Disclaimer- We do not own Inuyasha!!!!! Or his character peoples! Stupid policemen …well dunno why they get so upset about me whacking lawyers left and right, I am sure they will survive! Gosh! I mean the least they could do is give me some air freshener in here. The cell smells terrible! She better come get me soon!
Uh oh…here comes the guard….. ab
"Nicole?" "uhhh….yeah?" "We are going to have to put you in a mental home due to your insanity and behavior…and talking to yourself." "I don't talk to myself! Nooo! Let me go home!!!" "Mam…I am gonna have to ask you to calm down…"
"i wonder how Nicole is doing?"
Chapter two: brotherly love
Inuyasha walked to the front of the building and waited for his other brothers to arrive. Two minutes later he saw his older brother Sesshomaru walking to him. Seeing the scowl on Sesshomaru's face, he knew that he didn't catch the girl as well.
"Well Sess, it seems like you and I failed to catch those thieves again," Sesshomaru showed no emotion, he just gave Inuyasha a look.
"So Inu," Sesshomaru said, "how did you get lipstick on you? I always knew that red would look good on you." he chuckled slightly at seeing Inuyasha's face get red. But then Inuyasha smirked at Sesshomaru, when Inuyasha smirks, it's never good.
"Well Sesshomaru, since we're on the topic of who wearing what, care to explain the pink lipstick on your cheek? I believe the color is pink rose." now it was Sesshomaru's turn to blush, but then something came to the brother's minds.
"Where's the pervert?" they both said.
So they went to search for their youngest brother. After spending ten minutes searching indoors they went to the courtyard. And there they saw Miroku unconscious with a numerous amount of bruises, his right eye red that will soon turn into a black eye, a bloody nose, at least five huge lumps on his head, and a possibility of a sprained wrist.
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha looked at each other and groaned. 'The damn pervert finally got what he deserved,' Inuyasha thought as he went over to wake his brother up. 'He finally groped a girl, who can kick his ass,' Sesshomaru smiled at the thought.
They approached their youngest brother, and looked at the perverted grin on his face. Sesshomaru nudged Inuyasha, "well?" he asked.
Inuyasha raised an eyebrow at him, "well what?"
Sesshomaru rolled his eyes, "wake him up you dumbass!" Inuyasha jumped at the thought.
"Hell no! You wake him up!"
"I don't think so Inu, remember the last time I had to wake him up?" they both looked back on that day.
flashback
"yo! Roku! Get your ass out of bed!" Sesshomaru yelled at the sleeping form of his brother. Getting annoyed he sat on the edge of Miroku's bed.
"I'm telling' ya Sess, he isn't going to get his perverted ass out of bed." Sesshomaru turned to look at Inuyasha leaning on the door frame looking at the scene in front of him. It's been like this almost everyday, if Miroku didn't get up on time, one of the two brothers had to wake him up. And Miroku was a heavy sleeper. There could be an earthquake and he'll still be asleep.d h
Today Inuyasha and Sesshomaru flipped a coin, and three out of five times, Inuyasha won, and Sesshomaru walked upstairs as if he was walking to his doom.
Sesshomaru ignored him and went back to trying to wake Miroku up. Getting mad, he leaned forward by Miroku's ear, "WAKE UP YOU GODDAMN PERVERTED FREAK!!!!" he yelled in Miroku's ear as loud as he can. But instead of waking up Miroku did something completely different.
He hugged Sesshomaru.
For three full seconds, which seemed like eternity, everything was silent as Sesshomaru was caught in a death grip, and Miroku's face broke into a perverted grin, then the silence was broken by Inuyasha falling down on the floor laughing until he was gasping for breath.
Sesshomaru's eyes were wide, his face red with anger and embarrassment, and he was struggling to get away from Miroku's hug. But it's amazing how much strength Miroku has when he's sleeping. Sesshomaru then went insane.
He started trashing around, screaming at Miroku to wake up, at Inuyasha to help him, but soon his screams were muffled when Miroku rolled over and was on top of Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru couldn't breathe as well anymore, "Miroku if you don't get your gayass off me I'll kill you," he said before he fainted from lack of oxygen.on
Inuyasha was on the floor clutching his sides as he was laughing historically when Miroku embraced Sesshomaru, but when he calmed down a bit and looked up when he noticed that Sesshomaru stopped screaming.
That's when he saw Miroku roll on top of Sesshomaru. Now Inuyasha had tears rolling down his red face, his laughs turned into a mix of wheezes, pants, and hiccups. Inuyasha couldn't remember another time when he laughed this much. He was grasping onto the doorknob so that he didn't end up on the floor rolling around in laughter. He eventually stopped laughing although his stomach was sore, his eyes watery, and his face was still bright red. u
He knew that he should help Sesshomaru, but it was his turn to wake Miroku up so Inuyasha decided to let him deal with it, as he watched with amusement.
