I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Quiznos (sp?)
Amelda groggily woke up one morning to the ring of his cell.
"Hello?" asked Amelda.
"You have 7 days left," Said a mysterious voice.
Amelda checked his schedule; to his surprise he only was in 7 more episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh until he was gone for good, not even flashbacks.
"Anyways," went Dartz's voice," You and Varon need to get over here, the union says I need to give at least one of you a raise."
Amelda walked into the main DOOM room. He saw Dartz standing on top of a table in the back; Varon was waiting in the center.
"Now I could do this like a civilized gentleman but for ratings I'm going to have you both fight to the death," said Dartz.
And with that the fight began. Amelda was the one to make the first move, he picked up a shuriken. Amelda smirked, "I'll use my special power to go back in time and jizz in this can of pop I was just drinking then never open it up and shake it at you and open it at you!" "Play the time traveling theme!" Amelda shouted to a guy in the background. Freckles began to play as a tye-dye swirl of light began to surround Amelda. Now Amelda is in the factory where the soda is being made. After several hours with much effort Amelda finally manages to jizz in the soda and travels back to the present as Freckles plays again. Amelda did as he said he would and shook the can up and sprayed it at Varon.
"Yummy," replied Varon, "Now it's my turn." "Left hand sub right hand spongmonkey!" Roared Varon as the opening to Magic Knight Rayearth began to play. In Varon's left hand a subsandwhich formed, in his right a spongmonkey. Varon appeared before Amelda suddenly and shoved the sub up his ass and put the spongmonkey in front of his face. Amelda's strength was no match for the awesome power of the spongmonkey. As the opening to Magic Knight Rayearth began to finish Amelda is seen lying unconscious's on the floor.
"No one loves me!" Whined Amelda like a whiny lil' goth over IM to Seto.
"I hate you,," replied Seto.
"53 459-%9 45& 67({ #%%#$$$]" responded Amelda.
Seto closed his IM with Amelda as he sighed, "Damn 7334ist."
Amelda groggily woke up one morning to the ring of his cell.
"Hello?" asked Amelda.
"You have 7 days left," Said a mysterious voice.
Amelda checked his schedule; to his surprise he only was in 7 more episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh until he was gone for good, not even flashbacks.
"Anyways," went Dartz's voice," You and Varon need to get over here, the union says I need to give at least one of you a raise."
Amelda walked into the main DOOM room. He saw Dartz standing on top of a table in the back; Varon was waiting in the center.
"Now I could do this like a civilized gentleman but for ratings I'm going to have you both fight to the death," said Dartz.
And with that the fight began. Amelda was the one to make the first move, he picked up a shuriken. Amelda smirked, "I'll use my special power to go back in time and jizz in this can of pop I was just drinking then never open it up and shake it at you and open it at you!" "Play the time traveling theme!" Amelda shouted to a guy in the background. Freckles began to play as a tye-dye swirl of light began to surround Amelda. Now Amelda is in the factory where the soda is being made. After several hours with much effort Amelda finally manages to jizz in the soda and travels back to the present as Freckles plays again. Amelda did as he said he would and shook the can up and sprayed it at Varon.
"Yummy," replied Varon, "Now it's my turn." "Left hand sub right hand spongmonkey!" Roared Varon as the opening to Magic Knight Rayearth began to play. In Varon's left hand a subsandwhich formed, in his right a spongmonkey. Varon appeared before Amelda suddenly and shoved the sub up his ass and put the spongmonkey in front of his face. Amelda's strength was no match for the awesome power of the spongmonkey. As the opening to Magic Knight Rayearth began to finish Amelda is seen lying unconscious's on the floor.
"No one loves me!" Whined Amelda like a whiny lil' goth over IM to Seto.
"I hate you,," replied Seto.
"53 459-%9 45& 67({ #%%#$$$]" responded Amelda.
Seto closed his IM with Amelda as he sighed, "Damn 7334ist."