This is my longest chappie! About 10 pages! Come on, cheer everyone reluctantly cheers slowly, quietly and boringly Okay, don't cheer then. Well, tell me if I should stick with longer chappies and if I rushed the story. Well, I hope you know I spent a good amount of time on this chappie! Well, read, review and tell other people GOOD things about my story. Well, hope you like the story. Oh, yes. Need ideas for next few chappies. Oh, sorry it took so long to upload, my computer is acting up. Ya, right you say. But it's true! Oh well. I don't know if i can answer questions on this. Well I guess Ill try.

Harry Potter and the Preparation

"The Girls and Boys"

"Its just not fair," wined Ginny, "Snape is the one who started it". Ginny was sprawled across Ron's bed in anger. After all, Snape is the one who had been mouthing off!

"It's a good thing Dumbledoor missed the normal, original fight" said Harry even though he knew he had been there, after all, what's wrong with hoping.

"What are you talking about" said Ron, "Of course he was there, he was in the room with Remus, remember". Then Ron looked over to Luna and his face turned as red as his hair. Luna was just reading a book, just reading it on the floor as if this was no big deal.

"Mabey well get off on good behavior," said Neville skeptically. "Don't kid around" Hermione said sharply, "you know very well we will be badly punished".

"And rightly so" said Fred, "Anyway, mabey we wont get punished". George looked at Fred and said, "Fred, Charley and Bill have been long out of school but they still get punished by Mum".

"And I will be in even worse" moaned Tongs. She had changed her hair to short, strait, red hair and red eyes.

Ron was still looking at Luna in disgust when Luna looked up and said, "Hermione" clearly she had seen Hermione's worried look," Don't worry, ill make sure you don't get into too much trouble, after all, it was my fault". Then Luna looked over to Ron and said, "What are you looking at".

"I am looking at," said Ron in anger, "A girl who doesn't care about her punishment because she is just reading a book".

Luna stood up in confusion, "What did I do, I read in the Quibbler that Orlando Bloom (I don't think he is cute but all my friends do, this is for you Genie) reads this very book to unwind when upset".

"Ya, I entered in a competition, well, more of a drawing to get to meet Orlando" said Ginny to Luna and Hermione,

"Just look at him, I sent away for a few posters of him in When Life has had Enough of Me, The Tall Men Run the Harbor, From the Heart of the Tender Sparrow and The Years Shall Thunder by. (None are real movies)" said Luna.

Ron, Fred, George, and Harry were just standing in shock, then Ron finally said in distress, "Oh no your not, your sending those back" and there was mixes of "Does Mum know" and "Better yet, does Dad know".

"Cool it," said Hermione, "Luna can get whatever she wants and Ginny didn't win".

"Oh" said Ron, "I still don't like it".

"Well you don't have to" said Ginny as she turned away from them and took out her book. It was called, "Mind and it's Ever Wondrous Secrets" by John Radcliff (if it is a real name I had no idea).

"What are you reading," said Harry in distaste. On the cover was a teenager boy and girl. They were inside a brain with a book. The boy wore a pair of jeans and only a vest. The girl wore short shorts and a white, wet tank top.

""Mind and it's Ever Wondrous Secrets" by John Radcliff. It's a science fiction about a boy and girl who go into a aliens mind to save his life, its sorta a takeoff of A Wind in the Door" said Ginny in a matter of fact way.

Then, just when Harry was about to say something against the book Mrs. Weasly walked in. She wore a blue dress and her hair was up in a bun.

"How dare you" yelled Mrs. Weasly, "You should have known better. And you". Mrs. Weasly looked over to Tongs and pointed a finger at her, "Should have known better, a full grown woman, and here you are, fighting with children!"

"Hey" said Fred, "We are not" but he was interrupted by Mrs. Weasly. "And you two" she said, "are out of school and should know better. Really, your in the Order know, you should have cast aside your foolish ways".

"Mum" said Ron worried, "Your aren't going to do anything stupid are you".

"Ron Weasly" said Mrs. Weasly as she turned red, "How could you go fight, you should all be getting along, and you, Luna". Mrs. Weasly turned her attention towards her, "I am responsible for you, you know that while your father is off helping the Order and working on the paper I am in charge of you".

"I" said Luna, "Didn't say you had to watch me, you a father".

"Me and your father disieded to not let you go gallivanting around and acting foolish. And Hermione" said Mrs. Weasly once more redirected her attention to someone else. "I am in charge of you to, while your parents help the order throughout the mules, and here you are causing mischief".

"Mum" said Ron who also turned red, "Don't talk to Hermione that way, she deserves a mistake every now and then". Ron stopped, but he wasn't finished yet, "Hermione is wonderful and doesn't do many things wrong, so this one mistake shouldn't be her undoing".

