Ch. 13 Here Come the Bridesmaids!
(Disclaimer: Drakken, Shego, and any other KP character used
doesn't belong to me. Neither does My Big Fat Greek Wedding.).
Shego stood in the airport waiting for her two best friends in the world to arrive. Adrena Lynn had been Shego's friend since the year before they both started villainy. She was a few inches shorter than Shego and had blonde hair, which she had let grow out a little so it brushed lightly against her shoulders. Summer Gales had only known Shego for two years but when Adrena Lynn introduced her two friends they got along perfectly. Summer had blonde hair like Adrena Lynn but Summer's was much longer. Shego saw them walk into the lobby. They were both wearing Club Banana t-shirts and jeans. They were chatting away with each other when they heard Shego's typical sarcastic greeting.
"I don't mean to interrupt but do you two expect me to stand here all day?" Shego catcalled. Adrena Lynn and Summer swiveled around to find Shego standing on a chair with her hands on her hips. The three of them laughed as Shego jumped off the chair to greet her friends. The three of them went over to the baggage claim to get Summer and Adrena Lynn's baggage.
"That one's mine!" Summer said grabbing a purple duffle bag. Five seconds later Summer grabbed a mauve backpack. Then she grabbed a large lavender suitcase.
"Summer, how much stuff did you pack?" Shego asked noticing the bags getting larger.
"One more," Summer replied grabbing a 2nd suitcase in a deeper shade of amethyst.
"What about you?" Shego asked worriedly.
"Just this," Adrena Lynn said grabbing a small camouflage pattern suitcase.
"Summer, did it ever occur to you that you're just visiting- not moving in?" Shego asked exasperatedly.
"I knew that!" Summer assured her.
"Sure you did," Adrena Lynn whispered.
"I'm serious!" Summer shouted. She only had to shout because the luggage had weighed her down so much she couldn't keep up. When the three of them arrived to Go tower Summer looked amazed.
"This is your latest lair?" she asked in awe. Adrena Lynn and Shego laughed. Shego had confided her secret past of heroism in Adrena Lynn. So she knew this was Go tower.
"No Summer. This is the hotel," Shego said sarcastically.
"Really?" Summer asked.
"No!" Shego said laughing harder.
"You're so blonde!" Adrena Lynn giggled.
"Look who's talking!" Summer replied with a laugh. She finally got what was going on. They walked in to find Hego, Mego, and Wego were watching TV.
"Would any of you care to meet my bridesmaids?" Shego asked.
"Naw. That's okay," Mego told her absentmindedly.
"Too bad. You have to," Shego said smacking her brother's head.
"Ow! Fine! I'll meet them!" Mego shouted trying to smack Shego back.
"Violence isn't the answer!" Hego said angrily pulling Mego away from Shego.
"I know. But it's one step closer to the answer!" Mego said turning his anger on Hego.
"Do they always act like this?' Adrena Lynn asked Shego.
"Oh yeah," Shego answered. Wego had not pulled their eyes off the television. They could careless that Hego and Mego were fighting.
"What is so fascinating?" Shego asked coming up behind Wego.
"Reruns," they said unenthusiastically.
"Did Hego have the remote?" Shego asked.
"Yup. He pulled the oldest brother card." Wego 2 told her.
"Ugh. Do y'all want to meet my friends?" Shego asked directing the conversation back to Adrena Lynn and Summer.
"Oh. Sure!" Wego 1 said turning off the TV.
"This is Adrena Lynn my maid of honor and Summer Gales my bridesmaid," Shego said happily.
"You only have one bridesmaid?" Wego 2 yelled.
"What's wrong with that? Drew and I agreed on a small wedding," Shego said crossing her arms.
"It's just weird ok!" Wego 1 told her.
"What do you know? Have you ever gotten married?" Shego asked.
"No! But one time Mom talked us into watching 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' with her," Wego 1 said shaking.
"And the bride had like a hundred bridesmaids!" Wego 2 finished.
"And this bride will have one bridesmaid and one maid of honor," Shego told them.
"But it was a live action movie!" Wego 1 told her.
"So it has to be true!" Wego 2 shouted.
"You both watch to much TV," Shego muttered. "C'mon girls. Let me show you your rooms," Shego said to Adrena Lynn and Summer as she lead them to their rooms.