Chapter Four

Disclaimer: The characters, places, and mythology contained here did not come from Emma, but rather from Joss Whedon. He, along with Mutant Enemy and Twentieth Century Fox, own all the legal rights to this stuff

"We're going to bring demons to Sunnydale?" Jonathan asked in fear. "I thought we wanted to rule the town."

"Yea, it was in our original pack when we banded together!" Andrew protested. "I don't want a bunch of demons running our town! This is supposed to be for us!"

Warren nodded. "You two are right, for once," he murmured to himself. "What we need is a way to get the Slayer to us so we can kill her."

Jonathan's eyes widened. "No way, we're not killing anyone! Not Buffy!"

"She would do the same once she found us and was returned to her usual lack of height," Warren snapped.

"He's right!" Andrew added. "We can be super villains without killing people! We could just play with cool things."

Warren made a dismissive sound as he looked in shock at Jonathan and Andrew. "We can play with cool things too, but Buffy is the one thing preventing us from ruling Sunnydale."

"She can't exactly rule it now though," Jonathan argued. "She's only five inches tall."

"B-but if we kill Buffy, then who's going to control all the demons and vampires to make sure they don't rule Sunnydale?" Andrew reminded Warren.

Warren nodded as he smiled wickedly as he began searching frantically through his old files. "I think I may have an idea," he said with a smile.

"Do you really think it'll work?" Jonathan asked as he saw Warren pull files out of the cabinet. "I mean, some demons know we shrunk her."

Warren smiled. "Oh, I know this one will work," he began. His statement was soon followed by his trademarked "evil laugh of victory".

Dawn smiled quickly with a laugh as she opened the door to her house. "Home sweet home," she announced as she opened the door wider, allowing her friends and some other people from school to enter the house.

"Your sister's really out of town?" one of the guys from her history class asked curiously.

Dawn nodded. "Everyone's out of town except me. Some business thing."

"Awesome," the guy said as he walked further in and headed for the fridge. "Dawn, you are aware that there's no soda in there, right?" he asked.

"That's 'cause all the soda's out here, dumbass," Janice said as she carried in two large bags filled with soda cans.

"Now we can party," the guy announced as he walked over and grabbed a soda.

"That was the idea," Dawn said with a smile. "Just don't go into my mom's old room. The women living there leave things all over the place."

"Do you hear that?" Buffy asked, listening closely as she put her tiny head to the floor.

Willow nodded. "Sounds kinda like Nerf Herder," she pointed out.

"And that only happens when Dawn's having a party," Buffy added. "Oh she is so grounded!" She frowned. "As soon as we can get downstairs to end the party."

"Buffy, it's taken all day just to get down from the jewelry box," Xander pointed out. "I don't think we'll make it down to end the party.

"No, but we can try," Buffy said as she headed for the door.

"She's beautiful," Jonathan announced.

"I can't believe we got her up in only a few hours. Last time I made her it took days," Warren said in amazement.

"And she works, right?" Jonathan asked curiously.

Warren nodded. "She'll be the perfect decoy."

"But more than that, right?" Jonathan asked again. "I mean, she was built the original way you built her, right?"

Warren nodded. "Yes indeed she was. She stops the demons and we get all the sex."

The three of them smiled as they looked at their ingenious creation: The Buffybot.