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Thanks to XxRoGuExHeArTxX, NCSGirl and OracleMaiden for all your ideas and support, you're helping to keep this fic going more then you know!!
To Harry am I to take it you don't like Victor and Scott??!
Don't worry xXrogue-demonXx there will be a death (I have a hate for one of the housemates that is gnawing away at me…and you'll be surprised to know that I hate this character more then Scott but less than Jean!)
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Day 8 in the Big Brother Mansion
8:19AM
The housemates are gathered in the seating area where Jubilee and Bobby's trial is going to be held. Bobby and Jubilee were both going to be defended by Eric however Bobby did insist on having 'Kitty' a.k.a Victor defending him, so Eric is now the judge and Hank, well Hank in his highly emotional state is going to be firing the questions at the accused. The rest of the housemates will act as jury (or probably just heckle).
"Can you tell me where you were at approximately 4:55 yesterday afternoon?" Hank asks a startled looking Bobby
"In the boy's bedroom" Looks at Victor and mouths help Victor walks over to bobby and whispers in his ear.
Bobby stands up and points a finger at Jubilation "It was her I saw her and she tempted me like Adam Ant in the Garden of Eden!"
Victor again whispers in Bobby's ear
"ADAM in the garden of Eden…sheesh I never knew you were such a perfectionist!" Bobby grumbles scowling
Hank jumps up and hugs Bobby "I knew it couldn't have been you! You're my best friend and you understand the importance of a mans Twinkie stash I knew you would never do something without provocation!" Stops kissing Bobby and glowers at Jubilee
"What? It wasn't me?!" Jubilee folds her arms over her chest and glowers "If any ones to blame it's you Mr. I tempt lil' kids with Twinkies!"
"Who me?"
"Yes you furball!" Jubilee says moving her neck in the manner of Jerry Springer guests.
"Why you little!" Hank dives towards the Asian girl
"Order! Order in the court!!" Eric booms magnetically throwing paperclips and pins and Hank and Jubilee who are hitting each other with chairs.
Logan jumps off of the sofa and begins bitch slapping Eric.
Scott stops as he hears a pin drop and strips off his clothes; everyone stops what they are doing and stares at him in disgust.
As if from nowhere rotten tomatoes and potatoes start hurtling towards Scott, mostly hitting him on the forehead.
Eric sighs and throws his hands up in the air as if too God. "If you can't beat them join them!" He gets down from his chair of authority and puts Remy in a headlock.
8:45AM
Jubilee has been found guilty of the theft and disposal of evidence in regards to Hanks Twinkie stash. She is now being shunned by Hank who blames only her.
Remy is talking to Rogue in the garden (okay so he is stalking her but you didn't hear it from me right?)
Remy interrupts Rogues talk of how much she enjoys her job "Do you work for UPS? Coz Remy swear he saw you checking out his package"
Thwack Remy slams against the fence however he just dusts himself off and picks himself up
"Its cold out isn't it?" Remy says staring at her breasts,
Rogue however doesn't look happy.
"Aw, come on Roguey sex is like Cajun food even when it's pretty bad it's still good!"
Kazaam There is now a Remy shaped dent in the lawn, but Remy is nothing if not persistent.
"Okay Okay so I admit dat I'm a geek by day but by night I'm a sex god!" Remy primps and preens in front of Rogue who begins to laugh at him; Remy however thinks that she is laughing with him.
"Okay do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blowjob?" He asks
"Is this some kinda joke?" She sighs and plays along "No what?"
"No! Well in that case do you wanna do lunch?"
Splat
"That should keep you busy for a while swamp rat and keep you're dirty thoughts to yourself!" Rogue dusts off her hands before stomping off angrily
10:48AM
A battered and bruised Remy is discussing where he went wrong with Rogue this morning with the other male occupants (minus Bobby who is trying to console a sobbing Jubilee).
"I just don't understand why women are so touchy" Eric says blowing on his coffee "I mean I once told this mutant woman that I loved the way she moved just like butter on a bald monkey, and she slapped me!"
Hank nodded "I agree whole heartedly females today do not know how to take a compliment for example I was talking to a young lady back when I was in high school…" Hank pauses for a moment to check he has everyone's attention "…and I told her that her eyes were as blue as window cleaner and that while she was otherwise ugly she intrigued me."
Logan leans forward hanging on every word "AND?!"
"She kicked me in the balls and ran" His face is oh so serious
Victor speaks for the first time "I never had that problem with Raven…er…Mystique she always wanted it! Once she told me that she wanted me to wrap my legs around her face like a feed bag!"
"EW EW!" Logan splutters horrified by the image
"How romantic!" Eric comments dryly, so no one sure if he is serious or not.
"How very intriguing" Hank says thoughtfully stroking his chin, in a manner that is, quite frankly, disturbing.
"Well Jean loved it when I told her that if she in front of the mirror and held up 11 roses, she would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world!" Scott informs the group with a knowing nod
"Gross!! Don't you know that is the worst way to pull a woman to flatter her, you have to make her feel small, degraded and desperate!" Eric said with a pitying look at Scott who was obviously the least manly in the group, even less so then Ororo, then again few people are less manly then her
"Okay, I'll pit my chat up skills against all of your best efforts and we'll see who the women will be falling over!" Scott announces
"You're going down Summers!" Hank yells over excited
11:27AM
Bobby and Jubilee are having a discussion about there 'pets'.
"Kitty would scratch Lucky face in any day of the week!" Bobby yells
"No he wouldn't Kitty stinks; at least Lucky has a bath…" Jubes yells back
Bobby sniffs tears welling up in his eyes
"…and at least Lucky's breath doesn't smell like rotten fish and decomposing chicken!"
