D.W.: -cackling evilly- MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!
Cast: Should we ask what's up?
D.W.: -stroking a chipmunk like Dr.Evil would- HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
Cast: (UU;;;;;;;;) Nah!
D.W.: -finally speaks up- MEAN OLD , YOU REMOVED MY STORY, BUT YOU CAN'T REMOVE ME!!!!
Cast: ( U )-( U ) Wish they would though!
D.W.: –glares evilly at the cast- Do you really want to mess with me?
Bakura: (#-- ) What can you do, there's only one of you!
Rest chip in: YEAH!!!
D.W.: AH HA, YOU ARE MISTAKEN, MY DEAR TOMB ROBBER!!! MAY I PRESENT MY TORTURING BUDDY DARKHOPE-19, YOU MESS WITH HER, YOU MESS WITH ME!!! #crosses arms like a bouncer would#
Dark: -appears- YO'! –whips out her SLING SHOT OF DOOM- WHO'S FIRST!?!? =P
Cast: -all start rapidly pointing at each other-
D.W.: I GET YAMI!!! #gets ready to use flamethrower and machinegun from Dark# =)
Dark: AND THAT LEAVES ME WITH SERENITY! #prepares to use Slingshot and Magic Wand from D.W.# =D
Cast, other than Yami and Serenity: Whew! =)
Serenity and Yami: ((((O))((O)))) HELP!!! #take off running#
D.W. and Dark: #prepare to take off after them# SOMEONE HURRY UP AND DO THE DISCLAIMER, WE CAN START CHASING THEM WHEN SOMEONE DOES THE BLOODY DISCLAIMER!!!
Cast: -all point to Mokuba-
Mokuba: (U-U;;;;;) Fine, fine, make the kid do it...D.W. DOES NOT OWN ANYTHING IN THIS FIC!!!
D.W. and Dark: THANK YOU!!! #take off#
########Havoc, I know thee well##########
Everyone stared dumbfounded and shock at their window to freedom.
Yami: (OO;;;) This is just to good to be true...
Joey: (Oo;;;;) You said it...
#Continue to stare at the door#
Marik: THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE WE WAITING FOR!?!?! #makes a break for the door#
Cast: #dazed, but immediately follow#
Marik: #jumps for the door, but all of a sudden...#
#SLAM#
The Titanium doors re-close, resulting in Marik hitting the doors head first, #Dark and D.W.: -cackling evilly- AHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!-# and sealing in the helpless cast again!
Marik: #face firmly planted on the doors#
Cast, except Marik: (((((((OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;))))))) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: #on his knees dramatically# ( ;o; ) WHY RA, WHY!?!
Ra: #in heaven# #shrugs# I dunno?
Yugi: (OO;;;;) WHY ARE THE DOOR CLOSED!?! NO ONE EVEN TOUCHED THE CONTROLS!!!
Mokuba: #whistling innocently in the back, you know the whistle that supposed to make everyone think you didn't do it, but screams YOU DID!#
Every eye, yes, even Marik's turned to face Mokuba. This is kind of how it looked...
(########### T-T).....(OO;;;;;;;;;;;).....(T-T ###############)
Mokuba: (OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;) #trying to act as innocent as possible# WHAT!?!? Why are you looking at me like that?
Seto: #remembers something# (OoO;;;;;;;.... UoU###############) MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba: (Oo;;;;;;;) Uh, yes?
Seto: (############ ) #calmly through gritted teeth# Oh my dear, darling, little brother who I KNOW would NEVER plot against me and do something as STUPID as sealing the doors shut from the inside, did you by chance bring a little remote control for the bus on the bus?
Mokuba: #gets shifty eyes# (O-O;;;;) Uh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cast: ( O-O####################) Why you little...!
Joey: ( --########################) YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE COULD HAVE GOT OFF THIS BUS A LONG TIME AGO!!!
Cast: #take a menacing step towards Mokuba#
Mokuba: (O)(O) TEA!!!!!
Tea: #very ticked# (ToT###############) YES?!?
Mokuba: ( ;o; ) I'm scarwed! Protect me! #gets the most adorable sad face there is#
Tea: (Oo ) Crappers, not the face!
