D.W.: #shifty eyes and Jaws music is playing# Dun-dun...#circling the cast#
Cast: (Oo;;;)
D.W.: #shifty eyes and circling the cast even closer# Dun-dun...
Cast: (oO;;;)
D.W.: #less that 1 inch from the cast, still circling with shifty eyes# dun-dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN #attempts to glomp most of the cast#
Cast: (OO;;;;) .. (UU;;;;)#step out of the way#
D.W.: #on the floor# ( ;o; ) Darn it, I almost had them this time!
Tea:
Seto=3
Yami (hiss)= 3
Bakura= 5
Ryou= 4
Malik= 6
Marik= 2
Tristan= 0
Duke= 0
Mai:
Joey= 4
Seto= 1(DojomistressAmbyChan suggested it, and I'm givin' it a try, I'm always willing to try anything once. Thank ya ma'am)
Serenity:
Tristan= 0
Duke= 0
A hobo= 5 =) ( I decided to call him Bob, thank you Rayne B, I adore the idea! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAA!)
Isis:
Shadi= 1
Yami= 1
Yugi= 0
Single= 3(I decided to add this, since Chibi Kitty Sorceress thought it would be a good idea for her to be single)
D.W.: #still on the floor# (n.n) I have made it to my 20th review mark and I am so freakin happy. I offered a dance similar to the one in the last chapter to the cast, but for some reason they kept asking for death instead. I wonder why?
Cast: (ToT#) GO TO HELL!
D.W.: (OO;) Okay then, I would like to thank DojomisteressAmbyChan, CrazyInsaneAnimeFanFirl, Demented Insane Spirit, Rayne B, Miryoku, BlackBelt, Kohar, Chibi Kitty Sorceress, kagome-yasha, GolfChick2009, BLuAca, EmMa-LeE, and Glitter Punk for reviewing the last chapter! I know the last one seemed a little lame, but not to worry, I will try to make up for it some how!
Cast: (UU;;;) Crappers...
D.W.: ( ToT#) What's that supposed to mean?
Tea: (###T.T ) That you're going to put us through even MORE hell than the last one!
D.W.: (O)o(O) #gasp# What do you mean?
Tea: (###UU ) I'm still recovering from my last encounter with the boys on the bus!
Boys who were involved in the last chapter: =D
Girls: (--###) Grrrrrrr....
Boys: (OO;;;)
D.W.: BUT THIS IS WHAT ENTERTAINMENT IS ALL ABOUT PEOPLE!!! Oh and to answer Kohari's question, Mokuba put Seto with one of the ones he hates most, I know I could have put Yami there, but I wanted to try something different. And another thing is that...little siblings ALWAYS plan against their older siblings. It's like an unwritten rule I guess, since I am the oldest of my family, that younger brothers and sisters are supposed to be against you. At least that's how it is with my "ANGELIC" little sister and me. I SWEAR TO GOD, SHE'S ONLY 6, BUT SHE CAN MANIPULATE PEOPLE LIKE A THEIF/CON ARTIST THAT HAS BEEN DOING IT FOR 20 YEARS!!! IT'S SO FREAKIN' AMAZING, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE HELL SHE DOES IT! IT DOESN'T WORK ON ME THOUGH, I HAVE GROWN IMMUNE TO THE "PUPPY DOG FACE", EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS!!!
Cast and readers: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: ( UU#) ALL YOU DO IS BABBLE ON AND ON ABOUT POINTLESS, USELESS THINGS YOU IDIOT!!!!
D.W.: (;;) Meanies...
Tea: (UU;;;) Let's just get on with the fic.
D.W.: RIGHTIO!!! SETO, DO THE DISCLAIMER!!!
Seto: (###T.T ) Why should I?
D.W.: I'LL REWARD YOU WITH A TEA PLUSHIE!!!
Seto: (OO) OKAY!!! GEMINI PRIESTESS OF SPIRITS OWNS JACK SQUAT IN THIS FIC!!!
D.W.: You could have done it better, but a deal is a deal! #throws Seto the plushie#
Seto: # hugs plushie happily #
#########a lil' havoc on the bus#########
The gang had started down the road, but when the bus moved 15 feet, it got a flat out of some uknown objectthat looks strangely like a butcher knife that the insane blonde duo dropped.
Tea: (O)(O) #looking around nervously#
Boys: =D
Girls: ( --####)
The bus driver:# a little drunk but try to change the tire#
As you can see, tension in front is heavy, so let's join Mokuba in his plotting!
Mokuba: #looking like a rabid monkey# DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(OO;;;;;;) Okay then, let's head back to the front!!!
