CH.2

HS: Hello again! Sorry about the last chapter it was kind of smushed.

Hanyousweetheart'smother: Sweetie what story?

HS: 0.o MOM!? What are you doing here!

HSM: Just looking through stuff computer data, old notebooks, and diaries...

HS: WHA'!!!!!

HSM: ^-^;; Bye sweetie! *leaves*

HS: *Sign* She didn't even do the disclaimer...NOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA'!!! *runs*

*With HSM*

HSM: *reading diary* He he this is rich...Oh hay my little girl doesn't own anything.

*From other side of planet*

HS: I AIN'T LITTLE!!

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Sammy: Oh my god it's.

Justin: *from inside*Sesshomaru! *runs outside and starts jumping up and down* Let me poke him!

Sammy: Not before I call Rayne!

Justin: Whyyyyyyyy?

Sammy: Cause she luuuuuuuuves Sesshomaru!

Justin: Oh.

Sammy: *Rummages in pocket* ^.^;; opps I forgot I don't got a cellyphone.

Justin: *Face fault* you're an idiot.

Sammy: Yep! Aren't you supposed to be somewhere.

Justin: No...

Sammy: Now you are! *Runs inside and dials phone* Yellow oh hi is this Kelsey Herrington ( This is my brother's so called Girlfriend or boyfriend 0.o the world will never know!) Yeah this is Sammy well any whom my brother wants to go out with you today okay see ya'. *Hangs-up and walks outside* Oh Justin!

Justin: You Didn't!!

Sammy: Now Justin I don't know what you're talking about.

-DING DONG-*Flash of lighting*

Justin: NOOO!! I KNOW THAT FLASH OF LIGHTING!! *tries to run but is tied to front door*

*Door breaks down and a very ugly child is in door way( She's a bad example to girl's everywhere! She likes school! EVIL!*

Kelsey: Come on pudding *Grabs the rope*

Justin: NOOO!!

Sammy: Wait Kelsey!

Justin: Yes!

Sammy: You might need these! *Gives her a big bag*

Kelsey: *takes bag* what is it?

Sammy: Oh your chains, shock helmet, and cherry flavored lipstick!

Justin: NOOO!! I DON'T LIKE CHERRY!!

Kelsey: Come on honey.*Drags Justin out door*

Sammy: *waves and gets out napkin* Bye!! *Sniffle* they grow up so fast. *closes door* Now where was I? Oh hay! *Runs into backyard* what the hell! Get out you damn smurfs he isn't dead yet!

Smurfs: Come on guys! Let's beat it! *Goes over fence but one sits head over fence* you've won the battle but you have not Won the war!! *Leaves*

Sammy: You will never beat me!!

-Inu Yasha jumps out of know where and starts doing a little dance (make a little love get down to night)-

IY: Ha! I've finally beaten you!! MMWWUUHHAAHHAAHHAAA!!*Doesn't realize Sammy's starring right at him* I Rock! *Starts shaking his butt*

Sammy: 0.0;; Um he's not dead.

IY: *Big head* DON'T SPOIL MY MOMENT!! *starts dancing again*

Sammy: God I thank you for your Christmas present.

Evil bitch from hell I mean Kagome: *jumps over fence with Sango and the perverted monk* Ow. INU YASHA WHAT-

IY: -Don't spoil my moment!

Kagome: *Looks at Sammy* Oh My God Little Girl You're dreaming! *Runs by Sammy which is only 3 ft (-.-; my back yard is puney)* you are asleep. You are dreaming .

Sammy: I ain't stupid ya' mango!

Mango: Mango?

Miroku: *Runs by Sammy and holds up her hands* Will-

*SLAP*

Sango&Sammy: This is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Miroku: My Face.*rubs face* Ow.

IY: *Stops dancing* Okay now you can be the barer of bad news.

Sammy: Gladly. As you can see Sesshomaru appears to be dead but he is really listening to you blabbing about him.

IY: Uh Oh.

Sammy: Don't you worry he won't kill you .

IY: Whew.

Sammy: But I'm not so sure about my friends.

IY: Crap.

Sango: Little girl what is your name and how do you know our names?

Sammy: 1 don't call me little,2 Sammy, and 3 I'm not going to tell you because you'd be paranoid right about now.

ALL: Ah.

Shippo: *jumps out of Kagome's bag holding his little nose* Black! Who's the idiot that puts dead ells in a bag?

IY: *Whistle*

Sammy: Will you wait right here?

ALL: Okay.

Sammy: *Runs inside and picks up phone* Yellow Rayne yeah well I kind of shot your boyfriend.

-Ding Dong-

Sammy: That was fast. *Answers door*

Rayne: *a girl a little taller than Rayne with brown hair and a barrette in her hair breaks the door down, runs into backyard, and runs by Sesshmaru's side* SESSHOMRU!! It's okay I'm here.

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HS: How was that you liked it? Will Sesshomaru survive my friends and me or will the dreaded Smurfs of doom take him away! The world will never know! Wait until next Chapter. I need 4 reviews and if you have any suggestions please put that in your reviews.

HSM&HSB: And no flames!

HS: Brain control is so much fun. ^-^ Oh hay I can't put anyone else in the story because I have to cram them all in here, but if you want to be a neighborhood kid then gladly. Aren't I generous.