Day 4 In the Big Brother Mansion
12:45am
Scott in a bid to stay in the house is running around nude and freshly shaven.
Bobby has just woken up and looks at the naked Scott and begins to drool "Sausages!"
"OW!" Scott yelps "Bobby please don't do that again!"
12:59am
In order to bond with his rival in the house Logan is having a nude session in the hot tub with Victor and Hank has joined them.
"Hank you're getting blue fur all in the water!" Victor moans
"Well you've made the water brown but do you hear me complaining?" Hank asks
"He's gotta point bub!"
"I wasn't aware that the hot tub had a built in Jacuzzi!" Hank exclaimed as bubbles burst to the surface
Victor blushes
Scott runs up, naked and excited (not that kind of excited get your head out of the gutter…sheesh!) "Can I come in too?"
All the guy's in the hot tub "NO!"
Scott walks off dejected.
Camera pans to the bushes where Jubilee, Jean, Ororo, and Rogue are hiding.
"You getting a load of your man over there's body?" Ororo giggles to Jean
"Mmm…Scott is rather masculine"
The other females look at Jean as if she's grown a spare head "EW!"
"Actually I was referring to Logan! Get a load of his pecks!" Ororo giggles excitedly again
"How can you tell though all that hair? He's fuzzier than Hank!" Jean peers over the hedge
"Yummy something to get stuck in your teeth….or floss with!" Jubilee giggles everyone stares at her in disgust.
"Ah think that they shoulda asked the swamp rat to join 'em" Rogue sulks
"You fancy him don't you?" Jubilee asks with keen perception…well compared to the other 3!
"Ah do not! Ah am just interested in his figure is all!"
"Roguey's gotta boyfriend Roguey's gotta boyfriend!" Jubilee sings before getting thumped around the head
"Ow!"
"Aww….bless look at Scott he's got a bit of dirt on his cheek!" Jean runs off licking her thumb ready to help groom her boyfriend
Mystique walks over "Is that Victor…naked?" Swoons
"Yes"
"I haven't seen a sight as nice as that since Graydon's conception!"
"Ew Ew Ew! More information than we needed Mystique!" Jubilee spits on the floor trying to force out the images…hey a girl deals with these things in her own way.
"Well I'm going to go join them!"
"Mystique ya crazy Sugah! Look it's…naked…men!" Rogue says in astonishment
"What have I got to lose?" Mystique shoot's over her shoulder as she marches over to the hot tub.
2:43PM
The group are in the garden sunbathing and swimming. The female housemates are all giving Mystique the silent treatment for stealing the male housemates attention, Jean and Rogue appear to be the ring leaders.
Rogue sits up abruptly on her sun bed "Lynch her!" She points at where Mystique is sunbathing topless
Jean grabs a pitch fork used to clean the chickens out.
"Don't you think that's taking it a bit far ladies?"
Hanks question is met by a group scowl (and who said that these girls aren't bonding?)
Mystique walks past and stops in front of Rogue "Reminder ladies hating me won't make you pretty! Besides just because I flirt doesn't mean that I'm interested!"
"That makes it so much better does it?" Jean asks angrily
"I don't know why you give a damn ginge it isn't like I would even look at that pathetic excuse of a man!" Mystique motions over at Scott who is wearing pink Speedo's.
"Oh! She does have a point!" Rogue concedes
"And what does that mean?" Jean fumes
All the girl's suddenly become interested in the cleaning of the chicken coup for the first time since entering the house.
7:56PM
Eric's powers are on the blink.
"ARGH! The paper clips….they're attacking sniff me!" Bobby squeals hiding behind Hank
"I really do apologise for this!" Eric says with a blush before the metal toaster flies at him and sticks to his head.
"I really wouldn't come into the kitchen…main living area…place if I was you Logan!" Victor yell's in the direction of the bedroom where Logan was sleeping
Logan pokes his head around the door "Why?"
Logan suddenly begins hurtling towards Eric's head that's to the magnetic force.
"Eric do something!" Bobby squeals like a pig.
"I'm trying!"
"DUCK!"
Clunk
"Ow!"
"You know Maggie it's a good thing that you where that bucket on your head who knows what would have happened or else!"
Day 5 in the Big Brother Mansion A.K.A Eviction Day!!
9:37AM
Bobby awakes the rest of the housemates with his screams of terror.
Victor runs over to give the kid a hug!
