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"Don't worry Emmy it's not THAT bad." Kagome said as the walked out of the bathroom. Emily just glared "I look like a drag queen on crack and don't lie I can see it in your eyes." Kagome had talked Emmy into letting her cut her hair to get all the ummm lets call it "strawberries goodness" because as you remember she looked like a Dragon Ball Z person. "My mums going to kill me." Emily muttered. "Well" kagome said with a hint of annoyance in her voice as she reached out of her shirt (a/n. that's is what my friend dose only she does it with money we call it The First National Bank Of Jessa.) "At lest you don't look like THIS!" It was a picture but not just any picture you see it was a picture of Kikyou. Now for some that's enough to make them vomit but no Kagome had to go the extra mile. It was Kikyou in a teeny weenie iddy biddy yellow poke-a-dot bikini (PATTY- for crying out loud are you try to get rid of your reviewers?)
"OH MYGOD WHAT THE CRAP!" Emily shrieked she looked terrified of the picture in Kagome's hand "PUT THAT AWAY BETTER YET BURN IT! BURN IT NOW! "WILL YOU SHUT UP!" inuyasha screamed from the living room "I AM TRYING TO WATCH ANIMAL PLANET!" Emily and Kagome looked at each other and started laughing "what?" inuyasha asked innocently. On the TV sure it was animal planet but it was one of those special episodes of ANIMAL BREEDING and today they were talking about the oh so wonderful animal the dog. "What?" inuyasha asked all innocent? Emily looked him right in the eye and said, "You jerk off to this don't you?" "WHAT!" inuyasha screamed kagome just laughed, "don't lie you crank off don't you, you like to take Tetsusaiga jr. and wind scar don't you...wanker." That was it for kagome she was in tears from laughing inuyasha was mortified and Emily had a smile on her face.
DING DONG
Emily's eyes got all sparkly and other crap like that and ran to the door "who is it?" she said in a sing song voice "open mortal." Said the voice on the other side "PATTY!" Emily squealed in delight as she opened the door and practically jumped on poor patty. Patty looked at Emily with amusement "nice hair we should call bob." "Stuff it "Emily grumbled, "So what's this I hear about masturbating to animal planet?" "Oh just inuyasha and his sick pleasers." Patty looked at Emily "who?" Emily sat patty down and told her everything. "So can I meet them they sound interesting. As soon as patty said if she could meet then all of them came out and went in a line like the children in THE SOUND OF MUSIC. Emily looked at them in horror she kept having flashbacks of Miss Jury a 65-year-old woman who loved to throw chairs scream and make her life hell
1 hour latter
Patty had a blank stare then a smile "ok that's cool, now the reason I am here Emily good news new clothes and things a hot topic we NEED to go to the mall." Emily smiled as she looked at her new friends "that's a good idea patsy they need some new clothes if there gonna stay here a while. Inuyasha looked peeved "who said were staying huh?" Emily just smiled " well genius do YOU have a plan to get you guys back to the feudal era?" inuyasha looked down "that's what I thought."
"Umm Emily." "Yes kagome." "How are we getting there?" ....... "Crap."
Using author powers Emily teleported them all to the mall and gave Emily a credit card with all the money she needs (I love author powers don't you?)
"Okay guys lets go shop for kick ass clothes!" patty said smiling, as she looked at the sign HOT TOPIC. As soon as they saw the store they ran in like fat ladies at a free sample cart.
Ok this is what they got
Inuyasha - 6 pair's of black shorts that come to the knee (dickies) a pair of black converse (size 16) and really sarcastic shirts that I will mention latter.
Miroku -clothes were the same as inuyasha's only his shoes size was 15 and instead of sarcastic shirts he got shirt's that related you guessed it sex.
Sango and patty- they were the same size so they got of its that they could share because it turned out patty had a fight with chuck (her mums boyfriend) and left the house to live at Emily 's for a while so they got 2 pairs of shorts like the boy's (one pair dark blue the other black) six pairs of black phat pants and they each got some good shirts
Shippo didn't get anything because he could transform into a little boy with clothes.
Kirara- spiked kitty collar with a flame charm.
Emmy- bright blue color hair dye lime green phat pants orange converse size 6 in a half in men's and a hot pink shirt that said "I would love to have a battle of wits with you but you seem unarmed."
