Miroku's "duties"
SLAP
"Monk will you never learn that groping someone's butt is not going to make them bear your child?" Sighed Sango
"It's all in a monk's duties." He replied
They were sitting on a hill, Kagome was at home, and Inu Yasha and Shippo went to visit her.
"Monk?" Asked Sango "yes my dear Sango"
"Why do you do that" "do what?" "Say its part of your duties... it's really stupid you know."
"Ha I don't know it's just and excuse Sango but it works" "yawn... it's humid out here and I'm sleepy..."
Sango began to fall asleep slowly her head drooped onto Miroku's shoulder.
"Oh...um now what? Sango?" He nudged her gently but she remained asleep
"I must not I must not...." Miroku chanted trying to resist his duties.
Then...
Slap!
"You'll never learn monk..."
"Sorry my dear"
"I love you anyway monk," Sango said distractedly
"I love you too Sango"
"OH megosh!! Did I say that out loud? And did you just say!" Sango cried
"Ha yes indeed" Miroku replied. "They are part of your duties monk" and with that she fell back asleep.