Cast: (OO;;;;;;;) RESIST IT, TEA, RESIST!!!!
Mokuba: #tries a little harder# (;o;) They want to hurt me! #puppy dog face#
Cast: (OO;;;;;;;;;) NO TEA, DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!
Tea: Cuteness...too overpowering...must fight it!
Mokuba: #knows he's got it in the bag and adds the finishing touch# Pwease..., I WUV YOU, MY BIG SIS!
Tea: #soon the mother of all big sister instincts kicks in #D.W.: I get those all the time! If anyone messes with my lil' sis other than me, I go rabid banshee on them! Bakura: (UU###) SHUT UP! D.W.: (;-;)Fine...# as she runs to the back and cuddles Mokuba lovingly#
Cast: (--###############) CRAP!!! WE LOST HER!!!
Mokuba: #in thought# Got one, now for the other...#out loud# SETO!!!! =P
Cast: (OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) LOOK AWAY, KAIBA, AWAY!
Seto: (Oo;;;;)
Mokuba: (;-;) #with adorable pleading eyes# Seto...
Seto: (OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) NOOO, NOT GOING TO WORK ON ME!!! #covers his ears# I'M NOT LISTENING!!! I'M NOT LISTENING!!! LA, LA, LA, LA, LA DE FREAKIN DA'!!! CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! # D.W. and Dark: (UU;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) There is a new all time low for our favorite CEO... Cast: #nod knowingly#
Mokuba: (;-;) Please...MY ONLY BIG BROTHER!
Seto: (O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) Oh crap!...can't fight it...too powerful!
Cast: (################ToT ) OH NO YOU DON'T!!! #all tackle Seto#
Seto: #underneath pile# Grrrrrrrrrr...
Malik: #sitting on Seto's leg# NO WAY IN HELL ARE WE LETTING YOU JOIN HIM!
Bakura: #sitting on Seto's lower back# SOMEONE GO GET THE REMOTE!
Cast: #with open arms, point to...Serenity#
Serenity: (UU;;;;;;;;;;;;) I hate you guys...
Guys except Joey, Tristan, and Duke: Feeling is mutual... =)
Girls: #thwack guys in the head# THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO A GIRL!!!!
Guys: (;-;) Owwwwie!
Serenity: #glares one last time before walking to the back ever so slowly#
Tea: (T.T#############)#still under instinct, looks evilly at Serenity# TAKE ONE MORE STEP TOWARDS MY LIL' BROTHER AND I WILL RIP YOU A NEW ONE MISSY!
Serenity: (Oo;;;;;;;;;;) #takes a few cautious steps forward# Come on Tea, you don't mean that!
Tea: (ToT#############################) Do I LOOK like I don't mean it!?!?
Serenity: #still going forward# (OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;) Just calm down Tea!!! #takes a big step#
Mokuba: #clutching remote# (OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) SETO!!!!
Seto: (OO##########) #suddenly with such force stands up, due to his little brothers plea for help, causing many of the cast members to go 'SPLAT' on the reinforced windows# #Now the mother of all big brother instincts kick in# GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM!!!
Serenity: (O.O;;;) Uh guys...a little help?
Yami: HUDDLE!
Guys: #all huddle#
Serenity: (OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) CRAP!
Tea and Seto: #smile evilly# =D
#in huddle#
Malik: ( O.o ) Should we help her get the remote and they kick the crap out of us or do we just cower in the corner and be safe?
Yami: OH COME ON!!! Don't be cowards! Go get the damn remote!
Bakura: ( UU#####) I don't suppose you will be coming with us Pharaoh?
Yami: (OO;;;) (n.n;;; )Uh, heh, OF COURSE NOT!!! I'm the supervision/ruler, it's up to you guys to do the dirty work for me! I'm still Pharaoh and you are my slaves, remember!?!
Malik: (-.-##########) WHO GIVES A DAMN IF YOUR PHARAOH!?!?!
Isis: #smacks the back of her brother's head# OUR ENTIRE BLOOD LINE HAS!!!!
Malik: ( T.T#######################) WE LIVED UNDER THE FREAKIN' GROUND, FOR RA'S SAKE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKIN' DESERT LISTENING TO OUR PSYCHO FATHER RA KNOWS HOW MANY YEARS, WHILE WORSHIPING A DEAD PHAROAH!!! THAT SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!
