THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF FRODO AND GANDALF

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After that scene in Gandalf's closet, Frodo and Gandalf emerged from the shadows. Gandalf's nose was dripping with an unidentified sticky substance.

"IT'S STICKY WHAT IS IT????!!???" exclaimed Frodo loudly.
Gandalf looked at him. "You should know what it is, lad, it came from you."
Frodo spit upon him.
"Ah, my eye, you've ruined me..."
"No GANDALF, NOOOOOOO!!!" screamed Elrond. "How dare you betray my trust, with this... this... vile disease of a little... um... hmmm... maybe I was mistaken..." Gazing into Frodo's intoxicating blue eyes.
"Come Elrond we must dance!" said Frodo gaily. Elrond raised his eyebrow, then made a wild gesture to pick up Frodo but the hobbit moved back, waving his finger, saying, "tut, tut, don't be hasty, now, Master Meriadoc."
"Huh?"
"Oh, uh..." said Frodo to himself, "Whoops, got a little sidetracked there... but oh my sexy beast of a cousin, where are you?"
Gandalf and Elrond raised their eyebrows at each other, and then skipped off to the woods for a lovely "picnic" (also known as a sex romp...)

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