Miroku had a fabulous dream. He was on a beach, the sun was high in the air, the ocean was blue and beautiful, and to his right was a really hot girl in a string bikini.
He ran up to her and embraced her in a romantic hug. Then they both ran down the beach and he began to run around. Her blonde hair was flying in the breeze, her blue bikini hugging her body tightly; she was calling out to him, telling him to come get her.
Miroku agreed and he ran after her. He caught her in a tight hug and they fell on the sand. He was on top of her. He looked at her and her big amber eyes were looking back at him.
'Wait...amber?'
Miroku's face was set in a confused expression; he stood up and looked at her. She stood up as well, "Miroku..." she said. She kept on calling his name, but then her voice got deeper, and the girl said, "If you don't get your gay ass off me then I'll kill you.
Miroku then looked back at the girl, her hair then began to turn into a silvery color, and her bikini then turned to black jeans and a baggy t-shirt. And before him stood Sesshomaru.
Miroku was scared out of his mind. A hot girl in a string bikini became his brother! This dream was becoming a nightmare!
Then Miroku woke up, he was so relieved that it was only a dream and that no hot girl in a blue bikini would ever turn into Sesshomaru.
So Miroku decided to go back to sleep and hopefully dream about something else. Something less disturbing.
'That's odd,' he thought, 'why does my bed feel softer, and why is it warmer?' he then heard Inuyasha fall to the ground laughing his heart out. 'What's wrong with Inuyasha?'
"Yo! Inu, is there a reason as to why you're laughing like an old crazy baboon?" he asked annoyed that he was disturbed in his sleep. h
Inuyasha simply nodded, still not being able to control his laughter. He only managed a few words, "ha-ha.....looks....hahaha....under....haha....you....pervert!" then Inuyasha fell down laughing uncontrollably, he couldn't make out sentences anymore, just weird noises.
Dreading what he may find, Miroku slowly moved his head and looked under him. His face was set in a state of shock. He was on top of Sesshomaru, who was now gaining consciousness.
"Roku..." Sesshomaru whispered, still a bit dazed.
"y..y...yea Sess?" Miroku was scared, no, he was freaked out.
"Run...you have ten seconds tops." Miroku nodded, he didn't need to be told twice, and he jumped off of Sesshomaru, leaped over a laughing Inuyasha, and ran around the house looking for cover.
Sesshomaru flew out of Miroku's bed, and shoved Inuyasha out of the way, and ran down the steps and tackled a screaming Miroku onto the floor.
He then put Miroku in a headlock. He then began to beat Miroku.
"You sick! Sick! Sick! Perverted bastard!"
"I'm sorry!"
"This is what I get for being a good brother?!?!"
"I didn't know Sess! I was dreaming!"
"You shouldn't even be dreaming about those things!!"
"Well I am a high school teenager."
"You hormone driven hentai!!! I swear I'll-"
But before Sesshomaru say anything else, something tackled him off Miroku. Miroku looked up to see an angry Inuyasha.
Miroku kneeled before Inuyasha thanking him for saving his life from Sesshomaru. "Miroku I'm not saving your hide from anything. You deserve whatever Sesshomaru does to you. I'm mad because he shoved me when he was going after you."
Miroku then got mad, "you're mad from a little push?!?! Don't you care about your brother?!"
so Miroku attacked Inuyasha, but before Inuyasha could get Miroku back he was tackled by Sesshomaru.
This went on for four hours before the brothers got hungry and ate Ramen. Then they acted like this never happened, although Inuyasha and Sesshomaru didn't dare wake Miroku up unless they have to. And if they did they stayed a good five feet away form him.
end of flashback
Inuyasha was grinning at the memory while Sesshomaru's face went pale.
"That was a great memory Sess," Inuyasha said still grinning, "It really was."
Sesshomaru glared at Inuyasha, "for you maybe, but for this Sesshomaru it was torture."
"Well how do we wake him up then? He's too heavy to carry," Inuyasha stated,s
"Then there's that possibility that he'll grope us in his sleep," Sesshomaru added with a shudder.
"Well then how the hell do we wake him up? Too bad there isn't a naked model wal-"
Miroku jumped up fully awake, "a naked model? Where? Where is she?" after a few seconds he realized that there wasn't any naked models walking around. He let out a sad sigh and looked at his brothers.
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha were stunned at how fast he had awakened. They both stared at him like he had a horn sticking out of his head.
"You know you shouldn't trick me like that." Miroku said disappointed at the fact that there wasn't any model walking around nude.
"Well it is better to wake up hoping to see a model instead of waking up on your brother right?" Inuyasha commented while trying to stop himself to burst out laughing at the fond memory.
"you have a point there o' stupid one" Miroku said, earning a bonk on the head from Inuyasha.