Isis: (OO;;;;;) I guess you have a point... then, I really have wasted my life!
Yami: (;o;) ISIS!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE!!!
Isis: (T.T#################) You rat bastard, don't talk to me! YOU ARE THE REASON I HAD TO LIVE LIKE A FREAKIN' NUN #D.W.: (O.O;;;;;) NO OFFENSE TO NUNS!!! #mutters# even if they scare the crap out of me with their GIANT RULERS OF DOOM!!! #nuns come out of nowhere# Nuns: =D THERE YOU ARE SAMANTHA, TIME FO' YO' BUTT' WOOPIN'!!! #other nuns nod and whip out their rulers# D.W.: (((O.O;;;;;;;;))) Crap! #takes off running with nuns in hot pursuit## FOR ALL MY LIFE!!!
Yami: (Oo;;;;;) Hehe... oops!
Ryou: #trying to change the subject# So, what are they up to now?
Yami: (?-?) Who, my dumb slaves# gets glared at by everyone on the bus# or Kaiba and Tea?
Ryou: (UU;;;;;;;;;) Kaiba and Tea.
Yami: #shrugs# Don't know #looks over his shoulder# #screams# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (OO#################)
Cast: (?-?) WHAT!?! #look to see what Yami was looking at#
Girls: #have mixed emotions#
Guys: #REMARKABLY TICKED# OH HELL NO!!!
The scene was of Mokuba dressed in a preachers suit with a bible firmly held in his hands; while Seto and Tea were still hypnotized by Mokuba, was dressed as a bride and groom. Serenity was tied up and put in a chair facing the hypnotized duo acting as the witness to a wedding.
Mokuba: (&o&) #hypnotizing eyes# And do you, Tea, take this S-#goes on#
Guys: OH NO YOU DON'T!!! #all race to the back and tackle everyone, except Tea#
Mokuba: (O.O) Mmmpppffggtttttttt! #has his mouth muffled by a hand# #loses hypno-eyes#
Tea and Seto: #snap out of it# (O.O) Huh? What happened?
Malik: #gets up and removes his hand from Mokuba's mouth# #pulls her into a hug# My dearest, you were about to be forced into getting married!
Mokuba: #yells to no one in paticular# NOT FORCED, TRICKED IS THE RIGHT WORD!!!
Cast: (Oo;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) Cute, but strange little boy!
Seto: #shocked, but starts to silently cuss his head off since there are so many people sitting on him# #$%$#$&(&$%$%#%!$!!&%#$$#!%&%#$!%%$&))O%$&%#%$#&%&)(%$%$#%&($%-/$#%$&%(&$$#R#$R#Q%$)((%$#!$%!#!#$%$%$#&$$((!$%$#&%$%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: (O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) WHAT!?! WITH WHO WAS I GETTING MARRIED????
Malik: #glares at Seto#
Seto: (Oo?) Huh?
Malik and Tea: (UU;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)
Malik: #looks at her with gentle eyes# Are you ok?
Tea: #gets out of Malik's arms and takes a step back# I am just fine! Don't worry about it!
Ryou: #turns Tea to face him# We're just worried about you Tea, you are a dear friend to us, especially me...
Tea: #blushes# Okay Ryou, I'm just fine! Really, I am!
Bakura: #gets off Seto and pulls Tea to him# I almost lost you forever!
Mai: #to Isis# They're making it sound life threatening!
Isis: (UU;;;;;;;;;;) Bunch of idiots!
Tea: (OO;;;;;) #still blushing# I'm fine, why don't you guys believe me?
Guys: CAUSE YOU'RE MY WOMAN!!!
Guys: #glare at each other# WHAT THE HELL MADE YOU THINK SHE'S YOUR WOMAN!?!?!?
Guys: QUIT COPYING ME!!!! DIEEEEEE!!!!!! # a large brawl takes place in the back.#
Intercom: YOOHOO!!!!!!!!
Everyone: #stops and freezes# (O.O)
Intercom: I GAVE YA'LL YOUR WARNING, BUT YAH DIDN'T TAKE IT! NOW I'M RUNNING THIS BUS IN TAH THA' PLACE, GRAB YO' SEATS!!!
