What you wanted to know about anything.
By Sirius Black .
PART 2
It was a normal -as normal as it could be at Hogwarts- day, our favourites characters
are in their last year, and in this moment they were in History of Magic.
The first Marauder, James Potter was admiring lovingly at his girlfriend Lily Evans,
who was taking notes, the second Marauder, Remus Lupin was also taking notes,
the third one Peter Pettigrew was trying -key word "trying"- to take notes and the
fourth Marauder...Sirius Black, well he was looking at all his friends disgustingly.
`It's time...yeah...it's time for me to do what I started when I was six years old...It's
time for him to come back...everything has been to quiet lately...it's time for `Sirius
Black: the reporter´ to come back.´
"Ha,ha,ha". (evil laugh)
"Black! what are you laughing at?" Professor Binns asked sending Sirius a glare.
"Sorry, Professor" He said, not even paying attention to the professor and writing on
his parchment furiously.
The bell rang, all the class got up and left the classroom, Sirius being the first one.
"Moony where's Padfoot?" Asked James, his arm around Lily's waist.
"Don't know Prongs, maybe he wanted to...well I don't know...after all he's Padfoot"
"Moony can you lend me your notes?" Whined Peter.
"How thick can you be Wormtail?" Asked James
Meanwhile at the 7th year boys room Sirius was looking at himself in the mirror...and
also talking to his image.
"You'll be the first person that I'll interview, just because you're...me!" He said
with a notebook with a padfoot print in his hands.
"You're really losing it this time Black. Did you know it?". The mirror said
"Damn, I forgot to put the spell so the mirror has my beautiful personality." And he
muttered an incantation, the mirror glowed for a few seconds and this time Sirius's image
said: "Hello beautiful"
"Perfect! Now I'll ask you some questions."
"Who wouldn't want that?" Sirius's image asked grinning.
"Okay, first question: How can you be so beautiful?"
"I don't know, it just comes naturally...and I don't even use hair care products!"
"If that's how I look lying I have to practice a lot..."
"Next question?" The image asked blushing
"Oh...mmm...yes! I know!. Did you ever thought about being an underwear model?"
"Well...yeah but then I realized that the world isn't prepared for seeing Sirius Black in
underwear yet"
"Now that I think about it, it's true..." Said Sirius biting the tip of his quill not
realizing that his mouth was now blue.
"Siri darling you're making me look bad."
"Sorry...It's just that now you got me thinking...what I'm going to be after Hogwarts.
I'll come back later...bye." And he left muttering.
"Bye"
`I'll think about that later...now I have to worry about who is going to be my next
victim...I know!´ He wrote in his notebook: `Interview to Minerva "Minnie" McGonagall´.
He went to McGonagall classroom. She saw him.
"Black! what do you want now? I'm not lending you my tartan bag again...it still smells
like a Hippogriff" She snapped.
"Minnie...no need to get angry, I just wanted to ask you some questions"
"Please Black, I would be grateful if you don't call me Minnie". She said like talking
to a five year old.
"Okay Min, first question: How old are you?"
"Old enough.
"Let's specify..."
"No, and if you want me to answer this foolish questions, ask the next one."
"Okay...okay, I'll just put between 85 and 90 years old."
"Black! next question!"
"Now...open your Scottish heart and tell me, what do you think of Albie?"
"Erm...well...he's kind...a-and friendly...a-and hmgfkdh..."She said blushing furiously.
"Sorry, didn't get that, but I'll just put cute"
"Black!...and who told you that I'm Scottish?"
"Intuition Minnie...intuition..."
"Black!"
"Next question: Why for your animagus form you chosed a cat? didn't you know that they
are easy to kill?" `Ha! Who's superior now uh?´
For a second Minerva looked scared but she quickly came up with an answer...
"Did you know that cats have nine lives?"
"Interesting...Do you have a nickname? Is it Pussy?"
"Black!!! Out now!"
"Okay...okay..." He left snickering.
`Next interview: Rubeus Hagrid´
He arrived to Hagrid`s hut, he knocked twice and heard a lot of noise, like broken glass,
something scratching the wood, a chair falling and something meowing.
Hagrid opened the door flushed.
"Hullo Sirius"
"Hello Hagrid, may I come in?" He didn't wait for an answer, he just entered.
"Wha` `re you lookin` fo`?"
"I just wanted to ask you some questions, could you answer them for me?"
"Sure, sit down, I'll make some tea and `ere you have some biscuits, made `em myself"
"Sirius Black doesn't say no to food, but first the questions."
"Okay, shoot then..."
"First question: Are you breeding anything illegal lately?"
"Erm...mmm...n-no of course not". In that moment a weird noise came from under the bed,
Sirius looked that way jumping from his seat.
"Okaayyyy....next question: is your secret ambition to be a cooker?"
"Dunno, maybe, why don't you try on of my biscuits and tell me if they are good?"
"Okay!". He tried one, tried to chew it, well in fact he was trying to open his mouth
that was stuck...when he finally opened his mouth he gave Hagrid a smile...Hagrid`s face
changed...
"Emm...Sirius I think you should go to the infirmary ...I think you have a tooth missing"
"What?!! Aggh! Now I can't be a tooth model either!". He went running to the hospital wing,
when he arrived Madam Pompfrey looked at him and sighted.
"Hearing voices again Mr.Black?, you know I told you that before going to bed you should
close your bedroom door so you wont hear the voices in the common room."
"No Poppy is not that...look at my ex-beautiful smile!". He smiled, a painful smile and
she burst out laughing.
"What-gasp-happened-gasp-to you?"
"I tried Hagrid`s biscuits"
"Oh dear, I think we should wash your stomach"
"No!, but can you please grow my tooth back?"
"Oh no...but I can clean it, it's going to be hard but you don't have to worry". She
muttered a spell and brushed his teeth and finally Sirius's tooth was white again.
"Thanks, now I can still be a tooth model"
"Your welcome Mr.Black but please try no to eat any more of Hagrid`s biscuits"
"Sure, now before I go can I ask you some questions?"
"Yes, but quickly I have things to do"
"Okay, first question: Do you make students sick just so you can take care of them and
have them locked in the Hospital wing?"
"N-no...of course not". She said biting her nails and looking around
`Mental Note for myself: Don't try anything free that Poppy gives except medicine.´
"Okay next question: Does a Mr.Poppy exists? If so, does his name begin with a P?"
"No Mr.Black, a Mr. Poppy doesn't exist"
"Oh, maybe I can talk to Professor Flitwick so both of you can go out sometime, I sense that
both of you are lonely, maybe later you can do some naughty things." He said with a
mischievous smile that started to fade away as soon as he had a mental image.
"Black!-"
"Eww,eww,eww, bad mental image!". He said this with his eyes closed and didn't saw
Madam Pomprey`s fist colliding with his left eye.
"Black! Out!"
"But Poppy at least fix my eye...I feel a bruise coming"
"No, go ask someone else"
"That's abuse"
"Out!"
"Okay...okay..."