Kagome- 6 Minnie Skirts black and cute little black shirts a pair of black converse umm a whip
Now your probably thinking to yourself a whip why well at HOT TOPICE she was staring at inuyasha who was having a conversation about string with Emily when out of no ware a goth girl that worked there said "do you like him?" kagome just nodded with a sad smile and said "yes but I don't think he likes me." The girl smiled "here try this it got me hooked up with my boy and me and him a getting married soon." She said as she handed kagome a package. Kagome looked at it and grinned ear to ear. The box read HOW TO BE A DOMENATIC'S THE ART OF SEDUCTIOIN.
Emily paid for all the stuff
When they walked out they met up with shippo and matt who were at they toy store and came back with smiles ear to ear. "Kagome look I got a bayblade matt says it's like a top see." Shippo said while demonstrating the top. But as soon as the top hit the floor a big fat guy came and squashed it like a bug. Shippo's eyes got all watery and crap and started to bawl. " HEY SCREW YOU HIPPY!" Emily screamed at the fat guy who was eyeing kirara like she was a roasted turkey. "Are you talking to me little girl!"
Thus begins the battle of the burn
"No I was talken to yo mama yeah I was taken to you!"
OHHHHHHH
Fat Guy- "well at lest I have a mama and no two daddies!"
OHHHHHHHHH
"BRING IT ON BITCH!"
OHHHHHHHHHHH
Fat Guy- "ITS ALREAD BEEN BROUGHTEN BITCH!"
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"YEAH BITCH I ALREADY PUT IT ON THE TABLE AND OPENED IT BITCH!"
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That was it Emily had won the battle the fat guy looked at her and stared crying and wined for his mommy Shippo looked up at him and kicked in the shin and mumbled, "bitch."
± at home ±
Miroku and patty really hit it off and became fast friends. They had found out that there favorite song's were they same
"Lets talk about sex baby Lets talk about you and me Lets talk about all the good things And the bad things Yeah yeah lets talk about sex."
Shippo came up to Emily while the idiots were singing "Emily what's sex?"
Everyone looked at shippo
Emily had to think fast "ummm sex is when two people fight and call each others name and you should never disturb them when they are having sex or uhhhh they kill you." Everyone looked at Emily like she was on crack "ohhh because if that's sex inuyasha and kagome have sex all the time." Shippo said with a smile.
A/N lol I loved this chapter my birthdays on the 6th and school is out soon weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Please review!
"Don't worry Emmy it's not THAT bad." Kagome said as the walked out of the bathroom. Emily just glared "I look like a drag queen on crack and don't lie I can see it in your eyes." Kagome had talked Emmy into letting her cut her hair to get all the ummm lets call it "strawberries goodness" because as you remember she looked like a Dragon Ball Z person. "My mums going to kill me." Emily muttered. "Well" kagome said with a hint of annoyance in her voice as she reached out of her shirt (a/n. that's is what my friend dose only she does it with money we call it The First National Bank Of Jessa.) "At lest you don't look like THIS!" It was a picture but not just any picture you see it was a picture of Kikyou. Now for some that's enough to make them vomit but no Kagome had to go the extra mile. It was Kikyou in a teeny weenie iddy biddy yellow poke-a-dot bikini (PATTY- for crying out loud are you try to get rid of your reviewers?)
"OH MYGOD WHAT THE CRAP!" Emily shrieked she looked terrified of the picture in Kagome's hand "PUT THAT AWAY BETTER YET BURN IT! BURN IT NOW! "WILL YOU SHUT UP!" inuyasha screamed from the living room "I AM TRYING TO WATCH ANIMAL PLANET!" Emily and Kagome looked at each other and started laughing "what?" inuyasha asked innocently. On the TV sure it was animal planet but it was one of those special episodes of ANIMAL BREEDING and today they were talking about the oh so wonderful animal the dog. "What?" inuyasha asked all innocent? Emily looked him right in the eye and said, "You jerk off to this don't you?" "WHAT!" inuyasha screamed kagome just laughed, "don't lie you crank off don't you, you like to take Tetsusaiga jr. and wind scar don't you...wanker." That was it for kagome she was in tears from laughing inuyasha was mortified and Emily had a smile on her face.
