Ch 5

What the fork!

HAHAHAHAHAHA you think there HAHAHAHA yeah like I would let that happen!

In the car

Emily was driving...even though she was 14 she was driving. Miroku and Sango didn't know why you had to be an age to drive but soon they found out why.

4 hit cars a dead cat and a big cop chase later they arrived at Chuckie Cheese. Matt who lived with his sister was ok with the hole ordeal but the other's were ummm "WHAT THE FORK EMILY" Miroku, Sango, Patty and Shippo screamed together as they sat on a bench trying to breath. "Well lets just put that in the past and go in eat pizza till we explode and have a great time." Emily said still pissed from the cop asking why is there a 10 year old driving a car.

At home

"Kagome listen I like you but don't you think its kind of sudden?" Kagome looked so embarrassed (he doesn't want me...) she thought sadly "I'm sorry inuyasha" kagome said as she ran out the room. "Kagome wait!" he said but she just ran into matt's room and locked the door she was to humiliated to even look at him. She pulled off the wig and wiped her lipstick off and a tear slid down her cheek.

Chuckie Cheese

As soon as they walked through the door Shippo's eyes lit up "Oh my gods this place is so COOL!" he said happily as he and matt ran to the ball pit. Emily, Patty, Miroku, and Sango sat down at a booth. "Hmmm what's on the menu today." Emily said to her self as she looked at her choices. Patty looked at her annoyed "Emily you have two choices a crappy hot dog or burn pizza take a pick." Emily looked at Miroku and Sango "What do you guys want?" Both of there choices sounded bad I mean come on who wants to eat a dog inuyasha would be insulted so they both looked at each other and said "Pizza."

Matt and Shippo were having a wonderful time until they saw him...

THE FAT GUY FROM THE MALL!

They tried to run but the glutton saw the first and grabbed them. "So where's your bitchy big sister huh?" he said as he laughed. Matt tried not to pass out I mean the guys breath was kicken like a soccer team. "ICKKY here have a mint you need it more then I do." He said as he tossed the little mint down the black hole that was the fat man mouth. Shippo was scared and did the logical thing "HELP EMILY SANGO MIRROKU PATTY HELP!" Of course they came running over Emily gave him a cocky smirk (seems inuyasha is haven an affect on her huh – patty) "came back for more huh well come get some." The large man dropped the boy and waddled over to Emily and grabbed her and amazingly he ran to the tunnels and fit. "AHHHHH HELP INUYASHA!" Emily screamed as the fat guy go to the top of the tunnel thing and it looked like when King Kong took that girl at the top of the empire state building. "Emily looked down at everyone "Well don't just stand their help me!" they all scrambled into the tunnels a different openings hoping at least one would reach Emily.

At Home

"Inuyasha felt really bad for kagome and he was about to talk to her when he herd something it was really far away but he swore on his life he heard Emily screaming for him so are hero hanyou ran into the night going to save his new pain in the ass friend.

Back a the hell hole

"So what are you going to do to me deep fry me?" Emily said giving him a glare. "No I'm going to cook you rotisserie style. He said licking his lips. Emily looked scared shitless "holy shit dude I was joking." The man looked at her "Yeah well I'm not." Emily fainted

"Miroku wear are you?" Sango said she left so stupid that she was lost in this child's play thing she had already found patty matt and shippo all she had to was find

(GROPE GROPE)

Sango kick right behind her "Found ya."

Inuyasha crashed right through the doors and looked around suddenly a big mouse thing came and hugged him "Welcome to Chuckie cheese we hope you enjoy your time in the best place were a kid can be a kid!" Inuyasha just stared at the mouse thing and moved away.... Far far away. Inuyasha looked up and saw what he was looking for "EMILY ARE YOU OK?" but Emily had fainted and did not respond that's when inuyasha leapt up there and took out his famous sword "Give me the girl or I'll crave you like a Christmas Goose." (How does he know what Christmas is? –patty Stuff it – Emily)

The fat man looked at inuyasha then at the door "Until we meet again inuyasha." As he tossed Emily to inuyasha's feet and ran off into the city.

"Danm it" inuyasha said as the man left he looked down at Emily with annoyed glanced but then softened "come on you let's get you its just not are day huh." He said as he picked Emily up and jumped down. Everyone had come out of the tunnels all right accept Miroku. Patty looked at him "Wow what happened to you? You looked like you got kick all up in the face." Sango glared at Miroku "Right on the money." she said. Matt looked at his sister "Is she going to be ok?" he said worriedly "She'll be fine she just fainted." inuyasha said patting matt on the back. "Well Emily's worst fears are cannibalistic people and heights." Patty said "That and clowns.". Everyone looked at patty "WHAT ITS TRUE." She said. "Ok well im gonna take her home patty drive the car ok." Inuyasha said as he walked out the door. "Don't worry guys I'm a great driver." Patty said full of confidence. Matt looked at her dryly "ya well if you're a good driver then Michele Jackson's nose is real."