Sirius left the Hospital wing `I have to hurry and find someone to fix my eye, because apart
that my fan club can see me like this, it bloody hurts. Someone that's good at Charms...Lily!´.
He went running to the Gryffindor common room and saw James seated on a couch with a
sleeping Lily in his arms.
"Lily!!!!!". He screamed
She jumped and fell into the floor.
"Padfoot bloody hell! you woke her up!"
"I need her"
"Sorry I'm already taken" She said from the floor.
"No, not for that, don't you see my eye?" Sirius said dramatically showing them a purple
bruise that was now in his left eye.
"Sirius what happened?". Lily asked concerned about him.
"Poppy punched me...".He whined
(Snorts from James and Lily)
"You called her Poppy?". Asked Lily trying to hide a smile.
"Lily, love, he has nicknames for all the professors; there's Minnie, Poppy which is her
real name, Albie, Fleety, Sprouty, Whity for Binns...and a lot more"
By this time Lily was in the floor rolling with laughter with tears in her eyes.
"So now Lily, can you please fix my eye? It bloody hurts". He whined again
"Okay, okay". She said an incantation and Sirius's eye was fixed.
"Okay guys I have to go, I have quidditch practice". James gave a peck on the lips to Lily
and left.
"Thanks Lils, for fixing my eye."
"You're welcome."
"Can I ask you some questions?"
"Yeah sure, but hurry up `cause I have to study."
"First question; and tell me the truth, why did you choose James over me?"
"Well don't take it personally but I love his personality, well now because he used to be a
bit bigheaded."
"But what about looks?"
"I think James is cute"
"Imagine when you have kids, whose hair would you prefer? James's untidy one or my beautiful one?"
"Don't worry, I KNOW our kids WILL have my red tidy hair, but now that I think about it I love
James's hair..."
"Is not fair!". He said like a two year old stomping his foot on the floor.
"Siri, you don't even like me that way..."
"I know..."
"Why don't you go out with Aine?...she likes you a lot..."
"But she's like...hugeeeee...."
"Sirius don't be mean!"
"Okay, okay I won't be mean but can you lend me your History of Magic essay? only to see if
it looks like mine..."
"I lend it to you but Professor Binns already has it so you should ask him for it."
"He won't give it to me, can you come with me? please?". He asked giving her his best puppy
dog eyes.
"Argh! fine!...and stop with the puppy dog eyes!"
"Yey!!"
They went walking -or in Sirius's case jumping- towards Binns's classroom.
"Sirius can you stop jumping?". Asked Lily for the tenth time in less than five minutes
"But Liiiilllyyy...I'm bored." He whined. Again
"At least we're here."
They entered, Binns was asleep on a chair.
"Hey Whity!!!". Screamed Sirius, Professor Binns jumped and Lily was trying to cover her giggles.
"Black! are you trying to scare me to death?"
"But you're-".He was cut off by Lily's hand in his mouth.
"We're sorry Professor but we came to ask you for my last essay do you have it?"
"Oh yes Evans, it was wonderful, you got an O, not like Black here who hasn't done it yet...here
you go". He handed Lily her essay.
"I'm on the process, I'll give it to you by Monday...hey Lils can you live the thing in my bed?"
"Yeah, sure I'm going to see if James is already done."
"Bye."
"Bye Sirius, Professor Binns."
"Goodbye Ms. Evans." He turned to Sirius. "Now Black what do you want?" He asked glaring at him.
"Just to ask you some questions."
"All right, but hurry because I have lots of essays to correct."
"First question: Are you related to Bonko the clown?"
"Why do you ask such question Mr. Black."
"Didn't you notice Binns=Bonko?, they sound alike." By now he was trying really hard to keep a
straight face.
"No Black! I'm not related to a clown, in fact I come from a well respected wizarding family."
"Yeah, and I love my mother." He muttered. "Next question: why are you so white?"
"I'm not white, I'm pale."
"When was the last time you went to Cancun?"
"Actually I was planning on going on the next summer vacations."
"Okay…Have you forgotten anything lately on the armchair? A body perhaps?"
"I'm not following you Mr. Black."
"Do you by any chance know that you're D-E-A-D?"
"Excuse me?"
"Dear Lord you are a Professor I thought that you could spell. I said that if you know that you're
dead?"
"Mr. Black! I won't permit students to say such kind of lies, out of here! Oh! And go find your
friend Mr. Lupin, he must leave in an hour for his transformation."
"Okay Whity!" He said cheerfully.
"Black! Ten points from Gryffindor!"
"Okay…". And he left skipping, yes skipping, and since he was carrying the Marauders Map he
looked for Remus, he found him in his way out of the kitchens, so he went through some secret
passages and quickly found him.
"Remmy old pal Whity told me to tell you that you should go to the Hospital Wing for your
transformation."
"I was on my way, I was beginning to get more and more hungrier." He said taking a bite of chocolate.
"I'll walk you to the Hospital Wing."
"Okay."
"Reemmyyy…Can I ask you some questions?"
"Sure." Another bite.
"Yay! (he did a little hop at this). Okay first question: Did you made highlights in your
hear to look cooler?"
"No…I'm a werewolf they come naturally." Another bite.
"Sure…Okay…Are you addicted to chocolate? And don't worry to tell the truth; the first step is to
admit the problem."
"N-no, of course not." Another bite.
"Reemmy…?"
"Stop it Sirius! I'm not addicted to chocolate."
"Okaay…" And while Sirius was writing something in his notebook, Remus put the last piece of
chocolate desperately in his mouth.
"Next question: What does the J in your name stands for? Jamal? James? Jamaica? Joel? Junior?"
"I'm not telling you that! And what are all this questions about anyway?"
"Well, today I started thinking-"
"Okay then whatever it is stop it because when you do something that you thought by yourself
it always ends wrong."
"But this isn't dangerous, besides I started this when I was six…today I'm Sirius Black: the
reporter."
Remus groaned, Sirius not noticing this kept hopping and suddenly stopped. "I know who will
I report next…It's perfect…how didn't I thought of this before?"
"Look mate, I don't know who'll be your next victim but before "interviewing" him or her you
have to find Peter, he was looking for you."
"Okay, I'll see you tonight at the Shrieking Shack."
"Just for curiosity, who's your next victim?"
"After Peter? (He grinned evilly) Snivellus."
"Dear Lord."
"Bye Remy."
"Take care."
`Now to find Peter.´ He saw Peter on his way out of a dungeon, almost crying.
"Hey Wormtail, what's wrong?"
"S-S-Snape stole my homework."
"Okay, I'll help you…with a condition."
"O-O-Of course."
"You have to answer some questions."
"A-a-ask them, but hurry, I have to get my homework back."
Sirius grinned evilly. "Why is your favourite animal the rat? Don't you like puppies? Like…me?"
"I like rats because they are small and grey and pretty and grey and sm-"
"I think I got it mate." Sirius said looking repulsively at Peter. "Next question: Are you
on a diet? I think you should, is not like you're going to end pretty at all but it could help
you to be a little less ugly."
