Back in the current timeline...
Varon frowned looking at the bottle, surprisingly still rather filled with its occupants, medium sized, rod shaped, pills. "These pills blow."
Amelda looked at the container, "Varon, did you swallow them?" he asked his friend.
"They're pills, DUHH!" replied Varon slightly annoyed.
"Actually, they're suppositories," Amelda responded.
Varon looked confused and asked, "What are those?"
Amelda sighed, "Suppositories are pills you shove up your ass, they haven't been working for you since you've been swallowing them."
"Oh," replied Varon.
Varon withdrew a pill and shoved his hand down the back of his pants. He moved his hand around for a while before whining, "Amelda I need help."
Amelda's answer was quite simple, "Hell no."
Varon tried for a few more minutes and eventually succeeded. Soon he began his manic run around the house. He walked over to the table and noticed the bottle was stolen; the pills were actually for Seto Kaiba. A demonic grin crossed Amelda's face as he slowly formulated his plan.
"God damnit I need my suppository, where's my bloody nurse!" Seto shouted, wanting his medication so he wouldn't end up digesting his own ankle during his sleep. A nurse wearing an overly large mask came in. He shoved the pill up Seto's ass with a great amount of force.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr," growled Kaiba, while taking the pain, though it sounded as if he were constipated.
Amelda continued to have his pleasure for about 2 minutes before Seto thought something fishy was going on.
"You've spanked the right cheek three times, by now it's on supposed to be two," he turned around and hissed.
Amelda fled out the door, and across the street, then to the zoo, next to a space ship, which went to Jupiter, but was intercepted by the gravity of it's moon Io where he stayed for 5 millennia, before aliens came and took out his eyes and used them as suppositories, in which Amelda accidentally ran inside their spaceship and then flew off into a far away unknown galaxy known as Dfeira where two stars exploded at the same time and broke time itself there for a moment in which he traveled back to the present except everyone there now had their spleens called Semarias by some and Rakkiduzzs by others, leading to a great war, in which only a few(the characters in this story) survived.