Sorry I haven't updated in ages but I've been busy passing my driving test, reading some of the other wonderful fics out there (I really recommend xXrogue-demonXx stories Hell is spelled Angel and Raised by the X-men fics they are freakin' hilarious!!!)

 Thank you all for your reviews they are greatly appreciated in response to xXRogue-DemonXx Rogue will start being a little (emphasis on the little) nice to Remy soon!

Also to Regret1017 I dont feel I know enough about the characters you mentioned to write about them at this point however I may some time in the future do a sequel to this (after I have done an X-men Evolution one) featuring the characters you mentioned!

Hyperwriter I gave serious thought to putting Kurt in but to be honest the reason I decided against it was solely due to his accenti have difficulty writing Rogue and Remy's as it is but maybe he may get a small cameo sometime…but he will defiantly be in the evo one.

May Black the prize is money…how much I ain't decided yet and as for who wins you'll have to keep reading and maybe even cast a few votes to find out!

Anyway on with the show….

Day 13 in the Big Brotherhood Mansion ~ Nomination day

11:39AM

Remy is wandering around the mansion doing nothing in particular except for flicking ash over Logan's sleeping form (who's Big Brothers resident psychiatrist tell us is Remy's love rival). He is quietly humming T.A.T.U 'All the things she said'.

"Whatcha doin'?" Bobby asks Remy innocently eyes huge and Bambi like.

Remy blinks at Bobby for a second as if waiting for him to pull out a machine gun "Nutt'in'"

"Ok" Bobby blinks back at Remy for a moment "Do you want some Pritt stick?" Bobby asks holding out the fore mentioned Pritt stick before biting a chunk off and chewing it animatedly.

"No t'anks Remy be fine"

"You don't know what you are missing!" Bobby says through a mouthful of the white glue (luckily Pritt sticks ain't very strong or he might not be able to open his mouth…wait is that a bad thing?)

12:12PM

Victor is watching the chickens 'frolic' (hey Victors phrasing not mine) with each other, every now and again he is heard to giggle like a freckly gap toothed kid.

*SHRIEK*

Victors head jerks up as he tries to locate where the shriek came from

*SHHHHRRRRIIIEEEEKKK* "HELP!"

Victor looks longingly at the chickens with a sigh before heading off towards the girly shriek.

"Scott what's wrong?" He says looking across to where Scott is cowering and biting his lip in fear as tears well up in his eyes.

Scott points a shaky finger to a small clump of foliage

"What?" Victor gets on his hands and knees and peers at the plant

"Cat…at…ip…illler" Scott chokes out

Sabretooth holds the green hairy caterpillar up and peers at it quizzically "Poor little caterpillar" He mumbles as the caterpillar squirms between his clawed hands.

"Get it awaaaaayy from me!" Scott says hiding behind the marshmallow tree creating a barrier between him and the fearsome creature of the wild.

Victor nods sadly as he dangles the caterpillar that above his head which he tilts back opening his mouth so the camera gets a good look at his teeth. Slowly he drops the caterpillar in his mouth and chews it slowly savouring the taste before swallowing.

"YUCK! VICTOR JUST ATE A CATERPILLER!"  Scott sing songs imitating the grass that everyone hates at school, wait did I just say imitating.

All the other housemates step out of the patio doors and point and laugh….

Victor looks up at his fellow comrades tears welling up in his eyes. "All I wanted was to be accepted…" He sniffs

Bobby looks at his pet sadly "KITTY!" He cries running up to him and hugging him.

Bobby looks around to where Kat has just set fire to a branch, he grabs it off of her "Back you brutes…back I say!" He waves the flaming branch in front of him as one would to a pack of wolves if in the wild.

Eric shrugs and makes hi way back to the mansion, Logan wets his fingers and puts out the small flaming branch shaking his head in disgust before going back into the house following the other housemates who are planning a game of limbo.

