Guaranteed to chill you, thrill you and fulfill you.
Charlie Weasley was ill
The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand.
And Dean Thomas was there
In silver underwear.
Griphook was the Invisible Man.
Then something went wrong
For Flitwick and King Kong;
They got caught in a celluloid jam.
Then at a deadly pace
It came from…Outer Space.
And this is how the message ran:
Science Fiction, Hogwarts feature
Doctor Snape will build a creature
See harpies fighting Ron and Granger
Bill Weasley stars in Forbidden Planet
Woah Oh Oh Oh Oh
At the late night, Hogwarts feature, picture show.
I knew Justin Finch-Fletchley
Was over a betchley
When Aragog took to the hills.
And I got really hot
When I saw Fudge's lot
Fight a snake that spits poison and kills.
Lavender Brown said Prunes
Gave her the runes
And passing them used lots of skills.
But When Worlds Collide
Said Dumbledore to his bride
'I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills,'
Like a…
Science Fiction, Hogwarts feature
Doctor Snape will build a creature
See harpies fighting Ron and Granger
Bill Weasley stars in Forbidden Planet
Woah Oh Oh Oh Oh
At the late night, Hogwarts feature, picture show.
I wanna go
Oh Oh Oh
To the late night Hogwarts feature picture show
By RKO,
Oh Oh Oh
To the late night Hogwarts feature picture show,
In the back row
To the late night Hogwarts feature picture show.
PRESENTINGDr. Snape-n-Furter (a scientist)
Hermione Weiss (a heroine)
Brad Weasley (a hero)
Rilch-Raff (a handy man)
Virgenta (a domestic)
Cholumbia (a groupie)
Dr. Everett V. Lupin (a rival scientist)
Rocky Potter (a creation)
Dudley (an ex delivery boy)
Minister of Criminology (an expert)