Alright, this is going to be one of the funnier chapters in the story. It is going to be a Sango/Miroku, and might be split into two parts because it's so long. It's semi what I like to call PWP (plotless without pause).
Livin' It up (Part 1)
"Kagura-chan?"
Kagura cursed under her breath. "Yeah kid?"
"Can you help me with my homework?" Rin asked, sitting down at stool.
Kagura sighed and sat down next to her. "Okay, shoot."
"Well, our teacher told us we had to pick a person and find out if they were a food, what kind of food they would be?"
"I'm guessing you picked Sesshoumaru?"
Rin shook her head. "Uh-huh!"
"A sandwich."
Rin cocked her head to the side. "What kind of sandwich?"
"Crab, Bologna, and Bull, between two pieces of extra dry toast."
Just then, Sesshoumaru walked though the door, his usual mask on his face, but his demeanor clearly said: 'Oh fuck.'
He walked into his room, not even bothering to close the door behind him. Rin followed inside, clearly worried about him. "Sesshoumaru-sama?"
'It's like, they're telepathic,' Kagura thought to herself as she heard two voices talking –mostly Rin's- from the room.
"Kagura!"
She groaned, "Yeah, kid?"
"Sesshoumaru-sama wants you!"
'Oh shit.' She got up from the stool, cool and calm as always. She straightened out her blouse, reminding herself with the glow of victory she had when she had "accidentally," used it to put out a grease fire (which had occurred thanks to a certain toad).
Kagura leaned against the doorway. "Wassup?"
Sesshoumaru sat at his desk, holding an unfolded piece of paper in his hands. "I'm going to a banquet this Saturday night," he said.
"So you want me to baby-sit?"
"No."
"So you're telling me this because…"
He let out a breath. 'This would be much easier if they had asked me to chop off my-'.
"We need to bring accompaniment," he said bluntly.
Her eyebrow raised in mild interest. "So you're asking me out on a date?"
"It is not a date," he replied sternly, "it's business."
"Couldn't get a date?"
"If you're talking about the women at my firm, I could get a date with them. But none of them are up to my level."
"And I am?"
"Closer. And since you're my maid-"
"Housekeeper," she corrected sternly, "a maid waits on their boss hand and foot, tending to their every whim, almost literally wiping their bosses' ass. The day I do anything close to that is the day you smile."
"So is that a yes or no?" he replied nonchalantly.
"You're quite the charmer, aren't you?" Kagura said sarcastically, "but, since you're desperate, I'll go. But you're paying for the dress."
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"Passengers, please fasten your seatbelts as we prepare for takeoff."
Sango waved to Kagome through the window of the plane. "You think they'll be alright taking care of the nightclub?" Sango asked her boyfriend.
"As long as Inuyasha doesn't go for free drinks," Miroku replied, leaning back in his chair, "you know what happens when he gets drunk."
"How could I forget, we're still paying for the damages to that old woman's poodle."
The plane lurched as they prepared for takeoff.
3 hours later…
"Miroku, are you okay?"
"I'll be right back!" Miroku strained, covering his mouth and heading for the bathroom. Sango followed a second later.
"Miroku?" She called, tapping lightly on the door.
No answer.
"Miroku, are you alright in there?"
No answer.
"Miro-" Suddenly, the door swung open, and she was yanked inside the bathroom, the door closing and locking behind her.
"Wanna join the Mile-High Club?" Miroku asked, holding Sango tightly around the waist. She smirked.
"You're a sick perverted little man, you know that?" She lightly pushed away from him, causing her to bump into the wall of the three-foot room. With much difficulty, she turned around in the small compartment and pushed down on the handle. "What the-"
"What?"
"Damn door!" she cursed under her breath, jiggling the handle with extreme frustration.
"Here, let me do it," said Miroku, "it just needs a man's strength."
"You do remember you lost sixteen arm wrestling matches to me an hour before we got on the plane, right?"
"That is because you have inhuman strength," Miroku replied, jiggling the handle.
"Miroku, if you say a man can open it, and you can't, what does that make you?" Sango asked.
"Pathetic," he admitted, now seemingly trying to rip the handle out the door.
"Here, let me see it!"
"I've got perfect control over the situation, thank you."
"Then why are we both still stuck in this position, then?"
Outside of the bathroom, three teenage boys were listening intently. Just then, the stewardess passed by, saw the jiggling bathroom, and banged on the door.
"Sir! Ma'am! I must ask you two to take your seats!"
The jiggling got harder.
"Please take your seats right now!"
More jiggling.
"GET OUT OF THAT BATHROOM RIGHT NOW!"
"BACK OFF BITCH!" was the reply given. The stewardess did a "well I never!" and stomped off.
"You shouldn't have done that," said Miroku, "she could've gotten us out of here. Not that I want to leave of course."
"Hentai," Sango muttered.
6 hours later…
The plane came to a screeching halt, causing them both to fall off the toilet seat. They weren't exactly sure how long they were stuck in the bathroom, since both had managed to fall asleep, despite the lack of comfort and room.
"Hello passengers, we have finally made it to our destination in Las Vegas, Nevada! Please exit the plane in an orderly fashion. los pasajeros del? Hola, finalmente lo hemos hecho a nuestra destinación en Las Vegas, Nevada! ¿Salga por favor del plano en una manera ordenada?"
"What did he just say?" Miroku asked.
"I'm not sure, I think he was speaking…English?" Sango replied, rubbing the sore on her head.
Just then, the door swung open, revealing what seemed to be the airport security, obviously American. They started laughing, then said something to each other in English.
"Miroku?"
"Yeah?'
"I don't think we're in Japan anymore."
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Alright, sorry for the long delay, I was so busy trying to get "Fighting for Sango" finished I almost forgot to update this story!
Quote of the Day:
Boys- Where have you been all our lives?
Daria- We've been here, waiting for you. We were born right here, raised here, to grow old and die here in the hallway, standing here until the flesh rots off our bones, until you two came along to make our lives more meaningful.
Boys- She totally digs us!
Ha, got that off of Daria, who by the way, is my idol!
Riddle of the Day: Given to me by Amethyst Hanyou
What time to the kids go to bed on the Neverland Ranch?
The answer when we come back!