"Wait comes back…." Scott pleads in a small voice

"See I protected you Kitty like you protected me" Bobby said with a proud grin

"I know kid" Victor beams down at his friend

"I love you Kitty"

"I love you too kid"

12:57PM

Eric has come to the diary room to speak to Big Brother

"Hello Eric"

"Hello Big Brother. I came here to once again plead the case of taking charge of this wishy washy group. They need domination especially the mutant name Logan, god knows how he lives from one day to the next without someone there to guide him, he's incompetent and a complete sissy."

"Okay"

"Scott also needs some good ol' fashioned hatred instilled into him, he is so full of love and life it is quiet simply revolting. I tell you he wouldn't get away with wandering around the savage land naked without getting his chopper bitten in half; he just doesn't look after it. Now if I had a chopper like that I would be polishing it everyday, regardless of how far away it was."

"I take it you mean his helicopter"

"Yes what else do you think I'm talking about?"

"I just wanted to clear that up was all?"

"Well okay…" Eyes Big Brother camera suspiciously "So what do you say?"

"Do as you wish Eric Big Brother is losing interest in the housemates"

"Yay!" Eric punches the air before colouring and coughing "I mean…good…good" Eric stumbles out of the door.

Eric stares in a mixture of horror, admiration and disgust as he is met by Remy jumping from chair to chair, serenading his one love (Rogue) with a rendition of 'Under the sea' ala Sebastian the crab.

"…Darlin' its better,

Down where its wetter,

Take it from me!"

Remy stops to blow a kiss at Rogue before continuing his performance which has Bobby, Hank and Kat clapping and swaying in unison. Kat in fact has even lit the tip of her finger and is waving in the same manner as people at concerts wave their lighters, ok so she set light to Scott's trousers, what does it matter? He hardly keeps them on for long anyway.

"What the hell is going on here?" Remy stops in his tracks and looks shamefacedly at Eric whose face has turned the same colour as that fancy cape of his. "I turn my back for one minute and look what happens….well let me tell you there shall be some changes around here starting NOW!"

"Says you and who's army?" Logan questions defiantly

Several forks and knifes fly towards the housemates hovering just in front of their faces

"Ohhhh pointy!" Kat says in a voice of wonder as she tries to pluck one the fork from the air but finding it refusing to budge.

Logan whimpers as a fork hovers dangerously close to his crown jewels.

"Yeah that's what I thought!" Eric says puffing out his chest in triumph.

3:01PM

Eric's rain of terror continues in the X Big Brotherhood mansion, he has threatened housemates with everything from paperclips to frying pans, from safety pins to his fist.

"This sucks" Rogue grumbles as she cleans all the metal objects out of the pool to avoid 'unnecessary rust'.

"I agree my dear, I fear Eric has taken his charade of Robin Hood to far" Hank is washing all the 'child spit' off of the marshmallow tree.

"Robin hood?"

"Well see if you can come up with any better at such short notice!" Hank says grumpily not having forgotten his blank spots from the day before and the funny matting of his fur having awoken from the fore mentioned blank spots.

"Ah can't stand this anymore!" Rogue says rolling up her sleeves

"Oh dear…that can only mean one thing…" Hank shakes his head in dismay.

In Eric's head quarters alias the kitchen

"Well if monsieur Eric not like 'Under da sea' den Remy can sing a different song" Remy protests as Rogue strides through the door and grabs Eric by the wrist.

*Gulp*

A smile spreads slowly across Remy's face as he watches what goes on between Rogue and Eric "Remy knew Rogue help him out…." However the smile dies on Remy's lips as he watches Rogue embrace Eric

"Ya know sugah I always admired a man who is not afraid to take charge" Rogue drawls into Eric's ear

Eric looks shocked for a moment before he grins "Well had I known that my dear it is a course of action I should have endeavoured to make earlier."

Remy's face drops and tears well up in his Red and Black eyes as he walks dejectedly out of the room.

 4:00PM

"Ha ha I hit Henry!" Bobby exclaims running around the pool having just pelted the blue mutant with a condom (found in Logan's bedside cabinet) full of water.