Malik and Marik: #they were currently looking out the window and making evil faces at chipmunks#
Chipmunks: #looking cute and unaffected#
Malik and Marik: #getting ticked that the chipmunks aren't scared# #start to make even eviler faces at them#
Chipmunks: #still looking cute and unaffected#
Malik and Marik: #now officially ticked and is making vicious evil looks that would make a psychotic serial killer quiver in fear#
Bakura: #unexplainably quivers a bit in fear# WHAT THE HELL?
Chipmunks: #looking so cute, cuddly, and look like they have a VERY juicy secret#
Malik and Marik: (OO;;;) #completely dumbfounded#
Chipmunks: #smile evilly#
Malik and Marik: (O)(O);;; #faces pressed against the windows#
Chipmunks: #smile like the devil and whip out mini machine guns# #point to Marik and Malik and make a slicing motion across their necks# =D
Malik and Marik: ( OoO ;;;;) Oh crap...
Bakura: #turns and sees the chipmunks# (O)(O) WTF?
Malik and Marik: (OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;)
Tea: #turns to the boys# What's with you guys?
Marik, Malik, and Bakura: #all start rapidly pointing out the window#
Tea: #looks out the window# (XD) AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! SO CUTE!!
M, M, and B: (Oo;;;;;;;) WHAT?!?!?!??!?! #look out the window#
Chipmunks: #holding up cards that say "WE LOVE THE BRUNNETTE GIRL, BE OUR QUEEN"# #The mini machine guns are nowhere in sight#
M, M, and B: (OO;;;;;) WHAT!?!?!?!?
Tea: #winks and blows a kiss at the chipmunks# #turns back around
M, M, and B: #a little jealous, but turn back to the chipmunks#
Chipmunks: #flip cards# cards say "WE WILL CASTRATE THE MEN THAT DARE TO TOUCH OUR QUEEN"##They whip out the mini machine guns#
Well some how, most of the men on the bus, magically looked out of the windows and saw the sign.
Men: (O)o(O);;;;;;;; #all go pale# Uh oh!
M, M, and B: (((((((O)))(((O)))))))) I THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WEAK AND DEFENSLESS!!!
Chipmunks: #evil grin and run to the back of the bus and jump in to the baggage holding area#
Bakura: #looks pale# (OO;;;;;) Evil chipmunks with machine guns are going to castrate us, Ra help me!
Men: #nod rapidly#
Let's leave these men alone and join the women in front. Serenity was looking out the window, Isis was reading a book on "101 Ways To Stop Your Psychotic Brothers Destroying The Pharaoh, Getting the Girl, And Ruling The World" volume 12, and Mai was currently polishing her nails, much to Joey's dismay.
Serenity: #looking out the window# #spots a dirty looking hobo walking towards the bus with a shopping cart filled with random things# (Oo;)
Hobo: #looks up at Serenity and has love struck eyes#
Serenity: (oO;;;)
Hobo: #winks and blows little kisses#
Serenity: (OO;;;) Oh my Ra...
Hobo: #smiles, which shows his multi-shaded teeth and some missing ones, then runs to the baggage holding area#
Serenity: # ((((O))((O)))) Help me...
After a brief moment of panic out of most of the people on the bus, the bus takes off at such force that Duke, Tristan, Malik, Yugi, and Ryou get thrown to the back of the bus to where Mokuba was.
Mokuba: #looking like a rabid dog# BACK TO THE FRONT, THIS IS M;Y PLOTTING AREA, GET YOUR OWN!!!!!!!!! #takes a giant mallet and thwacks them back to the front#
Boys: (oO;;;;) #thwack back to where they sat# He's sure possessive...
Tea: (OO;;;;) #pressed against the seat# WHAT DOES THE BUS DRIVER THINK HE'S DOING!?!?!?
Mai: (OO;;;;;;;;) HE'S DRUNK!!! HE CAN'T THINK!!!
Tea: (O)(O);;; OH RA DAMNED HELL!!!!
Everyone: (O-O) #gasp#
Seto: (OO;) Tea just cussed!
Guys: #thinking out loud# She can be a dirty girl...nice...#drool, but stop due to the evil glares from the girls that promise a beating later#
Intercom: YO, YO, BACK DERE' SORRY FOR SLAMMIN' YA AROUND BACK DERE', BUT IF FIGURE, IF WE TRAVEL AT 142 MILES AN HOUR, WE'L; GI'T TAH' DA' GAS STATION IN 30 MINUTES!!!! MORE BEERS!!!! YE HAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Everyone on the bus, including the chipmunks and hobo: (((((O)))))(((((O))))))
Isis: #yells to Marik and Malik# DID EITHER ONE OF YOU BRING THE MILLENIUM ROD!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Malik: #yells# NOOO, I THOUGHT MARIK BROUGHT IT!!!
Isis: #glares and yells at Marik# DID YOU!?!?!?!?
Marik: #yells back# YESSS, WHY!?!?!?!
Isis: #yells# SEND THE DOOR AND THE DRIVER TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!
