Okay this one was done really quickly basically to stop Xx-Disturbed-xX from killing herself!
Anyway again this one isn't very good but my bad muse doesn't behave Zaps him with the shock collar donated by Zilent Zombie
Okay thank you to xXrogue-demonXx for keeping me entertained with her excellent stories and for her enthusiastic reviews.
Thanks also to NcsGirl who is both an awesome writer and an awesome reviewer! Also thanks to you for loaning me Kurt Muse who helped me considerably (especially with 'The Monster Mash-Hank McCoy style!).
Darkthedestroyer for reading my mad rambling and responding to what must seem like some crazy E-mails!
Anyway onward with the show, where I finally punish a character I hate worse than Scott and almost as much as Jean!
Day 10 in the Big Brother Mansion Nomination day
9:47AM
Jubilee is the last housemate to get up.
"Hey Hank, hi Eric, Morning Rogue, Howdy Bobby, Bonjour Remy, Hello Scottie, How's it going Lucky?" Jubilee looks around the room and spies Victor "Good morning Victor….hey where's Ororo?"
The housemates all look at each other and shrug. Victor smiles a shock of white hair (?) showing between his teeth.
"Hmmm…she was by the fish tank a minute ago" Scott said chirpily cooking the dinner…yep that's right you guessed it … in the nude!
Victor begins to choke; Bobby runs over and begins to thump Victor on the back.
"That's it Kitty, cough it up!" He encourages as a stiletto goes flying past his head
"Ain't that Ororo shoe?" Remy asks wiping the spit that had flown out of Victor's mouth along with the shoe off of his trousers.
Victor just blinked at Remy for a few moments before picking the hair out from between his teeth.
"I wonder where she could be." Scott asks in the manner of Fred from Scooby Doo, albeit a naked Fred.
10:34AM
Hank is in the garden looking sadly at Bobby's marshmallow tree and then back to the plot of earth that he planted his Twinkies in. Hank sighs as he begins to dig up the Twinkie stash. He carefully flicks the worms off of them before shoving them in to his face in the manner of a hamster.
10:56AM
Jubilee is still looking for Ororo. "Ororo where are you?" She asks peering under the moss covered rock in the garden
"Face it kid she's gone" Logan says as he saunters past lighting a stoogie.
"How can you say that you brute" Jubilee says pummelling her fists into Logan/Lucky's chest
"Anyone for Ball bearing and marshmallow soup?" Eric's voice calls from the door
Jubilees head snaps upwards "I am!" With that she zooms into the kitchen.
[A/N the housemates/Scott failed the task so they only have ball bearings, Coffee (which Eric commandeered), Nail varnish (which Victor drank) and the Marshmallow tree that Bobby grew until the next task]
11:09AM
The housemates have faced up to the fact that Ororo may never come back and so Logan and Eric are playing cats cradle with Scott's shoe laces tied together.
Victor is scratching the sofa, while Bobby watches him lovingly.
Jubilee is clinging to 'Scotties' leg while reciting love poetry.
Remy and Rogue are…surprise, surprise arguing, as Hank watches dispassionately picking grit from between his fanged teeth.
"This is Big Brother, despite the absence of Ororo today's nominations will still go ahead…"
The housemates look at each other and shrug (except Jubilee who clings to Scott tighter).
"…that means that one of you shall be leaving!"
Again the housemates shrug
"You know what I give up, injecting excitement into your lives is like….I don't know…squeezing blood from Hanks Twinkies or something!"
Hank scowls as the rest of the housemate whip their heads around to look at him
"You have Twinkies?" Logan growls
"I did have Twinkies but I ate them"
The housemates shuffle around to grab hold of Logan and restrain him from attacking Hank.
2:03PM
Eric using his powers of magnetism is making Wolverine dance.
"Can you stop that now?" Logan grumbles as his fist smashes into his face before Eric makes him do the mashed potato
"No"
2:30PM
Remy and Rogue are talking in the Girls bedroom.
"I think that Eric feels the constant need to be entertaining and so we aren't seeing his true colours" Rogue says as she makes her bed.
Remy quickly stops juggling the rolled up socks "Remy agree, t'is tres pathetique!"
Rogue nods "Ya know swamp rat sometimes you can be a real good listener and ok ya ugly as sin, but ya'll make a good house husband to someone one day!"
Gambit isn't sure whether to take that as a compliment or not. "Not you though?" He looks at her sadly
Rogue bursts out laughing "Good lord no!" She stops as she see's the tears well up in his black and red eyes, and goes to pat him reassuringly on his arm, however she forgets her super strength
"OW! Dere was no need to hit Remy!" Remy exclaims rubbing the fast bruising flesh on his shoulder.
3:00PM
Eric is asleep on a sun bed by the pool.
"Da da da dada…" Bobby and Jubilee approach singing the mission impossible theme, carrying a thick black marker.
3:48PM
Eric walks into the kitchen to be greeted by giggles and smirks.
"What did I get sunburned?" Eric asks looking at his wrinkly old man chest "I knew I should have worn my helmet, okay my brain boils in it but its better then looking like a lobster!" He grumbles
The camera zooms in for a close up of Eric's face which had a moustache and 'I am an egg!' scrawled over it.
"So Eric have the chickens laid any eggs?" Rogue asks before cracking up (pun unintended but it worked nicely don't you think?)
Eric looks at his fellow housemates with a look of disgust before grabbing an old cereal box with an article about the cocoa monkey on the box and making his way to the bathroom where he can read it in peace.
4:02PM
"GARGH!! BOBBY, JUBILEE GET IN HERE NOW!"
5:30PM Nomination time
Bobby Drake enters the diary room sporting a colourful array of bruises and cuts. He ices himself up as he sits in the chair.
