I Want to Taste Heaven

By: Hyacinthus

Rating: PG-13

Kar: Hey all! This is kinda my fic…without Kaede-chan ;.;

Well the story kinda goes that I think she's mad at me………… ^^;;

Whatever it is…. Sorryz Kaede-chan!!

Neways, this story contains characters from other anime/games cause I want Bakura n Malik to have their gang, but I didn't want to create my own characters and I thought that Haga would be horrible in a gang -.-;; So Yesh, the appearances in this chapter are Reno n Rufus from FF7, doncha all wuv them so muchmuch!

Rufus n Reno: Hey all! This part of Hya-chan doesn't own YGO or Us. Well, not to say that the other half does…but you get the idea :P

Warnings: Cussing, Yaoi

Dedication: Isis 'neechan! For being one of the best 'neechan's in the world!

Chapter Couplings: RyouxBakura, MalikxMarik, RenoxRufus

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Chapter 1 – This is the Story of a Boy

'So… What are we gonna do now Bakura-sama?" piped a small redhead, locks bouncing as the menacing troupe stalked down the hallways of Domino High.

"I dunno," replied a tall albino boy dulling flicking at bits of his hair.

"C'mon Bakura-sama give us something to do!" sniped the first boy, shaking his unruly hair out of his eyes.

"Shut up, carrot-top. I've told you that I don't give a fuck what you do." Bakura gave an annoyed sigh at the other teen's persistence.

"Bakura…" A cold glare shot his way from a tall boy, blonde hair falling in wisps, framing a pale face. "I don't give a fuck what kind of high horse you're on, but there's no way that you're going to treat Reno that way."

Bakura growled low in his throat before lunging at the tall blonde but fell short as a tanned hand gripped the edge of his striped thin shirt. "Bakura, what's the matter?" growled an exotic beauty as he let go his hold of Bakura's shirt. "There's nothing to prove, and you're the one who provoked Rufus. You know better than to yell at Reno." The perky young redhead stuck his tongue at Bakura innocently.

Rufus shot them an icy glance. 'There's no need to comfort him Malik, he probably had a wet dream about that new wimp in homeroom and feels the need to prove his masculinity- which if personality goes to show, is nonexistent."

"That's it! I've had it with you and your cocky attitude, you fucking bastard," screeched Bakura, leaping towards Rufus, hands outstretched and ready to strangle at a moments notice.

"Tch. We're in school you idiot, and cocky is exactly what you need." muttered Rufus, "You've gone way too long without getting laid."

Bakura seethed and glared condescendingly at Rufus, who gave a defiant glare back. "Shut the fuck up ShinRa. You have no fucking clue what the hell you're talking about."

"Like Hell I don't. I do know that you are sti-" at this point Reno clamped his hand over Rufus' lips before proceeding to whisper into his ear, and glancing apologetically at Bakura, before turning and whispering into Malik's ear causing Malik to laugh. Bakura scowled warily at Rufus before sighing and turning away.

Rufus broke away from their group and dragged Reno off with him towards the classrooms, hand casually sliding down to settle comfortably within Reno's back pocket.

Bakura glared at his retreating back. "Malik, tell me why we haven't kicked that fucking loser's scrawny little ass again?"

"Because he's almost as rich as Seto Kaiba, and cause even if you won't admit it out loud, you admire his attitude towards the world." The rest of the boys stared at Bakura as if waiting for an order.

"Go, you losers. Go to fucking class. Don't come complaining with all your shit for getting another detention or whatever." The boys scurried away as Bakura and Malik walked towards homeroom.

"What did Reno tell you?" asked Bakura suddenly.

"Ahh nothing special." Malik shook his hair out of his eyes, "I really need to get new conditioner. I think I'm growing split ends." He pouted.

"Malik…What did Reno tell you?" repeated Bakura.

Malik sighed, "Didn't I tell you it was no big deal?"

"It's a big deal to me!" growled Bakura.

