Disclaimer- holy crap I forgot to put this in the last chapter boy do I
feel lame...oh before I start putting myself down even more let me just say I
don't own Inu and friends okie dokie lets get it on! ^_^
"What?" Miroku looked down and sure enough his cute bum (a/n Patty- Emmy get your mind out of the gutter! Emmy- oh its gonna stay there and swim around!) Was covered in strawberry goodness.
Miroku smiled "umm Sango as much as I like this would you mind getting off my lap?" Sango looked and just now realized were she was on Miroku. (Blush) "Oh gomen" Sango said a little to high-pitched.
Emily looked at what was on her "hello there what are you?" Emmy said with a stupid looking grin on her face. "My names shippo and this is kirara were demons." Shippo said face full of pride. "Oh isn't that.... nice...." Emily really didn't know what to say I mean that's not something you hear everyday. Emily looked around and spotted two people lying on top of each other.
Emily=o_0
"Kagome" inuyasha said breathlessly. Kagome looked deep into his eyes "yes inuyasha?" Usually this would end with a passionate kiss but knowing inu."Can you get off me I can't breathe." Kagome looked at him with an embarrassed face and mumbles an oh gomen. Emily looked a little sad for the girl in the sailor suite she looked like she wanted the kiss that should have came
Kagome looked around and saw Emily "oh my god how rude let me introduce all of us." Kagome said with cheerfulness in her voice. "That girl in the ponytail is Sango she's my best friend, the boy with the strawberry on his bum is Miroku but watch out he's a bit of a prev." Miroku looked at Emily with a dirty look that said, "Hey I wanna get in YOUR pants. Emily just looked disturbed. "You already know shippo and kirara, and that's inuyasha." Inuyasha looked at Emily with an I am better then you look and just said "feh!"
Emily smiled at kagome and said, "Hi my name Emily and that thing over there is my brother Mathew." "Matt my name is matt." matt looked upset he hated his name. After they all got to know each other and kagome told her their stories. "And then we got here." She said out of breath. "Wow that's cool! "Matt was looking at inuyasha like he was god "so bitch when are you gonna tell your lame story?" inu asked not really looking at Emily who's face looked red as a tomato. Emily started grinding her teeth. She looked at inu with fire in her eyes "don't call me bitch or you'll regret it." Inuyasha looked at her with a cocky grin "bitch bitch bitch you are a BITCH!" Emily looked at him with such an evil glare.
Matt knew what was coming because it had happened before. He quickly grabbed Shippo, Kirara, Sango, and Kagome he tried to get Miroku but his bum was almost glued to the fudging floor! Matt leaned over to Miroku and whispered in his ear "get down to the floor as low as you could get." Miroku nodded and got down flat on the hard cold tile kitchen floor. Matt the looked at his new friends "and you guys just be quite and stay in the living room ok." Kagome had a worried face "what about inuyasha?" Matt looked very grim "its out of my hands."
Emily and Inuyasha were locked in a stare off you know when you look into the other persons eye fantasizing about crushing there head with your huge math book...(a/n Patty-Emily your thinking about your math teacher again Emmy- ehehehehe sorry) suddenly flames came out of no wear. Then Emily pulled out a handmade you- gi- oh card thingy, you could tell it was homemade by the crapy drawing misspelled words and sloppy gluing inuyasha just stared " I call upon bubba the man eating cat who wont leave you the frick alone if he's hungry HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*hack cough deep gasp*HAHAHA! Emily stayed like that for about 15 mins then the flames went away "one second please." Emily said in an embarrassed monotone voice
Backstage
"Grrr god danm it!" Emily said, as she was looking for someone "Steve were the hell are you!" "Im right here Emmy!" "Steve what is your job?" Emily asked in a sweet 4 year old voice. "Uhhhh special affects." "Well WERE ARE THEY?" Emily said while screaming in his ear. "Sorry I was eating a sandwich." Steve said in a little voice.
¬_¬ = Emily ^_^* = Steve
"just do your job." Emily said as she closed the door. As soon as Emily left Steve gave her the finger "DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT SIR OR I WILL CUT OF YOUR OWN DICK AND ASS RAPE YOU WITH IT!" Emily screamed. "That's just plain creepy "Steve said as he went back to his job.
Back to the story
Emily pulled out a handmade you- gi- oh card thingy, you could tell it was homemade by the crapy drawing misspelled words and sloppy gluing inuyasha just stared "I call upon bubba the man eating cat who wont leave you the frick alone if he's hungry HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*hack cough deep gasp*HAHAHA! Suddenly flames came out of the floor inuyasha looked really confused and dare I say scared. Then he heard a loud "grrrrrrrr hiss!" as soon as inuyasha had turned around something jumped on his face and locked on like those aliens in the movie ALIENS.
