I got my scanner! I got my scanner! *does happy dance* My pictures are on
mediaminer under the name "Strawberry Lyn."
Question of the day: (For Inuyasha lovers, including myself) What do you see in Inuyasha anyway? I mean, he ain't got no job, he ain't got no money, he ain't got no house, we don't even know if he can read! Although... he is super duper cute! ^_^
***Little Red Riding Hood***
"Ugh."
Her muscles ached, her stomach churned, and her head felt like she as trying to deliver a baby out of her ear. She slowly sat up, then plopped back down, the hangover overwhelming her. 'Where am I?' She looked around the room. 'This isn't my room.' She looked down. 'I wasn't wearing a blouse before...' Suddenly she jumped up, pulling at the oversized blouse so she could see the tag. 'Men's...'
That's when she panicked.
'Nononononono! This can't be happening! I am NOT going to be one of those after-school specials!' She ran around the room, searching, for something, anything, that could give her some positive reinforcement. She could just jump out of the window, right now, before the resident came back, whatever reasons they may have gained for bringing her here. She walked over to the window, and looked down from what had to be at least twenty stories high. 'Well that's out of the question.'
She carefully tiptoed out of the room. The house seemed to empty. "Hello? Is anybody here?" She walked down the hall, having to kick away dirty shirts and jeans against the wall. Whoever the person was who saved her, he sure as hell didn't clean very much.
She entered the kitchen, which was covered in food scattered across the counter. 'Well, better get to work then.'
Later...************************************************************
"LAY OFF WOMAN!"
"NO! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO OUT LAST NIGHT, BUT NOOOO, YOU HAD SOMETHING BETTER TO DO! THAT'S THE THIRD DATE YOU'VE CANCELLED THIS MONTH!"
He unlocked the door, his irate girlfriend following him inside. They both stopped.
"Is your apartment.... Clean?"
"Scary, ain't it?"
"Disturbing. I think the apocalypse is coming."
Just then Kagome walked into the living room, holding a can of toilet bowl cleaner in one hand and a bright yellow sponge in the other. "Well there you are!" Kagome said, "I've been waiting all day for you to come home!"
Suddenly, the redhead turned to her boyfriend and thundered, "YOU STOOD ME UP AT THE MOVIES FOR THAT BIMBO!!!"
"She is not a bimbo!"
"Really, then where did you find her?"
"Um, she was drunk on the curb," the last part he had said in a low voice, but her demon ears heard him perfectly.
"Ah-ha! I knew it! I have had enough of you and your bullshit Kouga! You promised to marry me TWO YEARS AGO! And we're still just "dating"."
"One: Ayame, get a life, you do not call THIS dating, you call it "Hello, Jerry Springer." Two: I never promised to marry you!"
"Yes you did! At Rainbow Falls!"
"YOU HAD ME IN A HEADLOCK!"
"YOU WRECKED MY CAR, ASSHOLE!"
"BITCH!"
"BASTARD!"
"HO!"
"WANNA-BE PIMP!"
"YO!!!!" Kagome yelled, getting both of their attention, "can I get a ride?"
Meanwhile...*******************************************************
"Now, I expect all three of you to be on your best behavior. This client is very important and-"
"In other words- very rich."
Sesshoumaru turned towards his housekeeper, who stood in perfect posture between Rin and Jaken, all three standing as if they were in an army line and Sesshoumaru was sergeant.
"Like I said, you all need to be on your best behavior. That means no funny business. And for god's sakes spit out the gum, that's unsanitary," he said, pointing to the trash bin. She blew another bubble, then spit it out into the trash bin.
"Any questions?"
No answer.
"Good. Rin, come with me. You two stay here in the kitchen until you're called on."
Later...***********************************************************
Kagura brought out the food, mumbling incoherent things as she walked over to the table. As soon as she sat down the food, she went back into the kitchen, smirking with sweet victory.
Sesshoumaru's "client" had been a complete asshole to say the least. The moment he had acknowledged her presence, he had said: "Have your woman in the kitchen, eh? Right where they belong." From then on it had been, bigotry, bigotry, and more bigotry.
But unfortunately for him, she wasn't one to take that.
When she had served the beef curry, she had made sure to add a little extra "flavor" to the guest's stew. Of course, she had to get the oversized toad out of the way. When Sesshoumaru had asked about his whereabouts (not that he really cared, just wanted to making sure the annoying creature wasn't ironing his underwear again), she had simply stated that he had a bad run-in with a frying pan. All she had to do was wait for the laxative to it's magic. She smirked. Life is good, but revenge makes it sweeter.
One hour later....****************************************************
*Gurgle Gurgle*
"Is... something wrong?"
"No, it's nothing, really."
*Gurgle*
"Would you excuse me?"
Kagura poked her head out of the kitchen, smirking with pure victory. But the moment she glanced at the scene in the living room, her eyes widened.
'Oh fuck.'
She might as well have went over to the employment office right then, because when Sesshoumaru came out of that bathroom, he'd be seriously pissed.
