Thanks to all who reviewed the last chapter and made that lil' dream of mine of getting over 50 reviews for a fic a reality- god bless your souls *sniffles* I would make a personal comment to you all but unfortunately I haven't got time today, but I want y'all to know that your reviews are what are keeping this fic going, without you we wouldn't be going anywhere! I have taken into account all of your votes but we had a tie break between 3 characters really so with the help of Oracles Maiden I choose who I think should be evicted from the 3! As Always a HUGE thank you!
I hope you shan't be disappointed in this chapter…I was as I am finding it increasingly hard to think of things for the remaining characters to do and so this chapter may seem slightly disjointed! However please if you have any ideas on what you want to see inflicted upon the housemates next let me know.
Day 14 in the X Big Brotherhood Mansion
7:12AM
Rogue has dragged herself out of bed determined to pour out her heart to Big Brother
"Ah feel so guilty, using a poor defenceless old man just to get outta a bit of housework. Its poor Remy ah feel sorry for left heartbroken, ah swear to god that ah heard him cry last naht."
Rogue grins evilly for a moment "Mind you, ya know what they say bout playin' hard ta get!"
Rogue skips happily out of the diary room before realising she looked HAPPY and carefully placed that grumpy scowl on her face and stomped into the kitchen to throw some pans about to wake up the Cajun.
8:10AM
The housemates are gathered around the table for breakfast, Eric's previous reign of terror momentarily forgotten (well until he gets some coffee in him any way).
"Can I have some Crayons to colour my placemat in with?" Kat asks an agitated looking Logan
There is a momentary pause before the next question is asked
"Do we have any live food?"
Everyone looks at Victor and blinks for good measure.
"What?!" He shrugs looking exasperated
"Never mind I'll colour it in black!" Kat says setting light to the placemat and grinning at it manically.
Scott runs around clutching his head in his hands screaming "Someone call 911! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY CALL 911!"
Kat just stares at him with wide eyed innocence before Bobby puts it out (ok so he was trying to cool down his hot chocolate but he was hailed as a hero afterwards so who's gonna tell?)
The camera suddenly pan's to Hank who has caught the camera mans beady little eyes with his almost frantic hand gestures and gripping of his own throat.
"What's wrong Hankster?" Bobby asks as small tears of fear fall down his face and freeze there like little tearful icicles.
"I've seen that kind of behaviour before in my weapon X days. It looks like he's finally snapped due to the trauma of the last few days" Victor says between mouthfuls of his fish finger soup
"You and your weapon X days is that all you ever talk about?? You make it sound like you were the only one there!" With that Logan throws his chair backwards and stomps moodily into the boys bedroom where he slams the door so hard a crack forms up the wall.
"What porcupine did he sit on this morning?" Scott asks nibbling a slice of toast primly as he throws a pair of underwear over the back of Logan's now empty chair
"What the hell hell are you doing? Doing?" Eric asks having not drunk his morning coffee yet.
"Don't worry they just need airing then they will be ready for action."
Everyone backs their chairs slightly away from Scott's underwear and the smell which they emit.
"Is there something something wrong with him him?" Eric asks pointing a shaky finger at Hank, a finger that resembles that of someone who has been immersed in water for to long.
Hank is pointing at the light and wincing
"Its ok he'll get better soon" Victor reassures the group before leaning over to Kats plate and stealing an almost ashen sausage.
Rogue on the other hand is guarding her empty plate with a vicious ferocity, she has her knife and fork poised in such a way as warns others that she will stab their eyes out if they come near her. Remy however is oblivious to this as he weeps gently into his bowl, stopping momentarily to glance at Rogue and begin the whole ritual all over again.
PHHHHRFFFFTTTT The sound cuts through the air like a pair of jeans ripping and is followed by an unholy stench.
"Robert Drake playing the tuba" Bobby announces before bowing in front of his 'adoring' crowd (adoring in the sense the have pinched their nose and are muttering 'Ew' and 'Disgusting', well all except Kat who announces that she should have lit it and made it last longer).
Dr. Henry McCoy sits silently for a moment apparently surveying the scene around him, before twitching violently. No one makes a move to help him, no one makes a noise (except Remy who is still weeping can you say get over it?), everyone watches with shock as Hank suddenly erupts into the most demonic yet highly contagious laughter known to mutant kind. It isn't long before all present are laughing.
