Osmosis Jones© is copyright of Warner Bros©. I don't own it. Wish I did... but be glad I don't otherwise... he-he... nevermind steals Ozzy ... oh and by the way... I don't own MTV© or TRL© once again wish I did... but I don't... But here's some stuff you should know. I own Leah Michelle Jones... Reina Pox and Keith... well... um actually... Keith technically belongs to the dear Brothers Warner... seeing as he turns into Thrax. So much Shit... so little time... Alright so this is what I want you to understand... lets review...

Osmosis Jones© of Warner Brothers... NOT ME :(

Warner Brothers© of... um... Warner Brothers... NOT ME :(

MTV© of... well... MTV

TRL© of MTV

Reina Poxy© of Me... YOU CAN'T HAVE HER UNLESS YOU ASK ME POLITELY AND I SAY YES! ( ( ( Reina Rocks...he-he... (.)

Leah Michelle Jones© of me... you can't have her... she's an even more important character to me than Reina

Keith© of lord knows who... SORRY GOD!

Leila Colonic© of me... my Leila...

Matt © of Me in a way... it was inspired by a bunch of cool Matt's... my cousin Matt... Matt Webmaster of OPRPG...

Mellie© of me even though she's inspired from Vanessa Carlton in a way...

Vanessa Carlton © of A&N records... just had to go there...

A&N records© of A&N Records.

There... now that that madness is over... let the crazy frank madness begin... MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thrax strangles author... there... now that I've put that pest out of her misery... let the story begin...

Michelle sat down in the living room of their house in front of the TV watching TRL when her mother and father came down the stairs dressed for work...

"I thought that you didn't have to work today?"

"Allergy season... the mayor needs extra help..." said her mother as she walked out the door..., "See you later,"

"Bye mom!"

"What about you daddy?"

"The melanoma family and the flu shots are having a turf war... all the officers have been called to duty at the scene so innocent bystanders don't get hurt...C'MON DRIX!" and her father and Drix pulled out of the driveway as well.

Michelle flicked off the TV slipped on her combat boots and headed for the park where she promised she'd meet up with Matt and Mellie.

"Okay... we don't have any room for mess ups... we gotta get in and out of there quickly and quietly... the distraction was provided by some of your fellow germs in the body so we could pull this off... we're all working as a team."

Pulls out his clipboard with pictures of the kids...

"Leila Colonic... the mayors daughter... I'm assigning this one to Reina and George..."

"M-m-me?"George stammered

"Yes you...get going NOW!"

Reina gave a two finger salute towards the front and walked out with George.

"I have received information from one of our informants... that Melissa, Matt, and Leah Michelle will be meeting at the park, so the rest of us will move as a force so it is done quickly and quietly... any questions?"

He was met with silence...

"Lets go you ninnies... we don't have all day..."

A/N: I know that wasn't a very long chapter... but I am not so good at long chapters... better at lots of short chapters...