Summary- This particular chapter is not humorous.....but the next chapter
will be very, very funny. I just wanted to show what's going on on the
other side of the globe.
Rating- R, for random shit that is not suitable for children, language and of course eventual sexual content of some sort.
Disclaimer- I don't own anything here I don't own. Did that make sense? No. Am I proud? Fuck yeah.
Author Ramblings- Wow......you people must really like insanity. I got my hair cut. It is fun looking, and so I am happy.....whee! Gods I'm tired. It's too late for me to be writing the next chapter, and yet here I am.....
Miro- What are you doooiiing Whoa?
Whoa- Sitting at my compuuuter! Like an idioooot!
Yay Ren and Stimpy! Natalia (my friend in New York) reminded me of that wonderful line from the show. Now for reviews!
High-on-Absinthe- Splendiforous point you made, but allow me to explain the Queens accent! Natalia is from New York....Queens to be exact. In other words, I COMPLETELY based it off of her accent. Oh, and thank you for saying my story is great! Whee! I also noticed my story is on your 'favorite stories' thinger and I am so happy about that! You're such a wonderful person, I think I'll stop scaring you already and let you read the story, whee! PS- Have you seen From Hell by chance? ::Fascinated by Jack the Ripper meself::
Zina- Thank you thank you thank you! What more can I say? You're such a great reviewer! I'm sorry I don't get more reviews...I really wish I did damnit! I hope you don't get in trouble for reviewing at 2 in the morning......I know I would get into deep shit if I were on the computer that early.
Katy Kinneas- Domo arigatou. And yes, I am an American.....I don't take much offense into sounding like one and frankly, I feel like if I'm going to have them go anywhere, they should at LEAST go to a country I know about.....and since they're from Britain, my only other options are Japan and my home country of America. Frankly, I don't know enough Japanese to write a story in it, so......they're in America. Unfortunately they are nowhere near me! YARGH! I also love the humor, the swearing, Draco's panties in a twist and you. You're gorgeous chica, keep it up mon amie! ::Kiss kiss!::
Bryjin- I'm glad you think my work is really funny, and yes, my dad sadly had a 'Baxter' experience...I don't think his name was Baxter, but wouldn't it be ironic if it were? Hee. You could marry me? Yay! I'm holding you on that, lolo, just kidding! Thanks again!
Bad-Azz-Slytherin Chaos- Yes, Draco DOES want Harry all over him....and all night baby, mhm! I can also picture them in Las Vegas....and frankly I can't wait!!!!!!! Now for the tough part of your review....how do I know I like girls.....gosh. Well I'm bisexual, and I know I like girls because yes, I want to do things to them (maybe not put my face between their legs, but something close to it) and I just....I don't know...I really like girls and guys at the same time. Hmm.......well I personally didn't really know until I got a crush on my best friend (at the time)....ever since that incident I've been with two guys and three girls....I don't think it's just a teenage thing, no.....I kind of wish it were sometimes, because then I could probably find more girls....though I sometimes wonder if it's a college thing, lolo. (CHEESY COLLEGE JOKES! BWAHA!) Well, if you ever want to go into detail, please feel free to IM me at AnarchyMoose100 via AOL Instant Messenger. Or, if you want, you can go to my webpage at and sign my guestbook. Thank you for reviewing, and much love back to you, Jessica.
Tasnan15- Yes, I am hurrying to update again, and yes...Draco is being very mean, but that's why I fell in love with him....and isn't it why we love assholes? OK, maybe that's going too far....I mean I don't like assholes, but I guess I love Draco anyway. Er...babbling! Lolo! Thanks again!
loverofsugar- I am lazy, too, so no worries. I'm glad you got a bunch of my jokes (I think most people didn't know the one with The Borrowers) and I'm glad you like my story so much! I'm glad I get an 'A', because if I didn't I would scream.....and scream and scream and scream....and then I would explode. Thank you Gabi, and I hope you enjoy the rest of the story as well!
Lyla Hayden- Yes, it is funny, and I will write more....MUWAHAHA!
Fugazi- I might put George Bush bashing into it (I do hate Bush pretty much) but don't exactly count on it. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
true-fly- No, I did not know the dude that played King Aragorn was in Psycho....which version? And thank you, I am glad you loved my story so much!
Alpha Slave- I made you read this, lolo. I'm glad you thought this was funny shiznet, hee.