"S-Sirius do you think that? Really?"
"Yeah…sure." He answered looking at the ceiling.
"D-do you think James would like it?"
"Is not the same as red hair, green eyes and breasts, you have to see that first Wormtail,
beside James loves Lily." Wormtail started to cry.
"Wormtail can I ask you one last question?" He asked carefully.
"S-sure."
"Do you like James? Do you wet yourself for James?" He asked trying hard not to start laughing,
Wormtail started to cry harder.
"Okay…well Wormy, I'll be leaving, I'll try to get your homework back from Snivellus."
"T-thanks."
Sirius left, with a last glance at Wormtail `Weirdo´, he looked at the Marauders Map and
saw that Snape was at the boys bathroom, he went there and when he arrived he carefully opened
the door and…grinned. He whispered "Accio camera", Snape was washing his hair in a sink, by his
side was a vanilla shampoo. Sirius's camera appeared and he took some pictures, Snape heard the
noise and turned around, with bubbles in his hair, at seeing Sirius his confused expression
changed to one of pure hatred.
"Black!! What do you want? Give me back those photos now!!!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, no, no, no, If you want those photos back you'll have to ask me nicely."
"Fine! Could you give me the photos please?" Snape growled.
"With a condition." He said, now grinning.
"And what if I don't do it?"
"I think I can come up with a prank, in which the central theme would be the pictures."
"Fine! What do you want?." He asked, now banging his head on the wall.
"You just have to answer some questions." `Damn I know I had to ask for something else…what
was it?…It had to do something with Wormy…I know!´ "And you have to give me back Peter's
homework." He added.
"Ask."
"Apart from using vanilla shampoo, what conditioner do you use? I could recommend you one for
the grease but I don't like you."
"I don't use conditioner."
"You have to cooperate and tell me the truth." Sirius said as to talking to a two year old kid.
"Or else…"
"I use strawberry conditioner." Snape said trough gritted teeth.
"That's a good boy!" `Now I have a heading for the pics." "Now next question: are you related
to a hippogriff? You have a thing here…(he motioned all his face) that reminds me of one,
although is like insulting all the hippogriffs and-"
"Black! Ask the next question…and no I'm not related to an hippogriff."
"Okay, don't hurry the master, next question: How often do you wash your under wear?"
"As often as I wash my hair." Said Snape smirking.
"Eww, eww, eww." Sirius started to make gagging sounds. "I think that I learned too much about
my enemy for today, can you just give me Peter's homework."
"Sorry, but Lucius has it."
"The albino kid?"
"Yes."
"Okay then, I'll see you tomorrow." He left running.
"Black give me the pictures!!!"
"Je, je, je" Sirius was now near the great hall and spotted an almost white head. "Hey, you!
Albino kid! Lucy!". At this Lucius turned around and glared at Sirius.
"What do you want Black?"
"Just to ask you some things."
"And what if I don't do it?"
"I'll show my aunt the pictures that I have of you and my dear cousin Narcissa, and don't forget
that they move."
At this Lucius paled even more.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Oh yes, I would, you know me."
"What do you want then?"
"You have to give me Peter's homework-"
"Rat boy?"
"Yeah, and you have to answer some questions."
"Okay, but hurry."
"Okay albino kid first question: do you know that bleaching your hair can damage your brains?
I know you don't because you don't have brains but-" He was interrupted.
"I don't bleach my hair, you mudblood lover!"
Sirius was pointing his wand at Lucius throat.
"Say that again and you won't be able to play with Narcy again."
""Then ask the next question, I don't want anybody to see me with you mudb-" He saw Sirius's
glare and closed his mouth.
"Next question: do you use perfume or something? Because since Narcissa started to go out
with you has been with a weird face, like she had something nasty under her nose."
"Black leave me alone now!"
"Then give me Peter's homework!"
"Here, it doesn't matter, it was all wrong."
"Duh!"
"Black!" Professor McGonagall yelled.
"I didn't do it!" By now this came naturally out of Sirius's mouth.
"Dumbledore wants to see you"
"Okay." He left and saw the gargoyle that guards Dumbledore's office. `Mmm…which could be the
password?´ He asked himself while tapping his chin with his finger.
"Pumpkin Pastries!" The gargoyle didn't flinch.
"Bertie Botts!" Nothing.
"You dumb-stupid-broccoli-spinach-good-for-nothing-gargoyle move!" He kicked it.
"Aah! I broke my precious foot! Now I can't be a foot model either." He whined.
"Well now Mr. Black why do you have to use violence?" Asked Dumbledore who had just appeared
behind him.
"…I didn't know the password." He answered sheepishly.
"It was Lemon Drop" Sirius looked at him like saying `You have to be kidding me´
"Now Mr. Black wait here until I tell you to come in." And he left running and closed his
office's door. No later than two seconds he heard a "Mr. Black please come in.", when Sirius
entered to the office Dumbledore was seated behind his desk looking serious –not like he was
two seconds before-
"Well hello Mr. Black, haven't seen you since yesterday."
"But-"
"Shh!…I know, but this is the best part of being the headmaster."
"Ohh…" He said moving backwards towards the door. "Well Albie, what's the reason of me being
here today? I didn't do any pranks. Today. I think." After all it was easy for him to lose his
track.
"Mr. Black I'm aware that you've been interviewing people."
"Oh no, don't tell me you started with this again…Dumbledore run!!!!" And the man in the portrait
disappeared.
"As you were saying before Phineas interrupted Professor, about the interview, it doesn't brake
any rules and I know all of them since I already broke most of them."
"I'm aware of that Mr. Black, I just wanted you to interview me."
"I was about to do that."
"Ask then, but first do you want a Lemon Drop?"
"Okay!" He took one. "First question: How old are you?"
"Lemon Drop?"
"No, thanks. Can you answer my question Albie?"
"Lemon Drop?"
"Trying to change the topic…I see. `But he's not going to beat me.´ Well sir, then I'll change
my question, next question: I know that your full name is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian
Dumbledore; Why that weird name in the middle? I don't think it suits you or your full name…who
would name their son Wulfric?"
Dumbledore's face fell…He was starting to crack up.
"Do yo- Lemon Drop?"
`He's coming down´ "No thanks sir, if you don't answer this question then let's go to the next
one: do you have any deep feelings for Minnie?" Blush crept over Dumbledore's face.
"L-lemon Drop?"
"No thanks sir, personally, and I'm a big fan of sugar, I dare to say Number 1 fan." He pointed
his wand at himself and muttered something and a t-shirt that said `I love sugar´ appeared.
"I honestly hate Lemon Drops."
Dumbledore was banging his head on the desk.
"I warned you Albus." Said Phineas from his portrait, who had came back.
"And…since you don't answer your questions I'll put that you're not getting any younger and
you can't answer them…but if you answer them –and I know you will- I'll give you socks for
Christmas."
Dumbledore's face lighted up.