Suddenly Logan opens the door to the bedroom takes one look at the kitchen table and its occupants before wailing in a strangely Un Logan/ Un manly voice "Why are you always picking on me?" Logan tosses his 'hair' over his shoulder before slamming the door again and adding yet another crack to the map that is the ceiling.
12:27PM
Hank having gotten over his 'breakfast trauma' is now having a nice relaxing bath and singing Barry White, surely the most relaxing of relaxing pursuits.
Suddenly the door bursts open to reveal a tear stricken….Scott!
"Oh my stars and $@%*£&# Garters what the name of all that is decent are you doing barging in here?" Hank yells in a manner that is indicative that this is no longer a pleasurable experience for him.
Scott just stares at Hank wide eyed "Does that fur go …."
Scott isn't able to finish his question as Hank begins to yell "RAPE" at the top of his lungs
Eric marches into the room (having drunk his supply of coffee for the morning and thus empowered) followed by his minions and Kat (who would want her as a minion?)
"Just what exactly is going on in here?" Eric asks in the manner of a judge
"I was leisurely using the bathroom facilities when that burst in with a stream of drool hanging from his fishlike mouth and…"Hank can not go on as he bursts into tears
Scott is stood looking shocked
"I always knew you were of the other persuasion, don't get me wrong I am not against such practices but when you try and enforce it on those of us who do not partake…well lets just say you should pack your bags" Eric points at the door.
"ALL HAIL OUR BRAVE AND WISE LEADER!" Logan cries flopping onto the floor and bowing, a movement echoed by all but Scott, Hank and Rogue (ya don't have to worship the leader if you've made him fancy you apparently).
1:12PM
The housemates are now sat at the dinner table listening to the instructions from they're new leader.
"Victor you shall be in charge of the poultry, Logan you shall do everyone's washing, I won't designate any jobs to Kat or Scott, cause Kats dangerous and Scott's a perv. Who will no doubt, if the public are sane, be booted out! Anyway as I was saying Rogue your job is to fawn over me, Remy has to clean out the toilet and swimming pool…"
"Who just kicked me??" Rogue explodes angrily "Was it you swamp rat?"
Remy looks up surprised "Non, how can it be Remy when he is sat right next to you?"
Rogue sees the sense in what he is saying and folds her arms grumpily.
A Minute later….
"Chere, I know dat Remy be irresistible but please no footsy under de table when Remy trying to listen!" Remy seems oblivious to the fact that this is what he has been wanting since he came into the house – a bit of action with Rogue no matter how small.
"It ain't me ya big lug, its that freak" Rogue points a gloved finger at Scott
"Merde…now Remy have to disinfect his leg!"
2:00PM
Scott has come to the diary room to speak to Big Brother.
"It's all got too much for me Big Brother, not only do I have to contend with bullies on an hourly basis but I must try and control my animal urges that are close to boiling point." Scott breaks down and weeps into his pink lacy hanky.
"You see I've found myself feeling attracted to…"
"Your male housemates, yes big brother had guessed you was gay"
"NO!"
"Saucepans?"
"NO!"
"Curry powder?"
"?!"
"Dead people cause they don't find you boring?"
Scott looks disgusted at Big Brothers accusation "No actually I was going to say the goldfish"
"Oh my god the sooner you get out of here the better!"
2:30PM
Bobby has been sing the batman theme for the last 47 minutes and 36 seconds
"Dunna nana nananannaanan BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN!"
"WHO IN THE NAME OF GOD WROTE THE SURPRISING ENDING TO THIS NOVEL ON ITS FIRST PAGE?" Comes Rogues yell as she stomps into the seating area
Bobby raises his hand still singing the Batman theme.
"WHY?!"
"Because Mr. Wheelie chair man said that I should practice my handwriting while I was away"
"You are one demented child!" Eric groans from where he is laying down his plans to invade the studio and then THE WORLD.
"Least I didn't buy a bucket load of mint flavour dental floss just to lick the flavour off of it"
"Neither did I" Eric says in that annoying patronising voice of his
Bobby looks puzzled as he scratches his head "Your right you didn't that was me too!"
3:17PM
Hank and Kat are in the garden performing an investigation of the most scientific nature.
"CROOOOAAAAAKKKK!"
