I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Ebay
There was a huge crowd screaming and shouting. Seto was promoting some stupid new tournament of his. Amelda grasped the knife inside his jacket pocket. He planned on throwing it straight through Kaiba's skull. He waited as he watched Seto walk around on a stage babbling about the new rules of his tournament. The time was right; Amelda slipped the knife out of his pocket and got ready to execute his plan. And he commenced it. Unfortunately something to his dismay and Kaiba's delight happened, a Seto fan girl had rushed on stage to glomp Kaiba. The knife went straight through her skull, killing her instantly. The people in the crowd were shocked, and Seto's bodyguards ran around Kaiba, relieved he had one less stalker to worry about. Amelda looked down in tears, he was horrified at himself for taking an innocent person's life. In grief he ran back home took a frying pan and beat his legs bloody with it.
In the morning Amelda could not get up due to the injury he had inflicted on his legs. "Pants!" shouted Amelda for no reason. He was going to wait to assassinate Kaiba again, the next time with no failure. He curled up in a ball, thinking what to due to amuse himself. His bed was covered in blood, which gave him an idea. He grabbed his laptop off his nearby table without getting off the bed and auctioned his bed on Ebay with a starting price of $5. This was amusing for about 5 seconds before Amelda realized it was retarded. "Wow this is boring," He said with a sigh. Lazily Amelda grabbed the television remote and turned on the TV. He let out an ear-shattering scream. DBZ was on. He started gasping for breath; he was too traumatized to change the channel. Varon rushed into the room and saw his friend dieing. Varon reminded Amelda of the $15 he owed him and threatened to let him die unless he paid it back. Amelda made a pitiful attempt at nodding while still in seizures. Varon walked back out and called 9-1-1. Soon Amelda was in pain for a different reason, the loud annoying sirens. Cold hands put him on a stretcher. "Don't touch me asshole!" shouted Amelda as paramedics pushed him on his cart thingy back and fourth inside the ambulance. To his surprise they smacked him, and to their surprise he smacked back. Then they did something truly they shot several tranquilizers into him for fun to see how long he'd sleep. After many hours Amelda awoke angry. He looked over to see if he shared a room with anyone, and he did, critically injured woman, she wouldn't make it through the night. He stayed up all night, thinking of ways to get rid of Seto perfectly. At one point the woman stopped breathing, Amelda scared to be around a dead person called the nurses, "There's like this dead girl in my room," he whined. The nurses came and beat Amelda for whining, now about the hospital gown now being girly enough for him to wear. One of the nurses poked the dead body with a stick and then called the mortician. Amelda looked out the window and saw a black hearse come into the parking lot; he could hear the song Another One Bites the Dust, by Queen, he found that very disturbing, but not as disturbing as the mortician having a sinister smile when he looked at the dead woman's body. Amelda shuddered thinking horrible thoughts.
The night Amelda was released from the hospital he was going to begin his new plan. 2 weeks later after his release he walked over to Kaiba's mansion and snuck in, well not really the guards were drunk enough to think he was a girl and let him in after he told them he was a hooker. He wandered down the corridors looking for Seto's chamber. Amelda looked creeped out when he found out it actually was a chamber that was filled with various deadly devices that appeared to have been tested with dolls shaped like Yuugi. He walked over to the bed Seto slept on and pulled out a knife and held it above Kaiba's throat. Amelda meant to bring the blade down but something prevented him, it was that for some reason he found Seto attractive like this. So instead he kissed Kaiba gently on the cheek, Seto did not move. Amelda felt safer now. He sighed and crawled on top of Kaiba's bed and crawled under the BEWD covers, then he wrapped his arms around Seto and Amelda felt good doing it, but he wanted so much more.
At around 1:45 a.m. Kaiba woke up, he felt something weird around him, he looked and saw to arms wrapped around him. Seto gasped and yelled, "Anal rape!" Amelda awoke at the holler, he looked gleeful, "Anal rape? Wow I thought I was going to have to wait like a year before we did that. Seto shuddered as his guards came and beat Amelda. They left him outside on the streets, slowly and sadly Amelda crawled back home. Seto was still shaken as he tried to fall back asleep that morning, he constantly thought how scary it was but oddly the more and more he thought of it that way he wanted that feeling again.