"I'll answer, I'm 150 years old, do you really think that Wulfric was the weird name in my
full name? The one that didn't suit? What about Brian? I personally like it but it's weird,
and last but not least I-I do-don't have deep feelings for Minnie- Minerva, I forgot! One last
thing…How can you hate Lemon Droops?"
"The truth is that I don't hate them, but I almost made you cry."
"Could you be so kind to leave Mr. Black?" Asked Dumbledore dangerously composed.
"Of course Albie!" He left happily hopping.
"Almost made me cry." Albus muttered. "He'll see." He muttered a spell and a `Loser´ sign appeared
in Sirius's back.
`It's almost time for Remus's transformation, I better go looking for James, he must be in the
forest.´ He went to the forest –with some catcalls of `Loser´ in the way- and there, in the
entrance of the forbidden forest he spotted a stag. `There he is.´
"Hey Prongs."
"…"
"Not very talkative in this form…I see…Oh! I have an idea…I'll ask you some questions in your
animagus form and you answer okay?"
"…"
"One stomp for yes two for no."
"…"
"First question: does grass taste good?"
"…"
"C'mon, don't you remember the one for yes, two for no?"
"…"
"I guess you don't like the question, then I'll ask another one, okay?"
"…"
"I'll take that as a yes. You always see me as a dog, do you think I'm a cute dog?"
"…"
"Do you think chicks would stroke my ears? Or my belly?"
"…"
"Yeah…I also think I should ask Wormtail since he's always checking us out…that sounded so
nauseating…"
"…" By now the stag was getting bored so he started to nibble Sirius's hair, Sirius without
looking at him because he was writing in his notebook was pushing him.
"Cut it out Prongs." He didn't stop.
"Cut it out." The stag got angry also making angry sounds, Sirius turned around and colour
drained from his face.
"Ja-James?"
More angry sounds.
"J-James are you there?"
"Even more angry sounds.
"Aagghh!!!" He started to run like the wind, screaming for his life until he collided with
something, he fell in the ground and looked up, he saw James with his arm around Lily.
"J-James why did you do that to me?"
"What did I do?"
"You were chasing me as Prongs a-and you were biting my precious hair."
"Sirius I don't know what are you talking about but James has been with me the last hour."
Sirius's face fell. "W-what?". James was rolling in the floor with laughter. "Y-y-you w-were
t-talking with a-". More laughter.
"Okaay…well love I'm going inside, see you later." She gave him a kiss and was turning to leave
when Sirius stopped her.
"Hey Lils could you go to the owlery and check if Peter is there?"
"Why don't you go?"
"Because I have to interview James but if you want to I can interview you again." Sirius said
smirking.
"No, please, I'll go." She left running.
"Padfoot what did you do to her?" James asked scared and looking at Sirius's notebook with fear.
"Nothing…Just an interview." He answered with the most innocent look he had.
"Padfoot…"
"But is true…I Marauder swear." He said holding up his pinky.
*gasp* "You Marauder promised with your pinky. I'm sorry I didn't believe you, forgive me."
"I'll have to think about it."
"…"
"Okay! But you'll have to answer some questions."
"Fine, but hurry up, we have to go with Moony."
"I think we can do them on our way there."
"Are they dangerous?" He asked fearfully.
"No…" Sirius answered with a I-didn't-do-it face looking at the sky.
"Pinky Marauder swear it."
"That's not fair!" He whined.
"So…they are dangerous?"
"Well…not dangerous, just… dangerously informative." He answered looking at his feet. "But
please, pretty please? With a cherry on top?" He asked hopefully.
"Well…since you're my best friend, it's a risk I'll have to take" He said puffing out his
chest.
"Besides, I would do the same for you"
"But Padfoot I'm not like-"
"Shh! It's the same, First question: Is your hair really untidy or you just do it on purpose?
And if you do it on purpose, don't you know that you should try to make it like mine? It's
cooler."
"I don't do it on purpose, my father, grandfather and all the Potters before me had the same
problem, dad even told me once that my child would have the same problem."
"Have you told Lily about it?"
"No…"
"Do you plan to marry Lily in the future?"
"Maybe…" James answered blushing.
"Don't you think you should tell her about the problem your child would have?"
"Padfoot I don't think that's a problem and besides where are you heading with this silly
questions?". He asked impatiently, tapping his foot on the floor.
"I'm heading to the two most important questions that I'm gonna ask you in my life."
"Ask then…"
"Can I be your best man at the wedding? Pleaseeee?." He whined.
"Of course Padfoot you're my bestest mate after all, what's the next question?"
"Can I be your untidy-haired-child's godfather?"
"I don't know Sirius, Moony has to something also, after all he's my other best friend."
Sirius looked at his feet, and suddenly -scaring James- jumped.
"I have an idea!"
"What Padfoot?"
"If it's a girl I'm the godfather and if it's a boy Moony is the godfather."
"Do you think It'll be a girl?"
"I don't know, but I expect that girls have better hair than boys, but I'm not sure so I'll
tell you when the time comes if I want to be a boy's or a girl's godfather, so don't tell
Moony about this deal ok?"
"Yes Padfoot…are the questions over?"
"Yeah, I think so why?"
"'Cause we're here."
They were in front of a trap door, they could hear violent noises from inside.
"Prongs let's transform."
"The first coherent thing you said to me today."
They transformed, James as a stag and Sirius as a dog and entered to the Shrieking Shack,
they could see Remus already transformed biting a chair, the animals started to play and
the night passed by, when they were resting the black dog jumped, the werewolf was sleeping,
so very carefully the dog seated on top of the stag, the stag that who was also resting got
up and the dog transformed itself back to Sirius.
"Prongs stay like this, I'm gonna ask Moony some questions." The stag gave him a are-you-nuts
look (If stags can do that.)
"Moony, I'm going to ask you some questions." The werewolf backed away.
"First question: do you want to eat me?"
"Grr…"
"Okaay…next: do you as a werewolf get horny?"
"Grr…"
"Have you met a female werewolf? And if you did, did you do naughty things with her?" He said
this wiggling his eyebrows.
"Grr…"
"Okay, okay I won't ask you more questions…well just one last thing: do you have flies?"
He asked scratching his head.
"Grr…"By now Remus was transforming back, and so did James so Sirius fell to the floor.
"Hey! You could have warned me or something"
"We should get going."
"I'm going to the Hospital Wing." Said Remus
They left, too tired to talk, when arriving to their bedroom James went straight to bed,
Sirius was on his way to bed also but his image in the mirror stopped him, "Siri, are you
gonna leave me here all day? Don't you want to ask me anything else? To me, the greatest
person in the world?"
"Shut up…" He mumbled something and the image disappeared. "I…want…sleep…" he slurred and
fell in his bed, he didn't even took the covers out, he just grabbed his teddy bear
'Mr.Griffy' and fell asleep.
WELL PEOPLE I HOPE YOU REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS FANFIC. PLEASE.
BY THE WAY SORRY FOR THE DELAY I HAD SOME EXAMS AND I PASSED THEM ALL YEY!!!