Finally the boys started to walk home. They had not completed their mission yet, but those girls would be caught one day if it was the last things they ever did.
"Ya know…looking back…I realized that we have always gone off after the same person," Miroku said after staring off into his own little world.
"What do you mean?" Sesshomaru asked intrigued by what he had said. "Like I always go after the same girl and you two as well." He said thinking about it for a second.
"Well we could go the other way too it just always seemed to work out that way I guess." Inuyasha said realizing it was true, but he didn't want to go after a different girl, he liked Tama.
"No! I like the girl i keep on chasing….really….like…th…" Miroku drifted off into a deep trance as his brothers stopped walking and stared horrified to think of what was going on in his head.
"Miroku….Roku….." they kept saying but he was gone.
"Well, we aren't waiting on him, Inuyasha, do something and come on." Sesshomaru said becoming annoyed.
Inuyasha leaned over and stared, afraid of what Miroku might do. Finally he made a decision.
he poked Miroku and watched hesitantly.
"Miroku…poke poke…..Miroku….." he said as he continually poked him.
"Is he still zoned out?" Sesshomaru asked carefully at his brother, as Inuyasha was going to answer a retarded grin lit up on Miroku's face. he opened his mouth and said, "so....you wanna do it?"
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha jumped back away from him, Inuyasha recovered from the shock first, while Sesshomaru was reliving the trauma of the time when Miroku hugged him in his sleep.
Inuyasha walked slowly to the sleeping body, and didn't know what to do, 'is my brother always this perverted?' but he shook his head and thought of what to do.
"is he sleeping?" asked Sesshomaru again. a thought came to Inuyasha's mind, he could say no and lie to Sesshomaru, but that would lead to Sesshomaru beating the shit out of him. or he could say yes, but knowing how perverted Miroku, he might think the yes was to his question and try to do something to Inuyasha in his sleep.
He was afraid of them both!
"…uh…" he didn't know what to say when Sesshomaru broke in again at the same time as Miroku.
"Well is he?" sessh asked.
"Well do you?" Miroku asked at the same time.
Sesshomaru sounded like he was about to seriously hurt him,if he didn't answer the question soon, and Miroku sounded like he was going to do something...beyound words.
'be beaten into a bloody pulp and end up in the ER? or be scarred for life?'
"…uhhh, yeah." He finally said and awaited thehorrible painthat might be coming.
Sesshomaru walked back over to Inuyasha and Miroku in time to see Inuyasha get gripped into a kiss from Miroku. Inuyasha jumped back screaming and gasping for air on the ground with a horrified expression on his face.
Miroku was grinning on the ground mumbling stuff like, "i knew you would," "want some more?" "let's go and i'll show you something else."
"Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!" Sesshomaru couldn't stop laughing, he was rolling on the ground, holding his sides, laughing into the night air, Inuyasha was on the floor, stunned, he was in a fetal position shimpering and mumbling something about being a good little boy.
hearing Sesshomaru laughing, Miroku woke up from his dream,"Huh...what…Inuyasha? Why are you on the ground, are the girls back???" Miroku went into attack mode while Sesshomaru fell to the ground with mass hysteria.
"ACK!!!!!!!! Oh god!!!!! Why me? What did I do!" Inuyasha was screaming and brushing his lips with his sleeve, once he recovered from his state of shock.
"What happened?" Miroku said looking at them like they had both had a loose screw.
"You…hehaha…and Inu and…oh my god it IS funny when it is not happening to you!" he said still laughing but trying to calm down.
"Miroku!!!!!!" Inuyasha screamed running after Miroku.
"what the fuck did i do now?!?!" Miroku yelled running away from a very very angry brother. Sesshomaru still on the ground, calming down enough to watch Inuyasha swear and try to kill Miroku, who was screaming sorry.
"you know, getting hugged by Miroku is better then being kissed by him," Sesshomaru said grinning, but the grin was wiped from his face when Miroku and Inuyasha ran over him.
"You bastards!" Sesshomaru yelled while chasing his brothers, "you perverted jackass!" Inuyasha yelled chasing Miroku, "i'm sorry for whatever i did!" Miroku yelled to the heavens running away from his angry brothers.
then Miroku tripped on a rock and as he tried to get up, Inuyasha tackled him to the ground and started beating him, then Sesshomaru tackled Inuyasha and Miroku and started to beat them. but Miroku started join in the fight and all three of the brothers started wrestling with each other in the deserted park
from far away you can still hear the painful slaps, punches, and words that would make a sailor proud.
another fond memory for the three brothers.
There ya have it! The second chapter! Yay for us! Anyways we hope your enjoying our story, remember no flames please and review…go on…you know you wanna……a.n The next chapter will be soon!
And please stop him! I am not crazy!!!!!!