"Why you little!" Henry runs after Bobby sounding more mirthful than the threat would imply.

"Your IT!" Bobby yells at Victor happily as he runs giggling with Hank and hides behind the Marshmallow tree.

Victor looks full of the thrill of the chase as he collides with Kat who is toasting (by the way of cremating) a chunk of marshmallow.

"YOUR IT!" Victor yells in his deep gravely tones.

Kat looks up slightly startled

"Ohhh I get it…." Kat says finally seeming to catch on and running after Bobby "SNAP!!"

As if from nowhere a paperclip bent in the shape of a sea horse flies at Henrys ear and pierces it causing blood to gush….ok ok seep through his wound and mat…ok ok slightly dampen the fur surrounding it.

"Ohhhh ketchup" Kat says beginning to drool.

Hank looks more surprised than hurt or angry

"Assassination!" Victor yells at the top of his lungs to alert the others of the dangers facing them.

Kat covers her finger with Hanks blood and licks it off "Mmm…Tomatoey goodness…that tastes like the metal monopoly pieces"

Moments later in the sitting room.

Eric is sat with Rogue on his withered up old mans lap as he is surrounded with his minions.

"It seems we are under attack from those evil metal objects known by the common populace as PAPERCLIPS!" Dr. McCoy informs his housemates.

"Are they what we eat for dinner?" Kat asks looking up fro the square of carpet on which she is gnawing.

The housemates decide to ignore the teen in the ever elusive hope that she will go away if ignored for long enough.

"So what exactly are we going to do about this infestation of metal objects?" Eric says trying to keep a serious face the others seeming oblivious to the fact that this was all in fact Eric's doing

Bobby waves his hand in the air

"What is it kid cant ya see were doin' big people stuff?" Logan asks Bobby irritably

"Big people" Rogue snorts an obvious jibe at Logan's height

Logan scowls menacingly at Rogue, the camera does a close up of that look, which reveals abundant nose hair.

Bobby and Kat are now both waving their hands in the air.

Hank and Victor smile gently at the 'children' "Go on Kat you speak first"

"Can I go wee? I'm busting'" She says as Hank shakes his head.

"You may" Victor says warmly

"Way to get rid o' the kid!" Logan says holding his hand up waiting for Victor to high five lets just say he was waiting a long time.

Bobby's hand waving is now becoming frantic and small straining sounds are coming from him

"What is it sugah?" Rogue says crouching in front of him in the same manner as you would crouch in front of a whining puppy, which in a way he is.

"Well we're protected from the evil pointy thingy m bobs cause we got Eric and he can train 'em to be good like that car he lifted up and the paperclips he made in to animals. He can protect us!" Bobby grins knowingly

"Oh my stars and garters, young Robert is right!" Hank exclaims in surprise

"ALL HAIL KING ERIC!" Victor yells bowing down at his feet a move mirror by all the other housemates bar Rogue.

Nomination time

Bobby bounces into the diary room on a pogo stick before falling in heap on the floor with a loud crack

"Ow my head" He says rubbing the sore spot luckily there was nothing in his head to harm "My first nomination is for Scott because he smells icky, kinda like stale fake cheese. My second nomination is for Kat because she keeps following me around and trying to hold my hand and it makes me wanna barf…EW girl germs!"

Bobby then puts the pogo stick on his shoulders and bounces on the spot. "Man this thing is WILD!"

Eric floats into the room followed by an army of metal sporks, which he drops as soon as he enters the diary room.
"I wish to nominate Remy because I feel he is my only real threat in the love rival front, after all what other competition do I have 3 ape men (no offence Hank) and a Chihuahua man. My second nomination is for the fore mentioned Chihuahua man, okay Scott Summers because this morning I woke up to him snuggling up to me and when I questioned him he said it was because he was cold and I was like a hot water bottle and to be quite frank Big Brother it scared me" Eric whimpers slightly as he walks dejectedly out of the diary room with his now limp sporks following them. A yell of "HE TAMED THE SPORKS" is heard from the living area.