TIME STOOD STILL (Heart beat in the background)
Everyone's face was this 0_o well except for Emily and inuyasha. You see Emily had a smug happy little cupcake face when inuyasha's was err ummm....
OH GOD OH MY GOD GETITOFFGETITOFF KAGOME FOR CRIST SAKE DON'T JUST STAND THERE SHOOT IT AHHHHHH!
ThUmP
Inuyasha had ran into a wall knocking him unconscious. Bubba unhooked from his face and walked by Emily who picked him up "awwww who's my pwetty wittle kitty!" bubba looked up with an annoyed face "I know who's getting tuna.." then bubba had a happy face "Meow" he said then he jumped out of her arms and walked into her bedroom but before he when the looked at kirara and winked and kirara blushed ( Patty-can cats blush Emily- they do now.)
Kagome ran over to inuyasha and dragged him over to the couch. "Here "matt said as he gave her a wet cloth to put on inuyasha's head. "Thanks matt do you have any aspirin?" "Yeah kag hold on." Matt said as he went back to the pantry. "Ok Miroku I have a plan to get you off the floor" Emily said as she rolled up her sleeves. "Ok listen when I take your hands im going to pull you so try to push your self up alright." But Miroku had a plan himself "ok 1,2,3 goooooo OH!" when he was supposed to push he pulled Emily into him also getting her stuck in the mess "Miroku why did you do that!" but he wasn't listening to her "Sango me and Emily are stuck come help use oh and be sure to wear your battle armor!" Sango and Emily at the same time cracked him one over the head "pervert" they said at the same time
15 mins latter
Sango had finally persuaded Emily to let her use her sword to cut them loose. "Ahh free at last!" inuyasha had just woke up and fell back down again but not from pain from laughing so hard. Emily ran into the bathroom and screamed and screamed "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh" she wailed as she ran around the house "my hair my hair my beautiful brown hair nooooooooo." She sobbed. She was crying because she looked like a person from Dragon Ball Z. then everyone including the animals burst into tears of laughter Emily glared at all of them "I hate toaster strudels."
Hey wasn't that a good chapter * chirp chirp chirp* well review and tell me what you think.
Also thank 2 shiroryu of the moon, Vampire-Demoness, Mad-Cabbage, Allen brideau (akustaz0668@wowway.com) anonymous for the reviews this chapter was for all of you!
"What?" Miroku looked down and sure enough his cute bum (a/n Patty- Emmy get your mind out of the gutter! Emmy- oh its gonna stay there and swim around!) Was covered in strawberry goodness.
Miroku smiled "umm Sango as much as I like this would you mind getting off my lap?" Sango looked and just now realized were she was on Miroku. (Blush) "Oh gomen" Sango said a little to high-pitched.
Emily looked at what was on her "hello there what are you?" Emmy said with a stupid looking grin on her face. "My names shippo and this is kirara were demons." Shippo said face full of pride. "Oh isn't that.... nice...." Emily really didn't know what to say I mean that's not something you hear everyday. Emily looked around and spotted two people lying on top of each other.
Emily=o_0
"Kagome" inuyasha said breathlessly. Kagome looked deep into his eyes "yes inuyasha?" Usually this would end with a passionate kiss but knowing inu."Can you get off me I can't breathe." Kagome looked at him with an embarrassed face and mumbles an oh gomen. Emily looked a little sad for the girl in the sailor suite she looked like she wanted the kiss that should have came
Kagome looked around and saw Emily "oh my god how rude let me introduce all of us." Kagome said with cheerfulness in her voice. "That girl in the ponytail is Sango she's my best friend, the boy with the strawberry on his bum is Miroku but watch out he's a bit of a prev." Miroku looked at Emily with a dirty look that said, "Hey I wanna get in YOUR pants. Emily just looked disturbed. "You already know shippo and kirara, and that's inuyasha." Inuyasha looked at Emily with an I am better then you look and just said "feh!"
Emily smiled at kagome and said, "Hi my name Emily and that thing over there is my brother Mathew." "Matt my name is matt." matt looked upset he hated his name. After they all got to know each other and kagome told her their stories. "And then we got here." She said out of breath. "Wow that's cool! "Matt was looking at inuyasha like he was god "so bitch when are you gonna tell your lame story?" inu asked not really looking at Emily who's face looked red as a tomato. Emily started grinding her teeth. She looked at inu with fire in her eyes "don't call me bitch or you'll regret it." Inuyasha looked at her with a cocky grin "bitch bitch bitch you are a BITCH!" Emily looked at him with such an evil glare.
