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Author's Note: This story was thought up when I was flicking through the channels. Note to everybody: daytime TV. sucks in almost every country. I was watching Will and Grace and apparently Will got a new boyfriend and pretended to know how to play basketball. This is a one shot fic'. It's an SSSB fic' so be warned. It only suggests slash - nothing descriptive.

Basketball

Sirius Black decided to introduce his work partner, Severus Snape, into the weird world of muggle sports. Severus had wiped the floor with Sirius in table tennis and ordinary tennis and badminton. Apparently his precise work in potion's and his sharp eye's worked well for him. Sirius quickly decided to play a different sport. His excuse for making Severus play these games was as follows:

"Snape, I don't like you and you don't like me."

"I already knew that. Get to the point!" Severus snapped.

Sirius glared back and continued. "Dumbledore is making us UNWINED by playing muggle sports. He's also making US play together."

"WHAT???" Severus exploded. "I have to see you every time I come HERE and now I have to play some stupid muggle sport with you?"

"Yup. That's about the jist of it. Too bad for the both of us that it's the summer so you don't have classes."

So that was their conversation.

He decided that basketball would be a harder game for Severus to master. Apparently Severus didn't like the shorts an vest he was forced to wear. They distracted Severus so Sirius easily won.

"Been working out lately, Snape?" he asked.

"No," Snape said suspiciously. "Why?"

"Just looks like you were, is all," Sirius shrugged his shoulders.

"Oh," Severus looked down at himself. "Must be all those crucio's Voldemort keeps firing at me."

"What? They toned up your body?"

Severus smirked and Sirius reddened at what he had said.

"Probably. I don't have time to work out, except now that Dumbledore is forcing me to. I could be sleeping now in my lovely warm bed."

"I could too... I mean not in YOUR bed... I meant mine," Sirius stuttered.

"I wouldn't have thought you meant my bed, Black."

"Bet you would have dreamt it though," Sirius shot back.

"Just because you dream of me doesn't mean you can have me," Severus joked. 'Why the hell am I joking with Sirius Black?' he thought.

"In your dreams, Snape."

"I think we've already established that it was in YOUR dream and not mine."

They played basketball again for a while until they were bored.

"Want to play Horse instead?" Sirius asked.

Severus looked at his then got down on his hands and knees.

Sirius laughed. "Didn't think you were into that sort of thing," he said and winked at Severus.

"You'd be surprised at what I'm into," Severus smirked as he got up.

"I sure I'll find out soon but for now I'll just tell you that Horse is playing with the ball. Or two," Sirius growled.

Severus raised an eyebrow. "I knew it sounded too good to be true," he pouted playfully.

Sirius's jaw dropped. "What are you saying?" he asked.

"Not saying much. I think I'll go to bed now. Care to join me?"

Sirius's eyes widened. "Is your bed big enough for two?"

"I meant will you be joining me back to headquarters." He watched Sirius redden before continuing. "But I suppose my bed is big enough. Coming?"

Sirius gritted his teeth. He hated it when the other man was able to out wit him. "Yeah, yeah, I'm coming. Your bed had better be warm."

"It will be soon enough I expect. Horse indeed," he muttered

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