Amelda entered Seto's tournament, which was in America.
"Man, I love America!" Shouted Kaiba, holding up a statue of the Colonel from KFC on a base that read Uncle Sam.
The event was broadcasted worldwide. The winner would receive a shit load of cash and the get to lose a duel to Seto.
"But what if we win?" Asked Yuugi.
"Then I kill you before that happens," Replied Kaiba.
Well Amelda was in the semi finals, against Malik. The blazing sun beat down on him. Amelda had no clue what the hell he was doing as he activated a trap, which made him lose 6000 Life Points. Malik summoned a monster called "Another muscular sword wielder. Amelda drew a card and wiped his some sweat off his forehead. "It's uber hot here," He whined as he took of his sports bra. Everything was silent now. Peoples' mouths were agape. Amelda looked around confused. Everyone had his or her eyes on him. Amelda summoned a random monster that looked like a cross between an oven mitt and a gorilla. It attacked and destroyed Malik's monster dropping Malik's LP to 4600. He ended his turn. Malik was near petrified, he tired to draw a card and actually ended up doing so, slowly he pointed for his monster to destroy Amelda's and win the duel but he was still stunned by Amelda. Amelda glumly walked away, picking up his sports bra and putting it back on.
The next day Varon tossed Amelda the newspaper.
"You're famous," He said simply looking for pills.
Amelda looked at the title, "Girl's you know whats show on worldwide broadcast." Amelda read the article. It talked about him, in this case her, taking off his shirt and warping little children's minds. "It's a shame a good family game has to be corrupted by smut like this" –Yuugi. This greatly offended Amelda, not the fact they had mistaken him for a girl, but that Yuugi could get away with calling Amelda smut just because he took off his shirt where Yuugi publicly whacks off to a Black Magician Girl.
"Oh yeah," Said Varon, while tossing some pills in his mouth, "You got a lot of hate mail from soccer moms."
Amelda shuddered at the thought of them as he tossed the letters in the fireplace, which had a kangaroo sleeping in it, as opposed to a flame burning.
Amelda quickly stepped back to recheck what Varon was doing. "Oh crap! He found the pills!" Said a terrified Amelda.
Amelda had a worldwide television event scheduled for him to apologize for his actions, which he wasn't even going to do; he was just going to be a fool. When Amelda arrived he was attacked by the paparazzi, they continuously poked him. Amelda ran around in a circle terrified until he ran inside. The lights were on him; he had no clue what to do. Something expected happened then, Varon ran across the stage naked. Everyone seemed surprised with the exception of Amelda who had expected this and now felt the need to do the chicken dance.
"Man, I love America!" Shouted Kaiba, holding up a statue of the Colonel from KFC on a base that read Uncle Sam.
The event was broadcasted worldwide. The winner would receive a shit load of cash and the get to lose a duel to Seto.
"But what if we win?" Asked Yuugi.
"Then I kill you before that happens," Replied Kaiba.
Well Amelda was in the semi finals, against Malik. The blazing sun beat down on him. Amelda had no clue what the hell he was doing as he activated a trap, which made him lose 6000 Life Points. Malik summoned a monster called "Another muscular sword wielder. Amelda drew a card and wiped his some sweat off his forehead. "It's uber hot here," He whined as he took of his sports bra. Everything was silent now. Peoples' mouths were agape. Amelda looked around confused. Everyone had his or her eyes on him. Amelda summoned a random monster that looked like a cross between an oven mitt and a gorilla. It attacked and destroyed Malik's monster dropping Malik's LP to 4600. He ended his turn. Malik was near petrified, he tired to draw a card and actually ended up doing so, slowly he pointed for his monster to destroy Amelda's and win the duel but he was still stunned by Amelda. Amelda glumly walked away, picking up his sports bra and putting it back on.
The next day Varon tossed Amelda the newspaper.
"You're famous," He said simply looking for pills.
Amelda looked at the title, "Girl's you know whats show on worldwide broadcast." Amelda read the article. It talked about him, in this case her, taking off his shirt and warping little children's minds. "It's a shame a good family game has to be corrupted by smut like this" –Yuugi. This greatly offended Amelda, not the fact they had mistaken him for a girl, but that Yuugi could get away with calling Amelda smut just because he took off his shirt where Yuugi publicly whacks off to a Black Magician Girl.
"Oh yeah," Said Varon, while tossing some pills in his mouth, "You got a lot of hate mail from soccer moms."
Amelda shuddered at the thought of them as he tossed the letters in the fireplace, which had a kangaroo sleeping in it, as opposed to a flame burning.
Amelda quickly stepped back to recheck what Varon was doing. "Oh crap! He found the pills!" Said a terrified Amelda.
Amelda had a worldwide television event scheduled for him to apologize for his actions, which he wasn't even going to do; he was just going to be a fool. When Amelda arrived he was attacked by the paparazzi, they continuously poked him. Amelda ran around in a circle terrified until he ran inside. The lights were on him; he had no clue what to do. Something expected happened then, Varon ran across the stage naked. Everyone seemed surprised with the exception of Amelda who had expected this and now felt the need to do the chicken dance.