Malik whistled and grinned, "He mentioned that Rufus is really antsy and deprived since Reno's been studying for finals, and hasn't gotten any for awhile."

Bakura laughed, a foreign sound, not heard by many other than his closest friends "Seriously?"

"Dead serious. You owe Reno an apology ya know? He saved your ass back there."

"Whatever. Since when has Reno been studying?" Bakura began to toy with a lock of his hair, wrapping it and unwrapping it around a finger.

"Well, if ya cared anything about the members of your little group, you'd know that Reno has one of the top grades in the class."

"WHAT?!" sputtered Bakura, "b-but! Look at him! He spends all his time with us, how the HELL does he do that?"

Malik arched a golden eyebrow in response. "Appearances can be deceiving Bakura. Reno has a lot more to him than he lets you see."

Bakura snorted, "Who needs school anyways? It's for fucking pansies."

Glancing over at Bakura, Malik remarked, "You know, that new boy is pretty cute. I'll bet he has all the girls all over him by now."

Bakura's eyes flinched for a second before mumbling, "So? Who gives a fuck? That new wimp's gonna get it sooner or later."

Malik's eyes sparkled mischievously as he looked away. "You know, I'm gonna meet up with Marik after school today."

"That new porn star boyfriend of yours?" Bakura snorted at the remark of the Egyptian.

"Of course. He's fucking hot." Malik giggled, sticking his tongue out a Bakura.

"That would explain why he's a porn star now wouldn't it?" Bakura commented wryly.

Malik grinned and opened the door of the classroom before flippantly walking to his seat which was located next to the window, promptly deciding to stare out the window and stare at the track runners. Bakura snorted at the sight and slumped into his own seat which was up near the teacher's desk so the teacher could keep her eye on him, and he could keep his hands off the staplers. Meanwhile, in the back of the room Reno and Rufus were having a heated makeout session oblivious to the giggles and fingers of the girls who had crowded around the table to watch.

He shuddered involuntarily. Stalker fangirls did not bring good memories. One of them with long brown hair, and a particulary loud scream if Bakura's memory served him correctly, glanced over and gave him a small smile. Ugh. The last time they had done that resulted in many freshmen losing their money as a result of Bakura's stress. Damn that stupid rule not to hit girls, damn that stupid rule to hell. Of course this rule obviously did not apply to Anzu, at whom Bakura gave a scathing glance. She was standing behind Reno making obscene gestures at his back. Anzu hated homosexuals, and made little effort to hide it.

Bakura snorted as Anzu tossed her head back letting her curls bounce as she laughed to something that the brunette that had smiled at him earlier had said. Bakura's eyes narrowed as he watched her Adam's apple throb as she laughed. The slut wouldn't know what hit her if Rufus had any idea what the hell she was doing. It was only three months ago that she made Malik's life a living hell when she "accidentally" let loose that Malik was sleeping with the star basketball player. The frightened athlete had immediately called of all relations, leaving the platinum haired boy crushed. Especially when the basketball player decided to date Anzu. Bakura could still remember that celebratory smirk on her face. Fucking Bitch. He was surprised that her own parents haven't disowned her and thrown her out of house and home. She had a revolting attitude, and dressed like a slut, her short skirt barely covering her unmentionables.

He remembered when he first came to this school. The first thing he saw, was Anzu innocently spreading her legs, attempting to seduce the gym teacher. The whole school heard aboout his resignation the next day due to extreme trauma. Anzu was currently glancing back, and stretching suddenly whenever a particularly cute guy was standing behind her, revealing her small tanned stomach. Bakura resisted the urge to puke when her hands ran across her breasts when she stretched.

Bakura looked away from the disgusting sight and focused his attentions on the board, where the teacher had absently written the directions for the day. More giggles caused him to turn back around. Anzu was now conversing with the long haired brunette, and they were pointing at him and giggling like mad. "Oh Lord…" muttered Bakura. The brunette glanced away and pretended to copy the directions from the board. Bakura snorted. It was common knowledge that she had a crush on him, as if the blushing and laughing and pointing and whispering weren't enough of a hint. Unfortunately Bakura was about as straight as a spring, though he neglected to tell her so, for obvious reasons regarding another brunette who's name started with an A.