DING DONG
Emily's eyes got all sparkly and other crap like that and ran to the door "who is it?" she said in a sing song voice "open mortal." Said the voice on the other side "PATTY!" Emily squealed in delight as she opened the door and practically jumped on poor patty. Patty looked at Emily with amusement "nice hair we should call bob." "Stuff it "Emily grumbled, "So what's this I hear about masturbating to animal planet?" "Oh just inuyasha and his sick pleasers." Patty looked at Emily "who?" Emily sat patty down and told her everything. "So can I meet them they sound interesting. As soon as patty said if she could meet then all of them came out and went in a line like the children in THE SOUND OF MUSIC. Emily looked at them in horror she kept having flashbacks of Miss Jury a 65-year-old woman who loved to throw chairs scream and make her life hell
1 hour latter
Patty had a blank stare then a smile "ok that's cool, now the reason I am here Emily good news new clothes and things a hot topic we NEED to go to the mall." Emily smiled as she looked at her new friends "that's a good idea patsy they need some new clothes if there gonna stay here a while. Inuyasha looked peeved "who said were staying huh?" Emily just smiled " well genius do YOU have a plan to get you guys back to the feudal era?" inuyasha looked down "that's what I thought."
"Umm Emily." "Yes kagome." "How are we getting there?" ....... "Crap."
Using author powers Emily teleported them all to the mall and gave Emily a credit card with all the money she needs (I love author powers don't you?)
"Okay guys lets go shop for kick ass clothes!" patty said smiling, as she looked at the sign HOT TOPIC. As soon as they saw the store they ran in like fat ladies at a free sample cart.
Ok this is what they got
Inuyasha - 6 pair's of black shorts that come to the knee (dickies) a pair of black converse (size 16) and really sarcastic shirts that I will mention latter.
Miroku -clothes were the same as inuyasha's only his shoes size was 15 and instead of sarcastic shirts he got shirt's that related you guessed it sex.
Sango and patty- they were the same size so they got of its that they could share because it turned out patty had a fight with chuck (her mums boyfriend) and left the house to live at Emily 's for a while so they got 2 pairs of shorts like the boy's (one pair dark blue the other black) six pairs of black phat pants and they each got some good shirts
Shippo didn't get anything because he could transform into a little boy with clothes.
Kirara- spiked kitty collar with a flame charm.
Emmy- bright blue color hair dye lime green phat pants orange converse size 6 in a half in men's and a hot pink shirt that said "I would love to have a battle of wits with you but you seem unarmed."
Kagome- 6 Minnie Skirts black and cute little black shirts a pair of black converse umm a whip
Now your probably thinking to yourself a whip why well at HOT TOPICE she was staring at inuyasha who was having a conversation about string with Emily when out of no ware a goth girl that worked there said "do you like him?" kagome just nodded with a sad smile and said "yes but I don't think he likes me." The girl smiled "here try this it got me hooked up with my boy and me and him a getting married soon." She said as she handed kagome a package. Kagome looked at it and grinned ear to ear. The box read HOW TO BE A DOMENATIC'S THE ART OF SEDUCTIOIN.
Emily paid for all the stuff
When they walked out they met up with shippo and matt who were at they toy store and came back with smiles ear to ear. "Kagome look I got a bayblade matt says it's like a top see." Shippo said while demonstrating the top. But as soon as the top hit the floor a big fat guy came and squashed it like a bug. Shippo's eyes got all watery and crap and started to bawl. " HEY SCREW YOU HIPPY!" Emily screamed at the fat guy who was eyeing kirara like she was a roasted turkey. "Are you talking to me little girl!"
Thus begins the battle of the burn
"No I was talken to yo mama yeah I was taken to you!"
OHHHHHHH
Fat Guy- "well at lest I have a mama and no two daddies!"
OHHHHHHHHH
"BRING IT ON BITCH!"
OHHHHHHHHHHH
Fat Guy- "ITS ALREAD BEEN BROUGHTEN BITCH!"
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"YEAH BITCH I ALREADY PUT IT ON THE TABLE AND OPENED IT BITCH!"
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That was it Emily had won the battle the fat guy looked at her and stared crying and wined for his mommy Shippo looked up at him and kicked in the shin and mumbled, "bitch."
± at home ±
Miroku and patty really hit it off and became fast friends. They had found out that there favorite song's were they same
"Lets talk about sex baby Lets talk about you and me Lets talk about all the good things And the bad things Yeah yeah lets talk about sex."
Shippo came up to Emily while the idiots were singing "Emily what's sex?"
Everyone looked at shippo
Emily had to think fast "ummm sex is when two people fight and call each others name and you should never disturb them when they are having sex or uhhhh they kill you." Everyone looked at Emily like she was on crack "ohhh because if that's sex inuyasha and kagome have sex all the time." Shippo said with a smile.
A/N lol I loved this chapter my birthdays on the 6th and school is out soon weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Please review!