BYE AND THANKS FOR THE REVIEWERS OF THE FIRST CHAP.
By Sirius Black .
PART 2
It was a normal -as normal as it could be at Hogwarts- day, our favourites characters
are in their last year, and in this moment they were in History of Magic.
The first Marauder, James Potter was admiring lovingly at his girlfriend Lily Evans,
who was taking notes, the second Marauder, Remus Lupin was also taking notes,
the third one Peter Pettigrew was trying -key word "trying"- to take notes and the
fourth Marauder...Sirius Black, well he was looking at all his friends disgustingly.
`It's time...yeah...it's time for me to do what I started when I was six years old...It's
time for him to come back...everything has been to quiet lately...it's time for `Sirius
Black: the reporter´ to come back.´
"Ha,ha,ha". (evil laugh)
"Black! what are you laughing at?" Professor Binns asked sending Sirius a glare.
"Sorry, Professor" He said, not even paying attention to the professor and writing on
his parchment furiously.
The bell rang, all the class got up and left the classroom, Sirius being the first one.
"Moony where's Padfoot?" Asked James, his arm around Lily's waist.
"Don't know Prongs, maybe he wanted to...well I don't know...after all he's Padfoot"
"Moony can you lend me your notes?" Whined Peter.
"How thick can you be Wormtail?" Asked James
Meanwhile at the 7th year boys room Sirius was looking at himself in the mirror...and
also talking to his image.
"You'll be the first person that I'll interview, just because you're...me!" He said
with a notebook with a padfoot print in his hands.
"You're really losing it this time Black. Did you know it?". The mirror said
"Damn, I forgot to put the spell so the mirror has my beautiful personality." And he
muttered an incantation, the mirror glowed for a few seconds and this time Sirius's image
said: "Hello beautiful"
"Perfect! Now I'll ask you some questions."
"Who wouldn't want that?" Sirius's image asked grinning.
"Okay, first question: How can you be so beautiful?"
"I don't know, it just comes naturally...and I don't even use hair care products!"
"If that's how I look lying I have to practice a lot..."
"Next question?" The image asked blushing
"Oh...mmm...yes! I know!. Did you ever thought about being an underwear model?"
"Well...yeah but then I realized that the world isn't prepared for seeing Sirius Black in
underwear yet"
"Now that I think about it, it's true..." Said Sirius biting the tip of his quill not
realizing that his mouth was now blue.
"Siri darling you're making me look bad."
"Sorry...It's just that now you got me thinking...what I'm going to be after Hogwarts.
I'll come back later...bye." And he left muttering.
"Bye"
`I'll think about that later...now I have to worry about who is going to be my next
victim...I know!´ He wrote in his notebook: `Interview to Minerva "Minnie" McGonagall´.
He went to McGonagall classroom. She saw him.
"Black! what do you want now? I'm not lending you my tartan bag again...it still smells
like a Hippogriff" She snapped.
"Minnie...no need to get angry, I just wanted to ask you some questions"
"Please Black, I would be grateful if you don't call me Minnie". She said like talking
to a five year old.
"Okay Min, first question: How old are you?"
"Old enough.
"Let's specify..."
"No, and if you want me to answer this foolish questions, ask the next one."
"Okay...okay, I'll just put between 85 and 90 years old."
"Black! next question!"
"Now...open your Scottish heart and tell me, what do you think of Albie?"
"Erm...well...he's kind...a-and friendly...a-and hmgfkdh..."She said blushing furiously.
"Sorry, didn't get that, but I'll just put cute"
"Black!...and who told you that I'm Scottish?"
"Intuition Minnie...intuition..."
"Black!"
"Next question: Why for your animagus form you chosed a cat? didn't you know that they
are easy to kill?" `Ha! Who's superior now uh?´
For a second Minerva looked scared but she quickly came up with an answer...
"Did you know that cats have nine lives?"
"Interesting...Do you have a nickname? Is it Pussy?"
"Black!!! Out now!"
"Okay...okay..." He left snickering.
`Next interview: Rubeus Hagrid´
He arrived to Hagrid`s hut, he knocked twice and heard a lot of noise, like broken glass,
something scratching the wood, a chair falling and something meowing.
Hagrid opened the door flushed.
"Hullo Sirius"
"Hello Hagrid, may I come in?" He didn't wait for an answer, he just entered.
"Wha` `re you lookin` fo`?"
"I just wanted to ask you some questions, could you answer them for me?"
"Sure, sit down, I'll make some tea and `ere you have some biscuits, made `em myself"
"Sirius Black doesn't say no to food, but first the questions."
"Okay, shoot then..."
"First question: Are you breeding anything illegal lately?"
"Erm...mmm...n-no of course not". In that moment a weird noise came from under the bed,
Sirius looked that way jumping from his seat.
"Okaayyyy....next question: is your secret ambition to be a cooker?"
"Dunno, maybe, why don't you try on of my biscuits and tell me if they are good?"
"Okay!". He tried one, tried to chew it, well in fact he was trying to open his mouth
that was stuck...when he finally opened his mouth he gave Hagrid a smile...Hagrid`s face
changed...
"Emm...Sirius I think you should go to the infirmary ...I think you have a tooth missing"
"What?!! Aggh! Now I can't be a tooth model either!". He went running to the hospital wing,
when he arrived Madam Pompfrey looked at him and sighted.
"Hearing voices again Mr.Black?, you know I told you that before going to bed you should
close your bedroom door so you wont hear the voices in the common room."
"No Poppy is not that...look at my ex-beautiful smile!". He smiled, a painful smile and
she burst out laughing.
"What-gasp-happened-gasp-to you?"
"I tried Hagrid`s biscuits"
"Oh dear, I think we should wash your stomach"
"No!, but can you please grow my tooth back?"
"Oh no...but I can clean it, it's going to be hard but you don't have to worry". She
muttered a spell and brushed his teeth and finally Sirius's tooth was white again.
"Thanks, now I can still be a tooth model"
"Your welcome Mr.Black but please try no to eat any more of Hagrid`s biscuits"
"Sure, now before I go can I ask you some questions?"
"Yes, but quickly I have things to do"
"Okay, first question: Do you make students sick just so you can take care of them and
have them locked in the Hospital wing?"
"N-no...of course not". She said biting her nails and looking around
`Mental Note for myself: Don't try anything free that Poppy gives except medicine.´
"Okay next question: Does a Mr.Poppy exists? If so, does his name begin with a P?"
"No Mr.Black, a Mr. Poppy doesn't exist"
"Oh, maybe I can talk to Professor Flitwick so both of you can go out sometime, I sense that
both of you are lonely, maybe later you can do some naughty things." He said with a
mischievous smile that started to fade away as soon as he had a mental image.
"Black!-"
"Eww,eww,eww, bad mental image!". He said this with his eyes closed and didn't saw
Madam Pomprey`s fist colliding with his left eye.
"Black! Out!"
"But Poppy at least fix my eye...I feel a bruise coming"
"No, go ask someone else"
"That's abuse"
"Out!"
