I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Crest of the Stars.

An extremely cheesy, overly masculine, disembodied voice said in a constipated tone," In the last chapter of Watermelon Hair, whiny lil' Amelda had an epic fight with Varon for a promotion in the DOOM organization, and he lost. The after IMing Seto, the guy who Amelda wants to go out with, he felt even more miserable after Kaiba rejected him. Now what will Amelda do?

Amelda cried in Seto's bed. He was sucking his thumb. His eyes were closed but if they were open they would have been red since he'd been crying all week. A light was turned on and brightened the room. Set saw the pathetic boy sniveling on his bed. Seto actually felt sorry for him. He kneeled down next to the bed and began to stroke his back gently as he layed a soft kiss on Amelda's lips. Then he called security and they threw Amelda out the door.

Varon was in withdrawal from his lack of pills. He lay on the floor of the kitchen floor curled up shaking violently. Amelda returned home and saw Varon on the floor. He stared and ran for the phone to call 911, but instead he grabbed a stick and began to poke Varon. This amused Amelda for an hour until Varon stopped twitching. Varon lay completely still for a moment, his body made a huge twitch and a vast amount of blood spurted from Varon's nose, eyes, and ass.

"Holy shit," said Amelda as he stopped poking Varon, "My stick broke." Amelda went to the phone and called for an ambulance. Soon Amelda hear the loud annoying sirens as they came towards his house. The paramedics grabbed Varon and threw him in the ambulance.

That night Amelda had the worst nightmare he'd had since the one where he saw Weevil naked. He dreamed Varon had robotic body parts and could shoot lasers out of his ass. He ran in his dream into something even more terrifying, a giant Insector naked. Then Amelda awoke, his breaths were heavy and sweat dripped form his forehead. He got up turned on Crest of the Stars, and in moments fell back asleep.