Disclaimer-"we don't own Inuyasha okay!!! So call of your goons and hetmans and get those annoying lawyers away from our door!" grabs wooden mallet "break the door I dare ya!" lawyers run away yelling about harassment charges. fixes hair and hides mallet "well here is our story and as I said before. No we don't own Inuyasha or n e of the characters....unfortunately. But a girl can dream rite?"
Wait...where's Nicole?
Far away....
"Die you crazy lawyers die!!!!" Nicole running after the screaming lawyers with wooden baseball bat, laughing crazily
......well that's my Nicole....I think....I hope....o shit calls police "hello? I would like to report a crazy person out to kill a bunch of lawyers."
Chapter one- another night well done
Three girls dressed in black were running down the corridor with three guys chasing them from behind. "Split up!" one of the females yelled, once she said that, one girl went to the left, one went to the right while one kept on running straight.
Hearing this command the guys too split up and each ran after a girl. The guys were not going to let these girls escape again.
Inuyasha ran after the figure in front of him, he watched as her slim figure ran into a room three doors down. He heard the door slam shut and lock. He went to the opposite wall facing the door and rammed his shoulder through the door, breaking it off its hinges.
He looked around the room; it was a normal study, a desk, a bookshelf and a couch. It was dark and silent. You could hear the wind go through the cracks in the window.
Slowly looking around the room for any sign of life, he silently walked around, trying to find the girl.
"Hello Inuyasha, I've missed you" a husky voice said teasingly. Inuyasha turned towards the direction of the voice. There she was standing by the balcony door, staring at him. he took a moment to look at her. Her beauty enchanting him. The moonlight was shining through the window making it easier for him to look at her carefully. r
She had dark blue hair that was curled at the ends making her hair look like ocean waves, and was placed in a high ponytail. She had a pale face making her look like a delicate china doll. Her lips colored blood red. Her eyes were bright green; she had curves in all the right places. She was wearing a long sleeved tight black shirt and black baggy pants with a black utility belt (like in tomb raider).
She moved towards him seductively, her hips swaying in the right movements. He felt his heart beat faster and faster with every step she took. He couldn't move his legs, he couldn't move his arms, and he couldn't even open his mouth to speak.
Kagome noticed the detective in front of her stand still, not moving a muscle. She looked at the man in front of her. 'Not bad,' she thought, 'not bad at all.' the boy in front of her was very good looking.
He wore a dark red button down shirt; two buttons were undone at the top. He wore baggy black jeans, and u can tell that he worked out. He didn't have an ounce of fat on him, he wasn't beefy but he was just right. And with a pretty body you must have a pretty face. His face was breath taking. His long silky silver hair reached his upper thighs, and he had violet eyes that you can drown yourself in.
But just because he was good looking, didn't mean that she would allow herself to get captured.
She saw how he was staring at her. His violet orbs wide and looking at her from head to toe. She chuckled to herself, 'men...so predictable. With a slight sway to the hips and a small smile, and they are stunned.' she thought to herself as she approached the young man. 'Well it's their fault for thinking with their dicks.'
"So Inuyasha, still chasing after me and my sisters?" she asked. that seemed to snap Inuyasha out of his trance, "yea of course, we'll never stop until we've caught you and your sisters, you wench," he snapped at her, he was mad for letting his guard down and letting this girl's beauty get to him, 'I won't let that happen again. Now let's see what we can learn from this bitch,' he thought to himself.
The girl's smile faded and was replaced with a frown. "Don't call me wench, you pathetic mutt," she said as she glared at the silver haired boy in front of her, almost daring him to call her a wench. e
"Did you just call me a mutt, wench?" Inuyasha asked, growling. Kagome then turned red with anger.
"How dare you!" she yelled at the enraged detective in front of her, but took a deep breath and calmed herself down, before talking again. "Whatever, who cares, I'm on a tight schedule today. So just call me Tama for now. Oh and also it's impolite to stare at people you know."'s
Inuyasha shook his head realizing that he was still staring at her.
"Feh," he growled blushing at the fact that he was caught.
Seeing Inuyasha blush made Kagome giggle, "aww, is the poor little puppy blushing?" she asked in a baby voice. Inuyasha was dumbfounded, 'did this wench just call me a puppy?' he hated to be called a puppy, much less be called one by a thief.
