Creepiest pairings I have EVER seen:
[Naraku/Kagura]
[Inuyasha/Kaede] (YEAH, I HAVE SEEN ONE OF THOSE!)
[Inuyasha/Kagome's MOM!]
[Miroku/Kikyo]
[Naraku/Sango] (That ain't right)
[Kohaku/Sango] (SIBLINGS?!)
[Inuyasha/Sesshoumaru] (once again, siblings!?)
Chapter 4- The Beginning
Kikyo walked through the hallway, her heeled shoes clicking against the floor. She held the files at her side as he hurried through the building, for she was called for a meeting with her boss.
She opened the door to her superior's office, surprised to find another person in the room. Her boss sat at one side of the desk, a young man on the other side, his red eyes glowing.
She inspected him, he inspected her-more than casually- looking at her up and down. Her eyes narrowed slightly, but obviously her superior didn't see it. The red-eyed man smirked at her, as if mocking and challenging her.
"Kikyo, welcome, please sit," her superior said casually, "this is Naraku Omigumo, he is going to be our company's attorney. I would like you to assist him."
She looked from her superior, to Naraku. She didn't trust this man, not one bit. Throughout her career, she had always gone with her intuition to get where she was in life. And her intuition told her that this man was trouble.
"Sir can I speak with you outside?" Kikyo asked. The two went outside in the hallway.
"Sir, I don't trust that man," Kikyo said, "I don't think he should be representing our company. My husband could probably represent our company for free."
"Kikyo, you have to understand. Naraku is willing to donate thousands, even millions to this company. His firm is a worth while investment for us, plus he's never lost a case."
"But sir-"
"Kikyo, I know you love this job. If you do this, you could get a full promotion, maybe even secretary to the president of this company! Do you really want to pass that chance up?"
She looked from her boss to the indoor office window. Naraku was sitting in the chair still, grinning evilly out the window. She let out a breath before replying, "Yes sir."
Meanwhile....******************************************************
Sango sat at the lounge, drinking a cop of coke, seeming rather bored. Several guys had come up to her already, but she shoved them off as if they were nothing.
"Miroku if you're late again I'm gonna kick your ass to next week," she muttered, taking another sip out of her third cup. She slammed it on the table, her eye twitching.
Her head was already pounding from the loud music, and had just gotten a mouthful of bull about nothing from her mother earlier that day about wanting a grandchild. To Sango, it seemed her biological clock was ticking in her mother's body.
Suddenly, she felt something squeezing her rear. She grabbed the first thing she could get her hands on, which happened to be the glass of ice cold soda she had been drinking, and smashed it against the violators head.
"Miroku?!"
"Good thing I asked the waiter to give you a fake glass or that could've killed me," Miroku said, wiping off his face with a cloth.
"Hmph, pervert," she said, turning away.
"That's the first thing you ever said to me." She turned away, but he could tell she was holding back a smile.
He passed her a rose. "Happy anniversary, Sango."
She looked up at him a smiled. "Happy anniversary Miroku."
The music filling the dance club slowly faded, and people started clearing the center area.
"This next song is dedicated to the cute couple who are celebrating their one year anniversary," the DJ said, "Miroku Kazanna and Sango Taijiya!"
"Come on!" He pulled her out into the center of the dance floor. She blushed the moment the music came on. 'He didn't. He did.' Sure, it was the first song they ever danced to together, but still.
"I was like, good gracious ass bodacious Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know) Lookin for the right time to flash them G's Then um I'm leavin, please believin Me and the rest of my heathens Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin I need you to get up up on the dance floor Give that man what he askin for Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use"
He ushered her over as he danced. She sweat dropped. 'Miroku, you have no rhythm whatsoever.' If you were watching from Sango's or the crowd's point of view, it would've looked like Miroku was either having a seizure, or screwing himself. Everyone sweat dropped as he continued to dance.
"(I said) Its gettin hot in here (so hot) So take off all your clothes
I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off"
He pulled her out on the dance floor. She blushed, hiding her face from everyone else. He came up to her and whispered in her ear. "Don't worry," he said, "it's just me."
"Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it Warm, sweatin its hot up in this joint VOKAL tanktop, on at this point Your with a winner so baby you cant loose I got secrets cant leave Cancun So take it off like your home alone You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend, like "girl I think my butt gettin big"
She smiled shyly and started dancing with him, having much more rhythm than him of course. The others started dancing around them, drawing their attention away from them.
"(I said) Its gettin hot in here (so hot) So take off all your clothes
I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off"
"(Nelly hang all out) Mix a little bit a ah, ah With a little bit a ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) Give a little bit a ah, ah With a little bit a ah, ah (Nelly hang all out) With a little bit a ah, ah And a sprinkle a that ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) I like it when ya ah, ah Girl, Baby make it ah, ah"
Sango looked over Miroku's shoulder, over at the crowd. She noticed someone familiar.
"Hey Miroku?"
"Yeah!"
"Isn't that Inuyasha, in his human form?"
"Yeah, who's that with him? Kikyo?"
"KAGOME?!" they both yelled at the same time.
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What song would Miroku dance to? This song was my first thought.