Bakura groaned as a perky short boy skipped up to him. "Ohayo Ba-ku-ra-kun!" the tricolored boy shouted, stressing every syllable of Bakura's name. 'Oh Ra. Whatever did I do to deserve this?!' Bakura thought as he slowly began to imagine various ways of disposing of this brat. The fact the he was one of Anzu's close friends only added an extra incentive.

"C'mon Yug!" yelled a dirty blonde from across the room, "Let's go watch the track team, I heard that Yami is on there." At this, the short boy turned away from Bakura and skipped happily to the window, much to the agony of Malik, who he happened to skip in front. Turning around to face Bakura, Malik slowly drew his finger across his throat pantomiming slitting it before pointing to Yugi. Bakura smirked before nodding.

A collective gasp from the girls caused Bakura to dart his eyes towards the door. There were only two instances where the girls would gasp during their bishounen stalking. The first being if the bishounen in question were having wild uncontrolled sex, which he doubted Reno and Rufus were doing, or if another bishounen walks in through the door. Sure enough, there stood Seto Kaiba glaring around the room, as if daring anyone to make a comment. Rufus sniggered around Reno's lips, but Reno hurriedly shut him up with another kiss. Bakura raised an eyebrow. To say that Seto Kaiba was in a bad mood today was an understatement. And it was an understatement that anyone who said it would regret sooner or later.

Seto stalked to his seat, which was right behind Malik's, and currently inhabited by a dirty blonde. "Get out of my way, mutt."



Bakura watched in amusement as Jou sputtered at the slur. There was nothing like starting a day by watching Seto slam the mutt. It was awfully amusing actually, the way that Jou's reactions were so predictable, and the way that the blonde always seemed to situate himself in a position where it would effortless for Seto insult him. "What if I don wanna, huh? What are ya gonna do den?"



"Get. Off. Of. My. Desk. Mutt." Seto Kaiba was trying very hard to not resort to violence, Bakura observed.



"How 'bout no?" Seto snapped. A backhand slap across the face followed by a well-placed kick sent the blonde flying towards the back of the room as Seto sat down neatly in his seat. Behind him, Bakura heard the whispers of Reno and Rufus, they had apparently paused their makeout session to watch the commotion.



"Look! That's why you don't laugh at Seto Kaiba!"



"Pffft. I could take him on any day…"



"Yeah, right. Is that why you're sitting here and not over there?" grinned Reno cockily.



"Would you like to see me kick his ass?" replied Rufus, cool glance set on Seto Kaiba.



"Nah, I'd rather not see your pretty face scarred." Reno traced the line of Rufus' jaw with a thin finger.



"Well now, and here I thought you actually cared about me as a person," remarked Rufus sarcastically, "I can plainly see that I was wrong." He caught a hold of Reno's wandering hand.



Bakura tuned out. This was just going to get revoltingly sappy soon. When he turned around, Bakura noticed Yugi looking around worriedly and Malik laughing hysterically, hands pounding on his desk. Bakura watched as Yugi crept up to Malik and whispered softly into his ear. Malik pointed out the window in reply. "Dammnit," muttered Bakura, "I can't hear what they're saying."



Yugi looked relieved as he scurried away to his desk. Three minutes until hell began. Bakura groaned inwardly. He would have to ask Malik what was so funny later on at lunch.



"Class. Settle Down." A sharp rap came from the front of the room. During the distraction, Ms. Kouji had slipped in and was now standing at the head of the room, bright green eyes flashing dangerously as she slapped the end of the ruler against the flat of her palm. Despite her severe teaching style, Ms. Kouji easily became Bakura's favorite teacher, even though most other students hated her. He felt that they shared much in common, and as he glanced about he noticed that she had abnormally pointed eyeteeth. As Bakura's eyes darted across the expanse of the room he saw that only the seat next to him was empty and that the new boy was nowhere to be found. Bakura arched a slender eyebrow as the teacher led the class through the morning formalities. "Good Morning Class."



