO!?!?!??!
Mokuba: BY SOME RANDOM PERSON AT THE BUS DEPOT DOWN TOWN!!!!
Seto: ( OO########) YOU LISTENED TO HIM!?!?!
Mokuba: HE WAS CHEAP!!!!
Seto: (--############) WE'RE FREAKIN' MULTIMILLIONAIRS AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS BEING CHEAP!?!?!
Mokuba: (OO;;;)Oops, forgot about that...
Bakura: (O)(O);;;;WE'RE GOING TO DIE JUST BECAUSE MOKUBA WANTED TO SAVE MONEY!?!?!?
Everyone else: (((O))o((O))) OH CRAP!!!
Mokuba: (OO) Okay let's just stay calm, the bus should be pretty strong, it is made out of titanium.
Marik: ( ToT ###) WHO THE HELL MAKES A BUS OUT OF TITANIUM THAT CAN SEAL THE PASSEGERS IN!?!??!
Mokuba: (OO;;;;) Uh...KaibaCorp.
#everyone glares at Seto#
Seto: (OO;;;;;;;;;;) What?
Everyone else: (UU;;;)
Tea: #slumps into her seat# Well, might as well relax, we can't really do anything if we do crash or something since the doors are sealed shut.
Malik: #originally ticked at Seto, but feels some of Tea's skin rub up against his and is happy again# =D
Bakura: #noticed how relaxed Tea looked, and remembered something he liked about her, seeing her flustered as hell# #an evil grin forms as he mind links Malik, Marik, Duke, Seto, and Yami and tells them a plan# #Evil smirks form on their faces#
Tea: #completely oblivious to what is happening#
Marik and Bakura were the first to make a move: #both nuzzle her neck and hair#
Tea: (OO;;;) Um, excuse me?
Seto and Malik were the next: #Seto grabs her right hand, lifts it to his face, and places gentle kisses on it# #Malik slings his arm around her waist and starts to nibble at her ear#
Tea: (O)(O);;;;;;; #starting to get flustered# E-excuse m-me?
Finally it was Duke and Yami: #Duke grabs her left hand and traces little kisses up and down her arm# #Yami grabs her left leg and starts to rub it#
Tea: (((((((O))))((((O))))))))) #completely flustered and stone still#
Guys: #still keep doing it, and enjoying it as well#
Mokuba: #In the back watching it all and laughing his butt off# XD
#Girls in the front finally turn around and see what they're doing# (O)o(O);;;;;...(Oo;;;;;)...(oo;;;;)...(UU######)#all whip out giant mallets from god knows where and thwacks all the boys over the head# GOD DAMN LECHS!!!
Guys: #in pain# Owchies...
Guys who weren't involved: (Oo;;;;)
Tea: #paralyzed#
Mai: #checks her signs# Uh oh, she's gone catatonic, #yells to the other women# WE NEED A CUTE, PLUSHIE STAT!
Girls: #nod and whip out the cutest plushies of our favorite bishies, and hold them out in front of her#
Tea: #sees the cuteness and snaps out of it# #she grabs all the plushies and begins to huggle them# SO CUTE!!! XD
Other girls: # high five#
Boys: (OO;;;) #but relax when they see Tea huggling their plushie form selves# XP
Suddenly, the bus began to move, and Buzz Dryver says through the intercom: HOWDY FOLKS, DIS DA BUS DRIVER TELLIN YA NOW THAT WE WILL REACH THE GAS STATION IN 3 HOURS, HAVE FUN BACK DERE'!!!!
Everyone: (OO;;;;;;;;;) Crap...
D.W.: #dancing like Andre 3000# Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake, shake it like a Poloroid Picture, shake it, shake it
Shh you got to, shake it, shh, shake it, shake it, got yo shake it
(Shake it Suga') shake it like Poloroid ...
Cast: #tied to chairs with chains and their millennium items taken away# NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.W.: HOPE YOU LIKED THE CHAPTER, PLEASE R&R, VOTE, AND NO FLAMES PLEASE!!!! #goes back to dancing and singing#
Cast: HELP US!!!!!!