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Day 11 in the Big Brother mansion
11:29AM
The housemates are eating their breakfast in the kitchen.
"ARGGHHHHHHHH!!" The housemates see a Strawberry blonde girl run past them hair aflame
"Hmmmm….must be the new girl" Hank says looking up from his Twinkies which are covered in milk.
"BOBBY" Then new housemate runs over to Bobby and squeezes him to her chest "I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE IN HERE! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SNUGGLEBUM?!"
Bobby looks puzzled and tries to inch away from her; unfortunately she still has him in a vicelike grip.
"Hank?" Bobby looks at Hank with big frightened eyes "Why am I melting?"
Hank tries not to panic but what are you supposed to do when you best friends Jeans are on fire? Hank ran to the sink and began to throw tumblers of water at Bobby in an ill fated attempt to douse the flames. Unfortunately the flames were spreading to some of Bobby's more…er…essential organs (hey that's where guys brains are remember! ;0P) Victor seeing his owner in such distress jumps up and away from his suspicious looking muffin (Are muffins supposed to have white hair?) and grabs his pal and throws him into the pool….well that was the intention anyway…unfortunately Victor forgot just how strong he really is resulting in Bobby landing on the regenerative marshmallow tree setting that too on fire.
Jubilee runs into the garden "Oh my god! Bobby are you okay?" She looks at Logan and points at Bobby "Go fetch Lassie!"
Logan merely growls at the suggestion
Jubilee looks downcast before she remembers her secret weapon "GO SCOTTIE WOOOT!"
Scott who is sat in the nude eating his ball bearing brunch selflessly runs to the aid of the young man being devoured by flames.
"Argh Get away from me you naked monster!" Bobby yells the smoke clearly bringing on delirium
"ARGH He was mean to me!" Scott says as he sits down the grass and begins to sob, Jubilee runs over to him as a way of misguided comfort.
Rogue who is leaning on the doorframe looking at the scenario in disgust yells at the male housemates (who are running around like headless chickens) "Why doesn't Bobby just ice himself up and put out the flames that way?"
The men look at her as if she has grown an extra head
"Don't be so ridiculous that would never work!" Eric comments scathingly eyes watering from the smell of singed hair.
Rogue looks directly at Bobby "Just try it sugar!"
Bobby nods his head and ices himself up, thus putting out the flames.
"It's a hard job but someone has to be right!" Rogue comments dusting off her hands as she returns to her breakfast (newspaper with milk).
12:57PM
The housemates have now ascertained that the incomers name is Kat, and that she is someone who causes mayhem and havoc where ever she goes (as proved by the cinders of what were once beds and the fish who are just coming to the boil).
"Bonjour chere!" Remy said joining Rogue in the living area where she was sewing up the scorch mark in her outfit
"Mornin' Swamprat!" Rogue said not looking up from her work.
Remy scooted up the sofa so he was sat almost on top of Rogue.
"Arghhh!!" The couple screamed in unison as shaving foam got squirted into their face.
The couple dove for Bobby and Jubilee
Bobby held up his hands innocently "It's ok its only Logan's shaving foam he won't miss it!"
"It's not than mon chere it's the fact that that was going to be our dinner this evening that distresses us after someone…" Remy looked pointedly at Scott who was staring out of the window emulating the movements of the common sparrow sat on the windowsill "…lost the task!"
1:23PM
"Where did you get that Twinkie from?" Hank asked Kat eyes narrowed
"I found it in the ground with big root like things growing out of it!" She said proudly showing Hank one of the fore-mentioned roots
"Oh my stars and Garters!" Hank crumpled to the floor and began to sob "They were going to grow but now…." He broke down again
"Its okay the monkey butlers always make me act like that too, all you have to do is fight your way out of their belly!" She said with a knowing smile before walking off
Hank looked at her back, puzzled by the monkey butler comment for a moment before running out into the garden and shoving his fingers down his throat.
"Alas all my Twinkies have been digested now I shall never have a Twinkie tree!" Hank said sadly before beating the ground with his huge blue fists "Why does nothing ever go right for me? WHY?" He yelled at the sky causing all the birds roosting in the fully healed marshmallow tree to flee from the vicinity.
2:54PM
Jubilee is worried about the impending eviction of either herself or Eric.
"I don't wanna leave you Lucky!" She wails clinging onto Logan's boot as he walks obliviously to the swimming pool
Victor who is giving 'pony' rides to Bobby and Kat points to his leg "Yer have a cling on!"