"Ronald Weasly" said Mrs. Weasly, clearly she was getting angrier, "You keep your mouth shut".

"No" said Ron.

"You might want to" muttered Hermione as she turned a deep red as Mrs. Weasly looked back into her direction. Ron didn't say anything.

Then Mrs. Weasly looked over to Harry, "And you, Harry have better things to do right know instead of joining in fights".

"But Mrs. Weasly" Harry started to say but was stopped.

"I am in charge of you too" said Mrs. Weasly, "So you are not to talk back either" . Needless to say Harry shut up.

"And Neville" said Mrs. Weasly as she looked at Neville, "Why were you in the fight, why would you try to beat up Fred and George".

Mrs. Weasly stopped for him to speak. "Because" said Neville, then he looked towards Fred and George's sunken faces, "when the girls ran into us they ran into me" lied Neville.

"And I am in charge of all of you" said Mrs. Weasly, "Everyone of you, yes you to Tongs. Sirus requested it, and you to Harry".

Harry's vision started to blur. Ron notices and walked over to Harry and whispered in his ear, "Its okay".

Mrs. Weasly was about to continue but noticed the sad looks on every ones face. Then she said, "I know that what Snape did was wrong, and Dumbledoor is talking to him right know. But you guys didn't do your part. Yes Tongs, he was your cousin, and Harry your godfather, and Fred, George, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, your friend and consultant. And Luna and Neville, I know he saved your life at that fight. But you still should no have attached." Then Mrs. Weasly said, "No desserts and Quitage for a week". Then she walked out of the door.

"Thanks" said Ron to his Mum before she left. Mrs. Weasly smiled then walked down the stairs.



"How dare you," said Dumbledoor in rage, his face was turning red, "You knew you were setting yourself up when you said that, but no, you said it anyway and just stood there. If I wasn't in charge I would have been there with them. You have to put aside your past and think to the future. Remus hadn't done anything to you".

Snape looked around the room. It was the color yellow with white sponging. There were there windows, one by the door with a sink below, one by the left wall and one the right. There was a table in the middle of the room. It was made out of pinewood and had 12 pine wood chairs to go along with it. The back wall had two doors. One leading into the living room and one to the basement. In-between those two doors was a clock. Everyone knows what clock I am talking about. To the right of the door to the right of the clock was a rack filled with "The Daily Prophet". Snape studied those faces on the front page. He went down the line, Belitrics, Gringots, Hogwarts, Harry, and Sirius. Then he went to the next row. In there were very old papers, the Longbottoms, the Potters, You know how, and the order of how many at the beginning and end. Then he looked at the left wall. There was a hat rack and a coat closet. On the wall hung a picture of the original order. 'Sad', thought Snape, 'They never expected that they were going to die the very next day'. Then he looked at the sink with the self-washing a drying dishes. The door leading out side to the nice fresh air, then to the right wall with Mrs. Weasly fine china, figurines and other such trinkets. Then he looked back at Dumbledoor. "But he didn't stop them either" said Snape. Snape's face was know fine, except for a scar of two. One on his left eyebrow and one across his lip giving him an even more sinister look.

"Yes" said Dumbledoor as he sat on a kitchen chair with a sie. He looked fine. The usual old Dumbledoor. The snowy bears, white hair, red and gold robes this time thought, he was showing his colors, "I know that but you still have to think. You were nasty to that gang ever since the first day of school, and it continued. You told about Remus, you never treat Harry fairly, you don't treat any Griffindoor fairly, and you were terrible to Harry because of both Sirus and James. You have to cut this out!"

"But I" started Snape but was stopped by Dumbledoor.

"You started it," said Dumbledoor getting back his anger, "Live with it. And don't be so bias, about Harry, Gryfindoor, none wizard born people. We have two Mugles in the Order, you have to get over your hatred".

"Me bias, HA," yelled Snape, this was the last straw, "you are just as bias as me. You let Harry get away with so many things! You let Griffindoor get away with so many things! That first year for Harry you could have awarded the points before the last day dinner you could have awarded them before the dinner but you had to get the Slytherens hopes up, and Hermione and her spells in the hallway, like the one in the first year where she set my robes ablaze. Face it Dumbledoor, you've always been just as bias as me, you just are better at hiding it!"

Dumbledoor was in shock. Did he really do this? Did he really? Was he over protective? Dumbledoors face turned pale and he looked over to the clock of the Weaslys Griffinor family with harry and Ron now added but he finally said, "You may leave". Snape got up to leave and stomped out the door.

"What have I done," said Dumbledoor as he looked up towards the sky.