"Okay...okay..."
Sirius left the Hospital wing `I have to hurry and find someone to fix my eye, because apart
that my fan club can see me like this, it bloody hurts. Someone that's good at Charms...Lily!´.
He went running to the Gryffindor common room and saw James seated on a couch with a
sleeping Lily in his arms.
"Lily!!!!!". He screamed
She jumped and fell into the floor.
"Padfoot bloody hell! you woke her up!"
"I need her"
"Sorry I'm already taken" She said from the floor.
"No, not for that, don't you see my eye?" Sirius said dramatically showing them a purple
bruise that was now in his left eye.
"Sirius what happened?". Lily asked concerned about him.
"Poppy punched me...".He whined
(Snorts from James and Lily)
"You called her Poppy?". Asked Lily trying to hide a smile.
"Lily, love, he has nicknames for all the professors; there's Minnie, Poppy which is her
real name, Albie, Fleety, Sprouty, Whity for Binns...and a lot more"
By this time Lily was in the floor rolling with laughter with tears in her eyes.
"So now Lily, can you please fix my eye? It bloody hurts". He whined again
"Okay, okay". She said an incantation and Sirius's eye was fixed.
"Okay guys I have to go, I have quidditch practice". James gave a peck on the lips to Lily
and left.
"Thanks Lils, for fixing my eye."
"You're welcome."
"Can I ask you some questions?"
"Yeah sure, but hurry up `cause I have to study."
"First question; and tell me the truth, why did you choose James over me?"
"Well don't take it personally but I love his personality, well now because he used to be a
bit bigheaded."
"But what about looks?"
"I think James is cute"
"Imagine when you have kids, whose hair would you prefer? James's untidy one or my beautiful one?"
"Don't worry, I KNOW our kids WILL have my red tidy hair, but now that I think about it I love
James's hair..."
"Is not fair!". He said like a two year old stomping his foot on the floor.
"Siri, you don't even like me that way..."
"I know..."
"Why don't you go out with Aine?...she likes you a lot..."
"But she's like...hugeeeee...."
"Sirius don't be mean!"
"Okay, okay I won't be mean but can you lend me your History of Magic essay? only to see if
it looks like mine..."
"I lend it to you but Professor Binns already has it so you should ask him for it."
"He won't give it to me, can you come with me? please?". He asked giving her his best puppy
dog eyes.
"Argh! fine!...and stop with the puppy dog eyes!"
"Yey!!"
They went walking -or in Sirius's case jumping- towards Binns's classroom.
"Sirius can you stop jumping?". Asked Lily for the tenth time in less than five minutes
"But Liiiilllyyy...I'm bored." He whined. Again
"At least we're here."
They entered, Binns was asleep on a chair.
"Hey Whity!!!". Screamed Sirius, Professor Binns jumped and Lily was trying to cover her giggles.
"Black! are you trying to scare me to death?"
"But you're-".He was cut off by Lily's hand in his mouth.
"We're sorry Professor but we came to ask you for my last essay do you have it?"
"Oh yes Evans, it was wonderful, you got an O, not like Black here who hasn't done it yet...here
you go". He handed Lily her essay.
"I'm on the process, I'll give it to you by Monday...hey Lils can you live the thing in my bed?"
"Yeah, sure I'm going to see if James is already done."
"Bye."
"Bye Sirius, Professor Binns."
"Goodbye Ms. Evans." He turned to Sirius. "Now Black what do you want?" He asked glaring at him.
"Just to ask you some questions."
"All right, but hurry because I have lots of essays to correct."
"First question: Are you related to Bonko the clown?"
"Why do you ask such question Mr. Black."
"Didn't you notice Binns=Bonko?, they sound alike." By now he was trying really hard to keep a
straight face.
"No Black! I'm not related to a clown, in fact I come from a well respected wizarding family."
"Yeah, and I love my mother." He muttered. "Next question: why are you so white?"
"I'm not white, I'm pale."
"When was the last time you went to Cancun?"
"Actually I was planning on going on the next summer vacations."
"Okay…Have you forgotten anything lately on the armchair? A body perhaps?"
"I'm not following you Mr. Black."
"Do you by any chance know that you're D-E-A-D?"
"Excuse me?"
"Dear Lord you are a Professor I thought that you could spell. I said that if you know that you're
dead?"
"Mr. Black! I won't permit students to say such kind of lies, out of here! Oh! And go find your
friend Mr. Lupin, he must leave in an hour for his transformation."
"Okay Whity!" He said cheerfully.
"Black! Ten points from Gryffindor!"
"Okay…". And he left skipping, yes skipping, and since he was carrying the Marauders Map he
looked for Remus, he found him in his way out of the kitchens, so he went through some secret
passages and quickly found him.
"Remmy old pal Whity told me to tell you that you should go to the Hospital Wing for your
transformation."
"I was on my way, I was beginning to get more and more hungrier." He said taking a bite of chocolate.
"I'll walk you to the Hospital Wing."
"Okay."
"Reemmyyy…Can I ask you some questions?"
"Sure." Another bite.
"Yay! (he did a little hop at this). Okay first question: Did you made highlights in your
hear to look cooler?"
"No…I'm a werewolf they come naturally." Another bite.
"Sure…Okay…Are you addicted to chocolate? And don't worry to tell the truth; the first step is to
admit the problem."
"N-no, of course not." Another bite.
"Reemmy…?"
"Stop it Sirius! I'm not addicted to chocolate."
"Okaay…" And while Sirius was writing something in his notebook, Remus put the last piece of
chocolate desperately in his mouth.
"Next question: What does the J in your name stands for? Jamal? James? Jamaica? Joel? Junior?"
"I'm not telling you that! And what are all this questions about anyway?"
"Well, today I started thinking-"
"Okay then whatever it is stop it because when you do something that you thought by yourself
it always ends wrong."
"But this isn't dangerous, besides I started this when I was six…today I'm Sirius Black: the
reporter."
Remus groaned, Sirius not noticing this kept hopping and suddenly stopped. "I know who will
I report next…It's perfect…how didn't I thought of this before?"
"Look mate, I don't know who'll be your next victim but before "interviewing" him or her you
have to find Peter, he was looking for you."
"Okay, I'll see you tonight at the Shrieking Shack."
"Just for curiosity, who's your next victim?"
"After Peter? (He grinned evilly) Snivellus."
"Dear Lord."
"Bye Remy."
"Take care."
`Now to find Peter.´ He saw Peter on his way out of a dungeon, almost crying.
"Hey Wormtail, what's wrong?"
"S-S-Snape stole my homework."
"Okay, I'll help you…with a condition."
"O-O-Of course."
"You have to answer some questions."
"A-a-ask them, but hurry, I have to get my homework back."
Sirius grinned evilly. "Why is your favourite animal the rat? Don't you like puppies? Like…me?"
"I like rats because they are small and grey and pretty and grey and sm-"
"I think I got it mate." Sirius said looking repulsively at Peter. "Next question: Are you
on a diet? I think you should, is not like you're going to end pretty at all but it could help
you to be a little less ugly."