Bobby begins to wail at the top of his lungs
Logan, Victor and Hank look up from the sofa
"What's wrong Bobby?" Hank asks approaching the mutant reluctantly
"It's…its …her" Bobby points a shaking finger
"What's her?" Hank asks putting a comforting hand around Bobby's shoulders
"She said that Kitty smelt and that Lucky could beat him in a fight" Tears stream down his little face
"SHE SAID WHAT?!" Victor growls
Logan just smirks "Ya picked tha winnin' team there darlin'"
"Ya wanna run that past me again runt?" Victor scowls
"Well ya ain't exactly in peak condition fatty" Logan pats Victor's belly
"I have half a mind to…" Victor growls before he's interrupted by Logan
"Ya have half a mind full stop!"
"You WHAT??"
Victor launches at Logan knocking him off of his feet. Snickt
"Ya messin' with tha wrong guy bub!" Logan scrapes his claws across Victor's arm which is shielding his face
Suddenly the two begin to fight like 'Cat and Dog'.
"The chair! KITTY USE THE CHAIR!" Bobby yells from the sidelines
11:46AM
"Sex is a killer…" Eric says leaning against the fish tank into which Ororo is staring intently "…do you wanna die happy?"
Ororo looks at him and screws up her nose "Ew, NO!! Old man yuck" She turns back to the fish tank
12:00AM Task time
Big Brother has set the housemates a task; they have to gamble a percentage of their weekly shopping budget on the successful completion of the task.
This week's task is whether Scott can keep his clothes on for 3 whole days. The housemates have decided to gamble 100% of the budget on this task.
12:02AM
Scott is sat on the sofa itching at his clothes uneasily and sweating profusely.
Each housemate is taking it in turns to guard Scott and Magneto is in charge of the pins to ensure that none drop within earshot of Scott (this causes him to strip).
12:30PM
Logan is having to physically restrain Scott from stripping with the help of Eric.
Bobby is in the kitchen guarding the pins.
12:31PM
Bobby is looking around the room cautiously and his hand is twitching closer to the pins.
Bobby can resist the urge any more and begins to stick pins into the rotting Apples and the bread.
12:34PM
Scott's ears prick up and with the strength of Colossus throws Eric and Wolverine off of him as he rips off his t-shirt and undoes his jeans.
"NOOOOO!" Eric and Wolverine cry in unison.
2:57PM
With no shopping budget the housemates have just a packet of marshmallows, a jar of coffee (which Eric has hid under his bed), some nail varnish, a packet of toilet roll and some ball bearings to last them until their next task.
Scott is in hiding in the diary room due to some housemates, mentioning no names…ahem…er…LOGAN, reactions.
7:23PM
As consolation for Scott being such a prat…er sorry failing the task Big Brother is playing music into the house.
To get into the party spirit Victor is drinking the nail varnish.
Remys (mind still stuck on winning the bet) approaches Rogue. "Do you wanna dance?"
"No" Rogues scowls at him
Remy smiles charmingly "Go on lower your standards….I did"
Thump
"Is dere meana be stars in the room?" Gambit asks wandering around in circles.
7:31PM
It appears that despite all hopes none of the male housemates have forgotten their bet.
Logan sidles up to Ororo "Hey darlin' why don't you save a horse an' ride a cowboy?"
"Well for one thing I fear I may break the cowboys back anyway that's what horses are for; if ones tired ride another one right?" Ororo says innocently
Logan looks at her scared before he realises that she didn't understand his meaning
"Um…ok…how about you sit on my lap and we see what pops up?" he says smiling at her
"Why there's enough seating in the room?"
Logan slaps his forehead in exasperation "Do you have a mirror in your pocket?"
"No but there's one on the bathroom" Ororo is yearning to get back to the fish tank
"No you're supposed to ask why" He informs her gently
"Why?"
"You just ar…oh…right cause I can see myself in your pants!" He growls sexily at her
"Really I didn't realise that they were shiny I bet it's that bloody iron"
Logan just gets up and walks away shaking his head.
7:43PM
Hank is talking to Rogue about the sleeping arrangements in the house
"I find the beds most comfortable to sleep in however I do find that they are rather a squeeze…" He lowers his voice "…especially seeing as the midget…" Nods towards where Logan is scowling at Ororo "…has nabbed the only king-sized bed"
Rogue shakes her head at the injustice of the situation "Well ah find it difficult to get off to sleep in eya, once I'm off though I'm dead to the world"
"Do you sleep on your stomach?" Hank asks brow furrowed
"No why?"
"Can I?"
"Grrrr…" Bang "…MEN!!"
9:03PM
Bobby is sneaking into the garden something shoved under his sweatshirt, and carrying a spoon. He begins to dig a hole in the garden looking around every so often to check the coast is clear.
"What are you doing?" Hanks voice asks from behind him (Hanks eye is looking very bruised and swollen)
Bobby puts his finger to his lips "Shhhh" He pulls the packet of marshmallows from under his sweater
"What..?"
"I'm going to plant them!" Bobby announces proudly
"Bobby they are marshmallows not seeds" Hank sounds slightly amused
"I'm going to grow a marshmallow tree"
"Of course you are Bobby, of course you are" Hank pats Bobby on the shoulder absentmindedly "I just hope your ready to face the wrath of Eric and Rogue when they find that the only edible food is in the house has been buried in the ground"
"By the time the trees grown they'll be thanking me!"
Famous last words or a prophesy of what is yet to come? Tune in nest time to find out
So should I continue? Any ideas of what to do next? Tell me!!
Oh and please check out one of my Retribution X fanfiction's this isn't just a shameless plug…well it is but it also has a purpose which I will inform you of next time!!
So anyway, I will see you next time (if enough people read and like this one, it is unbelievabley hard to get motivation for)!!