"Don't call me a puppy wench." Kagome stopped laughing then, giving Inuyasha a cold glare.ke
"Don't call me a wench. But back to the matter at hand," she said as she flicked her wrist as if to get rid of the whole puppy and wench topic. Inuyasha then put on his game face (you know, all determined and tense, and alert) o
"So tell me, Tama, why do you steal from people? Is there anything I should know about you and your sisters for future notice? Or better yet why don't you tell us your identities so we can end this whole cat and mouse game." he folded his arms across his chest with a smirk on his face.
Kagome grinned and decided to play a little game. She held her hands behind her back, and playfully walked up to Inuyasha. She had a grin on her face and she was now walking around him, bouncing with every step she took. She reminded him of a schoolgirl.
"Well Inuyasha, me and my sisters steal because of reasons we shall never tell you, and I really doubt you and your brothers will find out what that reason is. I'm the middle child, the one Sesshomaru is going after is my younger sister, the one that pervert, also known as Miroku, is going after my older sister. That's all you need to know about us. And now tell me this detective, it's been what, five months you've been chasing me and my sisters?" Inuyasha nodded without saying a word as Kagome was still walking around him, but more slowly and seductive-like.
ay He felt himself blush and his body temperature rise slightly.
"Well if you've been chasing us for five months, everyday, non stop, then why should we tell you who we are? I mean if you want to know who we are then you'll have to catch us. but until then," she stopped right in front of Inuyasha and stood on her tip toes, and planted a soft gentle kiss on his lips," keep on chasing us." and before he could even react to the kiss, she was gone. i
Stunned he looked around, the window was opened and she was gone. He stood there for a few seconds before everything that happened registered into his mind.
"Damn it! I let that damn girl get away. Sess's going to kill me for this." he went off to find his brothers.
and as he was walking down the hallway he couldn't help but remember the softness of her lips, and how she smelled like vanilla, the scent was not too strong to overwhelm her natural aroma but strong enough to leave a faint sweetness to her natural scent.
'This is going to be more difficult then I thought it would be.'
Sesshomaru chased the girl in front of him. He was gaining by the minute; she had disappeared at each attempt to capture so he had always failed, well not tonight. Tonight he will get her.
He growled softly. He began to slowly walk around, his footsteps echoing in the hallway. He heard a giggle, it seemed to surround him.
"Where are you?" he asked trying to find the source of the sound.
"I'm right here," a soft girlish voice responded. e
"Show yourself to this Sesshomaru," he became more alert. Unaware of the pair of dark brown eyes staring at him.
Rin looked at Sesshomaru, he was in a way gorgeous. His light silver/blue hair was tied in a low ponytail, showing his pale beautiful face. His amber eyes alert and looking for her. His mouth set in a scowl. She knew that his muscles were tense underneath his dark blue button down shirt, and blue jeans.
'He's funny, I wonder what I should do?' she thought to herself. But her thoughts were interrupted. yt
"Show yourself." Sesshomaru said.
"I can't," Rin replied.
"Why not?"
"Detective do I seem stupid to you?"
"Not really."
"The moment I come down and reveal myself, you'll reach into your right pants pocket pull out a small capsule of knockout gas, therefore making me unconscious and this whole thing ends up with me waking up in a pretty nice jail cell," she commented sarcastically, "am I right?"
Sesshomaru was stunned at the fact that this girl, this thief, knew his true intentions. He slowly nodded his head, 'no point in lying to her. She knows what I'm going to do anyways.'s
"But," Rin continued, "Since I did lead you through this cat and mouse chase I guess it's only fair that I show you how I look like." Sesshomaru eyes sparkled at that comment, although his face showed no emotion, as always.
"But," she said again, "I must have your word, as a detective and as a human being that you would not try to arrest me for ten minutes."
Sesshomaru nodded, he hated the fact that she would show herself and he could not catch her. But there were other nights and maybe seeing her could help him catch her later on. She jumped down and landed in front of her, but he was not ready for the sight in front of him.
There she was, the girl he's been chasing for five months. She wasn't gorgeous, she wasn't beautiful, and she was perfect.
