Title: Why All People Should Have Air Conditioning
By: DDStalker and Fae De Luna
Summary: What if we didn't have air conditioning? What would happen to our brains? More importantly, how would the ice cream survive? Join Mulder and Scully as they race against the heat to stop the aliens and the government conspiracy from ending the human population, as we know it!
A/N: Hello! This is DDStalker, Fae and I decided that since were bored and instead of finishing our other stories, we'd start a new one!!! Were taking turns writing each chapter. And I more or less decided to write the first one. Glares at Fae de Luna so here it goes, and yes this will be different.
A/N II: ::Cringes at glare:: I beta-ed this chapter. Any grammatical errors are my fault, but feel free to send your death mail to someone else. I will be writing the next chapter. In the mean time, enjoy.
Chapter one: The Case
It was an ordinary day, or as ordinary as any day working with Mulder can be. We were sitting around the office, just finishing some paperwork Mulder "forgot" to do. Then the phone rang.
"Hello, this is Fox Mulder." Mulder said into the phone. He listened to the person talk on the phone and he frowned a little.
"No, this is not the Paul's Fish House!" He said into the phone, a little bit to loud in my opinion. I glared at him to show my displeasure. He listened a little more.
"WHAT PART OF THIS IS NOT PAUL'S FISH HOUSE DON'T YOU GET?" Mulder yelled at the top of his lungs. He slammed the phone down. I crossed my arms and gave him the look.
"It was a lady looking for Paul's Fish House." He stated simply, taking deep breaths to calm his temper. The phone rang again. Mulder picked it up before it could ring a second time.
"I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! I WORK FOR THE FBI!!" Mulder screamed in the phone. Then he paled as the person talked sharply at him. I tried to strain to hear the conversation.
"No sir, it was a prank call. Yes, that's how I deal with people. You're right, I wonder how people put up with me too. No, I'm not back talking you. If I were Agent Scully would slap me too. No sir, I have yet to be slapped. Okay we'll be up in a moment."
He addressed me.
"That was Skinner, we have to go up to his office." I gave him my best "No shit Sherlock" look. Then grabbing my purse I headed for the elevator.
A/N
I have to go, so I'll let fae de luna take over. Hope you liked my part. Short and stupid, both start with S! Wow! I'm so smart! REVIEW!!!!
DDStalker
(I'm a big girl now!)
A/N II : ::Fae De Luna continues the begging for reviews::
By: DDStalker and Fae De Luna
Summary: What if we didn't have air conditioning? What would happen to our brains? More importantly, how would the ice cream survive? Join Mulder and Scully as they race against the heat to stop the aliens and the government conspiracy from ending the human population, as we know it!
A/N: Hello! This is DDStalker, Fae and I decided that since were bored and instead of finishing our other stories, we'd start a new one!!! Were taking turns writing each chapter. And I more or less decided to write the first one. Glares at Fae de Luna so here it goes, and yes this will be different.
A/N II: ::Cringes at glare:: I beta-ed this chapter. Any grammatical errors are my fault, but feel free to send your death mail to someone else. I will be writing the next chapter. In the mean time, enjoy.
Chapter one: The Case
It was an ordinary day, or as ordinary as any day working with Mulder can be. We were sitting around the office, just finishing some paperwork Mulder "forgot" to do. Then the phone rang.
"Hello, this is Fox Mulder." Mulder said into the phone. He listened to the person talk on the phone and he frowned a little.
"No, this is not the Paul's Fish House!" He said into the phone, a little bit to loud in my opinion. I glared at him to show my displeasure. He listened a little more.
"WHAT PART OF THIS IS NOT PAUL'S FISH HOUSE DON'T YOU GET?" Mulder yelled at the top of his lungs. He slammed the phone down. I crossed my arms and gave him the look.
"It was a lady looking for Paul's Fish House." He stated simply, taking deep breaths to calm his temper. The phone rang again. Mulder picked it up before it could ring a second time.
"I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! I WORK FOR THE FBI!!" Mulder screamed in the phone. Then he paled as the person talked sharply at him. I tried to strain to hear the conversation.
"No sir, it was a prank call. Yes, that's how I deal with people. You're right, I wonder how people put up with me too. No, I'm not back talking you. If I were Agent Scully would slap me too. No sir, I have yet to be slapped. Okay we'll be up in a moment."
He addressed me.
"That was Skinner, we have to go up to his office." I gave him my best "No shit Sherlock" look. Then grabbing my purse I headed for the elevator.
A/N
I have to go, so I'll let fae de luna take over. Hope you liked my part. Short and stupid, both start with S! Wow! I'm so smart! REVIEW!!!!
DDStalker
(I'm a big girl now!)
A/N II : ::Fae De Luna continues the begging for reviews::