Okay sorry its been such a long time since I updated this but I'm having a hard time coming up with situations for them to be in! So thank you to all of you who have suggested ideas, in particular Aqeuous Drake who made suggestions which one way or another have made it into this!
Okay so you've got your Marshmallow tree people, I hope y'all like and if you can think of any other suggestions of what could happen please let me know! A huge thank you to all who have reviewed thus far and the next chapter will be much better promise, because I will finally give a certain someone what is coming to them!!
Day 9 in the Big Brother Mansion
9:26AM
Bobby drake is bouncing on Hanks bed. "It's grown! It's grown!"
"What has grown?" Hank asks blinking to try and get his eyes to focus.
"My tree!" Bobby emphasises
"Oh my Stars and Garters!" Hank says swinging his legs out of the bed. "You had better be telling the truth Robert, and not have got confused thinking one of the chicken's is the tree!"
"Would I do that?" Bobby asks innocently
"Yes and you have!"
"Oh yeah last week! I forgot!" Bobby scratched his neck.
Hank throws on a pair of shorts before Bobby pulls him by the large furry hand into the garden.
Hank peers up at the soft, multicoloured marshmallow tree.
"Oh my stars and garters!" he breathes approaching it with slight caution
"Isn't she purdy?" Bobby asks in the tone of a proud father
Hank walks around the tree before suddenly launching at the trunk, his mouth wide open and taking a huge chunk out of it.
Bobby begins to cry "How could you?? *Sniffs* what did she ever do to you?"
"Well you grew her so we could eat her so I thought there was no time like the present!" Hank said through mouthful of marshmallow. "And whats with all this 'she' business it a bloody tree!!"
10:07AM
Bobby Drake has returned to the garden only to see that the Marshmallow tree has healed itself
"IT'S A MIRACLE!" Bobby yells throwing his arms skyward.
He then runs towards the tree and begins eating huge mouthfuls.
10:34AM
Hank is walking through the garden stealthily to avoid detection from the other housemates. He falls to his knees and begins to dig a whole in the garden with his bare hands. He looks at what is left of his Twinkie stash sadly before kissing one and burying it in the ground. He looks around to make sure he is still alone before saying "Grow my pretties, GROW!"
Hank the breaks into demonic laughter, worthy of that scary woman from the Wizard of Oz "MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
The glass door behind him opens "You okay sugah?"
Hank stands up abruptly and shuffles his feet innocently "Yes!"
11:56AM
Scott has decided that it is time he began his bid for the King of Smooth competition set up between the male housemates yesterday.
He approaches an easy target (Jubilee) "Was your father a thief?"
Jubilee looks up from her colouring book and blinks at him
"Because some one has stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!"
Jubilee smiles "I've got starry eyes!"
"Did the sun just come out or did you smile?" Scott asks smoothly
This caused Jubilees grin to spread wider. "You're sweet!"
Scott blushes, Jubilee launches herself at Scott and wraps her arms around him and won't let go.
Meanwhile….
Eric is chatting to Rogue in the kitchen.
"You know I'm not really this tall…" he confides in her
"Really?" Rogue looks intrigued
"No I'm just sat on my wallet!"
"Oh so your rich! So what's your profession?"
"Well I don't know really…." Magneto scratches his helmet (he forgets he has it on bless him) "…I don't really do anything, but I always seem to have money. Well enough money to plan world domination…opps did I say world domination…I meant to say world domination" He sat and thought "Doh!"
Rogue probably wasn't listening anyway and continued to wash up.
"You know you're ugly but you intrigue me!" Eric said as a means of flattery
"What?!" Rogue shot around, face contorted into that bull ready to charge face she does so well
"Hey baby! Infect…er….drain me!"
Kersplat Rogue exits the room to the sound of Magnetos helmet rolling on the floor.
12:07PM
Logan and Victor are entertaining themselves by playing that age old game 'who can fit the most chickens and fish in your mouth?' It is a pathetic display of the testosterone on offer in the house.
Logan and Victor both have 3 chickens in their mouths and 5 goldfish.
"Okay guys you're even, so lets spice this little game up a bit!" Ororo who is acting as referee suggests
Logan and Victor nod their heads
"Okay you both have to try and say 'Chubby Bunny', its tradition to fill your mouth with marshmallows for this game but I suppose chickens and….fish…FISH!" Ororo suddenly realises what they are doing "Spit out Marigold now!" She demands of Victor
"Thuubbby bummmy!" He says with a grin
Logan shots him an annoyed look and tries to say it too unfortunately a chicken leg flops out of his mouth.
