Zoro was fast asleep, green head dozing away on kitchen table.

Which was surrounded by several large leafy green cabbages.

That Sanji was currently in the process of dicing up for tonight's dinner with his usual calm unhurried flair.

Nami took one look at the situation as she passed by the door and covered her mouth to cover a snicker. "Oh, that's just asking for trouble!" She chortled.

"What?" Ussop wanted to know, craning his neck around her to see. "Ooh. Think we should warn them?"

"Nah." She grinned. They'd survive the impending quarrel. Probably. "Let them have their fun."

***

For 'Neechan, who's a fan of the Cabbage Head.

And remember: Chopped Cabbage, it's not just a good idea, it's the SLAW.