Oh, I am such a goon when it comes to nonsense. XP
The Poring
Once upon a time in the beautiful world of Sakura Romance, two Novices named JLT4 and MBT4 were chatting happily together. They decided to go to Mjolnr Mountains to train. Using the Twin Towers they were teleported and began to fight Creamys. They were going to be Super Novices, you see. Suddenly a Creamy Card dropped onto the floor.
"Omg!" typed JLT4.
"Take it!" typed MBT4.
Just then, a Poring came along, smiling on its cute little pink, smily face. Toink, toink! It absorbed the card.
"SHRIEK!" typed JLT4.
They chased after it and finally killed it. JLT4 took the Creamy Card and typed, "Muahahaha!"
Now in Poring Heaven, this specific Poring was not happy at all. It had been very pleased with its load when those stupid Novices had come and killed it. So the little Poring went Toink! Toink! to find a Mastering. He got the Mastering to agree with his plan and they cackled together evilly. It sounded something like this: Cackle, cackle, cackle, choke.
The next day, the two Novices came back to Mjolnr and started fighting Creamys again. Suddenly, the Poring that they had killed yesterday appeared. Of course, it was not a Poring anymore. It was an Angeling! Bum bum bum! Beside it was the huge Mastering, summoning Marins, Poporings, Drops and of course Porings. They started to beat up the Novices. When they were left with red hitpoints, the Angeling stepped in. Whack! It hit JLT4 for 1111. Whack! It hit MBT4 for 999. The Novices died, and when they appeared back in their save point, they noticed that someone had summoned MVPs. So they died about a dozen times until a Knight, Priest and Hunter came and killed it.
The moral of the story: Think twice before killing a cute bouncy blobby creature that has friends in high places.