Matt knew what was coming because it had happened before. He quickly grabbed Shippo, Kirara, Sango, and Kagome he tried to get Miroku but his bum was almost glued to the fudging floor! Matt leaned over to Miroku and whispered in his ear "get down to the floor as low as you could get." Miroku nodded and got down flat on the hard cold tile kitchen floor. Matt the looked at his new friends "and you guys just be quite and stay in the living room ok." Kagome had a worried face "what about inuyasha?" Matt looked very grim "its out of my hands."
Emily and Inuyasha were locked in a stare off you know when you look into the other persons eye fantasizing about crushing there head with your huge math book...(a/n Patty-Emily your thinking about your math teacher again Emmy- ehehehehe sorry) suddenly flames came out of no wear. Then Emily pulled out a handmade you- gi- oh card thingy, you could tell it was homemade by the crapy drawing misspelled words and sloppy gluing inuyasha just stared " I call upon bubba the man eating cat who wont leave you the frick alone if he's hungry HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*hack cough deep gasp*HAHAHA! Emily stayed like that for about 15 mins then the flames went away "one second please." Emily said in an embarrassed monotone voice
Backstage
"Grrr god danm it!" Emily said, as she was looking for someone "Steve were the hell are you!" "Im right here Emmy!" "Steve what is your job?" Emily asked in a sweet 4 year old voice. "Uhhhh special affects." "Well WERE ARE THEY?" Emily said while screaming in his ear. "Sorry I was eating a sandwich." Steve said in a little voice.
¬_¬ = Emily ^_^* = Steve
"just do your job." Emily said as she closed the door. As soon as Emily left Steve gave her the finger "DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT SIR OR I WILL CUT OF YOUR OWN DICK AND ASS RAPE YOU WITH IT!" Emily screamed. "That's just plain creepy "Steve said as he went back to his job.
Back to the story
Emily pulled out a handmade you- gi- oh card thingy, you could tell it was homemade by the crapy drawing misspelled words and sloppy gluing inuyasha just stared "I call upon bubba the man eating cat who wont leave you the frick alone if he's hungry HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*hack cough deep gasp*HAHAHA! Suddenly flames came out of the floor inuyasha looked really confused and dare I say scared. Then he heard a loud "grrrrrrrr hiss!" as soon as inuyasha had turned around something jumped on his face and locked on like those aliens in the movie ALIENS.
TIME STOOD STILL (Heart beat in the background)
Everyone's face was this 0_o well except for Emily and inuyasha. You see Emily had a smug happy little cupcake face when inuyasha's was err ummm....
OH GOD OH MY GOD GETITOFFGETITOFF KAGOME FOR CRIST SAKE DON'T JUST STAND THERE SHOOT IT AHHHHHH!
ThUmP
Inuyasha had ran into a wall knocking him unconscious. Bubba unhooked from his face and walked by Emily who picked him up "awwww who's my pwetty wittle kitty!" bubba looked up with an annoyed face "I know who's getting tuna.." then bubba had a happy face "Meow" he said then he jumped out of her arms and walked into her bedroom but before he when the looked at kirara and winked and kirara blushed ( Patty-can cats blush Emily- they do now.)
Kagome ran over to inuyasha and dragged him over to the couch. "Here "matt said as he gave her a wet cloth to put on inuyasha's head. "Thanks matt do you have any aspirin?" "Yeah kag hold on." Matt said as he went back to the pantry. "Ok Miroku I have a plan to get you off the floor" Emily said as she rolled up her sleeves. "Ok listen when I take your hands im going to pull you so try to push your self up alright." But Miroku had a plan himself "ok 1,2,3 goooooo OH!" when he was supposed to push he pulled Emily into him also getting her stuck in the mess "Miroku why did you do that!" but he wasn't listening to her "Sango me and Emily are stuck come help use oh and be sure to wear your battle armor!" Sango and Emily at the same time cracked him one over the head "pervert" they said at the same time
15 mins latter
Sango had finally persuaded Emily to let her use her sword to cut them loose. "Ahh free at last!" inuyasha had just woke up and fell back down again but not from pain from laughing so hard. Emily ran into the bathroom and screamed and screamed "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh" she wailed as she ran around the house "my hair my hair my beautiful brown hair nooooooooo." She sobbed. She was crying because she looked like a person from Dragon Ball Z. then everyone including the animals burst into tears of laughter Emily glared at all of them "I hate toaster strudels."
Hey wasn't that a good chapter * chirp chirp chirp* well review and tell me what you think.
Also thank 2 shiroryu of the moon, Vampire-Demoness, Mad-Cabbage, Allen brideau (akustaz0668@wowway.com) anonymous for the reviews this chapter was for all of you!