"S-Sirius do you think that? Really?"
"Yeah…sure." He answered looking at the ceiling.
"D-do you think James would like it?"
"Is not the same as red hair, green eyes and breasts, you have to see that first Wormtail,
beside James loves Lily." Wormtail started to cry.
"Wormtail can I ask you one last question?" He asked carefully.
"S-sure."
"Do you like James? Do you wet yourself for James?" He asked trying hard not to start laughing,
Wormtail started to cry harder.
"Okay…well Wormy, I'll be leaving, I'll try to get your homework back from Snivellus."
"T-thanks."
Sirius left, with a last glance at Wormtail `Weirdo´, he looked at the Marauders Map and
saw that Snape was at the boys bathroom, he went there and when he arrived he carefully opened
the door and…grinned. He whispered "Accio camera", Snape was washing his hair in a sink, by his
side was a vanilla shampoo. Sirius's camera appeared and he took some pictures, Snape heard the
noise and turned around, with bubbles in his hair, at seeing Sirius his confused expression
changed to one of pure hatred.
"Black!! What do you want? Give me back those photos now!!!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, no, no, no, If you want those photos back you'll have to ask me nicely."
"Fine! Could you give me the photos please?" Snape growled.
"With a condition." He said, now grinning.
"And what if I don't do it?"
"I think I can come up with a prank, in which the central theme would be the pictures."
"Fine! What do you want?." He asked, now banging his head on the wall.
"You just have to answer some questions." `Damn I know I had to ask for something else…what
was it?…It had to do something with Wormy…I know!´ "And you have to give me back Peter's
homework." He added.
"Ask."
"Apart from using vanilla shampoo, what conditioner do you use? I could recommend you one for
the grease but I don't like you."
"I don't use conditioner."
"You have to cooperate and tell me the truth." Sirius said as to talking to a two year old kid.
"Or else…"
"I use strawberry conditioner." Snape said trough gritted teeth.
"That's a good boy!" `Now I have a heading for the pics." "Now next question: are you related
to a hippogriff? You have a thing here…(he motioned all his face) that reminds me of one,
although is like insulting all the hippogriffs and-"
"Black! Ask the next question…and no I'm not related to an hippogriff."
"Okay, don't hurry the master, next question: How often do you wash your under wear?"
"As often as I wash my hair." Said Snape smirking.
"Eww, eww, eww." Sirius started to make gagging sounds. "I think that I learned too much about
my enemy for today, can you just give me Peter's homework."
"Sorry, but Lucius has it."
"The albino kid?"
"Yes."
"Okay then, I'll see you tomorrow." He left running.
"Black give me the pictures!!!"
"Je, je, je" Sirius was now near the great hall and spotted an almost white head. "Hey, you!
Albino kid! Lucy!". At this Lucius turned around and glared at Sirius.
"What do you want Black?"
"Just to ask you some things."
"And what if I don't do it?"
"I'll show my aunt the pictures that I have of you and my dear cousin Narcissa, and don't forget
that they move."
At this Lucius paled even more.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Oh yes, I would, you know me."
"What do you want then?"
"You have to give me Peter's homework-"
"Rat boy?"
"Yeah, and you have to answer some questions."
"Okay, but hurry."
"Okay albino kid first question: do you know that bleaching your hair can damage your brains?
I know you don't because you don't have brains but-" He was interrupted.
"I don't bleach my hair, you mudblood lover!"
Sirius was pointing his wand at Lucius throat.
"Say that again and you won't be able to play with Narcy again."
""Then ask the next question, I don't want anybody to see me with you mudb-" He saw Sirius's
glare and closed his mouth.
"Next question: do you use perfume or something? Because since Narcissa started to go out
with you has been with a weird face, like she had something nasty under her nose."
"Black leave me alone now!"
"Then give me Peter's homework!"
"Here, it doesn't matter, it was all wrong."
"Duh!"
"Black!" Professor McGonagall yelled.
"I didn't do it!" By now this came naturally out of Sirius's mouth.
"Dumbledore wants to see you"
"Okay." He left and saw the gargoyle that guards Dumbledore's office. `Mmm…which could be the
password?´ He asked himself while tapping his chin with his finger.
"Pumpkin Pastries!" The gargoyle didn't flinch.
"Bertie Botts!" Nothing.
"You dumb-stupid-broccoli-spinach-good-for-nothing-gargoyle move!" He kicked it.
"Aah! I broke my precious foot! Now I can't be a foot model either." He whined.
"Well now Mr. Black why do you have to use violence?" Asked Dumbledore who had just appeared
behind him.
"…I didn't know the password." He answered sheepishly.
"It was Lemon Drop" Sirius looked at him like saying `You have to be kidding me´
"Now Mr. Black wait here until I tell you to come in." And he left running and closed his
office's door. No later than two seconds he heard a "Mr. Black please come in.", when Sirius
entered to the office Dumbledore was seated behind his desk looking serious –not like he was
two seconds before-
"Well hello Mr. Black, haven't seen you since yesterday."
"But-"
"Shh!…I know, but this is the best part of being the headmaster."
"Ohh…" He said moving backwards towards the door. "Well Albie, what's the reason of me being
here today? I didn't do any pranks. Today. I think." After all it was easy for him to lose his
track.
"Mr. Black I'm aware that you've been interviewing people."
"Oh no, don't tell me you started with this again…Dumbledore run!!!!" And the man in the portrait
disappeared.
"As you were saying before Phineas interrupted Professor, about the interview, it doesn't brake
any rules and I know all of them since I already broke most of them."
"I'm aware of that Mr. Black, I just wanted you to interview me."
"I was about to do that."
"Ask then, but first do you want a Lemon Drop?"
"Okay!" He took one. "First question: How old are you?"
"Lemon Drop?"
"No, thanks. Can you answer my question Albie?"
"Lemon Drop?"
"Trying to change the topic…I see. `But he's not going to beat me.´ Well sir, then I'll change
my question, next question: I know that your full name is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian
Dumbledore; Why that weird name in the middle? I don't think it suits you or your full name…who
would name their son Wulfric?"
Dumbledore's face fell…He was starting to crack up.
"Do yo- Lemon Drop?"
`He's coming down´ "No thanks sir, if you don't answer this question then let's go to the next
one: do you have any deep feelings for Minnie?" Blush crept over Dumbledore's face.
"L-lemon Drop?"
"No thanks sir, personally, and I'm a big fan of sugar, I dare to say Number 1 fan." He pointed
his wand at himself and muttered something and a t-shirt that said `I love sugar´ appeared.
"I honestly hate Lemon Drops."
Dumbledore was banging his head on the desk.
"I warned you Albus." Said Phineas from his portrait, who had came back.
"And…since you don't answer your questions I'll put that you're not getting any younger and
you can't answer them…but if you answer them –and I know you will- I'll give you socks for
Christmas."
Dumbledore's face lighted up.
