Title: Why People Should Have Air Conditioning
Chapter: Where The Horrors Are Unleashed
Archive: PLEASE!
By: Fae De Luna and DDStalker
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing but the plot and only half of that.
A/N: Hello. This is DDStalker; I want to personally give all the reviewers a million dollars each. But since I don't even have a million dollars myself, a hug will have to do. Please don't attack me because of this. Sees angry reviewers attacking, hides behind Fae De Luna.
A/N 2: Steps aside to let attacking reviewers get to DDStalker. Sorry dude! It's every fanfic writer for herself. Anyway, please, read and REVIEW!!!!
Chapter 3: Where The Horrors Are Unleashed
After an hour of Mulder trying to get the chair off my body, we made our way to the first building that was hit. Well, not like it was hit by someone's hand but like someone took their air conditioning. You know what I mean. The building was a library and not just any library but the public library.
We walked into the library, not to be greeted by sweet little old ladies greeting us from the front desk, but by looking down a gun barrel of one of the nasty old librarians. Her gray wig was askew and she had on too much perfume. Instantly, Mulder fell down gagging on the air, thick with scent of perfume.
I dropped on the floor next to him but it was too late, he had already passed out. I banged my fists against his chest and cried out "WHY HIM!!! HE'S SO YOUNG! WHY? WHY?" Mulder started awake. I grabbed him and hugged him till his face turned blue from lack of oxygen. I let him go and started hitting him on the back so he could breathe better, but it just made it worse.
"Scully, just leave me alone." He finally cried out. So I did and looked up. Well I had saved Mulder from a death he didn't even know about; more old librarians had surrounded us with guns. Did I mention Mulder and I had causally left ours at the FBI office to get cleaned? Well now I did. So anyway…oh yeah back to the story.
Mulder being Mr. Macho Man decided to practice his karate moves on the ladies. Which would have worked if he had seen the lady behind him come up and hit him over the head with the butt of the gun. Great. Now I'm stuck in a library with old librarians with too much perfume with a unconscious partner. What's a girl to do?
"So lovely weather were having." Well might as well found out why perfectly nice old ladies decided to get guns and kill you for entering the library. This stuff doesn't happen any day. Well actually it does around Mulder.
"Lovely weather! Lovely weather!" One of them shrieked. Okay…not a good topic Dana. Hey since when did I have conversations with myself? Five minutes ago you moron. Oh that's nice. Then I realized one of the other old ladies was talking.
"Air conditioning goes missing suddenly and we're sooo hot. Why we drank all the cold beverages and now there's nothing! NOTHING!" She was yelling now. Then an idea occurred to me!
"Why don't you let me and my partner take you out for ice cream?" I asked slowly. They all tittered among themselves for a moment.
"We would love to join you and your handsome partner for ice cream." Just then Mulder woke up with a scream. I kicked him.
"Get up we're going out for ice cream." He just looked at me as if I lost it. And maybe I had. But we had a case to solve and old ladies to take out for ice cream. And we didn't have time to waste.
A/N: And that's the third chapter! Short, Stupid, And Sweet! YAY! I'm sooo smart now I do solemnly give this chapter to my brilliant/freaky co-author for beta-ing! Please review. I'll be your best friend, though why you want me to is beyond me. Just review for the sake of my sanity!!!!
DDStalker
A/N 2: Nothing further. The more reviews, the faster I write the next chapter. Feel free to review more than once.
Chapter: Where The Horrors Are Unleashed
Archive: PLEASE!
By: Fae De Luna and DDStalker
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing but the plot and only half of that.
A/N: Hello. This is DDStalker; I want to personally give all the reviewers a million dollars each. But since I don't even have a million dollars myself, a hug will have to do. Please don't attack me because of this. Sees angry reviewers attacking, hides behind Fae De Luna.
A/N 2: Steps aside to let attacking reviewers get to DDStalker. Sorry dude! It's every fanfic writer for herself. Anyway, please, read and REVIEW!!!!
Chapter 3: Where The Horrors Are Unleashed
After an hour of Mulder trying to get the chair off my body, we made our way to the first building that was hit. Well, not like it was hit by someone's hand but like someone took their air conditioning. You know what I mean. The building was a library and not just any library but the public library.
We walked into the library, not to be greeted by sweet little old ladies greeting us from the front desk, but by looking down a gun barrel of one of the nasty old librarians. Her gray wig was askew and she had on too much perfume. Instantly, Mulder fell down gagging on the air, thick with scent of perfume.
I dropped on the floor next to him but it was too late, he had already passed out. I banged my fists against his chest and cried out "WHY HIM!!! HE'S SO YOUNG! WHY? WHY?" Mulder started awake. I grabbed him and hugged him till his face turned blue from lack of oxygen. I let him go and started hitting him on the back so he could breathe better, but it just made it worse.
"Scully, just leave me alone." He finally cried out. So I did and looked up. Well I had saved Mulder from a death he didn't even know about; more old librarians had surrounded us with guns. Did I mention Mulder and I had causally left ours at the FBI office to get cleaned? Well now I did. So anyway…oh yeah back to the story.
Mulder being Mr. Macho Man decided to practice his karate moves on the ladies. Which would have worked if he had seen the lady behind him come up and hit him over the head with the butt of the gun. Great. Now I'm stuck in a library with old librarians with too much perfume with a unconscious partner. What's a girl to do?
"So lovely weather were having." Well might as well found out why perfectly nice old ladies decided to get guns and kill you for entering the library. This stuff doesn't happen any day. Well actually it does around Mulder.
"Lovely weather! Lovely weather!" One of them shrieked. Okay…not a good topic Dana. Hey since when did I have conversations with myself? Five minutes ago you moron. Oh that's nice. Then I realized one of the other old ladies was talking.
"Air conditioning goes missing suddenly and we're sooo hot. Why we drank all the cold beverages and now there's nothing! NOTHING!" She was yelling now. Then an idea occurred to me!
"Why don't you let me and my partner take you out for ice cream?" I asked slowly. They all tittered among themselves for a moment.
"We would love to join you and your handsome partner for ice cream." Just then Mulder woke up with a scream. I kicked him.
"Get up we're going out for ice cream." He just looked at me as if I lost it. And maybe I had. But we had a case to solve and old ladies to take out for ice cream. And we didn't have time to waste.
A/N: And that's the third chapter! Short, Stupid, And Sweet! YAY! I'm sooo smart now I do solemnly give this chapter to my brilliant/freaky co-author for beta-ing! Please review. I'll be your best friend, though why you want me to is beyond me. Just review for the sake of my sanity!!!!
DDStalker
A/N 2: Nothing further. The more reviews, the faster I write the next chapter. Feel free to review more than once.