Chappie 10: Hamtaro End Theme
Domino High's Auditorium

"Why the hell are we all here?" Joey asked confusedly. Joey, Mai, Rowenna, Yugi, Ryou, Anzu, Tristian, Serenity, Seto, Malik, Bishi, Mokuba, Kibou, and Harpie were all in the Domino High School's auditorium, just standing there. Some were still in pajamas, some were half-way through the process of changing, and some were fully changed. But all were standing there, thoroughly confused.

"I don't know." Rowenna muttered, rubbing her eyes. She was one of the ones that was still half-way through the process of changing, much to the enjoyment of Tristian.

"This is confusing." Serenity muttered, walking up onto the stage. She too, was half-way through the process of changing, much to Tristian's enjoyment.

"Hey, have weird things been happening to you guys?" Kibou asked, sitting on the edge of the stage.

"What kind of weird things?" Anzu asked.

"Well, the other day…I was at Seto's, and…randomly…" Seto ran forward and covered her mouth.

"Hey, Kaiba boy. Knock it off." Rowenna muttered, slapping his hand away. Kaiba glared at her, but removed the hand fully. "What happened?"

"He just broke out into song."

"He did that at his board meeting too!" Mokuba exclaimed.

"Yeah…we were his back-up singers." Yugi said, motioning to himself, Ryou, and Malik.

"Tristian randomly broke out into song when we were walking to Grandma's the other day!" Serenity said, a surprised expression coming to her face.

"And Yugi and Rowenna broke out into song the other day at lunch!" Anzu remembered.

"What about when Yami sang to Yugi!" Tristian exclaimed.

"I wonder what's been going on with all of us?" Ryou asked confusedly, sitting on the edge of the stage.

"Y'know, it's weird…but I feel like we're in a musical, you know?" Bishi muttered, sitting down next to him. He nodded.

"It feels like we're all here to sing a finale, or something." Kibou noted.

"Really?"

"Yeah…"

"Snoozer!" Joey shouted, leaping onto the stage.

"Penelope!" Bishi shouted, following him.

"Panda!" Yugi exclaimed, following suit.

"Howdy!" Was Tristian's southern cry as he jumped onto the stage.

"Oxnard!" Ryou shouted, following Tristian.

"Bijou!" Serenity ran up behind Joey.

"And Boss!" Rowenna exclaimed.

"Let's go!" They shouted together.

"Zersnoo!" Malik exclaimed.

"Pepenelo!" Seto cried.

"Sobs!" Mokuba followed.

"Dapan!" Anzu shouted.

"Dehow!" Mai exclaimed.

"Nardox!" Harpie exclaimed.

"Joubi and Hamtaro!" They exclaimed together. Background music began to play, and they all started dancing a cute little hamster dance on stage, looking very kawaii indeed.

"Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya- ooh, la, la, la! Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, - ooh, la, la! Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya -ooh la, la, la! Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya - ooh, la, la, ya!"

"Let's make a wish!" Ryou shouted.

"Ooh ooh!" Kibou exclaimed.

"Make it come true!" Bishi supplied.

"Singing along with us is all you do!" They sang together. "Come on and do your very best! Ooh ooh!"

"Get a hundred on your test!" Rowenna exclaimed.

"All of your dreams will come true!" Joey said, his Brooklyn accent sounding odd with the little kid music.

"Come on and sing this secret spell!" Malik encouraged.

"It's just for you!" Seto winked, pointing to no one in particular.

"Think of all the love we'll bring!" Mokuba noted.

"Hamtaro will know just what to do!" Mai said, winking.

"This will be our song come on and sing!" They shouted together.

"Snoozer!"

"Penelope!"

"Panda!"

"Howdy!"

"Oxnard!"

"Bijou!"

"And Boss!"

"Let's go!"

The reflective 'ham-ham's' jumped off the stage as they said their name, and when they shouted "Let's go", they shook their buts in a little ham-ham way, waving their fingers all spirit fingers like, turning to the stage and making an opening for the remaining 'ham-hams' to jump down.

"Zersnoo!"

"Pepenelo!"

"Sobs!"

"Dapan!"

"Dehow!"

"Nardox!"

"Joubi and Hamtaro!"

The reflective ham-hams followed suit of their predecessors, and they all stood in a circle in front of the stage, waving their hands and dancing like the cute little ham ham that is Hamtaro.

"Little Hamsters, Big Adventures! Ham Ham, Hamtaro!" They shouted together, all striking poses, some landing on their knees, some throwing their arms forward, all waving their fingers wildly and smiling largely.

Broken applause and laughter was heard from the back row, and all assembled turned to look at two girls, sitting in the auditorium all alone, laughing hysterically and clapping. They stood up, apparently deciding that the performance deserved a standing ovation. Confusedly, the group bowed.

"Hey, do I know you?" Yugi asked once the applause had stopped. He looked at the two girls, who smiled.

"No, I'm afraid not." The taller one said, smiling. "That was a wonderful performance."

"Oh, just great." Her companion agreed.

"Um…thank you?" Mokuba said confusedly.

"Are you sure we don't know you?" Seto asked, quirking an eyebrow.

The taller one looked at her companion, sweat-dropping. She smiled, snapped, and shook her head. "Nope. Don't know us." She walked out of the auditorium, her friend following her.

FIN

)(Sigh. I know. That was a shitty ending. But I had to kill it off before I made it even worse, ne? Well, there it is. Yay for endings? XD Review! Oh, and I'll recap on all the songs used.

Chappie 1: It's Raining Men - The Weather Girls
Chappie 2: Paradise by the Dashboard Light - Meatloaf
Chappie 3: If I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch
Chappie 4: What it Takes - Aerosmith
Chappie 5: I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
Chappie 6: Little Red Riding Hood
Chappie 7: Bad Touch - The Bloodhound Gang
Chappie 8: Dominated Love Slave - Green Day
Chappie 9: Little People - Les Miserables
Chappie Ten: Hamtaro End Theme - Hamtaro's Adventures (Cartoon Network)

So there's all the songs, if you feel like finding them and downloading them! You now have the lyrics! There you have it! The end!

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Your faithful fanfic slave monkey,

Pengwinn)(