Disclaimer: Stan Lee dya wanna swop these guys for the toothless old tramp that does Morris dancing outside the Disney shop? ….NO….Oh well none of these are mine, unfortunately!

Thank you faithful reviewers, this isn't as good as I had hoped but I complied with your wishes and Jean is gone, and I did try to add more Bobby and Hank but don't know if I have succeeded or not again let me know!!

So many thanks to NCS Girl (for your constant support), No Name Kid, Oracles Maiden (as always), Savage, Laurahaiel, and Rogue Heart!

Now on with the show!!

Day 7 in the Big Brother Mansion Eviction day!

10:36AM

One of the house mates (i.e. Hank) has given the two youngest Housemates (known as Jubilee and Bobby) Pixie sticks as a way to insure that a certain secret (or not as Bobby and Jubilee have found it) Twinkie stash remains 'secret'.

Bobby is now bouncing on the sleeping forms in the girl's bedroom, singing the 'Spiderman' theme tune.

The female housemates hurl a tirade of abuse, except for Jean who is making what looks suspiciously like a voodoo's of the other housemates

Bobby stops on Rogues bed and begins jumping up and down on her legs.

Thump

Bobby is now on the floor scratching his head in puzzlement "Ow, why d'ya do that?"

"Because a gals gotta get her beauty sleep!"

"Geez you can say that again, I mean no offence ladies but your all looking a bit, kinda red and upset!"

"I wonder why that is?" Storm asks sarcastically.

Bobby shrugs and begins screaming the Spiderman theme again.

In the boys bedroom Jubilee is dressed in Bobby's clothes and creeping towards Logan's bed in the manner of 'Steve Irwin, Crocodile hunter'. She has spotted her prey and is crawling through the undergrowth (an assortment of socks, Y-fronts and boxers) and looks over her shoulder making 'Shhhing' actions at the camera.

"Here we have the wolf man in his natural habitat, we must proceed with caution as these fella's are mighty dangerous."

She lifts the bed covers and peers at Logan's naked sleeping form "Crikey Mate! It's a big fella!"

Unfortunately she says this way too loud, especially considering Logan's good hearing.

Logan sits bolt upright "Bobby what the hell are you doing?"

"Crikey this fella's mighty angry!" Jubilee says to the camera in the corner of the room.

"Jubilee!" Snickt

"ARGH!"

Back in the girl's bedroom, Bobby has had a makeover.

"Look at my long luxurious lashes!" He says fluttering them in the mirror "You know Rogue you sure know your way around a make up case!"

11:59AM

Bobby and Jubilee have both topped up on pixie sticks and are now screeching that they are to be henceforth known as Tinky Winkie and Po respectively.

"Which idiot gave these two hooligans the bloody stuff in the first place?" Eric asks angrily over the childish shrieks.

Hank looks guilty but keeps quiet.

Jubilee hits Logan around the head "Lucky where is my morning newspaper?"

Logan growls.

"Bad Lucky" She smacks him harder this time "Why can't you be more like Bobby's kitty?"

Jubilee stalks off singing "How much is that doggy in the window"

Bobby however remains with the other housemates in the sitting area. He spots Hank and runs over jumping up and down on the spot excitedly.

"Hi Hank, Hi Hank, Hi Hank!"

"Hello Bobby" Looks around suspiciously

"D'ya wanna play twister?"

"We don't have a twister set in the house Bobby!"

"Spoil sport" Bobby whistles and calls to 'Kitty'

Victor slinks into the room.

Bobby climbs onto his back proclaiming that they are going 'show jumping'

1:05 PM

Jubilees request for an electric dog collar for Lucky has been granted, she is now trying to get close enough to 'Lucky' in her hyperactive and jerky state to put it onto him.

"Coowweeee I've got a present for you Lucky!"

"Get lost kid!"

Jubilee jumps up from behind the sofa as Logan walks past and jumps onto his back clinging on for dear life as Logan spins this way and that. Jubilee finally succeeds in jamming the collar around his neck.

She jumps off of him and demands that he sit, Logan glowers at her.

Zzzz "Argh!" Logan gets an electric shock from his collar. Snickt

"Argh!" Jubilee runs sobbing from the room as her 'pet' attacks her.

1:07 PM

Jubilee is sobbing into Hanks fur in the girl's bedroom.

"…Now I think he needs neutering, and I don't want to hurt the little fella but he is impossible to train!"

Hank pats her back comfortingly "Maybe Lucky isn't the kind of pet you need"

"But I love Lucky and I don't want to send him to one of those re-homing centres where they put the vicious ones down because he wouldn't last a day with his mood swings, your fur is lovely and soft, you know!"

Jubilee strokes Hank losing her train of thought.

Meanwhile Bobby and Victor (or 'Kitty') are jumping over brooms.

Splash! They fall at the water jump and end up in the swimming pool.

"Awww Kitty doesn't like water!" Bobby says before remembering that he isn't sure how to swim and begins floundering "Help!" He goes under

Kitty swims over to his owner and grips the denim on his jeans between his teeth as he pulls him out onto the side of the pool and shakes the water droplets off of his fur.

"Thank you Kitty!" Bobby gasps "I really love you!" He hugs Victor tight

1:38PM

With eviction time closing in on the group Scott and Jean are spending a quiet moment sat in the chicken coup, on the nests.

"It will be one of us Scott and we shall not be together no matter who goes it's a real shame!" Jean sobs

Scott it seems sighs in relief, before realising he's supposed to be upset.

