Ok disclaimer as seen in 1st chapter.

Thanks to Chaosgoat and NCSGirl (as always) for reviewing me! Please if you read this review me else it may not continue much longer coz I find it really hard to write and get motivated for.

Oh and NCSGirl there will be one more chapter guaranteed with pixie sticks for Bobby and Jubes! And we both know who's leaving in that chapter winks!

Day 6 in the Big Brother mansion nomination day

7:01AM

Logan has come to the diary room to check on big brother. He pokes head around door.

"Hello Logan"

Logan jumps and runs from diary room to the boy's bedroom and begins shaking Eric awake.

"What?!" Eric asks angrily

"I told you I didn't kill big brother!" Logan announces triumphantly

Logan suddenly gets slammed against the wall by Eric using his powers of magnetism.

Logan runs his head "Sheesh remind me not to speak to you until you've had your coffee in the morning!"

8:25AM

Eric has come to the diary room

"Hello Eric!"

"Hello Big Brother, I've come to you about two things really, firstly about arranging some kind of intravenous tube filled with coffee so I can absorb it quicker."

"That would be against Big brother rule 2876 which clearly states that no kind of intravenous can be hooked up to housemates for their personal gain."

Eric shakes his head "The world's gone crazy!"

"The second thing?" Big Brother prompts

"Ahhh, my housemates seem to be lacking direction and momentum and I feel that they would benefit from some strong domination, perhaps mind control, I know a good psychic you know! Any way I thought it would be a good way to get them to bow down before me! Either that or face the genocide I was saving for homo sapien"

"You already know the answer to that question don't you Eric?"

Erics face is filled with hope

"NO! It strictly says in rule 3745 that no housemates can dominate, or inflict genocide other house mates!"

"Spoil sports!"

9:49AM

Bobby has come to the diary room.

"My my aren't I popular today?" Big brother says dryly

Bobby seems oblivious to big brothers comments and carries on "Well firstly I thought I'd ask if we could have a litter box and a leash?"

"Why do you need that Bobby?"

"Well if I'm going to keep Victor as a pet I really need some things for him, oh and some toy mice and catnip would be good as well!"

"Big Brother will see what we can do!" The voice say amused

"Secondly I would like to tell you about my dream, because when I tried to tell Eric he hit me over the head with a frying pan and Rogue threatened to throw me over the fence." Pauses for dramatic effect before continuing. "Ok I'll set the scene for you, I am in a shop and I need a new calendar so I browse as you do when I came across a…." Stops to arrange a look of horror on his face "…Scott appreciation calendar, but get this in all of the pictures Scott is….fully clothed. Then the next thing I know I'm being swamped by a load of toothless old dears…" Sniffs, the memory obviously upsets him "…wearing I Love Scott Summers t-shirts, the next thing I know I'm awake, sweating and very very afraid!"

"Do you need counselling?"

Bobby scowls "No!"

12:56AM

Big brother has supplied Bobby with a cat grooming kit, a lead, a litter box, cat toys and a crate of cat food. Bobby is now showing off his new pet (Victor) to Jubilee.

"Ahhh, bless! Isn't he so cute yes he is he's so cute!!" Jubilee coo's tickling Victors belly, well until something catches his eye and he stalk's off and pounces on the purple mouse toy.

"He's a predator!" Bobby informs her proudly.

"I want one! All my pets run away, like my chicken Catherine!" Jubilee sniffs at the memory

Victor stops batting the mouse with his 'paws' and looks guilty before resuming his activity.

An idea hits Bobby causing him to lose his balance.

"I know where you can get a wolf!!"

"Goody!" Jubilee claps her hands in childish glee

2:25PM

"Get the hell off a me kid!" Logan growls swatting at his head

Jubilee blinks sadly "Bobby's Kitty gives him piggy backs why can't you Lucky?"

"Fer one fing I ain't yer pet!"

"Yes you are your Lucky my pet wolf!"

"No! I'm the scary killer guy from the X-men!"
"Lucky the wolf!"

"Killer!"

"Lucky the wolf"

"Kill...ow!" Jubilee hits Logan on the head

"Bad Lucky! Sit!" Logan sits Jubilee smiles triumphantly

5:31PM

The housemates (minus Victor who is in the kitchen using his litter tray) are by the pool, where Jean is feeding Scott and Rogue is hitting Remy for trying to grope her.

"Lucky go fetch!" Jubilee throws a ball

Logan growls at her from his sun bed

"Okay Okay I'll show you what to do! I understand that you've never been trained, hence your little accident on the floor yesterday!" Jubilee skips off to fetch the ball.

Hank is discussing the fish with Ororo.

"I know they seem to be afraid of the castle! And you know what Mary never recovered from her swim in Victor's mouth, he must have acid breath!" Ororo looks close to tears.

"Those new clothes we got her didn't help then!" Jubilee asks Ororo as she trots back with the ball she threw for 'Lucky'.