"Dat means Victors the… er victor no?" Gambit says
Snickt
Gambit runs to the bedroom and slams the door in Logan's angry potato face
"Let me in you….you….CAJUN!"
"Big threats from da guy who wears kiddie shoes coz he's so small!" Remy shouts from the safety of the bedroom
There is the sound of claws through wood
"ARGH!"
Meanwhile…
"So Kitty what else can you fit in your mouth?" Bobby asks Victor
Victor smiles and picks up Ororo, who is once again settled in front of the fish tank. He opens his mouth and folds the African woman expertly so that she will fit in his mouth
"Ohh good Kitty can you say Chubby Bunny too?" Bobby asks excitement filling his face
"Thu…gulp…" Victor blushes
"Oh no you've swallowed Ororo…" Bobby says bounding towards Victor and hitting him on the back, sending a spit covered Ororo back into her seat by the fish tank, obviously oblivious to the goings on of a second earlier.
Victor bends down and whispers in Bobby's ear "She tasted good!"
Bobby swots Victors hand "Bad Kitty…." He stops and looks at Victors little face before throwing himself at him, and hugging him tight "…but I still love you!"
2:42PM
Hank wanders out into the garden, apparently aimlessly, before running to his patch of dirt to see if his Twinkies are growing yet. A small tear trickles down his check as he notices no shoots.
"What's up Hankster?" Bobby asks playing Tarzan in his Marshmallow tree.
"Nothing Robert, nothing at all" Hank wipes away the tear with the back of his hand and looks with envy at the marshmallow tree.
4:07PM
Scott is called to the diary room however he seems to be experiencing difficulties getting there.
"Jubilee really please let go of my leg!" Scott begs giving his leg a shake
"Looks like Summers won the bet after all" Logan says with a grunt
"Merde! An' Remy was just bout to turn up tha pressure!" Remy looks devastated
"Don't worry Cajun you can still try and pull the moody chick" Logan says referring to Rogue
"REALLY JUBILATION PLEASE! BIG BROTHER CALLED ME TO THE DIARY ROOM!" Scott is on the verge of tears now
"Can I help bub?" Logan asks with no small amount of blood lust in his eyes.
Scott sniffs, wipe away the tears before nodding face becoming hopeful for the first time since Jubilee began the embrace earlier in the day
Snickt Logan ran up to Jubilee with a very manly (yeah right!?) roar.
Jubilee looked at him dispassionately "Go away Lucky your bad, your nasty to your mummy!" Jubilee clings tighter to Scott's leg "No like Scottie!"
"Scottie?" Logan repeats before bursting out into hysterical laughter.
4:30PM
Scott has finally made it to the diary room.
"Hi Big Brother!"
"Hello Scott. How are you enjoying your stay in the Big Brother house?"
"Oh I was enjoying it very much since the witch left, but now I seem to be lumbered with another one!" Scott looks sad
"But other than your female problems?"
"Oh it's very liberating… I have found things out about myself that I never knew…like when it gets cold my…."
"Yes… er… thank you Scott that is enough. Who do you think that, in this stage of the game, could go on to be the winner?"
"Well I think Victor could go the distance he has very kind, nurturing ways about him, for example, only last night he tucked me into bed and read me a bedtime story."
"And who do you think will be evicted next?"
"Jubilee due to her hysterical tendencies!"
"But Scott wasn't it you who threw the fit over there being a spider in the shower this morning….they could here your screams and yells in china, and your tears, hell you could have flooded the house!"
"Is that all Big Brother?" Scott asks visibly stiffening at being reminded of his little show from this morning.
5:00PM
The housemates are enjoying a period of relaxation around the pool.
"That chicken doesn't look very healthy does it?" Remy comments
"No I think she lost a leg" Ororo points out
"Well that was damned careless!" Eric scoffs
"I wonder where she left it." Ororo said peering into a nearby flower pot
Victor emerges from the bushes liking his lips and murmuring something about 'finger lickin' goodness'
At that moment Scott emerges naked "Anyone fancy a swim?"
"ARGH!!" The housemates ran away….fast!
Sorry again if this isn't as good as the other chapters but my muse needs food to work effectively you know! So come on and feed the little fella!!
Okay so next time there will be nominations and if there is anything you would like to see happen please, please let me know, it helps get the creative juices flowing!! Thank you for your time!!