"I'll answer, I'm 150 years old, do you really think that Wulfric was the weird name in my
full name? The one that didn't suit? What about Brian? I personally like it but it's weird,
and last but not least I-I do-don't have deep feelings for Minnie- Minerva, I forgot! One last
thing…How can you hate Lemon Droops?"
"The truth is that I don't hate them, but I almost made you cry."
"Could you be so kind to leave Mr. Black?" Asked Dumbledore dangerously composed.
"Of course Albie!" He left happily hopping.
"Almost made me cry." Albus muttered. "He'll see." He muttered a spell and a `Loser´ sign appeared
in Sirius's back.
`It's almost time for Remus's transformation, I better go looking for James, he must be in the
forest.´ He went to the forest –with some catcalls of `Loser´ in the way- and there, in the
entrance of the forbidden forest he spotted a stag. `There he is.´
"Hey Prongs."
"…"
"Not very talkative in this form…I see…Oh! I have an idea…I'll ask you some questions in your
animagus form and you answer okay?"
"…"
"One stomp for yes two for no."
"…"
"First question: does grass taste good?"
"…"
"C'mon, don't you remember the one for yes, two for no?"
"…"
"I guess you don't like the question, then I'll ask another one, okay?"
"…"
"I'll take that as a yes. You always see me as a dog, do you think I'm a cute dog?"
"…"
"Do you think chicks would stroke my ears? Or my belly?"
"…"
"Yeah…I also think I should ask Wormtail since he's always checking us out…that sounded so
nauseating…"
"…" By now the stag was getting bored so he started to nibble Sirius's hair, Sirius without
looking at him because he was writing in his notebook was pushing him.
"Cut it out Prongs." He didn't stop.
"Cut it out." The stag got angry also making angry sounds, Sirius turned around and colour
drained from his face.
"Ja-James?"
More angry sounds.
"J-James are you there?"
"Even more angry sounds.
"Aagghh!!!" He started to run like the wind, screaming for his life until he collided with
something, he fell in the ground and looked up, he saw James with his arm around Lily.
"J-James why did you do that to me?"
"What did I do?"
"You were chasing me as Prongs a-and you were biting my precious hair."
"Sirius I don't know what are you talking about but James has been with me the last hour."
Sirius's face fell. "W-what?". James was rolling in the floor with laughter. "Y-y-you w-were
t-talking with a-". More laughter.
"Okaay…well love I'm going inside, see you later." She gave him a kiss and was turning to leave
when Sirius stopped her.
"Hey Lils could you go to the owlery and check if Peter is there?"
"Why don't you go?"
"Because I have to interview James but if you want to I can interview you again." Sirius said
smirking.
"No, please, I'll go." She left running.
"Padfoot what did you do to her?" James asked scared and looking at Sirius's notebook with fear.
"Nothing…Just an interview." He answered with the most innocent look he had.
"Padfoot…"
"But is true…I Marauder swear." He said holding up his pinky.
*gasp* "You Marauder promised with your pinky. I'm sorry I didn't believe you, forgive me."
"I'll have to think about it."
"…"
"Okay! But you'll have to answer some questions."
"Fine, but hurry up, we have to go with Moony."
"I think we can do them on our way there."
"Are they dangerous?" He asked fearfully.
"No…" Sirius answered with a I-didn't-do-it face looking at the sky.
"Pinky Marauder swear it."
"That's not fair!" He whined.
"So…they are dangerous?"
"Well…not dangerous, just… dangerously informative." He answered looking at his feet. "But
please, pretty please? With a cherry on top?" He asked hopefully.
"Well…since you're my best friend, it's a risk I'll have to take" He said puffing out his
chest.
"Besides, I would do the same for you"
"But Padfoot I'm not like-"
"Shh! It's the same, First question: Is your hair really untidy or you just do it on purpose?
And if you do it on purpose, don't you know that you should try to make it like mine? It's
cooler."
"I don't do it on purpose, my father, grandfather and all the Potters before me had the same
problem, dad even told me once that my child would have the same problem."
"Have you told Lily about it?"
"No…"
"Do you plan to marry Lily in the future?"
"Maybe…" James answered blushing.
"Don't you think you should tell her about the problem your child would have?"
"Padfoot I don't think that's a problem and besides where are you heading with this silly
questions?". He asked impatiently, tapping his foot on the floor.
"I'm heading to the two most important questions that I'm gonna ask you in my life."
"Ask then…"
"Can I be your best man at the wedding? Pleaseeee?." He whined.
"Of course Padfoot you're my bestest mate after all, what's the next question?"
"Can I be your untidy-haired-child's godfather?"
"I don't know Sirius, Moony has to something also, after all he's my other best friend."
Sirius looked at his feet, and suddenly -scaring James- jumped.
"I have an idea!"
"What Padfoot?"
"If it's a girl I'm the godfather and if it's a boy Moony is the godfather."
"Do you think It'll be a girl?"
"I don't know, but I expect that girls have better hair than boys, but I'm not sure so I'll
tell you when the time comes if I want to be a boy's or a girl's godfather, so don't tell
Moony about this deal ok?"
"Yes Padfoot…are the questions over?"
"Yeah, I think so why?"
"'Cause we're here."
They were in front of a trap door, they could hear violent noises from inside.
"Prongs let's transform."
"The first coherent thing you said to me today."
They transformed, James as a stag and Sirius as a dog and entered to the Shrieking Shack,
they could see Remus already transformed biting a chair, the animals started to play and
the night passed by, when they were resting the black dog jumped, the werewolf was sleeping,
so very carefully the dog seated on top of the stag, the stag that who was also resting got
up and the dog transformed itself back to Sirius.
"Prongs stay like this, I'm gonna ask Moony some questions." The stag gave him a are-you-nuts
look (If stags can do that.)
"Moony, I'm going to ask you some questions." The werewolf backed away.
"First question: do you want to eat me?"
"Grr…"
"Okaay…next: do you as a werewolf get horny?"
"Grr…"
"Have you met a female werewolf? And if you did, did you do naughty things with her?" He said
this wiggling his eyebrows.
"Grr…"
"Okay, okay I won't ask you more questions…well just one last thing: do you have flies?"
He asked scratching his head.
"Grr…"By now Remus was transforming back, and so did James so Sirius fell to the floor.
"Hey! You could have warned me or something"
"We should get going."
"I'm going to the Hospital Wing." Said Remus
They left, too tired to talk, when arriving to their bedroom James went straight to bed,
Sirius was on his way to bed also but his image in the mirror stopped him, "Siri, are you
gonna leave me here all day? Don't you want to ask me anything else? To me, the greatest
person in the world?"
"Shut up…" He mumbled something and the image disappeared. "I…want…sleep…" he slurred and
fell in his bed, he didn't even took the covers out, he just grabbed his teddy bear
'Mr.Griffy' and fell asleep.
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BY THE WAY SORRY FOR THE DELAY I HAD SOME EXAMS AND I PASSED THEM ALL YEY!!!
BYE AND THANKS FOR THE REVIEWERS OF THE FIRST CHAP.