"Scott I just don't know how I'm going to cope when you are gone!" Jean laments

"Who's saying it's me who's going?" Scott asks angrily

"Well you really are very boring Scott!" Jean says rubbing his back from her nest

"That comes from witch woman! Hey at least the audience is seeing the real Scott Summers!"

"I think they would rather see less of you, keep stripping off at a drop of a pin, really you won't get the public on your side that way!"

"Better then pretending to be nice when your secretly putting curses on people" Scott glowers

"How the hell do you know that? Don't tell me your bloody psychic too, the world is over run with them nowadays, you just can't be unique when you are telepath any more!" Jean fumes

Scott hears a pin drop (don't ask how) and begins to strip off.

"Well I just wanted to know that you'll be waiting for me when you go, and that you are prepared to wait to the bittersweet end after all I'm going to win, just look at the saps in the house they have no idea!"

Scott peers out of the bob hole entrance to the nesting area.

2:01PM

Scott and Jean emerge from the chicken coup, Scott minus his clothes.

"Scott is that chicken shit stuck to your er…thing?" Ororo asks with a regal blush.

Scott picks it off and sniffs "Yep!"

4:55PM

Jubilee and Bobby are now on the rampage for food, having devoured only pixie sticks for the whole day. They have decided to pay a visit to Hanks mattress.

They lift up the mattress and behold the piles of Twinkies (albeit flattened) that shone with an almost radioactive glow.

"Take as many as you can and meet me in the garden pronto!" Bobby says using his t-shirt as a basket and filling it with a lot of Twinkies

The pair head, laden with Hanks Twinkies to the girl's bedroom.

5:31PM

"Oh my stars and garters!!!" Hank yells "I can not believe it, POLICE, POLICE, there is a thief in our midst!"

Eric, Rogue, Remy and Scott come in to see what all the commotion is all about.

"Hank, sugah, what's goin' on?" Rogue asks concern in her voice

"The tragedy, it's unbearable!" Hank sobs hairy head in hands
"Come on chere tell Gambit all bout it!" Remy says more because he wants to know the gossip then through actual concern for the blue mutant

"They've stolen…MY TWINKIES!!"

The people in the room gasp as their hands fly to their mouths

"Who would commit such a horrendous crime?" Eric asks.

"Well it's one of the housemates that's for sure!" Hank says glowering at the housemates gathered in his bedroom

"It wasn't Remy chere; I was wit da belle eya all day!" Remy protests hands in the air

"Unfortunately he was, ah couldn't shake the swamp rat off of me!" Rogue says bitterly

"And I would never partake in such an unmoral act!" Eric insists arms folded over chest.

"Then if it wasn't you my most excellent companions then who was it?" Hank asks distraught

"I don't know sugah, I honestly don't know. We must be living with some real beasts….no offence hon! Whoever it was ahm gonna help ya catch 'em!"

The group enter the sitting area to size up the suspects.

Jean is sat with her hand on Scott's naked thigh, drawing jealous glances from Logan (Jeans hand that is not Scott's naked specimen).

"It can't be them, Jean and Logan would never be able to have held them down in there stomachs with naked Scott sat right before their eyes" Eric whispers "Plus it can't have been Scott because he hasn't got the imagination"

"True, True"

The wander towards the fish tank where Ororo is talking to the fish and Victor is watching the fish drooling slightly.

"Ororo have you seen any Twinkies anywhere?" Hank asks politely

Storms shakes her head but continues talking to the fish.

"She hasn't moved away from the fish tank all day it can't have been her, besides she refuses to go into the guy's bedroom" Hank sums up in his best Poirot voice

"Victor!"

All glances fall upon Bobby's pet

Victor drags his eyes away from the fish tank briefly.

"What?"

"My Twinkies was it you?"

"Do they bleed?" Victor asks head on one side

"No…well…"

"Well if it ain't meat I don't eat it!"

"That leaves only two people!" Eric does his maths quickly

"I can't believe it their my best friends in this whole damn mansion!" Hank sniffs tears welling up in his eyes

The enter the girls bedroom hearing muffled giggling and the familiar rustle of wrappers

"I can't believe that you would betray me like this, you couldn't have betrayed me more if you had nominated me!" Hank says sadly Rogue rubs his back comfortingly

"T'wasn't utthh!" Bobby mumble's cheeks bulging with Hanks hidden treats

"Then what are you eating and why is the room littered with wrappers!" Hank is beginning to get angry now

"We were framed!" Jubilee says innocently

"I want my lawyer!" Bobby demands before giggling uncontrollably.

6:30PM Eviction Time

"The second person to be evicted from the Big Brother mansion will be….."

Jean mouths Scott and is shocked when:
"Jean Grey"

"What I don't believe it!" Jean rants rage flaming in her eyes

Scott smiles quietly

Logan jumps off of the sofa "NNNnnnnoooooooo!"

He runs over to Jean and hugs her, they kiss. Camera pans to Scott who is now positively beaming, giving big Brother the feeling that everything is not all hunky dory in the Summers/Grey relationship!

7:00PM

Jean has just left the house leaving a distraught Logan who runs to the diary room.

"Big Brother is it a conspiracy?" He asks red faced

 "Sorry…."

"Well all the good looking women are being kicked out, is the voting public determined to make me celibate?" Logan sniffs "How am I gonna cope?"

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