Logan looks down at his leg surprised before kicking out with his leg so hard Jubilee goes flying off. "Didn't notice just thought my Adamantium bones had gotten heavier" Logan says taking a drag of the freshly lit cigar
Victor growls at the reference to Logan's skeleton "That shudda been mine" He mutters to the floor
"What was that Creed?"
Victor smiles viciously "Nothing runt, just saying that when we get outta here I'm gonna show yer frail over there a good time" He says jerking his thumb over to were Jubilee is wailing at the top of her lungs
Logan looks at Jubilee "What? Her?"
Victor nod's as he bounces Kat up and down like she's a baby (ok she has the mentality of one)
"She ain't nothing to do with me bub!" Logan says pointing his cigar at Victor
"Then you won't mind if I meet up with her when I get out of here!"
"Keep yer grubby mitts off of her Creed" Logan eyes narrowed
Jubilee looks up interestedly at the discussion going on before her very eyes before flinging herself at Logan "YOU LOVE ME AFTER ALL!"
Logan embraces her uncomfortably, as Kat in the background flails her arms around in a fit of excitement.
Flames slowly creep up Jubilees yellow Mac
"Jubes darling' I think yer on fire!"
5:02PM
Logan is laying face down on the couch head buried under a pile of pillows as Jubilee looks on sadly and Bobby chews on his foot. Victor has his head immersed in the fish tank. Both are trying to block out a sound so terrifying it could even frighten the aliens 16 galaxies away. Kat singing
"At first I was afraid I was petrified,
Thought I could never live without you by my side,
But then I spent so many nights thinking how I did you wrong…
And I grew strong!"
The camera picks up the muffled sobs of Wolverine "My ears they're bleeding!"
Meanwhile…..
Eric has been called to the diary room.
"Good evening Eric!"
"Good evening big Brother"
"Eric what would you do with the money if you were to win X Big Brotherhood 2003?"
Eric shifts his weight in the chair and crosses his legs "If I won the big brother prize money I would buy a scrap metal yard" He pauses momentarily "No actually I would buy a small island fill it with mutants and use what's left over to spread terror and destruction throughout the human population"
"Erm…..thank you Eric you may now leave the diary room"
After….
"Hello Logan"
Logan merely grunts as way of reply.
"If you were to be the winner of big brother 2003 what would you spend the money on?"
Logan takes a drag on his cigar "Well I'd buy a strip joint, then as punishment I would make Scott sit and watch all of the shows until he died of embarrassment…or Jean kills him whichever is quicker!"
Bobby hearing everyone is being asked questions by Big Brother pushes his way through the door
"Ask me, ASK ME!" He says bouncing up and down on the chair
"Actually Bobby I wasn't going to ask you until tomorrow"
"ASK ME ASK ME DON'T MAKE ME USE MY LOUD VOICE!"
*SIGHS* "Ok what would you do with the money if you won this game?"
"I'd buy ICE!"
Big Brother *Blinks* "Right…I don't know how I survived so long without knowing"
Bobby smiles oblivious to the sarcasm "I thought so" and with that walks out triumphantly.
The last housemate to be question today gets called into the diary room.
"So Jubilee if you were to win Big Brotherhood what would you do with the winnings"
"Well…" Jubilee thinks for what a whole nano second?! "I'd spend it in the mall and buy a life times supply of yellow Macs!"
6:30PM Eviction Time
"This is Big Brother the third person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is….."
Camera pans to where Kat is chewing on a sock stuffed full of stray hairs from the plug hole
"…Jubilee!"
Jubilee begins to wail in such a high pitched manner that only dogs (Victor, Logan and Jean Grey in her coven) can hear her. She flings herself into Logan's arms.
"No one loves me" She sobs
Logan strokes her hair as she makes his t-shirt wet with tears with only a little look of displeasure in his eyes
She looks hopefully at him "*You* do though don't you Lucky"
"Well er…I wouldn't say love exactly!"
Jubilee commences her wail
Kat sticks her hand in the air "I know, I know its Gloria Gaynor!"
Everyone blinks at her for a moment
"Sure I love ya kid" Logan says when the wailing is getting on everybody's nerves
"Now you remember to wrap up warm, it's a chilly night out there!" Victor warns fretfully giving the small girl a fatherly hug
7:00PM
Logan has come to the diary room to speak to Big Brother
"I know I didn't like the little brat while she was here but now that's she's gone…" He stops for a moment to compose himself "...I kinda miss her" Tears begin to stream down his face as he put his hand over the camera lense and the screen falls black
Kat is from My Retribution X series which are a bit of good fun! So get a free minute please do read them and don't forget to review!
Also up is 'The Monster Mash-Hank McCoy style' which is just a bit of insanity!
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