"Okay Big Brother I want to nominate Eric and Scott. Eric because he's really grouchy first thing in the morning before he has his coffee and because the dude can not take a joke! I nominate Scott because I'm not sure if that really is mayonnaise he spilt on my Marshmallow tree." Bobby blinks icily at the camera.
"You can exit the diary room now Bobby!"
"Erm…I can't I'm iced to the chair…." He said before really panicking "I'm really stuck to the chair!!"
10minutes later
Bobby has finally defrosted and left the diary room.
Eric walks past Bobby on his way into the diary room and magnetically sends a fork flying at his head.
Eric sits primly in the chair before his face explode in rage "I want rid of those impetuous children Robert and Jubilation, do you realise how hard it is to remove permanent marker from you skin….LET ME TELL YOU IT IS BLOODY HARD!" Eric approaches the camera moustache and writing still evident on his face. The sound of the content of the big brother mansions cutlery drawer hitting the door is heard.
Hank walks in, wearing a baseball cap back to front to hide the claw marks on his head.
"This week I would like to nominate Jubilee for doing that unforgivable Twinkie stash raid, before I had classed her as one of my intimate few…" Hank thinks for a moment "…friends that is" Hank stops again and looks down at the chair "is it me or is this chair wet…" Hank leaps up from the chair "…EW old man pee, I never realised he had lost control of his bladder! Anyway my second nomination is for Eric for the fact he has peed on this chair and because you just dare not speak to him until he's had his coffee in the mornings. Also he hogs the fore mentioned coffee!"
Jubilee walks into the diary room stands and strikes a supermodel pose before writing her name in fireworks above her head, and the jumps into the chair at such a force it falls over. Jubilees head pokes up from behind the chair. "This is all that wrinkly old mans fault. I want him gone because A) he doesn't look very nice when he's sat around the pool in just his Speedos and B) he really can not take a joke. Secondly I would like to nominate Lucky…err…Logan for failing to realise what an excellent owner he had in me and forcing me to flee to another less manly dog!" Jubilee once again strikes her super model pose before leaving the diary room and promptly falling on her butt.
Logan enters the diary room before taking an evil swipe at the chair that is still sat upside down. Logan growls for good measure just to prove that no matter what anyone says he is definitely more manly than Victor!
"Ok let's dispose of the naked one eyed geek, and the wrinkly old man, because I don't like 'em!"
"Can you please elaborate on your reasons?"
Logan sighs irritably "Because Scott is always naked and stinks of urine, I also caught him trying to climb into bed with Bobby last night and the poor kid was absolutely terrified."
"And your reasons for nominating Eric?"
Snickt"Let's leave that shall we bub, I do not want to replay that whole dancing scene in my head ok?"
Gulps "Okay!"
Remy saunters in his now dirty 'I love the Rogue' t-shirt.
"Bonjour, My first nomination is for Eric for upsetting my poor lil Roguey tha otha day, and my second nomination is being for Jubilee for allowing Scott to sweet talk her and thus allow him to win ze bet!"
Remy blows a kiss at the camera before leaving the diary giggling like a school girl.
Rogue walks in a scowl on her face "Bobby just farted!" She announces disgusted
Rogue sits on the upturned chair with the stuffing hanging out and makes her nominations
"Firstly ah wanna get rid o' Jubilee coz she's annoyin' and so damn perky and secondly I wanna say goodbye to Scott coz seeing his … er… salami everyday aint doin' my already troubled mind any good!" Rogue says getting up and leaving a dent in the wall by punching it for good measure.
Scott walks in, in all his…er glory (?) he smirks at the camera, waving certain bits of him about more than is needed; his arms (hey get your mind out of the gutter! What did you think I meant?).
"I would like to nominate Eric, because he was looking particularly hot in his Speedo's and I really could do without the competition. Secondly and I really implore you here, Jubilee must go! I just can't seem to shake her off of my leg! She's clinging to me all the time and it's just not nice, I strip to stay cool and she heats me up no end!"
With that Scott stands up proudly opening the door, the white light pouring through the door frames him like a messiah.
Victor walks into the room wearing one of Hanks bright shirts that is about 6 sizes too small, a pair of Bermuda shorts and open toed sandals (not a nice sight I can assure you!)
Victor purrs at his reflection in the lens on the camera "I would like to nominate Eric who is taking the master of magnetism thing way to far! Secondly I would like to nominate Logan because sometimes he smells like a drowned dog and because he still has my adamantium skeleton!"
Victor chews of one of his toenails and grooms his inner thigh (yes…with his tongue) before leaving the diary room.
8:02PM
"This is Big Brother the housemates up for eviction this week are……"
5minutes later
"….Eric and…………………………………………………………………..Jubilee!"
"Aw nuts!" Eric sighs
"IT was YOU wasn't it LUCKY! You nominated ME, I bet Scottie didn't!" Jubilee hits Logan around the head with the tub of fish food.
Logan shoots her an evil glare but doesn't move from where he's staring at Rogues thighs (at least we think that's where he's staring!)
11:07PM
Victor is singing Bobby a lullaby to keep his nightmares (of Eric attacking him with an army of forks) at bay.
"I wuv joo Kitty"
"I know kid!"
Ok due to Storms er disappearance a new housemate is needed vote for who you want to see put in (most marvel characters considered except Nightcrawler I'm having enough trouble with the accents of Remy and Rogue!) or if you want one to see one of my Retribution x characters put in (imagine the Havoc Kat could reek! Check out the stories if you ain't familiar with the characters. Anyway do let me know in the reviews you are undoubtedly going to leave…please review!
Ok this stuff gets harder to write so if you have any ideas at all please share them with me! Reviews keep me going with out them I probably wouldn't bother writing this, as it makes my brain hurt! Anyway for now that is all!