"He's playin' fer votes!" Logan growls to Eric who nods sagely
"What's wrong Bobby?" Victor asks
"I had dream where I ate a 10 pound marshmallow" Bobby gulps dryly "And…" he falters clearly distressed "…and when I woke up my pillow was gone and now I'm spitting feathers" He demonstrated coughing feathers all over Victor.
"Argh get them off! Get them off!" Victor claws at his face
11:13AM
Remy is discussing the merits of Tequila with Hank.
"You'll never get to heaven if you abuse alcohol to such an extent!" Hank points out
"Well maybe Gambit don't wanna go to heaven if there's no Tequila there!" Gambit sulks folding his arms over his chest.
Hank changes the topic dropping his voice to a whisper "Who do you think will be evicted tonight?"
Remy smiles confidently "It will be that flasher guy!"
"Who Scott?"
"Umm…I tink dats his name yes."
They sit in silence for a couple of seconds.
"How are things going between you and Rogue?"
"Dis Cajun ain't gonna waste anymore time chasin' dat gal, if we were meant to chase dem don't you think dat God would have made 'em worth chasin'?" Remy asks bitterly
"But I thought that you really liked her…mumph!" Remy clasps a hand over Hank's mouth
"Ssshhh…keep it quiet will you! I don't want her to know, it will ruin my plan!"
"What plans that then?" Hank asks when Remy removes his hand
"The I ain't interested in you so you'll have to make the first move plan!"
"Oh…er…okay!"
12:48AM
Rogue and Hank are talking in the bathroom.
"The Swamprat said what?!"
"I don't think that I should have told you that!" Hank says slapping his head
Rogue marches out of the kitchen to where Remy is sat in the garden.
"Bonjour!" Remy greets her
Whack!
Rogue punches Remy making his nosebleed
"You know belle when me and you met the Angels whispered perfect!"
3:22PM
Jubilee has gone out to feed the chickens.
"Hi Charlene, hey Niksheeta, hello Carmel, how's it going Sylvia, laid any eggs recently Bertha, howdy Kevin…" Jubilee greets the chickens "…hey where's Catherine?"
The camera pans to where Victor is pulling brown feathers out of his mouth.
"Victor have you seen Catherine?" Jubilee asks
Victor smiles a feathery smile while shaking his head innocently, before coughing up a chicken leg.
"Oh okay she must have flown away!"
6:01PM Eviction time
The housemate are gathered in the sitting area
"The first housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother Mansion is ….. MYSTIQUE!"
"What?!" Mystique cries outraged
"Mystique you have an hour to gather your belongings and say your goodbyes!"
Mystique shape shifts to look like Bobby and joins the real Bobby in his marathon around the house. After 5 minutes the housemates can no longer tell Mystique apart from Bobby.
"Well one of them is going to have to go!" Jean says arms folded over her chest
6:30PM
The housemates are quizzing the 2 Bobby's in order to tell them apart.
"Okay draw what you dreamed about last night"
Both Bobby's drew huge marshmallows
"Umm…draw…er…what you're thinking of right now"
"Eric how is that
going to help?"
"Can you think of any better questions?"
"Point taken!"
Hank raises his hand "I can!"
"Go ahead!"
"Draw Abraham Lincoln"
One Bobby drew the former president of the U.S.A and one drew a guinea pig.
"That's the impostor" Hank said pointing at the one who drew Abraham Lincoln as the former president
"How did you know?" Mystique asked changing back to her blue scaly self.
"Quite simple my dear A) the real Bobby hasn't got a clue who the real Abraham Lincoln was B) that's Bobby's Guinea pigs name!"
7:00PM
Mystique exit's the Big Brother house leaving the male housemates distraught and inconsolable.
"I'm gonna miss that girl's boobys!" Victor sighs
"Really Gambit's gonna miss her cute butt!"
Thump!
"Ow!"
Rogue marches out of the room leaving Remy with a black eye
"She loves me…she just don't know it yet!"
8:36PM
The male house mates have all squashed into the diary room (minus Bobby who is shelling peas) to speak to Big Brother.
Logan steps forward as the spokesperson "We want Mystique back…"
The males blink expectantly at the camera
"…or a stripper same thing really, what evers easier" Logan adds
"Big Brother will consider your question and get back to you"
The guy's mutter a thank you and are just about to leave the diary room when Big Brother continues "I thought about it and the answer is no!" Big brother breaks down into hysterical laughter
"Come again bub!"
"NO!"
Snickt "You might want ta reconsider!"
Big Brother continues laughing, Logan advances on the camera and the screen dissolves into static.
The guys leave the diary room where Eric hits Logan on the head "You've killed Big Brother you knucklehead!"
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