Hank hula's in wearing a Bermuda shirt and a grass skirt

"Aloha Big Brother, my first nomination is for Logan because as someone who endeavours to open the channels of communication between the different mental generations within the mansion I feel Logan diminishes my good work by being quite frankly icy to Iceman and harsh to Kat. My second nomination is for Eric because I feel he is my main rival on the intellect scale, I have also after many hours of deliberation seen through his plan of domination over the housemates and while I would have succumbed to his leadership as I have to Scott's over the years if it was proposed in an honest, open way I object to his underhand way of doing things"

With that off of his chest Hank Limbo's out of the door under an imaginary pole.

Kat comes in hair a flame "Ohhh pretty camera…." Camera one is taken out of action due to a well aimed (or misaimed if she meant to hit the camera which she was looking at) fire ball.

"My first nomination would be for the piece of chalk by my bed because I think it is stalking me and giving me dirty looks, and I also want the man with the moustache off of the Pringles to go because he's got a mean face…"

"Kat you have to nominate actual people not inanimate objects or cartoons"

"Oh so I can vote for that lump of smelly cheese…"

"Yep you can vote for Scott"

"Who said anything about Scott, but now you mention it I do want him gone because he sings in the shower almost as good as me [viewers are reminded of the cracked tiles and shower cubicle which are testament to the pairs singing er….talent], I also want that man with the grey hair and the mean eyes to go because he need ironing."

"You mean Eric?"

"Maybe… yes Eric yes" Kat falls silent for a moment before running giggling from the room.

Logan comes in wearing pink bunny socks kindly loaned to him by Victor.

"I wanna boot out the brat Kat or whatever she's called cause she's too noisy and I wanna see the back end of Victor as he gets kicked out cause his mother Teresa attitude ain't foolin' me" With that Logan walks out scraping his claws along the wall as he does so.

Remy walks in in an 'I hate Eric' t-shirt.

"Remy wanna nominate Eric for stealin' his belle, he also wanna nominate Eric…."

"You have to vote for 2 different people Remy"

"D'oh! In dat case den Remy vote against Logan cause his body may lure my belle away from Eric and thus me!"

Remy charges up the chair with kinetic energy as he leaves the room.

Rogue walks in just as the chair explodes

"Dat damn Swamprat!" Rogue growls menacingly. "I vote for Remy cause he gives up on a gal to easily provin' he ain't as interested as he makes out.  I also wanna vote out whatever females are left in the house because they may take some of the attention which is reserved only for me"

"That would be Kat then"

"That's what ah just said!" Rogues stomps out of the room leaving small footprints pitted into the floor.

Scott minces in wearing a bright pink shirt proclaiming 'Gay Pride'

"Hi there, I would like to put Logan up for nomination because he is so grumpy, I don't think he realises what that scowl is doing to his complexion. I also think that Remy should go because I feel he may want to tae up the gay icon mantle from me and be better at it and the thought of it makes me cry"  And testament to truth Scott's visor begins to mist as he hurries from the room.

Victor prowls in to the room wearing a chicken feather coat with what looks like fish scale panels, it is a truly weird look.

"This gets harder every time I haveta do it. First person I would like to see be evicted is Scott for just being Scott and Hank for stealing the children's affections by plying them with sugary confectionary and almost as much love as I could give…" Victors bottom lip quivers "…I love those kids"

Announcement on who is up for eviction

The housemates are sat at the foot of King Eric's throne.

"The housemates up for eviction are ….. In alphabetical order…. Eric…..Kat…"

Sighs of relief are heard for the other housemates before remember this will displease the king and incur his wrath; however Big Brother hasn't finished yet.

"…Logan…"

"3 People up for nomination" Rogue exclaims in surprise

"…Remy…"

"Merde!"

"….and Scott"

"Oh golly gee whiz what fun this shall be!"

"Shut up you dick" Logan growls

Ok so who gets evicted you decide!! Review me who you think should go, all reviews are gratefully received, they are truly appreciated. So please do just that!