Nomination time

Bobby Drake enters the diary room on an ice slide

"I wanna nominate Eric because he attacked me with paper clips the other day and my 2nd nomination will be for Jean because she keeps offering to change my nappy and I can manage quite fine by myself!"

"Thank you Bobby!"

Bobby makes an ice sculpture of himself and sits it in the chair before leaving.

Eric floats into the diary room with a big spade stuck to his head. He looks at the ice sculpture in the chair and decides to stand.

"The first person that I would like to nominate for eviction is Scott because he is constantly naked in the chicken run and this a) treads chicken mess into the house b) can not be hygienic to say nothing of being unpleasant for the chickens!  And my second nomination is for Jean Grey because she treats the fore mentioned naturist as a baby and does everything for him!"

"Thank you Eric!"

Eric prizes the shovel off of his head and dumps it on the floor as he leaves.

Hank enters the diary room fur full of sticky Twinkie wrappers; he too looks at the ice sculpture puzzled.

"Sorry Bobby I didn't realise you were in here!"

Hank begins to leave but Big Brother calls him back.

"Okay the first nomination! It would have to  be Jean again because Bobby, Jubilation and I all feel she is a witch, with a hidden agenda, I mean have you seen the woman with a broom she's a menace prodding and poking me and sweeping everything in sight, to say nothing of flying over the garden on the damn thing!" He speaks faster and faster before taking a deep breath and continuing "My second nomination is against Scott simply because the other day he came into the pool naked with urine still dripping from a certain part of his body!"

Hank throws a Twinkie wrapper on the floor by the spade.

Jean Grey enters the diary room arms folded and shakes her head at the childishness of Bobby Drake.

"First nomination is for Remy because he never pays anyone else any attention except for Rogue." Jean looks bored "2nd nomination for Rogue for hogging Remy's attention!"

Leaves the diary room muttering about bringing her broom in the diary room to clean it up.

Jubilee bounces into the diary room takes one look at the chair and begins to sob.

"Oh no Bobby…Your head it's half melted, don't worry I will get you to a freezer I promise!"

"Ahem your nominations!"

Jubilee instantly forgets about Bobby's state and grins evilly "My first nomination is for Victor because he is a better pet then Lucky and I'm jealous and if I can't have a cool pet then why should Bobby!" She shoots a guilty look at the sculpture "Though he may be my pet soon if you keep melting like that! Anyway my 2nd nomination is fir Jean Grey because she's as false as the colour of her hair and the length of her nails"

Leaves diary room but not before sticking her pink bubblegum to what is left of the sculptures forehead.

Logan enters the diary room with a scowl (maybe due to the dog flea collar around his neck).

"Get rid of Jubilee because she thinks I'm a wolf and get rid of Bobby for telling her I'm a wolf!"

He then stalks out   

Ororo dances in and sings for 5 minutes before remembering why she is there.

"Well I don't like to nominate anyone but…" Drops to a gossipy whisper "… I think Jean should go because those Boobs are not natural have you noticed the way that they never bounce? Oh and Scott well he definitely needs to visit one of those websites that keep sending me those emails about getting a huge monster if you know what I mean!"

She then wanders out of the diary room humming while looking around as if seeing everything for the first time.

Remy comes into the diary room wearing an 'I love Rogue' t-shirt!

"Gambit wanna nominate Jean because she tink she prettier den Rogue an' Ororo because she too is female like my Roguey so she should leave to eliminate all competition for my beauty!"

Remy leaves singing Whitney Houston "I will always love you"

Rogue enters the diary room angrily

"Ah nominate that Swamp rat Remy cause he keeps hittin' on me! An' I wanna pound pretty gal Jean into tha ground but this is the second best thing!"

Slams the door behind her

Scott walks into the diary room and sits on the chair where the ice sculpture has now fully melted and sits down.

"Aw now Jeans going to moan at me because I've got my trousers wet!" He continues sadly "My first nomination is for Jea…er…she told me she'd kill me if she ever found out I nominated her…so Logan because he has better muscle definition than me and he is ancient, Eric ditto oh and both of their Willy Wonka Bars…if you know what I mean…are bigger then mine!"

"Ew…I mean thank you Scott!"

Scott leaves and the cry from the other housemates of "Scott's wet him self again!" can be heard from the diary room as….

Victor walks in choking on a fur ball.

"I want to get rid of the one with chicken legs coz he makes me hungry…" he gropes for the persons real name

"Scott?" Big Brother supplies helpfully

"That's it!" Victor smiles a big toothy grin "and the 2nd one I want rid of is that goody goody red head frail…um Jean because her cooking stinks horrible and we all have to pretend to like it!"

Announcement to the housemates

"The housemates up for eviction this week are…"

The camera scans all the anxious faces of the housemates; well they're all anxious except for Bobby and Victor as Bobby amuses Victor with a ball of string.

"….in alphabetical order…..Jean Grey….and…..Scott Summers!"

Scott rips off his trousers in disgust, while Jean flies around the room on her broomstick cackling evilly while telling them "I'll get you back you little toads!"

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