Chappie Nine: Little People
-At Domino High-
"Hey Yugi! Where's your stepstool!?"
Yugi slammed his locker door and turned a bright shade of crimson as her turned to walk to the cafeteria with Joey.
"Don't listen to them." Joey muttered, glaring at one of the boys who was shouting short people jokes at the short chibi. "They're just full of it."
"Okay Joey, whatever you say." Yugi sighed.
"Hey Yug! Do they let you on the roller coasters at the amusement park!? Or does your hair let you reach the height limit?"
Yugi pulled his spiked hair flat, suddenly feeling a little less hungry. "You know, Joey, I think I'm not really that hungry…"
"Yug, don't give me that crap. C'mon, let's go eat outside. They can't be as obnoxious out there, eh?"
"Who's being obnoxious?" Anzu asked, falling in step next to Yugi and Joey.
"These people keep making jokes about Yug's height." Joey growled, glaring at them yet again. Anzu shook it off.
"Don't worry about it Yugi. They're only jealous because you're famous and they're not."
"I know Anzu." Yugi said, smiling weakly. The three of them sat down at a table, taking out their lunch boxes.
"Hey Anzu! Yugi's just the right height, eh?!"
"Who said that?!" Joey shouted, jumping up onto the table. He nearly fell over when he saw that Yugi was standing next to him on the table, motioning around to everyone. He turned to Joey.
"They laugh at me, these fellows, just because I am small." He started singing in a cockny accent, dancing on the table. "They laugh at me because I'm not a hundred feet tall."
"When did Yugi become British?" Tristian asked, sitting down next to Anzu and Joey, who had rejoined her on the stool. They shrugged.
"I tell 'em there's a lot to learn down here on the ground." Yugi crouched down to make his point. "The world is big, but lil' people turn it around." He got back up and spun around in a circle to prove his point.
"A worm can roll a stone."
"Rowenna?" Joey asked in awe. Rowenna was strolling across the yard, and soon she was sitting on the table, swinging her feet over the edge, not even reaching the ground.
"A bee can sting a bear." Yugi supplied.
"A fly can fly around the sky 'cause flies don't care!" They sang together, Rowenna harmonizing with Yugi, getting onto the table to sing with him.
Yugi was only slightly shorter than Rowenna, Joey noticed. "A sparrow in a hut, can make a happy home! A flea can bite the bottom of the pope in Rome!"
The entire courtyard started laughing and pointing, as Yugi and Rowenna linked arms and did a little jig on the table.
"Goliath was a bruiser who was tall as the sky!" Rowenna said, waving her arms up wildly.
"But David threw a rock, and gave him one in the eye!" Yugi made a throwing motion at Rowenna, who grabbed her eye, ducking down to the ground.
"I never read the Bible, but I know that it's true!" She exclaimed, jumping back up.
"It only goes to show what little people can do." They sang together, singing the chorus yet again, linking arms and swaying back and forth.
"A worm can roll a stone, a bee can sting a bear. A fly can fly around the sky 'cause flies don't care! A flea can but the bottom of the Pope in Rome!"
Yugi jumped down and walked over to the boy who'd made the crack about him and Anzu, and pointed to him. "So listen here, professor with you head in the clouds!"
"It's often kinda useful to get lost in a crowd." Rowenna said, backing Yugi up.
"So keep your universities! I don't give a damn!"
"I don't own any universities…" The kid said confusedly.
"For better or for worse, it is the way that I am!" Rowenna and Yugi sang together.
"Be careful as you go," Rowenna warned, getting back up onto the table, Yugi following her.
"'Cause little people grow." Yugi said, crescendo-ing on the word grow, raising his arms.
"And little people know," Rowenna began, winking at Yugi and linking arms again, they began to do another jig.
"When little people fight, we may look easy pickings, but we got some bite!' Yugi said, and Rowenna and Yugi snapped their jaws at the kid who'd make the crack about the roller-coasters.
"So never kick a dog, because he's just a pup!" Rowenna said, lightly kicking Yugi with her foot.
"You'd better run for cover when the pup grows up!" Yugi warned, playfully biting Rowenna's arm.
"And we'll fight like twenty armies and we won't give up!" Rowenna and Yugi sang together, shouting.
Joey, Anzu, and Tristian were on the table, singing the chorus one last time with the two of them, and the courtyard burst out into applauds, some laughing, some yelling, "Go Yugi!", and some shouting, "Yay for little people!"
They all bowed and then sat down to eat their lunch.
)(Yep. So that's about as far as my ideas go. I'm going to work on a decent way to cut it off, and then I'm going to kill it, unless you, the readers, don't want me to, as mentioned in Chappie 9, which wasn't really a chappie, but a giant A.N. heh heh....XD So uh...yeah. Review!
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