Disclaimer: Blah blah blah don't own Star Wars.....
Yavara sat in the kitchen making cookies for all the readers of this story.
"Hello", she said, "I know something you don't know. Hehehe."
Suddenly the author appeared out of nowhere. This scared and shocked Yavara.
"Sorry Ms. Author Ma'am!" Yavara squealed, "I'll tell them right away!"
"No I will", the author replied.
"NO I WANNA!" Yavara screamed.
"No I am the author", she said, "I can do what I want because I created you."
Yavara frowned.
"Ok people", the author continued, "If you would be so kind as to click on my profile and read Yavara Meets The Force. I think you'll like it, but it is a work in progress type thing."