She had the child-like innocence to her. Her bright blue eyes were blue, her shoulder length hair was wavy and was in a high ponytail, her creamy skin seemed like marble in the moonlight, and her smooth pink lips set in a smirk. She was petite, her hips curved enough to show that she was female, her black shirt clung to her body, and she wore mid thigh shorts to show her long, smooth legs. She was a sight for sore eyes.
Rin chuckled to herself, her smirk turning into a seductive smile, 'it's so predictable with men, show them some legs and a pretty smile and they're nothing but putty in my hands.' she stopped in front of him, their bodies a foot away from each other.
"Well detective? Do you have any questions?" she asked in a soft but demanding voice.
"Well if I asked you to come with me to the police station and turn yourself in would you?"
"I don't think so," Sesshomaru shrugged, 'it was worth a shot,' he thought.
"Well detective, I have a question for you," Rin looked him straight in the eyes and there was no sign of fear, only determination.
"Well what would that questions are?"
"Do you live alone with your brothers?" Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow, but he nodded nonetheless.
"Well I guess we have something in common," she giggled. Sesshomaru raised his eyebrow higher, 'how can she giggle at a time like this? Does she think that this is a game?'
"Well Fluffy, it's been eight minutes and I think that it is time for me to leave." she went up to him grabbed his shoulders and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. It was short, but it was innocent and sweet. And it left the great Sesshomaru stunned. She then jumped up and disappeared. Sesshomaru was still standing in the exact same spot and didn't move, 'did she kiss me?'
Later on he decided to walk to the front of the building to meet his brothers. Then he stopped with a confused look on his face.
"Did she call me Fluffy?"
A man in black jeans, a purple button down shirt, violet eyes, and his black hair in a mouse ponytail at the base of his head ran after the girl in front of him to an empty courtyard. The girl in front of him wore a black body suit that slung to her like a second skin, and a small utility belt on her waist. While her ponytail following behind her swaying with every step.
She then stopped. He stopped as well. She turned around and she faced him. He was amazed by her beauty, her big green eyes were bright, her lips were painted a dark shade of red and her skin was flawless.
He walked towards her, slowly and you could hear the grass give way beneath his feet. He took five steps then, "stop," the girl said to him, "stop right there, don't take another step."
He did what he was told. The girl walked towards him but was alert to everything around her. She stopped moving, she was now at least a foot away from him.
"So Miroku," the girl stated, "are you tired of chasing me and my sisters constantly for five months and not even catching us?"
Miroku flinched at this statement, "well, me and my brothers are very determined, but we'll catch you, don't worry we will."
Sago looked at the boy in front of him in disgust, 'out of all the other detectives, why the hell do I get the perverted one?' she thought angrily to herself. She was snapped out of her trance by a voice.
"Can I ask you a question?" she looked at Miroku, he had a slight grin on his face and a dreamy look that freaked Sango out.
"What is the question?" she asked hesitantly.
He took a step closer to her closing the gap between them. He grabbed her hands and looked at her green eyes. "Will you fair maiden, bear my children?" she had a face of pure horror and her left eye twitched and her face slowly turned red.
Sango took a deep breath, took her hands away from the detective and everything else was a blur. From a distance you heard a loud scream, a man crying out in pain, a girl's voice swearing and loud thuds in the middle of the night.
Sango panted as she looked down at the limp body in front of her. 'That...that...why that little bastard!' she thought angrily, 'doesn't he have a shred of dignity?'
After calming down Sango began to worry, the little 'hentai' wasn't moving. Worried she kneeled down beside the unconscious boy, and checked for his pulse, 'hmm....well he has a pulse, his breathing is steady,' she examined his face, and began to wonder what's wrong with him.
But as she knelt over to listen to his heartbeat, she felt a warm hand caress her rear. She looked over at Miroku's face and saw a perverted smile on his face, 'he wasn't sleeping! He was playing me this whole time!' am
Her left eye started twitching violently; she slowly counted to five, giving the letcher time to take his hand off. But alas, he never did remove his cursed hand.
Sango screamed and found a stick nearby and clobbered the young detective, screaming out words such as, 'hentai,' 'Letcher,' 'good for nothing pervert,' and 'a disgrace to mankind.' short painful screams were heard and sickening crunches as a few bones broke from the fierce beating Miroku was getting.