Every student, save Bakura who was busy staring at the empty seat next to him, responded monotonously with, "Good Morning Kouji-sensei." Ms. Kouji glanced sharply in Bakura's direction noticing that he had not spoken the routine 'Good Morning Kouji-sensei'.



"Well, Bakura." She spoke icily, snapping Bakura out of his trance. "Is there any particular reason as to why you did not proceed with the morning formalities?"



Bakura glared at her defiantly, "Cause I'm having a shitty morning instead of a good one." A certain redhead sniggered from across the room, but a quick glare from Rufus shut Reno up.



Ms. Kouji smiled knowingly, brushing back her dark hair with the ends of her ruler. "Well then, I guess you can stay in for detention after school and have a 'shitty' afternoon as well, after all it can't get much worse than the morning right Bakura?"



Bakura shrugged. Glancing nonchalantly at Malik he muttered, "It's not like I have anything to do after school anyway." Malik caught the glance and giggled slightly.

Ms. Kouji nodded. "I'll expect to see you back here then."

Just then, a clatter at the doorway of the classroom diverted everyone's attention towards a blushing albino standing in the entrance, books and papers all over the floor. Bakura stared as the boy bent down to pick up his books blushing madly and stammering out his apologies. "G-Gomen Ne."

Ms. Kouji stared at Bakura speculatively, noting his vacant stare toward the other boy's rear. "Bakura! What are you doing sitting there? Go help out Ryou with his books." Bakura gaped at her, repeatedly opening and closing his mouth, reminiscent of a goldfish. "Did you not hear me, Bakura? Or are you too good for it? Would you like a Saturday School tagged onto your detention?"

"No, Kouji-sensei," gritted out Bakura through clenched teeth. Getting up, he grumbled as he walked over to help Ryou out with his papers. As he stalked over to the pale haired boy, he slipped on a wayward sheet of paper, and fell over, landing on top of Ryou who had his back turned towards Bakura. The result was a mass tangle of arms and legs, with Bakura on top of Ryou, who was in an awfully suggestive position, legs spread apart from the force of Bakura's fall.

Malik's whoop broke the tense silence, "WHOO! Bakura's gonna get laid tonight!"

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Kar: Whoops. That's the end of this chapter. :P I would have liked to make a longer post but I thought that this spot was a nice ending, and I wasn't sure when the next one would pop up ^^;;. I also wanted to get this off my shoulders so I can spend more time on the next chapter of And The Sun Shall Set Once More. ^__^ BxR in that one! SO yesh, I'm probably going to update this next month. Unless something big comes up, or unless I have difficulty finishing which might happen. Reviews would easily sway that though ^____^

Ryou: Read n Review! Be sure to include what you want to happen to 'Kura!

Bakura: Hey! You're supposed to be on my side!

Ryou: It's all in your best interests Kura.

Kar: Basically this is my side thing that I use to vent off excess creative energy, so I'll need a lot of feedback to tell me what you guys want to happen. I have a basic storyline…but I have nothing set. So…anything that you want to happen, i.e. a school field trip or anything like that would be great! Also, the length of each update will vary depending on how creative I was feeling during that month, and how much I had to work on ASSSOM. So yeah, it's probably gonna be once a month update but if you guys really like it, I can try to make it twice a month. ^__^ Twice a month = more requests to the story line, so in a way this is a pick your own adventure game, but only because uhhh I don't have a real set storyline ^^;;

Btw. I would like to know who you guys would like to be the long haired brunette that likes Bakura! It can be anyone from FF7 or Yugioh. Right now, I'm leaning towards Aeris, after all I am very "fond" of her.. *loves Aeris death scenes*

Reviews much appreciated. Constructive Crit enjoyed very much.