[Naraku/Kagura]
[Inuyasha/Kaede] (YEAH, I HAVE SEEN ONE OF THOSE!)
[Inuyasha/Kagome's MOM!]
[Miroku/Kikyo]
[Naraku/Sango] (That ain't right)
[Kohaku/Sango] (SIBLINGS?!)
[Inuyasha/Sesshoumaru] (once again, siblings!?)
Chapter 4- The Beginning
Kikyo walked through the hallway, her heeled shoes clicking against the floor. She held the files at her side as he hurried through the building, for she was called for a meeting with her boss.
She opened the door to her superior's office, surprised to find another person in the room. Her boss sat at one side of the desk, a young man on the other side, his red eyes glowing.
She inspected him, he inspected her-more than casually- looking at her up and down. Her eyes narrowed slightly, but obviously her superior didn't see it. The red-eyed man smirked at her, as if mocking and challenging her.
"Kikyo, welcome, please sit," her superior said casually, "this is Naraku Omigumo, he is going to be our company's attorney. I would like you to assist him."
She looked from her superior, to Naraku. She didn't trust this man, not one bit. Throughout her career, she had always gone with her intuition to get where she was in life. And her intuition told her that this man was trouble.
"Sir can I speak with you outside?" Kikyo asked. The two went outside in the hallway.
"Sir, I don't trust that man," Kikyo said, "I don't think he should be representing our company. My husband could probably represent our company for free."
"Kikyo, you have to understand. Naraku is willing to donate thousands, even millions to this company. His firm is a worth while investment for us, plus he's never lost a case."
"But sir-"
"Kikyo, I know you love this job. If you do this, you could get a full promotion, maybe even secretary to the president of this company! Do you really want to pass that chance up?"
She looked from her boss to the indoor office window. Naraku was sitting in the chair still, grinning evilly out the window. She let out a breath before replying, "Yes sir."
Meanwhile....******************************************************
Sango sat at the lounge, drinking a cop of coke, seeming rather bored. Several guys had come up to her already, but she shoved them off as if they were nothing.
"Miroku if you're late again I'm gonna kick your ass to next week," she muttered, taking another sip out of her third cup. She slammed it on the table, her eye twitching.
Her head was already pounding from the loud music, and had just gotten a mouthful of bull about nothing from her mother earlier that day about wanting a grandchild. To Sango, it seemed her biological clock was ticking in her mother's body.
Suddenly, she felt something squeezing her rear. She grabbed the first thing she could get her hands on, which happened to be the glass of ice cold soda she had been drinking, and smashed it against the violators head.
"Miroku?!"
"Good thing I asked the waiter to give you a fake glass or that could've killed me," Miroku said, wiping off his face with a cloth.
"Hmph, pervert," she said, turning away.
"That's the first thing you ever said to me." She turned away, but he could tell she was holding back a smile.
He passed her a rose. "Happy anniversary, Sango."
She looked up at him a smiled. "Happy anniversary Miroku."
The music filling the dance club slowly faded, and people started clearing the center area.
"This next song is dedicated to the cute couple who are celebrating their one year anniversary," the DJ said, "Miroku Kazanna and Sango Taijiya!"
"Come on!" He pulled her out into the center of the dance floor. She blushed the moment the music came on. 'He didn't. He did.' Sure, it was the first song they ever danced to together, but still.
"I was like, good gracious ass bodacious Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know) Lookin for the right time to flash them G's Then um I'm leavin, please believin Me and the rest of my heathens Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin I need you to get up up on the dance floor Give that man what he askin for Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use"
He ushered her over as he danced. She sweat dropped. 'Miroku, you have no rhythm whatsoever.' If you were watching from Sango's or the crowd's point of view, it would've looked like Miroku was either having a seizure, or screwing himself. Everyone sweat dropped as he continued to dance.
"(I said) Its gettin hot in here (so hot) So take off all your clothes
I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off"
He pulled her out on the dance floor. She blushed, hiding her face from everyone else. He came up to her and whispered in her ear. "Don't worry," he said, "it's just me."
"Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it Warm, sweatin its hot up in this joint VOKAL tanktop, on at this point Your with a winner so baby you cant loose I got secrets cant leave Cancun So take it off like your home alone You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend, like "girl I think my butt gettin big"
She smiled shyly and started dancing with him, having much more rhythm than him of course. The others started dancing around them, drawing their attention away from them.
"(I said) Its gettin hot in here (so hot) So take off all your clothes
I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off"
"(Nelly hang all out) Mix a little bit a ah, ah With a little bit a ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) Give a little bit a ah, ah With a little bit a ah, ah (Nelly hang all out) With a little bit a ah, ah And a sprinkle a that ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) I like it when ya ah, ah Girl, Baby make it ah, ah"
Sango looked over Miroku's shoulder, over at the crowd. She noticed someone familiar.
"Hey Miroku?"
"Yeah!"
"Isn't that Inuyasha, in his human form?"
"Yeah, who's that with him? Kikyo?"
"KAGOME?!" they both yelled at the same time.
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What song would Miroku dance to? This song was my first thought.