There was a huge crowd screaming and shouting. Seto was promoting some stupid new tournament of his. Amelda grasped the knife inside his jacket pocket. He planned on throwing it straight through Kaiba's skull. He waited as he watched Seto walk around on a stage babbling about the new rules of his tournament. The time was right; Amelda slipped the knife out of his pocket and got ready to execute his plan. And he commenced it. Unfortunately something to his dismay and Kaiba's delight happened, a Seto fan girl had rushed on stage to glomp Kaiba. The knife went straight through her skull, killing her instantly. The people in the crowd were shocked, and Seto's bodyguards ran around Kaiba, relieved he had one less stalker to worry about. Amelda looked down in tears, he was horrified at himself for taking an innocent person's life. In grief he ran back home took a frying pan and beat his legs bloody with it.
In the morning Amelda could not get up due to the injury he had inflicted on his legs. "Pants!" shouted Amelda for no reason. He was going to wait to assassinate Kaiba again, the next time with no failure. He curled up in a ball, thinking what to due to amuse himself. His bed was covered in blood, which gave him an idea. He grabbed his laptop off his nearby table without getting off the bed and auctioned his bed on Ebay with a starting price of $5. This was amusing for about 5 seconds before Amelda realized it was retarded. "Wow this is boring," He said with a sigh. Lazily Amelda grabbed the television remote and turned on the TV. He let out an ear-shattering scream. DBZ was on. He started gasping for breath; he was too traumatized to change the channel. Varon rushed into the room and saw his friend dieing. Varon reminded Amelda of the $15 he owed him and threatened to let him die unless he paid it back. Amelda made a pitiful attempt at nodding while still in seizures. Varon walked back out and called 9-1-1. Soon Amelda was in pain for a different reason, the loud annoying sirens. Cold hands put him on a stretcher. "Don't touch me asshole!" shouted Amelda as paramedics pushed him on his cart thingy back and fourth inside the ambulance. To his surprise they smacked him, and to their surprise he smacked back. Then they did something truly they shot several tranquilizers into him for fun to see how long he'd sleep. After many hours Amelda awoke angry. He looked over to see if he shared a room with anyone, and he did, critically injured woman, she wouldn't make it through the night. He stayed up all night, thinking of ways to get rid of Seto perfectly. At one point the woman stopped breathing, Amelda scared to be around a dead person called the nurses, "There's like this dead girl in my room," he whined. The nurses came and beat Amelda for whining, now about the hospital gown now being girly enough for him to wear. One of the nurses poked the dead body with a stick and then called the mortician. Amelda looked out the window and saw a black hearse come into the parking lot; he could hear the song Another One Bites the Dust, by Queen, he found that very disturbing, but not as disturbing as the mortician having a sinister smile when he looked at the dead woman's body. Amelda shuddered thinking horrible thoughts.
The night Amelda was released from the hospital he was going to begin his new plan. 2 weeks later after his release he walked over to Kaiba's mansion and snuck in, well not really the guards were drunk enough to think he was a girl and let him in after he told them he was a hooker. He wandered down the corridors looking for Seto's chamber. Amelda looked creeped out when he found out it actually was a chamber that was filled with various deadly devices that appeared to have been tested with dolls shaped like Yuugi. He walked over to the bed Seto slept on and pulled out a knife and held it above Kaiba's throat. Amelda meant to bring the blade down but something prevented him, it was that for some reason he found Seto attractive like this. So instead he kissed Kaiba gently on the cheek, Seto did not move. Amelda felt safer now. He sighed and crawled on top of Kaiba's bed and crawled under the BEWD covers, then he wrapped his arms around Seto and Amelda felt good doing it, but he wanted so much more.
At around 1:45 a.m. Kaiba woke up, he felt something weird around him, he looked and saw to arms wrapped around him. Seto gasped and yelled, "Anal rape!" Amelda awoke at the holler, he looked gleeful, "Anal rape? Wow I thought I was going to have to wait like a year before we did that. Seto shuddered as his guards came and beat Amelda. They left him outside on the streets, slowly and sadly Amelda crawled back home. Seto was still shaken as he tried to fall back asleep that morning, he constantly thought how scary it was but oddly the more and more he thought of it that way he wanted that feeling again.