Well that's it so far! OH! I WOULD LIKE TO ANOUNCE THAT I HAVE A NEW STORY OUT! It is called 'Waste' and it is a fluffy one-shot with slash.....yay! YAY YAY YAY! Oh, and to answer a question I got for that story- no, the song 'Waste' is not an original by moi. It is a song by Phish and you should all get it right this moment. NOW!!!!!!!!! YAAAARGH! Anyhow, this chapter takes place back at Hogwarts (GASP!).......it is to show what is happening while Harry and Draco are away. Read on!
Chapter 6- And Now For Something Completely Different
A lot can happen in a short amount of time. Within every other second a person dies. Within every other second a child is born. A grizzly bear can run over 100 yards in six seconds. The speed of light can travel about one foot in a nanosecond. There are 86,400 seconds in a day, 600,000 seconds in a week and 525,600 minutes in a year. It had been approximately four days since Harry and Draco were relocated.
A lot can happen in a short amount of time.
Hermione and Ron sat as still as they could in the broomcloset until they heard Millicent Bulstrode pass by them. Hermione let out a breath she hadn't even known she was holding, then turned to Ron in the closet. "Ron......we HAVE to tell the professors about this!"
Ron gave an incredulous look to Hermione and shook his head frantically. "They're busy trying to find Harry and Malfoy, they wouldn't want to hear from us about this, 'Mione!" His voice was low and hushed so as not to attract the attention of any raving Slytherins.
You see, ever since Harry and Draco had left, the rivalry between Slytherin and Gryffindor had increased to an all-time high. Who would have thought that the re-location of two boys would cause such a commotion? Well obviously, everyone......Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter were only the most famous boys of their houses (and with a few people in other houses as well)....it was only natural that everyone missed them enough to tear the school apart.
Hermione stepped out of the closet cautiously and looked down the t- p'd corridor. She began to hurriedly walk down it when she saw a huge flood of water head her way, which caused her to run in the opposite direction. Ron followed in her tracks, looking back every once in a while at the raging water, but stopped dead in his tracks when he saw what was coming up in the direction they were running in- Millicent Bulstrode, Blaise Zabini, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, and of course....their ruthless (and highly bitchy) leader...Pansy Parkinson.
Pansy stepped before the other Slytherins and smiled maliciously. "You two are in Slytherin turf. We would normally beat you to a bloody pulp, but as you're friends with Potter.....we'll be taking your things as well." Hermione looked over Pansy's shoulder to see Crabbe grinning widely. She heard loud cracking sounds, and realized Goyle had just cracked all of his knuckles in one swift move. Ron suddenly pointed behind the Slytherins at nothing with his mouth agape and began to run in the opposite direction into the water, with Hermione following close behind.
"That was too bloody close, 'Mione!" Ron yelled over the sound of rushing water as they trudged on as quickly as they could through the small flood. "We're lucky those Slytherins are so stupid." Hermione nodded her head in agreement at what Ron said, then forced the red-haired boy to stop and let her catch her breath. "'Mione.....c'mon, we've got to keep moving!" Ron grabbed at Hermione's arm and tried to get her to go with him, but it was no use.
Just then, someone roughly shove the two into the water. Hermione and Ron coughed and sputtered as they re-emerged, only to be greeted by the fiery eyes of Pansy Parkinson. Pansy motioned Millicent Bulstrode over to hold down Hermione, and for Crabbe to hold down Ron. Soon the remaining members of the Gryffindor dream team were being held by their collars high into the air and staring into the faces of ugly, and uglier. Ron let out a feeble squeak before Crabbe's fist met his jaw, and Hermione squealed, "I wish Harry were here!"
Meanwhile, however, in the depths of a land far off, two boys were boozing themselves silly and singing in a deep slur.
I am so sorry this chapter took forever to get out. I'm also sorry it's not very humorous....I know it's not, trust me. The next chapter will be humorous again....I just felt like showing what was happening back home. Don't worry! I won't be doing that again for QUITE a while! I just needed a break from the goofy......and I needed a break from life so I wrote this crap. Mhm. Like I said, the next chapter will be muy humorous, so KEEP READING. DO NOT GIVE UP ON ME.
Anymoose, I would like to end this with the following notes.....
Read my story 'Waste', it's HP/DM, and it's a good one-shot, so READ IT DAMN YOU!
Read my story 'Cleaning My Closet'...this is like, my second or third (maybe even fourth) time I've had to tell you people....READ IT ALREADY! It's a bit angsty and dramatic....but it's good.
