Disclaimer: You know the drill. None of The Princess Diaries is mine except for Lauren and anyone else that seems unfamiliar.
Authors note: This chapter might suck because I'm kinda rushing but whatever. Oh and before I forget all of you guys should read 'To die for' by risethesettingstar. It is laterally the greatest fanfic's, I for one have ever read. Risethesettingstar is a really fantastic writer. But anyway guys please read that story (after you read and review mine of course). To die for is depressing though so be sure to read something happy after (coughmystorycough). Anyway on with The CracKing Diaries . . .
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Ch. 6 Nutty Royale
Homeroom, Monday, October 13
I'm going to tutor Mia today this rocks. I'm going to try and ask Lauren next period what I should say to her (Mia).
French, Monday, October 13
You know, I completely forgave Lauren and Felix for dating secretly and not telling me about it. I mean it took a while, but I still forgave them. But I guess that's not enough for Lauren. Now she won't talk to me in French or English.
And now our French teacher is giving us dirty looks, because I'm still trying to get Lauren to talk to me. Or even look at me.
Or she might be giving me a dirty looks, because I'm typing in this laptop. Yea, that could be it.
Lunch, Monday, October 13
Felix finally got Lauren to forgive me after he talked to her during Chemistry. They wouldn't tell me what he had to do to finally convince her though.
So I asked Lauren what she thought I should say to Mia and she was all, "just act like you normally do, no girl will be able to resist you when you act like yourself. Trust me." Which is so not going to work, I mean I've been acting like myself for years and millions of girls have been able to resist me. And Lauren's a girl why would she alone be able to resist me, and go out with my best friend? When I tried to point this out to Lauren when Felix said, "and if that doesn't work try to touch her as much as possible."
I think Judith heard the last part, because she just gave Felix and me a weird look.
Mia just walked into the cafeteria. She just standing there with her salad, looking for a place to sit. I guess her and Lilly are still fighting.
I just wanted to call Mia and invite her to sit with the rest of computer club and Felix, but Lauren as if she sensed what I was going to do was all, "Judith will have a cow."
Did she really think I gave a shit about what Judith thought? I mean Felix sits with us everyday, and he wasn't part of computer club. Of course it took about a year for Judith to finally stop throwing us dirty looks and complaining.
But, I stopped because Mia would have found it kind of weird, to be sitting with her ex best friend's older brother for lunch I mean I know I would have. And Mia would then know how I felt about her. Of course she'll find out in G&T when I ask her to the dance. But I didn't want her to find out here right now in the cafateria.
Oh well, Mia just sat with that girl who has a bodyguard follow her around all day. I would personally, kill myself if I had a bodyguard follow me around all day.
Still lunch, still Monday
Wow. I am in love with the greatest 14-year-old ever.
Mia just coned Lana Weinberger. Yep, Mia got an ice-cream cone, and stuffed it down Lana's chest. The cafeteria was dead quiet until Lana yelled, "You-you-"I guess she couldn't think of anything to call Mia. "You- you . . . Look what you've done to my sweater!"
Then Mia was all, "Come on Tina," Tina is the girl with the bodyguard, "Let's go somewhere a little quieter." Then Mia, Tina, and Tina's bodyguard walked out.
Then I started clapping, and Felix joined me, and soon the whole table was clapping. Next the druggies started clapping and then the foreign exchange table, and then the drama club. No one else dared to do anything. They just stood there staring at Lana.
Lana though, soon lost it, and stormed out crying, and Josh followed her.
Man, and to think a few days ago I thought Mia was afraid of confrontation. Man, was I wrong.
English, Monday, October 13
I didn't ask her. I couldn't do it. I was about to ask her, when some kid came with a hall pass. Mia got sent to the principal's office.
I don't see what's so wrong with people stuffing ice-cream cones down cheerleaders uniforms, but whatever.
We (me and Mia) were having a great time. Okay so it wasn't great, I mean we were studying Algebra, but I was having fun.
Though I must say even though Mia is perfect in every other aspect, she still sucks at Algebra. She has an organization problem as well. She writes her notes anywhere she can. And she has a problem concentrating.
Though I'll admit I had a little trouble concentrating too, I mean, I was sitting next to Mia Thermopolis, the girl who've I've loved since I was in like 5th grade. And I even took Felix's advice, and brushed my knee against hers.
Also, whenever she did something wrong, I would take the pencil away from her and say, "No, like this, Mia."
And then right when I was going to ask her, that stupid hall pass comes.
I hate my life.
Homeroom, Tuesday, October 14
Lilly has a boyfriend. I just found out from Lauren, that that weird Boris kid asked Lilly to the dance. Even Boris has more gut's than me. It wasn't hard for him to ask out the love of his life.