"What ya doin?" Victor asks pouncing over to the pair
"We're doing a public investigation into how slowly we can croak." Hank informs Victor in his best 'I have a diploma' voice.
"Oh can I join in? Can I? Can I?" Creed bounces on the spot excitedly.
Hank gets his stopwatch ready and awaits Victor to begin.
"BUUUUUURRRRPPPP!"
"No! You're meant to croak not burp!"
Victor hangs his head shamefully "Sorry can I try again?"
"Sure!"
3:30PM
Rogue is watching the proceedings of the experiment from the safety of the mansion
"What d'ya fink they're doin' out there swamp rat?"
"Ohh la la! Remy tink dat da belle is beginning to warm to Remy!"
"Ya ain't as bad as ya seemed at first and at least ya don't smell like cabbage like bucket head."
"Ohh la la! Remy take dat as a compliment!"
Eric stands up suddenly and waves his hands
"The leader has a message for us!" Logan yells drawing the others in from outside
Eric puffs out his chest importantly clad in his cape which reads 'Magnificent one'.
"From henceforth I shall be known by one and all as Conquistador!"
"Ohh la la!"
"Swamp rat?"
"Ohh la la! You called Remy chere?"
"Shut up with the Ohh la la already!"
5:58PM
The housemate's thoughts have turned to the evictions that are looming upon them.
"I don't wanna leave!" Scott bawls pounding the floor with his fists "You can't make me if I don't wanna!"
"Shut up ya ugly runt!" Victor growls his calm exterior slipping for the first time since he has entered the mansion.
Kat however seems oblivious from the fact that the house will soon be one housemate short as she walks around before homing in on Logan.
"Excuse me oh creepy clawed one but can I ask what gender you are?"
Logan looks at Kat as if he's going to throttle her *Snickt*
"Oh I get it your one of those hermit crabs that Ash told me about" Kat edges away from Logan until she bumps into the wall which she promptly apologises to.
Hank has chosen to escape the gloomy atmosphere residing upon the house as the housemates hope that this will be their lucky day and Scott will finally get the boot and is in the garden 'mowing' the lawn with a pair of toenail scissors.
Eric or Conquistador is looking closely at a map deliberating which island should become his mutant haven from where he shall launch his attacks against those annoying squatters on Camberley road, oh and don't forget those pesky humans.
Bobby is signalling that his conversation with his imaginary friend, given the original name of Bobby, has come to a close by clamping his hands over his ears and singing 'Jingle Bells'.
While in the corner Rogue and Remy are conversing…not *shock horror* arguing.
As you can see Eviction night affects the housemates in very different ways.
6:30 Eviction time
"The forth person to be Evicted from the Big Brother mansion will be….."
Remy is twitching nervously,
while Logan is polishing his claws ready to slice and
dice all who voted for him.
The camera now pans to the other nominee's: Eric is debating between New Zealand and Ireland for his mutant haven, while Scott has
stuffed a jockstrap bearing a picture of Xavier on the front in his mouth and
Kat is seen to be playing cats cradle with her feet.
"KAT!"
There is a collective groan of disappointment from the other housemates as they realise that Scott will be staying
Kat looks up startled "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Rogue explains to Kat in an uncharacteristically friendly manner what Big Brother means.
Kats face contorts in pain as she yells "MAY TERROR RAIN ON ALL OF YOUR HOMES…."
Kat thinks for a moment "…accept Bobby's coz you live where I do…" She pauses again and blinks "…or Eric's coz you're the leader and you have good fashion sense and you look like you've been in the bath too long."
7:15PM
The housemates are in uproar that Scott has remained in the house, several have tried suicide seeing this as the only way out. Big Brother is now making a surprise announcement to the housemates
"Due to the unrest among the housemates Big Brother has decided to award you with a party tomorrow..."
A screech is heard from behind Logan as the camera spins to see Scott being dragged away by Big Brother officials (otherwise known as Colossus and Pete Wisdom).
"SAVE ME! LOGAN PLEASE SAVE ME!" Scott pleads as he is dragged out of the door
Logan folds his arms over his chest "Now why would I wanna do a silly thing like that bub?"
"…yes that was the other thing; we've decided to evict Scott"
Thanks for reading! Remember feel free to leave me ideas, let me know who you want up for eviction next or just let me know what you think! In fact I beg you to do the above! Much thanks!