Everyone: #pause...but take off in a mad dash to their seats#
Everyone: #clinging to seats, just in case#
Intercom: #bus takes off # HERE SHE COMES!!!! THIS'LL TEACH YAH' TO CARRY BEER AT EVERY STATION, YOU DAMN LOSERS!!!
Cast: #start praying for their seats in heaven#
Guys: #cursing Ra out for not letting them get lucky with Tea#
Intercom: WE'RE ABOUT TO HIT THEM IN 3...2...1!!!
Everyone: #prepares for the worst, but hear the sound of wood breaking#
Cast: (O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;) Huh?
Cast: #looks out of the windows on the right side#
There the see the destroyed mess of............................ A LEMONADE STAND!!! And an angry set of little kids.
Intercom: AHAHHAAAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I GOT EM' , THE DAMN BASTARDS!!!
Cast: ((O)).((O))))#########################################################) THAT'S WHY WE WERE #Bleep#IN SCARED!?!?!? WHAT A SICK F#bleep#!!!!!!!
Little girl: #flipping them off as they pass by# YOU DAMN FAG, LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!
Little boy: #giving the bus the up yours sign# BASTARD, WE WERE GONNA MAKE MILLIONS TOO, I'M GONNA SUE YOUR RETARDED FAT-ASS!
Cast: #can't hear the ranting, but see the symbols# (Oo;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) Kids with an attitude?.....
To be continued?
D.W.: TAH DAH! ANOTHER CHAPTER DONE! DANCIN' TIME! START THE MUSIC DARK!
Dark: YAY!!! #starts the music#
D.W. and Dark: #starts to break out moves#
Cast: #tied to chairs with their eyes taped open# NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
D.W.: #shaking her butt# THESE ARE THE POLLS SO FAR FROM THE LAST TIME THIS STORY WAS POSTED!
Tea:
Seto = 4
Yami (hiss)= 4
Bakura= 5
Ryou= 6
Malik= 6
Marik= 2
Tristan= 0
Duke= 0
Mai:
Joey= 5
Seto= 2(DojomistressAmbyChan suggested it, and I'm givin' it a try, I'm always willing to try anything once. Thank ya ma'am)
Serenity:
Tristan= 0
Duke= 1
A hobo= 7 =) ( I decided to call him Bob, thank you Rayne B, I adore the idea! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAA!)
Isis:
Shadi= 2
Yami= 1
Yugi= 0
Single= 3(I decided to add this, since Chibi Kitty Sorceress thought it would be a good idea for her to be single)
D.W.: #to Dark# WE ROCK, WE SHOULD BE PRO-DANCERS!!!
Tea: #in chair, but not tied up with eyes taped open# (T.T###########) You do, and I'll hunt you down like the dogs you are!
D.W. and Dark: (OO;;;;;;;) Yes ma'am!
D.W.: ( o.o?) I wonder who's going to get paired with Tea in the end?
Dark: (O.O?) You're the evil authoress, you should know!
D.W.: OH RIGHT, oops, I forgot about that! I hope Seto, Malik, Marik, or Bakura win!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!! =D
Boys mentioned: (--#########################################) AND WE HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!
D.W.: (;-;) #sniff# Really?
Boys: #nod happily#
D.W.: ( -.-############) WHY YOU!?!?!?! CHIPMUNKS!!!!!!!
Chipmunks: (Oo?) Squeaks #translation: Yes ma'am?#
D.W.: ( -.-###################) #points to the boys# GET THEM!!!
Chipmunks: SQUEAKERS #translation: FOOD!!!!!!!!#
Guys: (OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;) CRAP!!!!!!!!
D.W.: MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH-okay I'm bored now... TIME FOR ME TO WORK ON THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHA!!!!!!!!
Cast: ( UU#############) DAMN!!!
Dark: #looks at them with her slingshot in hand# (T.T####################) WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!
Cast: (O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;) Oh, we mean YAY!!!
D.W. and Dark: #smile smugly# =)
D.W.: BYE FOR NOW! PLEASE READ, REVIEW, VOTE, AND NO FLAMES PLEASE!!!