Drop off any suggestions you have for future chapters.....and like I said, I will not be doing another like this one AGAIN......or at least for a long long time.
Rating- R, for random shit that is not suitable for children, language and of course eventual sexual content of some sort.
Disclaimer- I don't own anything here I don't own. Did that make sense? No. Am I proud? Fuck yeah.
Author Ramblings- Wow......you people must really like insanity. I got my hair cut. It is fun looking, and so I am happy.....whee! Gods I'm tired. It's too late for me to be writing the next chapter, and yet here I am.....
Miro- What are you doooiiing Whoa?
Whoa- Sitting at my compuuuter! Like an idioooot!
Yay Ren and Stimpy! Natalia (my friend in New York) reminded me of that wonderful line from the show. Now for reviews!
High-on-Absinthe- Splendiforous point you made, but allow me to explain the Queens accent! Natalia is from New York....Queens to be exact. In other words, I COMPLETELY based it off of her accent. Oh, and thank you for saying my story is great! Whee! I also noticed my story is on your 'favorite stories' thinger and I am so happy about that! You're such a wonderful person, I think I'll stop scaring you already and let you read the story, whee! PS- Have you seen From Hell by chance? ::Fascinated by Jack the Ripper meself::
Zina- Thank you thank you thank you! What more can I say? You're such a great reviewer! I'm sorry I don't get more reviews...I really wish I did damnit! I hope you don't get in trouble for reviewing at 2 in the morning......I know I would get into deep shit if I were on the computer that early.
Katy Kinneas- Domo arigatou. And yes, I am an American.....I don't take much offense into sounding like one and frankly, I feel like if I'm going to have them go anywhere, they should at LEAST go to a country I know about.....and since they're from Britain, my only other options are Japan and my home country of America. Frankly, I don't know enough Japanese to write a story in it, so......they're in America. Unfortunately they are nowhere near me! YARGH! I also love the humor, the swearing, Draco's panties in a twist and you. You're gorgeous chica, keep it up mon amie! ::Kiss kiss!::
Bryjin- I'm glad you think my work is really funny, and yes, my dad sadly had a 'Baxter' experience...I don't think his name was Baxter, but wouldn't it be ironic if it were? Hee. You could marry me? Yay! I'm holding you on that, lolo, just kidding! Thanks again!
Bad-Azz-Slytherin Chaos- Yes, Draco DOES want Harry all over him....and all night baby, mhm! I can also picture them in Las Vegas....and frankly I can't wait!!!!!!! Now for the tough part of your review....how do I know I like girls.....gosh. Well I'm bisexual, and I know I like girls because yes, I want to do things to them (maybe not put my face between their legs, but something close to it) and I just....I don't know...I really like girls and guys at the same time. Hmm.......well I personally didn't really know until I got a crush on my best friend (at the time)....ever since that incident I've been with two guys and three girls....I don't think it's just a teenage thing, no.....I kind of wish it were sometimes, because then I could probably find more girls....though I sometimes wonder if it's a college thing, lolo. (CHEESY COLLEGE JOKES! BWAHA!) Well, if you ever want to go into detail, please feel free to IM me at AnarchyMoose100 via AOL Instant Messenger. Or, if you want, you can go to my webpage at and sign my guestbook. Thank you for reviewing, and much love back to you, Jessica.
Tasnan15- Yes, I am hurrying to update again, and yes...Draco is being very mean, but that's why I fell in love with him....and isn't it why we love assholes? OK, maybe that's going too far....I mean I don't like assholes, but I guess I love Draco anyway. Er...babbling! Lolo! Thanks again!
loverofsugar- I am lazy, too, so no worries. I'm glad you got a bunch of my jokes (I think most people didn't know the one with The Borrowers) and I'm glad you like my story so much! I'm glad I get an 'A', because if I didn't I would scream.....and scream and scream and scream....and then I would explode. Thank you Gabi, and I hope you enjoy the rest of the story as well!
Lyla Hayden- Yes, it is funny, and I will write more....MUWAHAHA!
Fugazi- I might put George Bush bashing into it (I do hate Bush pretty much) but don't exactly count on it. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
true-fly- No, I did not know the dude that played King Aragorn was in Psycho....which version? And thank you, I am glad you loved my story so much!
Alpha Slave- I made you read this, lolo. I'm glad you thought this was funny shiznet, hee.
