Chapter Eight: Dominated Love Slave

At Domino High

"Yami? I've been meaning to talk to you about something." Yugi said meekly, sitting down next to the taller boy at the lunch table. Yami looked up from his lunch absentmindedly.

"What is it Yugi?" He asked sweetly.

"I've been meaning to talk to you about…us."

"What about us, Yugi?"

Yugi nearly hit his head against the table in frustration. Yami had to have noticed the way he had been looking at him lately. He had to have noticed. Didn't he?

"Well, it's about our relationship…"

"What, are you going to talk to me about friendship, like Anzu?"

Yugi smacked his hand to his forehead. Nope. He hadn't noticed a god damned thing.

Yugi Motou had been making moves on the King of Games since he'd gotten his own body.

::Author's Notes: I know, it's a cheap idea, and it's kind of psychically impossible…not to mention completely contradicted by Chappie Five, but I don't care…it's what I need to pull this off…XD::

However, Yami wasn't noticing anything, apparently.

He groaned, and looked at Yami, unsure of what to do. ""No Yami…I'm not here to talk about friendship.."

"Then what?"

--Different POV--

Joey walked into the cafeteria and froze. He'd pushed Yugi to talk to Yami, but he had never, ever, EVER expected this. Yugi was standing on a cafeteria table, right in front of Yami, and he was on his knees.

"I wanna be your dominated love slave!"

"Nice southern accent, Yugi…" Joey muttered, inching further in. "Should I stop him?"

"No, let him go on with this." Tristian answered the question Joey'd asked no one, standing next to him. They were both holding their lunch trays in awe, watching the champion of Duel Monsters make a fool of himself in front of the entirety of Domino High.

"I wanna be the one who takes the pain. You can spank me when I do not behave, smack me in the forehead with a chain." Yug grabbed one of Yami's chains, slapping himself with it in the forehead.

"Yami looks confused."

"Maybe we should help Yugi out."

They shrugged and walked over, sitting down at the table, deciding to do the only thing they thought they could. Sing back up vocals.

"'Cause I looooooove feeling dirty! And I looooooooove feelin' cheap! And I loooooove it when you hurt me!" With this Yugi opened his shirt wide, showing his chest, and grabbing a stapler from his bag. "So drive them staples deep!"

"Yee-haw!" Tristian shouted, going with the southern theme.

"I want you to slap me and call me naughty." Yugi straddled Yami, bringing Yami's hand to his face. "Put a belt-sander against my skin."

Yami looked horrified. Joey hoped it wasn't the idea of the shorter boy confessing his feelings for him, and just the fact that he was confessing his feelings for him in a very, very public place, in front of all of his peers.

"I want to feel pain all over my body! I can't wait to be punished for my sins!" Yugi titled his head back in ecstasy, as if he could feel the pharaoh punishing him with the chains wrapped around his body.

Yugi jumped up onto the table to sing the chorus, and Tristian and Joey followed him, ready to harmonize and dance to the music that was coming out of the intercom, probably supplied by Anzu, who had connections in the office.

"'Cause I loooooooooooove feelin' dirty! And I looooooooooove feelin' cheap! And I loooooooooooove it when you hurt me! So drive them staples deep!"

Another yee-haw was heard, from Yugi, this time, as he did a back flip, and the rodeo dancing began. More yee-haw's were heard throughout the dance, and at some point in the southern madness Joey shouted, "Pick up truck!", just because he was getting into the spirit of it all.

Yugi jumped down, landing on Yami's lap again, straddling him once more. He sang the chorus one more time, without their harmony, but still with their support, as Joey and Tristian were still in their ending positions, waving their fingers madly, like spirit fingers, each down on one knee.

""Cause I looooooooove feelin' dirty…and I looooooooooove feelin' cheap. And I loooooooooooooooove it when you hurt me! So driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The drive was very loud and highpitched, and the cafeteria applauded.

"Staples?" Was all Yami could question before pulling Yugi into a deep kiss.

)(Heh heh...props to Tre Cool of Green Day for writing, and singing, that wonderful song called Dominated Love Slave off of Kerplunk. Heh heh....yeah, that's where it is, if you'd like to listen to it...it's not your most commonly known song. Figured I should let you in on it. If you need me to tell you where the other songs of this fanficcie are from, then do ask in your reviews, I shall tell you!

Signed, your faithful fanfic slave monkey,

Pengwinn --salutes--)(