"It's kind of funny..." Sanji mused thoughtfully as they played cards in the shade of the top deck. "The nicknames the crew has. There's Roronoa Zoro the Deamon-"

Zoro smirked. "Luffy's known as a Devil."

"I'm sometimes called a Monster." Chopper mused. "Or a panda!"

"Captain Ussop the Lair!" Ussop puffed himself up.

"Son of Red Foot."

"Leave the Shitty Old Man out of this." Sanji glared at Zoro.

"What about Nami?"

"Nothing repeatable in polite company." Zoro snickered.

Ussop's eyes got round as he stared at the looming shadow over the swordsman's shoulder. "Whatever she WANTS to be called!"

-fin-

And a plunnie from YaoiCon to keep y'all entertained:

One Piece Twister.

*cackles manically*