English, Tuesday, October 14
I am the world's most pathetic human being. I really am.
I really thought Mia maybe liked me, you know? That makes me the biggest moron on the planet.
How could I ever think someone as wonderful as Mia could ever like me?
I thought it was all going great.
I complemented her on her coning Lana. Then I said it must be awkward with your locker right next to Josh's. She was like, "no because Lana was avoiding the area and Josh only said things like, "Can I get by here?"
So then Mia asked me if Lilly was still saying mean things and I was surprised. I mean Lilly has never said any mean things about Mia. Ever. So I told her this and added, "She just doesn't understand why you blew up like that."
Then Mia said, "Michael, she's always putting me down! I just couldn't take it anymore. I have too many problems without having friends who aren't supportive of me."
Ha she thinks she has problems. I mean, I'm in love with my little sisters ex-best friend. And she's is in love with Josh Ritcher, the one guy I've hated since forever. I am being analyzed constantly by my parents. And Judith Gershner likes me. And those are just a few of my many problems.
But, I guess Mia got all offended and said, "I am currently flunking Algebra, I have detention for a week, and I have recently woken up to find my Algebra teacher in my kitchen wearing boxer shorts!
So I told her I guess she did have some problems.
And then I did it. I asked Mia if she was grounded, and she said, while giving me this strange look, "You mean for getting detention? No, of course not. My mom is totally on my side. My dad wants to sue the school."
"Oh. Well, I was wondering because, if you aren't busy Saturday, I thought maybe we could-"
But then Mrs. Hill came in and interrupted me. But I was all happy because I thought, 'hey, no loss I can finish asking her after class.'
Well, when the bell rang Mia ran out of the class as fast as she could. She probably knew what I was going to say, but didn't want to turn me down so she left before I got a chance to ask.
I am such a moron to ever think Mia Thermopolis would go out with me, Michael Moscovitz.
After school, still Tuesday
I told Lauren and Felix what had happened, and they were very sympathetic. Lauren even invited me to come to the dance with her and Felix this Saturday.
But I said no, I didn't want to be a third wheel. And plus, there is no way I was going to the dance alone.
I mean I may be pathetic but even I'm not that pathetic.
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Well that's chapter 6. Next chapter is when Michael finds out Mia's little secret. That should be very fun to write lol. Sorry if this chapter might have sounded not as great as the other chapters, but I was kind of rushing. Anyway, Adios 'till next chapter.
Authors note: This chapter might suck because I'm kinda rushing but whatever. Oh and before I forget all of you guys should read 'To die for' by risethesettingstar. It is laterally the greatest fanfic's, I for one have ever read. Risethesettingstar is a really fantastic writer. But anyway guys please read that story (after you read and review mine of course). To die for is depressing though so be sure to read something happy after (coughmystorycough). Anyway on with The CracKing Diaries . . .
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Ch. 6 Nutty Royale
Homeroom, Monday, October 13
I'm going to tutor Mia today this rocks. I'm going to try and ask Lauren next period what I should say to her (Mia).
French, Monday, October 13
You know, I completely forgave Lauren and Felix for dating secretly and not telling me about it. I mean it took a while, but I still forgave them. But I guess that's not enough for Lauren. Now she won't talk to me in French or English.
And now our French teacher is giving us dirty looks, because I'm still trying to get Lauren to talk to me. Or even look at me.
Or she might be giving me a dirty looks, because I'm typing in this laptop. Yea, that could be it.
Lunch, Monday, October 13
Felix finally got Lauren to forgive me after he talked to her during Chemistry. They wouldn't tell me what he had to do to finally convince her though.
So I asked Lauren what she thought I should say to Mia and she was all, "just act like you normally do, no girl will be able to resist you when you act like yourself. Trust me." Which is so not going to work, I mean I've been acting like myself for years and millions of girls have been able to resist me. And Lauren's a girl why would she alone be able to resist me, and go out with my best friend? When I tried to point this out to Lauren when Felix said, "and if that doesn't work try to touch her as much as possible."
I think Judith heard the last part, because she just gave Felix and me a weird look.
Mia just walked into the cafeteria. She just standing there with her salad, looking for a place to sit. I guess her and Lilly are still fighting.
I just wanted to call Mia and invite her to sit with the rest of computer club and Felix, but Lauren as if she sensed what I was going to do was all, "Judith will have a cow."
Did she really think I gave a shit about what Judith thought? I mean Felix sits with us everyday, and he wasn't part of computer club. Of course it took about a year for Judith to finally stop throwing us dirty looks and complaining.
But, I stopped because Mia would have found it kind of weird, to be sitting with her ex best friend's older brother for lunch I mean I know I would have. And Mia would then know how I felt about her. Of course she'll find out in G&T when I ask her to the dance. But I didn't want her to find out here right now in the cafateria.
