Disclaimer: I do not own.. well, it's easier to tell you what I DO own. I
own Jete, Cheeseball, and the fan girls. Just assume I don't own anything
else. If I actually do own it, I don't really care about getting credit.
I owe very much of this fic to Huinesoron (author of pancakes and ISPCE),
Hirilnara (author of diary of a pancake fan girl and diary of a undercover
sue), and Liliac of the purple cloak (author of MEAPS). All of these
stories are spin-offs of pancakes, as is this fic, and I strongly
recommend you read at least pancakes, if not all of the spin-offs. (Hey, I
read them all in one afternoon, surely you can make time) Oh, and if I left
out any spin-offs that should be mentioned, or if any of the pancake & co.
writers feel offended or something by this fic, please let me know.
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Jete heaved a sigh and rubbed her forehead. Her job at ISPCE (Interdimensional Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Elves) was to repair the technical inventions and keep them in good working order. At the moment, she was having trouble keeping the Sueifier from giving everyone anime hair. As her own guinea pig, she consequently had blue hair sticking out a good ten inches from her head in every conceivable direction.
'I could use a break,' she thought.
No sooner had she sat down, than a gerbil-sized pale green, fuzzy, mouse- like creature bounded across the room, climbed up her royal blue cloak, and into her lap. It was a tola, an animal she had rescued from a dimension created by a doomed, unfinished novel. The only major differences from a mouse were its size, color, and the three finger-like claws at the end of its tail.
"Hey, Cheeseball. What're you up to, huh?"
Jete rubbed his head with her finger. From the corner of her eye, she saw a blue flash.
'Crap,' she thought. 'It must be that portal malfunctioning again. I thought I fixed it.'
She stood, dumping Cheeseball unceremoniously on the floor, and walked over to a worktable, but the portal wasn't there. Then she remembered that she had given it back to Sarah.
'Then what was that flash?'
On an impulse, Jete stooped and peered under the table. Her gaze met a large pair of frightened green eyes. A young teenager with glossy, strawberry blond hair crouched against the wall, clutching a silver pendant that hung on a chain around her neck. A closer look revealed it to be an image of Legolas with angelic wings and a halo.
"Please," the girl whispered. "Please. I need help."
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So, tell me what you think. Do you like it? Do you not like it? Do you think it sucked? Puleeze review! Oh, and I need a name for the fan girl, so I am now conducting an informal contest for the best fan girl name.
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Jete heaved a sigh and rubbed her forehead. Her job at ISPCE (Interdimensional Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Elves) was to repair the technical inventions and keep them in good working order. At the moment, she was having trouble keeping the Sueifier from giving everyone anime hair. As her own guinea pig, she consequently had blue hair sticking out a good ten inches from her head in every conceivable direction.
'I could use a break,' she thought.
No sooner had she sat down, than a gerbil-sized pale green, fuzzy, mouse- like creature bounded across the room, climbed up her royal blue cloak, and into her lap. It was a tola, an animal she had rescued from a dimension created by a doomed, unfinished novel. The only major differences from a mouse were its size, color, and the three finger-like claws at the end of its tail.
"Hey, Cheeseball. What're you up to, huh?"
Jete rubbed his head with her finger. From the corner of her eye, she saw a blue flash.
'Crap,' she thought. 'It must be that portal malfunctioning again. I thought I fixed it.'
She stood, dumping Cheeseball unceremoniously on the floor, and walked over to a worktable, but the portal wasn't there. Then she remembered that she had given it back to Sarah.
'Then what was that flash?'
On an impulse, Jete stooped and peered under the table. Her gaze met a large pair of frightened green eyes. A young teenager with glossy, strawberry blond hair crouched against the wall, clutching a silver pendant that hung on a chain around her neck. A closer look revealed it to be an image of Legolas with angelic wings and a halo.
"Please," the girl whispered. "Please. I need help."
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So, tell me what you think. Do you like it? Do you not like it? Do you think it sucked? Puleeze review! Oh, and I need a name for the fan girl, so I am now conducting an informal contest for the best fan girl name.