I'm going to tell you all this once. I have no idea how come Kurama became a baby.

Sho: Yes, you do. You have it all planned out till Kurama is... mhpm /sweetflowerli puts her hand over Sho's mouth/

Sweetflowerli: Sorry about that. Sho has been a bad OC. He even has been bothering my AIM friends. (AIM me at sweetflowerli)

Sho: mphm (no I haven't)... mphm (you have me bother them)

Sweetflowerli: Now, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. If I did I could buy a muzzle for Sho.

Sho: mphp (Nooooo...)

"Keiko," that was all Hiei said, before he snapped and moved toward his Katana.

"Yusuke, I don't..." Keiko couldn't talk. She was holding a baby in her arms and Hiei's eyes shone of murder. This, this couldn't be good. (Hehe, I shouldn't be watching Case Closed before writing this.) Yusuke saw the look though his tears. He could tell Hiei was having too many things going though his head and he wasn't thinking straight. Yusuke held his arm out straight.
"Spirit Gun!" The hit shot Hiei on his side. Hiei hit the ground still conscious. He groaned as he stood, but his face met a pointer finger.
"You done," Yusuke asked a stumped Hiei?

"Yes, detective," Hiei spat. He was making a total fool of himself and he knew it. But, the morning's events were too much for the small demon.
"Good, now stand up and go eat something outta Kurama's fridge. I'd reckon ice cream. Always good for cheering me up." Keiko looked at Yusuke perplexed. Did that just come out of Yusuke's mouth? No, it couldn't have, could it? Keiko shook her head. Yusuke looked at her strange.

"He needs a diaper." Keiko stated trying to change the subject.

"How do you know it's a he?" Yusuke had managed to make her blush as red as her face could get. She couldn't say she could tell from his cries.
"What do you think? He has nothing on. Go to the store and buy some diapers." Keiko was angry with him. Yusuke could tell. He smiled at the fact he had made her mad. She was so cute when she was mad. She smoldered. Yusuke did a typical pull your pant pockets out (We need to not give the Japanese ideas. It will ruin Anime).
"I'm broke," Yusuke looked up at Keiko to meet a wallet in his face.

"Take it and buy diapers and while your at it get infant formula too. Well, what are you standing there for, go?" Keiko grimaced at Yusuke as he stalked out of the room. He was incapable of doing anything without her telling him to.

"What the HELL?" Hiei thought he was going to die. No, he was dying. He grabbed his head as he fell to the floor.

Yusuke walked by and stared for a second. He just laughed and kept walking. Hiei needed help. He made it to the store ten minutes later. It should have taken five but he had gotten into a fight. He walked down the aisle where all the baby stuff was. A lady who had a stroller looked at him and whispered to a lady next to her.
"He so young. Just a baby himself."

"Maybe he's here for his mother?"

"No, I've seen his mother. She's a drunk. If she had a baby the poor thing would die."

"Oh, well it looks like her son isn't much brighter."

Yusuke could hear the old hags talking about him. Nasty people don't they know it's rude to whisper. He chuckled at that. He was a was ruder person.
"Hey." The old hags looked at him.

"What kinda diapers do you give to a baby?" Yusuke had been looking at the diapers with total confusion. The ladies looked at him.

"How old?"

"How should I know? We just found the kid." The hags stared. They couldn't believe it. The...the delinquent... he was doing something nice. That or the teen had murder someone and was left with their child.
"Is it a new born?" The lady who had whispered second asked.

"I guess you could say that. I mean Keiko told me to buy infant formula too and that's for a new born, right?" (I did something wrong, I made Yusuke nice.) The first lady was in shock. This, this boy who she heard was a scumbag seemed so polite. Her friend looked at her noticing that she was in shock, well sorta.

"Yes, honey. Here let me get those thing for you." Yusuke winced at her calling him sweetie. He wanted to hit her (not so nice now are we), but without her he wouldn't be able to get what he needed. The other lady seemed to be in awe at him and was gazing in disbelief, so she would be of no help and Keiko would kill him if he came back without the things she needed. Yusuke waited till the lady came back with her items and gave him a small piece of paper.

"If you need anything else, call me," the lady smiled at Yusuke as he pocketed the paper and left.

"Thanks," was barely hearable under Yusuke's breath. The lady had heard it though. What a nice young boy, she thought to herself.
Yusuke paid for the stuff and headed back to Kurama's. He whistled as he walked and punched two guys out before making it back.

"I'm gonna kill him," Hiei lay on the kitchen floor in pain. It was amazing. He had fought countless demons, but nothing like this poison called 'Ice Cream' that the detective had tricked him into eating. He was going to pay dearly for it.

"I'm back Keiko," Yusuke voice rang though the apartment. Hiei smiled. He was still motion lesson the floor. His head ranged from a pain. He couldn't make his heat warm him up. He didn't know he had a brain freeze from eating the ice cream too fast. But, he did know that as soon as he got up Yusuke was a dead man.

And another cliffhanger. I've been writing these after Case Closed so unless someone sends me a Case Closed DVD it may be a few days till the next chapter.

Hiei has a brain freeze I'm a genius.

Reviews, which I must answer:

Curry- I'm glad

Devil's Wings- that's why I keep putting them in.

Hyperspeed Lily Cat- in due time

mistressKC- just did

Bar-Ohki- sorry, it was Yusuke

Hakudoshi-chan- thanks and I'm trying to make them longer, but I always write them after Case Closed so it's now 2:30 in the moring and I have work at 5PM. I'm doing my best.

Anime-all-the-way- I'm flattered a nonyaoi fan would read this. I never did romance before and adding gayness (no offence) is making it harder, but the story is based on the comedy.