Oh well, Mia just sat with that girl who has a bodyguard follow her around all day. I would personally, kill myself if I had a bodyguard follow me around all day.
Still lunch, still Monday
Wow. I am in love with the greatest 14-year-old ever.
Mia just coned Lana Weinberger. Yep, Mia got an ice-cream cone, and stuffed it down Lana's chest. The cafeteria was dead quiet until Lana yelled, "You-you-"I guess she couldn't think of anything to call Mia. "You- you . . . Look what you've done to my sweater!"
Then Mia was all, "Come on Tina," Tina is the girl with the bodyguard, "Let's go somewhere a little quieter." Then Mia, Tina, and Tina's bodyguard walked out.
Then I started clapping, and Felix joined me, and soon the whole table was clapping. Next the druggies started clapping and then the foreign exchange table, and then the drama club. No one else dared to do anything. They just stood there staring at Lana.
Lana though, soon lost it, and stormed out crying, and Josh followed her.
Man, and to think a few days ago I thought Mia was afraid of confrontation. Man, was I wrong.
English, Monday, October 13
I didn't ask her. I couldn't do it. I was about to ask her, when some kid came with a hall pass. Mia got sent to the principal's office.
I don't see what's so wrong with people stuffing ice-cream cones down cheerleaders uniforms, but whatever.
We (me and Mia) were having a great time. Okay so it wasn't great, I mean we were studying Algebra, but I was having fun.
Though I must say even though Mia is perfect in every other aspect, she still sucks at Algebra. She has an organization problem as well. She writes her notes anywhere she can. And she has a problem concentrating.
Though I'll admit I had a little trouble concentrating too, I mean, I was sitting next to Mia Thermopolis, the girl who've I've loved since I was in like 5th grade. And I even took Felix's advice, and brushed my knee against hers.
Also, whenever she did something wrong, I would take the pencil away from her and say, "No, like this, Mia."
And then right when I was going to ask her, that stupid hall pass comes.
I hate my life.
Homeroom, Tuesday, October 14
Lilly has a boyfriend. I just found out from Lauren, that that weird Boris kid asked Lilly to the dance. Even Boris has more gut's than me. It wasn't hard for him to ask out the love of his life.
English, Tuesday, October 14
I am the world's most pathetic human being. I really am.
I really thought Mia maybe liked me, you know? That makes me the biggest moron on the planet.
How could I ever think someone as wonderful as Mia could ever like me?
I thought it was all going great.
I complemented her on her coning Lana. Then I said it must be awkward with your locker right next to Josh's. She was like, "no because Lana was avoiding the area and Josh only said things like, "Can I get by here?"
So then Mia asked me if Lilly was still saying mean things and I was surprised. I mean Lilly has never said any mean things about Mia. Ever. So I told her this and added, "She just doesn't understand why you blew up like that."
Then Mia said, "Michael, she's always putting me down! I just couldn't take it anymore. I have too many problems without having friends who aren't supportive of me."
Ha she thinks she has problems. I mean, I'm in love with my little sisters ex-best friend. And she's is in love with Josh Ritcher, the one guy I've hated since forever. I am being analyzed constantly by my parents. And Judith Gershner likes me. And those are just a few of my many problems.
But, I guess Mia got all offended and said, "I am currently flunking Algebra, I have detention for a week, and I have recently woken up to find my Algebra teacher in my kitchen wearing boxer shorts!
So I told her I guess she did have some problems.
And then I did it. I asked Mia if she was grounded, and she said, while giving me this strange look, "You mean for getting detention? No, of course not. My mom is totally on my side. My dad wants to sue the school."
"Oh. Well, I was wondering because, if you aren't busy Saturday, I thought maybe we could-"
But then Mrs. Hill came in and interrupted me. But I was all happy because I thought, 'hey, no loss I can finish asking her after class.'
Well, when the bell rang Mia ran out of the class as fast as she could. She probably knew what I was going to say, but didn't want to turn me down so she left before I got a chance to ask.
I am such a moron to ever think Mia Thermopolis would go out with me, Michael Moscovitz.
After school, still Tuesday
I told Lauren and Felix what had happened, and they were very sympathetic. Lauren even invited me to come to the dance with her and Felix this Saturday.
But I said no, I didn't want to be a third wheel. And plus, there is no way I was going to the dance alone.
I mean I may be pathetic but even I'm not that pathetic.
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Well that's chapter 6. Next chapter is when Michael finds out Mia's little secret. That should be very fun to write lol. Sorry if this chapter might have sounded not as great as the other chapters, but I was kind of rushing. Anyway, Adios 'till next chapter.