'Oh fuck.'
Question of the day: (For Inuyasha lovers, including myself) What do you see in Inuyasha anyway? I mean, he ain't got no job, he ain't got no money, he ain't got no house, we don't even know if he can read! Although... he is super duper cute! ^_^
***Little Red Riding Hood***
"Ugh."
Her muscles ached, her stomach churned, and her head felt like she as trying to deliver a baby out of her ear. She slowly sat up, then plopped back down, the hangover overwhelming her. 'Where am I?' She looked around the room. 'This isn't my room.' She looked down. 'I wasn't wearing a blouse before...' Suddenly she jumped up, pulling at the oversized blouse so she could see the tag. 'Men's...'
That's when she panicked.
'Nononononono! This can't be happening! I am NOT going to be one of those after-school specials!' She ran around the room, searching, for something, anything, that could give her some positive reinforcement. She could just jump out of the window, right now, before the resident came back, whatever reasons they may have gained for bringing her here. She walked over to the window, and looked down from what had to be at least twenty stories high. 'Well that's out of the question.'
She carefully tiptoed out of the room. The house seemed to empty. "Hello? Is anybody here?" She walked down the hall, having to kick away dirty shirts and jeans against the wall. Whoever the person was who saved her, he sure as hell didn't clean very much.
She entered the kitchen, which was covered in food scattered across the counter. 'Well, better get to work then.'
Later...************************************************************
"LAY OFF WOMAN!"
"NO! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO OUT LAST NIGHT, BUT NOOOO, YOU HAD SOMETHING BETTER TO DO! THAT'S THE THIRD DATE YOU'VE CANCELLED THIS MONTH!"
He unlocked the door, his irate girlfriend following him inside. They both stopped.
"Is your apartment.... Clean?"
"Scary, ain't it?"
"Disturbing. I think the apocalypse is coming."
Just then Kagome walked into the living room, holding a can of toilet bowl cleaner in one hand and a bright yellow sponge in the other. "Well there you are!" Kagome said, "I've been waiting all day for you to come home!"
Suddenly, the redhead turned to her boyfriend and thundered, "YOU STOOD ME UP AT THE MOVIES FOR THAT BIMBO!!!"
"She is not a bimbo!"
"Really, then where did you find her?"
"Um, she was drunk on the curb," the last part he had said in a low voice, but her demon ears heard him perfectly.
"Ah-ha! I knew it! I have had enough of you and your bullshit Kouga! You promised to marry me TWO YEARS AGO! And we're still just "dating"."
"One: Ayame, get a life, you do not call THIS dating, you call it "Hello, Jerry Springer." Two: I never promised to marry you!"
"Yes you did! At Rainbow Falls!"
"YOU HAD ME IN A HEADLOCK!"
"YOU WRECKED MY CAR, ASSHOLE!"
"BITCH!"
"BASTARD!"
"HO!"
"WANNA-BE PIMP!"
"YO!!!!" Kagome yelled, getting both of their attention, "can I get a ride?"
Meanwhile...*******************************************************
"Now, I expect all three of you to be on your best behavior. This client is very important and-"
"In other words- very rich."
Sesshoumaru turned towards his housekeeper, who stood in perfect posture between Rin and Jaken, all three standing as if they were in an army line and Sesshoumaru was sergeant.
"Like I said, you all need to be on your best behavior. That means no funny business. And for god's sakes spit out the gum, that's unsanitary," he said, pointing to the trash bin. She blew another bubble, then spit it out into the trash bin.
"Any questions?"
No answer.
"Good. Rin, come with me. You two stay here in the kitchen until you're called on."
Later...***********************************************************
Kagura brought out the food, mumbling incoherent things as she walked over to the table. As soon as she sat down the food, she went back into the kitchen, smirking with sweet victory.
Sesshoumaru's "client" had been a complete asshole to say the least. The moment he had acknowledged her presence, he had said: "Have your woman in the kitchen, eh? Right where they belong." From then on it had been, bigotry, bigotry, and more bigotry.
But unfortunately for him, she wasn't one to take that.
When she had served the beef curry, she had made sure to add a little extra "flavor" to the guest's stew. Of course, she had to get the oversized toad out of the way. When Sesshoumaru had asked about his whereabouts (not that he really cared, just wanted to making sure the annoying creature wasn't ironing his underwear again), she had simply stated that he had a bad run-in with a frying pan. All she had to do was wait for the laxative to it's magic. She smirked. Life is good, but revenge makes it sweeter.
One hour later....****************************************************
*Gurgle Gurgle*
"Is... something wrong?"
"No, it's nothing, really."
*Gurgle*
"Would you excuse me?"
Kagura poked her head out of the kitchen, smirking with pure victory. But the moment she glanced at the scene in the living room, her eyes widened.
'Oh fuck.'
She might as well have went over to the employment office right then, because when Sesshoumaru came out of that bathroom, he'd be seriously pissed.
'Oh fuck.'