"Really" said Mrs. Weasly as she walked up and down the line of men. The line went from shortest too tallest. First was Hagrid with Fang, then Remus Lupin, and then Mr. Weasly. "I wanted to hit him too" continued Mrs. Weasly, "But did I? No". The room they were in had blue paint on the walls with a gold border. There was a fireplace in the middle of the room. The fireplace had blue bricks and a mahogany mantle. On the mantle sat a porslin figurine of a girl wairing a green dress and holding a basket full of dainty flowers. She had yellow hair and one of her thumbs, and flower petal were missing. There were logs next to the fireplace. There was a window to the left of the wood and a bookshelf beneath the window. To the left of the window was a Chest that was made of deep wood and had inlayed pinewood. On the wall parallel of the mantel was an ebony closet thing. It also had inlayed pinewood and contained stuff of the order. The closet had a lock on it and several charms to keep unwanted visitors away. To the left of that was a door leading to the kitchen. Then was the wall to the right of the fireplace. There was a huge bulletin board that had a list of things everyone had to do and a hat coat rack that was several feat long. In the middle of the room, in front of the fireplace stood a long blue velvet couch, to the right a golden arm chair and to the left a blue and gold modern couch. They all made a half circle around the fireplace.

"But Molly, you heard what he said" said Arthur as he looked at Molly.

"Yes I heard what he said and how irrationally you all acted. You could have gotten seriously hurt," said Molly as she sat down on the couch.

"Yes, I know it was stupid, but he deserved it," said Remus loudly, "After all, he said that".

But he was stopped by Molly, "We all heard what he said, you don't have to repeat it".

"Molly" said Hagrid in stress, "He had it comin, afte all he ad been sain stuff like lat fer a while now" (translation: He had it coming, after all he had been saying stuff like that for a while now).

"But Hagrid" started Molly.

"You wanted to hit him to," said Arthur to Molly as he sat down on a chair.

"And I heard from Arthur that you weren't to nice to Snape while you cleaned him up, I heard you" said Remus but he was interrupted by Molly.

"Arthur, you told," said Molly clearly upset. Her face was turning a blush red.

"Yes" said Arthur as he walked over to the fire place and nelt down, "and we have talked about it enough. Anyway, I think what we really ought to worry about is the kids. They have been under so much pressure".

Then Snape walked into the room. Everyone starred at him as though he had three heads. "I just came for my coat," sneered Snape, "I don't want to interrupt your petty meeting". Then said Snape turning to Remus, "After all". Snape grabbed his coat and hat from the rack; "I don't want to hurt one of the last Muraders feelings". (If I spelt Muraders wrong I did that on purpose. If I spelt it right congratulate me! (). Hagrid had to hold Remus back as to that Snape didn't get bloodied up anymore. Then Snape walked out of the room.

"How dare he" started Remus in anger. His face was know red.

"Let it go" said Arthur.

"I guess your right," said Molly. She was clearly about ready to put a charm on Snape.

"He is right," said Charley as he walked into the room followed by Bill and Tongs. Charley wore a light blue tee shirt and jeans; Bill wore a leather jacket, jeans and an eyebrow and one ear earring. Tongs wore a blue skirt and white top and had auburn hair and red eyes.

"We have some good news," said Bill.

"Something to get rid of the Snape bad news," asked Hagrid.

"Yep," said Tongs happily.

Tongs and Charley were smiling like they had won a free trip to a Quitage game. Bill was sorta smiling but was busy keeping the fireplace lit.

"Dumbledoor has excepted our offer," said Charley and Tongs together.

So, like the chappie? The first one who guesses the offer correctly will be a famous something of your choice, like an author, Quitage player, ECT. try to do something really hard. Well, I will give you a hint of what the surprise is. What is Dumbledoor in control of? Oh, if you know what I am talking about how exactly is it going to work. I will take the closest answer. Sisters shouldn't give hints Bogalaga. See that button, Ya right there that says GO. Press it, come on, I know you can. Reviewers

megafreak 2004-05-28 10 Signed Cool chappie. I never really did understand why everyone was fighting, but whatever, lol =) Keep up the good work.

Answer: Everyone was just getting sick of eachother and there is lots of stress so they just blew the top.

Jaspercat 2004-05-19 10 Signed good good, sorry for not reviewing sooner, but my computer isn't working well now so i can't even get another story or chapter up, and i'm furious, gr! Sorry, phewanyway, great chapter! please forgive me for always asking, but is Draco Malfoy in this? i thought the fight was funny,hee hee, Ron gets hit in the...eh, never mind, hee hee! i hate Snape and i hope he gets what he deserves for saying those RUDE things. who is Dennis? Colin Creevys little brother? update soon, love Jaspercat,.,.,.,.

Answer: Yes, Draco is in this. He is just someone I made up.

sumli 2004-05-19 10 Signed one rule u need 2 remember NEW SPEAKER, NEW LINE otherwise it gets confusing ! Answer: Hope I did better this time...