After ten minutes of beating Miroku into a bloody pulp, she stood up and looked at her watch, 'shit! I'm five minutes late! Kagome won't be happy about this,' but before she left she took one last look at Miroku, 'if you pull that stunt again to me or my baby sisters, you'll never be able to reproduce, much less be able to pee properly again,' Sango promised the hentai.p.
And with that she left, leaving the poor boy there to lie on the ground waiting for his brothers to come. But if you look closely, you'll see a small perverted grin plastered on his face.
"Where the hell is she?" Kagome was ranting on about how Sango will ruin the whole plan, and how she's going to be severely punished when she comes.
"Calm down, Kaggie," Rin was sitting on a branch on a sakura tree, staring up at the crescent moon. Kagome stopped with her yelling at the mention of her childhood name from her younger sister. "Knowing Sango she'll have a reason as to why she is late. Besides, she's our big sis, she'll never let us down."
Kagome's face softened, but being stubborn as she was, she crossed her arms across her chest and stayed a bit mad, "well she'd better have a damn good reason then," she muttered. Rin chuckled at her sister's stubbornness, 'I'm surprised that I'm the youngest sister sometimes.',
After three minutes the girls were interrupted by the sound of panting and footsteps on the cement. Immediately the girls got into their fighting stance. Eyes alert, ears listening to every single sound, and their body ready to fight the enemy.
"Calm down you twits, it's just me." hearing Sango's voice the girls calmed down and let their muscles and their senses relax.
"And where the hell were you?" Kagome asked in a stern but gentle voice. Others would've thought that Kagome was mad, but the sisters knew that she was just concerned and relieved.
"Well Kaggie, if you must know, I was busy beating the shit out of that pervert Miroku." Kagome and Rin laughed, their bell like voices ringing throughout the empty park. "Oh yea, how was your encounter with the beloved lecher?" Rin asked with an amused smile on her face.
Sango growled at her sisters, "It was not fun! That jackass asked me-"
"To bear your children?" Kagome cut in. "well yea he did, then-"
"You knocked him out," Rin said, "yea I did, then after I checked on him-"
"he was pretending to be asleep and he groped you," Kagome said, Sango opened her mouth to speak only to be interrupted by Rin saying, "then you got pissed off, broke a few bones, left a few lumps the size of walnuts on his skull-"
"Gave him bruises all over his body, a bloody nose, and a black eye, insulted him, and left him there alone in the courtyard," Kagome said. Rin and Kagome looked at their older sister and raised an eyebrow to see if they were correct.
Sango let out a loud sigh, and giggled softly, "Well it seems you guys know what happened, so I guess we should go home and rest. We can talk about this later. On the way home we'll stop by the client's house and drop off the item." her sisters nodded in agreement. And with that, they left. Pleased with the night's work.
"You know," Kagome said, "I think tonight was pretty good don't ya think?"
"Yea I think it was, we got all the information and stuff that we needed, and also we retrieved back the stolen item and returned it to its rightful owner." Rin said feeling proud that they made a person happy.
"Yea but I don't like the fact that the detectives think that we are the bad guys," Sango said, "but you know what?" Kagome and Rin looked at Sango.
"I feel like I want to stop this stealing business for good."
Kagome and Rin looked down at their feet and nodded. Kagome then broke the silence, "I want to quit too. But you know I think that we should stop when we earn enough money for everything-"
Rin interrupted Kagome, "and we are ready and we have everything under control-"
"And we find our parent's killer-" Sango jumped in.
"Then we'll stop," Kagome finished. They then walked in silence again; later on Rin began to giggle, "What's so funny Rin?" Sango asked, a bit scared at the laughing girl beside her.
"I'm imagining the detectives' faces when we just disappear without them ever finding out who we are. Man will they be pissed off. The fact that they didn't catch us will probably haunt them till the day they die," Rin then stopped laughing, her smile becoming a frown. w
"You know, I feel bad, I mean they're working so hard to catch us. It'd be rude to just leave them hanging." Kagome agreed.
"Fine then after we do all those things we'll then stop stealing when we are finally caught by them," Sango suggested. Her sisters nodded in agreement.
Rin then smiled looking at Kagome and Sango. "And you got to admit, it's funny to watch them try to catch us."
The girls laughed at that thought. Then they walked home with a light heart.
Well that's the first chappie! No flames and I hope you enjoyed this. Now if you excuse me I must go and retrieve Nicole from the police station.