Well that's it so far! OH! I WOULD LIKE TO ANOUNCE THAT I HAVE A NEW STORY OUT! It is called 'Waste' and it is a fluffy one-shot with slash.....yay! YAY YAY YAY! Oh, and to answer a question I got for that story- no, the song 'Waste' is not an original by moi. It is a song by Phish and you should all get it right this moment. NOW!!!!!!!!! YAAAARGH! Anyhow, this chapter takes place back at Hogwarts (GASP!).......it is to show what is happening while Harry and Draco are away. Read on!
Chapter 6- And Now For Something Completely Different
A lot can happen in a short amount of time. Within every other second a person dies. Within every other second a child is born. A grizzly bear can run over 100 yards in six seconds. The speed of light can travel about one foot in a nanosecond. There are 86,400 seconds in a day, 600,000 seconds in a week and 525,600 minutes in a year. It had been approximately four days since Harry and Draco were relocated.
A lot can happen in a short amount of time.
Hermione and Ron sat as still as they could in the broomcloset until they heard Millicent Bulstrode pass by them. Hermione let out a breath she hadn't even known she was holding, then turned to Ron in the closet. "Ron......we HAVE to tell the professors about this!"
Ron gave an incredulous look to Hermione and shook his head frantically. "They're busy trying to find Harry and Malfoy, they wouldn't want to hear from us about this, 'Mione!" His voice was low and hushed so as not to attract the attention of any raving Slytherins.
You see, ever since Harry and Draco had left, the rivalry between Slytherin and Gryffindor had increased to an all-time high. Who would have thought that the re-location of two boys would cause such a commotion? Well obviously, everyone......Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter were only the most famous boys of their houses (and with a few people in other houses as well)....it was only natural that everyone missed them enough to tear the school apart.
Hermione stepped out of the closet cautiously and looked down the t- p'd corridor. She began to hurriedly walk down it when she saw a huge flood of water head her way, which caused her to run in the opposite direction. Ron followed in her tracks, looking back every once in a while at the raging water, but stopped dead in his tracks when he saw what was coming up in the direction they were running in- Millicent Bulstrode, Blaise Zabini, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, and of course....their ruthless (and highly bitchy) leader...Pansy Parkinson.
Pansy stepped before the other Slytherins and smiled maliciously. "You two are in Slytherin turf. We would normally beat you to a bloody pulp, but as you're friends with Potter.....we'll be taking your things as well." Hermione looked over Pansy's shoulder to see Crabbe grinning widely. She heard loud cracking sounds, and realized Goyle had just cracked all of his knuckles in one swift move. Ron suddenly pointed behind the Slytherins at nothing with his mouth agape and began to run in the opposite direction into the water, with Hermione following close behind.
"That was too bloody close, 'Mione!" Ron yelled over the sound of rushing water as they trudged on as quickly as they could through the small flood. "We're lucky those Slytherins are so stupid." Hermione nodded her head in agreement at what Ron said, then forced the red-haired boy to stop and let her catch her breath. "'Mione.....c'mon, we've got to keep moving!" Ron grabbed at Hermione's arm and tried to get her to go with him, but it was no use.
Just then, someone roughly shove the two into the water. Hermione and Ron coughed and sputtered as they re-emerged, only to be greeted by the fiery eyes of Pansy Parkinson. Pansy motioned Millicent Bulstrode over to hold down Hermione, and for Crabbe to hold down Ron. Soon the remaining members of the Gryffindor dream team were being held by their collars high into the air and staring into the faces of ugly, and uglier. Ron let out a feeble squeak before Crabbe's fist met his jaw, and Hermione squealed, "I wish Harry were here!"
Meanwhile, however, in the depths of a land far off, two boys were boozing themselves silly and singing in a deep slur.
I am so sorry this chapter took forever to get out. I'm also sorry it's not very humorous....I know it's not, trust me. The next chapter will be humorous again....I just felt like showing what was happening back home. Don't worry! I won't be doing that again for QUITE a while! I just needed a break from the goofy......and I needed a break from life so I wrote this crap. Mhm. Like I said, the next chapter will be muy humorous, so KEEP READING. DO NOT GIVE UP ON ME.
Anymoose, I would like to end this with the following notes.....
Read my story 'Waste', it's HP/DM, and it's a good one-shot, so READ IT DAMN YOU!
Read my story 'Cleaning My Closet'...this is like, my second or third (maybe even fourth) time I've had to tell you people....READ IT ALREADY! It's a bit angsty and dramatic....but it's good.
Drop off any suggestions you have for future chapters.....and like I said, I will not be doing another like this one AGAIN......or at least for a long long time.