Marik: #shocked a bit, but happy# BUT I THOUGHT YOU BANNED ME FROM SENDING THINGS TO THE SHADOW REALM AFTER I SENT YOUR MIDOL TO THERE!?!?!?!?
Isis: #twitches at the memory# I KNOW, BUT IN THIS CASE, I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION!!!
Marik: #happily# OKAY!!! =D
Seto: #yells# AWW HELL NO!!!! THAT DOOR COST A LOT OF MONEY, AND I SAY NO!!!!
Isis: BE SENSIBLE FOR RA'S SAKE, WE'RE GOING TO DIE IF WE DON'T!!!!
Seto: NO!!!!!!!!!
Marik: DAMMIT, KAIBA, I HAVE A CHANCE TO SEND THINGS TO THE SHADOW REALM, I'M NOT GOING TO WASTE IT!!!!
Seto: YOU SEND THAT DOOR TO THE SHADOW REALM, YOUR LIFE IS OVER NO MATTER HOW MANY ANGLES YOU LOOK AT IT!!!!
Marik: HOW THE HELL IS THAT GOING TO HAPPEN!?!?!?!?
Seto: Pegasus...
Marik and ever other person on the bus, yes, even the females freeze: EEEEPPPPP!!!!
Seto: I COULD GIVE HIM A CALL AND TELL HIM THAT YOU GUYS WANT TO HANG OUT!!!
Malik: (OO;;;;;;;)MARIK, DON'T YOU DARE SEND THAT DOOR TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!
Marik: (OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) #too scared to even speak#
Yami: (OoO;;;)
Tea: #has goosebumps#
Yugi: #starts to cry#
Ryou: #hair standing on end#
Joey: (Oo;;;;) #whimpers#
Isis, Mai, and Serenity: #cling to each other#
Tristan and Duke: #stone still#
Bakura: (O-O;;;;)
Mokuba in the way back: (((((((((((((O))))((((O)))))))))))))))) #D.W.: Remember, Pegasus trapped him in a card#
Tea: S-seto, pleas don't be like that...#gets a sad face#
Seto: #looks at her and calms down# #cups her face with his hands# #says huskily# Don't worry, I won't do anything to you...
#pause#
#pause#
Finally the men erupt: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?!?!?!?!?
Seto: #stops to glare daggers at them# SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!
Tea: (OO;;;;;;;;;) #in thought# Why me????
Guys: (T.T#################) !##$$#(&%%)(&%%$(&#$%%&%$%$&&$##&&%$&&%$&%$&%$%($!#%$$#%$$%#&(($$$%$%&($%#%&$%%$&%%$#&$#$()&&)(&$%$%&&$&%#%$#%$#%$&%($#%$#%$&)()()((%&%%))&&&&%&(&&%)%&#$($&%&(){&%#%#%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls: #about to pass out because of all the profanities#
Malik: #shielding Tea's ears# ALL OF YOU, SHUT THE #%& UP!!! OR DO YOU WANT TEA TO HEAR!?!?!?!?!?
Guys who were cussing up a storm: #shut up immediately#
Malik: #removes his hands from her ears and pulls her into a hug while nuzzling her neck# Oh, m darling, don't worry, I wont' let the STUPID bad men taint you!
Tea: (OO;;;;;) #blushing like mad# #in thought# Oh hell...!
Bakura: #looking quite ticked, regretting that he left his weapons that he brought (D.W.: Check in chapter 2) in the baggage holding area# #Finally, he yanks Tea out of Malik's arms and puts her on his lap# Much better! =D
Marik: #grabs her legs and puts them on his lap# Even better! =D
Tea: ((((O)))(((O))))) #blushing insanely# Not again...
Lucky for Tea, the bus came to a screeching halt.
The Bus driver through the intercom: HOWD BACK DERE' MI COMPADRES, JUST TAH LET YA'LL KNOW, WERE AT THE GAS STATION AND THIS WILL BE YOUR CHANCE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND BUY T'INGS, ME, AH'M GOONA GIT' MAH' BELOVED BEER, AND IF DEY' DON'T HAVE IT, I'M GONNA CRASH DIS BUS INTO DA PLACE, SO AH ADVISE YA'LL TO GET OUT NOW!!!! TOODLES!!! #the Titanium doors slid open#
What will the gang do next?
D.W.: DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: #chucks a brick at D.W.'s head# I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TAKE SUCH PRIDE IN EMBARRISSING ME!!!!
D.W.: #gets hit by brick# ( oO;;;;) OW!!! I'm sorry! BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN!!!!
Tea: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
D.W.: (OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) Uh oh, this is my cue to run for the hills, gotta go, please R&R, vote, and no flames please! Ta Tah! #takes off running#
Tea and now riled up cast members: YOU WILL DIE WENCH!!!!! #takes off after D.W.#